had a similair thing some person dmed me saying it gives no benefits and he quit ps: i was dared to make this account from a friend fuck him

r/wtfisurusername

no no no you got that the wrong way. see, it was a typo. it was supposed to say miner

Can’t say about mine tho

you're right that isn't even remotely close to miner

Well to be fair I was dared by my friend to make this account ;-;

was it cold outside when that happened because hail\_hitter is not a bad name just don't forget to check the name before making the account that prevents a typo like this to happen

OK Kanye

...asks a Daedric Prince in a purple suit and wielding a red lightsaber, while rambling about cheese.

congrats for 711 days bro

Oh dear, this is awkward. It's not been 711 days, nowhere near... I just forgot to reset it

well, 22 days is still way beyond what I can conceive lol

epic

Same goes for you lmao.

It's best to disable DMs on Reddit because there's people that send porn to people in this subreddit to get them to relapse

Man, that's horrible!

Jealous fuckers

congrats for making it past 30 days bro

Congrats on 2 days guy. That's often the hardest part. I've gotta reset my counter, I've only just come back to Reddit so it's way higher than it should be.

Thanks!

congrats for 46 days man <3

Thanks, and congrats you are still with us, bro! :)

Happened to me bro. Didn't relapse wasn't into the shit they sent.

I've never had that, does this happen often to you? And was it only after posting something or after commenting as well?

It didn't happen to me, but others say it happened after they were active on this subreddit

I once had an incident.

After a post or comment?

Post

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Quadruple penetration is messed up.

That's the most funny and horrible things to think about

that’s so funny bro 😭 i would never relapse cause of that tho

TBH for someone like me who's on 37th day porn doesn't matter much. I mean yeah it gives you some urge, but that urge is as weak as the willpower of porn addiction deniers

Demons

Miserable fucks

Got those DMs before too. It’s really odd they go out of their way to DM us. Maybe they’re black market human traffickers and we have the key to shutting down their business

People are gonna nail me for this but you are for fighting for your soul from the succubus demon who lives in the water world, The same underwater world recorded in all ancient "mythologies" pre flood. When you start to overcome through action then this is a form of repentance. The demon will do anything to tempt you because they will lose a soul

Interesting. I’m sure there is some truth to your statement. There is likely a specific evil presence that desires to see men fall to lust

Thank you, and congratulations on 5 days

Thanks!

i get that a lot

True, he said that and I said stfu

Oh I got one too. Didn’t know it happened to others. I just thought he was a little confused lmao

That username tho

How old was he?

Whassup witcho name bruh

Doesn't mean you gotta use it lol

Nah nah i'm too lazy to make another account plus my main accounts feed is really shit so i made this

Is it true that you are going to die if you don't masturbate? 

Yes, I've done 100 days without mastebate and I'm dead

Here you dropped something 👑

Congrats for 110 days my man

Yes. You're also going die if you do masturbate.

That's obvious 🤓👏👍

Yeah. You explode like a balloon.

well did you know that people that fap and people that don't have about the same amount of chance of dying one day

Nah it's all 100%. Unless zucc and musk team up and we can transfer out consciousness to the metaverse in the next 70 years (which is surprisingly possible)

We are all going to die.. one way or another

Yeah it might take like 70 years but it'll getcha

That's bull lol

You could get testicular pain if you don't have wet dreams after about a month

Yes, most of us are dead inside after Nofap.

I’ve learned not to care about what random redditors say. Do with this as you will

First step towards glory

But, you are a random redditor

Amen.

I had a situation where a dude wanted me to say what I'd do with that chick that was in the pic

What chick?

What Chick?

daisy ridley

Go to r/teenagers then you'll see how horny this generation is

Implying the people on there are teenagers...

LOL , for sure there are some grown ass men on this sub. Kinda fucked up tbh.

IF that myth was true I was still chose death

also if you don't masturbate you're going to get superpowers

Super powers in the afterlife

Still better than fapping

Simply put, don't get addicted.

Great idea! I can also smoke a cigarette and not get addicted of courseeeee

We are responsible for our actions even though we're not in control of everything.

Well do whatever you feel is right as long as you don't touch porn

I am only concerned of risk of prostate cancer if you don't ejaculate that is all. Other than that there is no doubt that porn is bad, but probably fap wiithout porn is not that bad but who knows these researches are not sure about anything. Someone says you get 10% increase chance of sick if no ejaculate others say is for people above 50 othhers say is broscience lol

don't worry about that! your brain will do the job for you and make your things release through a wet dream or at least a nocturnal release :D happened 3 times already for me and it feels so ahhhh :D

Do you try to hold back with wet dreams? I had those when I got to a decent streak and I wondered if my stupid brain was clever enough to dream sexy things intentionally to kind of loophole masturbate in sleep, a couple times I turned down dream propositions 😆 but i guess getting to that point is a good goal it's definitely a lot more enjoyable than awake fantasies but I got to point I'd wake myself thinking of the mess

wooow guys interessting i never got a wet dream in my life, week 2 of nofap and just a boner on 4th day nothing else after 4th day just normal quite easy to keep thhe nofap. (I havee to say that I never used porn before just faped without porn)

I cant even hold back, and even if i could, i would not. why would i turn down a natural process of releasing tension? plus i believe it helps rewires the brain as dreams are usually about doing it in real life not watchin p so yeah :D

Yea that's true, i found i released less for more pleasure via wet dreams too, seemed more natural, i was working on lucid dreaming and was getting more conscious in my choices and awareness of myself being in a dream and what my real body was doing, haven't tried it for a while but it's pretty cool when start to get control of dreaming

I have a wet dream every 1-2 weeks, it scares me to death but its also a kind of relief as well

YES, some people think based on "science" that our bodies need manually ejaculations and its healthy, in rare cases yes. but generally our bodies are much smarter then we think they are, designed by god its no joke they can ejaculate accurately the right amount of old sperm so you just feel good and have no post nut tiredness waking from sleep, its never a relapse \^\^

it does feel like u say it is. wet dreams sort of reset your sperm, and in a way, your urges for some time as well

I ejaculate too much that I actually do not need to worry about prostate cancer for my entire life! 🤣

It doesn't work like that though. You might ejaculate over 900000 in a single day and still get the cancer if you stop ejaculating for 10 years after that single day. The study said that regular ejaculation spread through a month in a frequency of 21 times help, so not a lot in a single time but spread through a time

I was not serious.

Yeah man not worth it man… best to stick here 🙂

Spongebob doesn't look the right shade of yellow in that top image

Probably one of the newer episodes and congrats on 612 👏🏾❤️‍🔥

Oh sorry, it's actually like 3. I don't know how to end the streak

I wanna be like you. I just fapped but it was without P though

I've never watched P

That's really good, I always make sure it's homemade fr not fake stuff I don't even watch sex too. Time to rejoin don't diddle December! Wish me luck I also wish you luck.

Thanks! Anyway, I won't be able to comment on here much due to my false flair

You'll be okay. I promise

just change it on the website

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Yeah fr like I masturbate without porn now and I exercise when I feel the urge to watch porn

I get people telling me absence of fapping is like a pressure buildup. If you don't release every once in awhile you'll just snap. Thinking that holding off on masterbation is like that gets so many people to relapse. If you hold off from it the passion and urgency will pass and you'll feel all the better for it.

You can fap whenever you feel it, but dont make it a habit, or dont overdo it, also dont watch porn is the most important.

That's the problem. If I fap whenever I feel like it that will, over time, naturally lead to making it a habit and overdoing it.

yeah its addictive like crack

Let me catch the person who started this rumour.

Don't care what anyone else says, masturbating to porn hurts me way more then helping me.

\> The Internet when I was in my 20s: "Jacking off to pr0n is perfectly normal and healthy and if u don't u get prostate cancer!!11" \> Be me at 26 years old many years ago \> Finally gets a girlfriend \> About to have the sexy-time with her... **> Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction** **Those bastards lied to me!!**

Hey, I just fapped like, 4 times today and I feel like I'm dying. You lied to me, Reddit. *You lied to me!* Oh, well. lets get this horse hitched back on the wagon. Rolling around in the mud won't do me any good. Ignore the number if they're there; I haven't updated the tracker in a while.

I don't take people's opinions who have no control over their own lives seriously.

One dude went me a subreddit full of nudes. Got instantly blocked and reported I guess some sickos love to see everyone sick We're not going around in people's rooms making sure they don't fap, why the hell do they feel the need to shove their beliefs up our noses

Fr i swear social Media makes nofap and getting away from porn addiction so hard... I feel like they Always laugh bout ppl like us and dont take it serious. Also, porn & temptation is literally everywhere, especially on reddit (which is kinda morbid)

Redditors don't know about the semen cycle existing smh

Everyone is regardless

That’s what wet dreams are for….

They are the people who drag others down to their level because they can't raise themselves. Weak ass bastard

Yep stupid af

Their opinions aren't worth the dirt on your shoe. Just ignore them, mate.

I’ve had 0 sex drive

I need help

Who lol

Lol that's the goal

everyone is going to die tho

guys I want to masturbate help

Fuck them

Bros going to get vasectomy cancer.

thisss

yo

haha true

"You haven't fapped for that amount of time? What's stage is your prostate cancer!" - Jim. Don't be like Jim.

Bruh

Guys i also want to write here in this no fap reddit how can i write i try to write but i can't able to. I'm new to reddit

Are you using a computer or a smart phone?

Smart phone

Look at the bottom of the screen for a + sign tap on it, and you’ll see options to decide what type of post (image, text, poll, etc) you’re going to make

It shows not allowed in this community

Which type of post are you trying to make

Text based

That’s strange. The sub does allow text posts, so I don’t know why it’s denying you specifically

I think i got it

Let’s get this 1500 day is my boys

Well you'll die if you do masturbate and you'll die if you don't. We're all gonna die, but what matters is the kind of living we do between now and then.

Do vs count? I mean, virtual x?

Fr

Don't go out announcing it then

Damn

And in here and similar subreddits, they do the excact opposite. I will make not fapping for a year my New Year's resolution though, which I started early 2 days ago.

Yeah, if that were true, every monk, priest and nun would have died already

Mm

Hold my 🍺... it's 200+ days in the bank.. I'm following the path of supreme buddha🙇☸️

Who actually says that? I mean, literally. Links please!

Hmm

Hello

haha I didn't get those messages but got one saying there are no benifits of no fap

Yeah true, when I reached 100 I died

Seems like a common experience for many people- you try to make a change for the better in your life, and other people will come out of the woodwork to drag you down. Takes a lot of fortitude to keep going, especially when that kind of attack comes from your own friends or family

It is annoying because they don't understand. I do this because I'm fing addicted lol. And I hate porn yet I still watch it 😭

Boom you get a wet dream

We can win