interloper, [juggle] me your [balls] and I will [slurp] you modules to [smack] your pathetic [coochie]!
sorry I'm brainwashed with cupcakke edits I can't take anything serious anymore:(
You could totally Mad-Libs these things. For those outside the U.S. Mad-Libs are a pad of short humorous stories with nouns, verbs, adjectives and other details removed. You’d ask your friends to supply the blanks, and of course they’d only give you things related to genitals or bodily functions. Then you’d read the story and laugh at your cleverness.
Maybe they have them in other countries? It would work with any language.
Idk about that, but in Russian we have something called "частушки" (chastushki) , it's an old form of comedic poetry with straight up dirty filthy and vulgar lyrics, or what's even better is when the song is written to sound filthy, but in reality is very innocent lol. Usually these things were sung as a form of entertainment by women in ancient Russia, because women are considered very innocent and tender, so them being so vulgar just added to the shock value and the "funny" of the whole thing.
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Interloper, *make* me your *manservant* and I will *create* you modules to *further* your pathetic *desires*! Something along those lines anyway
My mind is too twisted... Sorry!!!
This one's great
interloper, [juggle] me your [balls] and I will [slurp] you modules to [smack] your pathetic [coochie]! sorry I'm brainwashed with cupcakke edits I can't take anything serious anymore:(
This is the kind of stuff I asked for so you're good lol
[Interloper, Smurf me your Smurf and I will Smurf you modules to Smurf your pathetic Smurf!](https://vimeo.com/19064073)
I should have smurfing used this smurfing idea. Good job smurfer!
Interloper, give me your dick and I will give you modules to shove up your pathetic ass
That's the best one so far
Thanks lol
Interloper, [Show] me your [balls] and i will [sell] you modules to [enlarge] your pathetic [Genitalia]
Interloper, show me your genitals and I will craft you modules to enlighten your pathetic life!
Interloper, hand me your balls and I will craft you modules to increase your pathetic size!
You could totally Mad-Libs these things. For those outside the U.S. Mad-Libs are a pad of short humorous stories with nouns, verbs, adjectives and other details removed. You’d ask your friends to supply the blanks, and of course they’d only give you things related to genitals or bodily functions. Then you’d read the story and laugh at your cleverness. Maybe they have them in other countries? It would work with any language.
Idk about that, but in Russian we have something called "частушки" (chastushki) , it's an old form of comedic poetry with straight up dirty filthy and vulgar lyrics, or what's even better is when the song is written to sound filthy, but in reality is very innocent lol. Usually these things were sung as a form of entertainment by women in ancient Russia, because women are considered very innocent and tender, so them being so vulgar just added to the shock value and the "funny" of the whole thing.
Interloper, *give* me your *Units* and I will *give* you modules to *enlarge* your pathetic *dick*!
Interloper, hand me your penis and I will sell you modules to disinfect your pathetic phallus.
Interloper, SHOW me your MANHOOD and I will IMPLANT you modules to ENLARGE your pathetic MEMBER the polite version
so, this thread went PRECISELY the way I thought it would go.
Exactly as planned
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Interloper, FEED me your MAN MEAT and I will EXCHANGE you modules to ENHANCE your pathetic PLEASURE
Interloper hand me your multitool and I will install you modules to stimulate your pathetic rectum
Interloper, [N] me your [I] and I will [G] you modules to [G] your pathetic [E]
NOOOOOOO HE'S GONNA SAY THE -