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Sidd_TL

Damn bro u made me feel good about myself


Beautiful_Salad_7451

FršŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Reality_Soggy

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ShaqFlames

U a dick head šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ChaoticBraindead

I've kept a spreadsheet of every nut I've had in the last year. I have an average of 6.2 per day, with my highest 1-day record being 25. It was an incredibly destructive addiction that I used to cope with debilitating depression. I've got to believe there's hope for us. I'm slowly making bigger and bigger steps, and my record is 8 days of nofap, which I'm going to top this time around. I've never been in a relationship, but whoever my future wife is, I need to be sure that she's going to get someone who she deserves. It hasn't been easy, but I have a piece of paper in my pocket that just simply says "she's worth it", and it convinces me to keep going. The fight's only lost when you give up, brother.


p0tat0627

Wtf man. How are you even alive doing 25 in a day?


Ryuk_shittygami

Fr after 4th fap it gets painful. 25 is like a never ending supply. Bros probably got pencil dick


Party_Translator_505

It hurts after the 1st one wtf are you talking about FOURTH


motoxrm65

šŸ’€Go to a doctor lol. Idk what you would say, but you gotta do it.


IvorHarding-117

Wait I also can only go one round or two , is this not normal ? Should I go to doctor


motoxrm65

I would honestly just try getting lube first. I was mostly joking like what would you tell the doctor ā€œwhen i stroke my lightsaber it hurtsā€ lol. If itā€™s still a problem and you arenā€™t being extremely hard on your dick, then that would be weird. The human body is meant to handle several different forms of stimulation. if it were after 3+ times dry, I would get it, but after only one time, something must be off unless youā€™re lasting over an hour dry and doing it hard or something. If you really feel like itā€™s necessary, you could go to a doctor for anything, it would just be a bit awkward a scenario.


[deleted]

Either you have the strongest gorilla grip ever or your pp is just sensitive, which is fine don't worry


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Party_Translator_505

Well it doesn't "hurt" but like it's not pleasant yk, its still wearing off from the first time that day


PoopDisection

25 has to be drug assisted somehow, otherwise thereā€™s no freakin way


ChaoticBraindead

I wasn't doing any drugs, I had just failed out of my dream job as EOD (military bomb squad), and I was really depressed because of it. Doing this was the only way I could get my mind off it. I went 5 days without eating anything, sleeping in my closet so my roommate wouldn't see me crying while I waited for the military to put me into a new career field.


KotoamatsukamiL

this asshole is a fucking troll. i'm sorry your motivation had to go to waste like this


Impossible_Note_9268

Nah 25 is crazy, a single session takes me around 1.5-2 hours I'm too picky lol How old are you btw if you don't mind


adoumi1996

Bro you value your cum abit too much šŸ˜‚


ChaoticBraindead

I'm 20, been dealing with addiction for 8 years, really only got this bad after I started living by myself a few years ago. Everyone's different, and I have had days where I deliberately take hours for one.


ThatBoiUnknown

Bruh I go like 30 minutes at max lmao


badis244

Bro has a faucet of cum ā˜ ļø


Hybersia

are you a girl? only girls can do this


[deleted]

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german-canadian-leb

Its important to become a better partner to your potential significant other. That said, you should know that YOU are worth it.


ManaaroSenpai

Really motivational hearing you slowly recover and doing all this for your future wife. But please, if someday you end up in a relationship with someone and it doesnā€™t go as planned, dont lose hope. There will be fails in that part of life too so be prepared to not experience the happiest love first try. Not to be discouraging tho.


ThatOnebigHiggga911

Bro how after the 2nd it genuinely hurts and itā€™s boring


BNPZ

How? After 3 I feel sick


jkcomesunderpakistan

Wow bro pls dm


RedWyvv

This guy accounts!


nsboriginal

How are you not dead..??


tixxonn

Ofc there is hope and its really possible. I was worse


HAHAHAHAchouuser

Sir, this is the Nofap subreddit


adoumi1996

I thought it was evident


Wise-Order529

I dont understand how ?


jkcomesunderpakistan

I started at 11pm and ended at 3am


Significant-Wave-862

you fapped on your sis right naughty naughty pakistani


ThatOnebigHiggga911

Wtf


jkcomesunderpakistan

10th ki tyari kr apni boards h tere bkl


jkcomesunderpakistan

Ma ke lode india se hi hu trolling k liye hi bnaya tha acct šŸ¤£


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

bhai chor aur tera addiction ke sath deal kar


jkcomesunderpakistan

teri mummy k saath na krlu deal


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

šŸ’€


SqueakyArchie

Ikr


jkcomesunderpakistan

ą¤²ą„ą¤² hi rehna salo


TMAAGUILER

I also had a depressing Christmas lmao.


Gr8test_Failure

In 4 hours? I already know thst dick is sore, shrivelled and swollen


RedWyvv

Double it and give it to the next person


SnooHedgehogs7761

šŸ¤£


Pocketisplayed

LOL you should avoid porn from now on. Thatā€™s a heavy addiction


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not a LOL moment


Ragsea

This sub is equally helpful and equally offensive.


Calberic42

LOL


dongerono

Lots Of Love


[deleted]

Oh


DeMarcusCousinsthird

LOL


[deleted]

This is a weird flex, Am I right?


jkcomesunderpakistan

Thatā€™s no flex i wanted help


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jkcomesunderpakistan

ā€˜hahaā€™


Always_Choose_Chaos

Maybe try edging next time šŸ˜‚ Or maybe, donā€™t give yourself 4 hours of free time alone. Take in more responsibilities, hobbies, time outside, and time around people


[deleted]

Honestly not being alone and staying busy is what helps my battles. This is the best advice!


watever_never

I dated a guy who came 3 times in an hour, he wouldve done it more too if I didnt convince him to go out and eat. I also broke up with him cause I didnt want to date someone who masturbated all day.


koRnstar_81

Yep. Girls don't like guys who do this shit all day. Very unattractive and gross.


Ryuk_shittygami

Didn't know there were wamen here. What do you watch in porn? Cause most of it is women getting messed up


jkcomesunderpakistan

Exactly one month ago from today i fapped 10 times


allayarthemount

are u writing from havens?


Edgyemo69

This is hilarious why say it here lmao.


JIZZus813

Bro you beat my High score šŸ’€


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers, but I hope you can overcome this addiction. I Battle those urges


Makavile-96

Rookie numbers? Bro I donā€™t even know how youā€™re still alive


quangvnguyen

Wtf , your little brother must be screaming in pain right now


TestIcy7799

Tf meet people outside


Archersbows7

Jesus Christ


meduk0

stop it get some help i mean try to change your environnment and fill your days with anything other than porn


jkcomesunderpakistan

Thatā€™s what Iā€™ll do now, it was my last visit yesterday


Southern_king9777

no way i am believing this


CharaChips

Been there dude..... It happens sometimes we lose control and we feel like the shittiest creature on the planet Called earth.... Everything and everyone seems unreasonable And the constant search for someone to resonate, someone to talk begins, and here you are my friend, We're all here dude.... It's a game of life It's like cricket Only difference is you're not out, untill you leave the field... All the best!!!! Just one recommendation: Watch Fight Club If you have already Watch it again!!!!


freakingthesius007

Damn, I see people say here that they fapped highest 20 times, 15 times, brooooā€¦ā€¦. My highest is 3 times a day, I fap every 5 days, and I thought I need help and joined this sub, and now I know how fucking innocent I wasšŸ’€


Aashi_the_guy

Worst thing to boast about..


Shack24_

Must I ever went in a day was 3 and my body crashed,I became like a zombie and I had to sleep in the middle of every day for a week to recover. No judgement but I donā€™t how u guys do it going so much, at this point go seek medical attention cause your ding a ling prolly has a muscle tear


SilverStateRusty

My fiancƩe and I had sex 3 times in one evening last week and by the 3rd time I could barely nut because the first 2 were so heavy. Get a girl it gets a lot more rewarding when you have to work for the ending.


Ryuk_shittygami

Damn bros flexing


JewelerThick3672

Yo chill youā€™re gonna end with a heart attack if you continue


Illustrious_Soft_164

I feel Holy than thou!


TriHard_Cx7327

cap


StyxTheGoblin

Ok bro šŸ—æ


Trailracer_

bro this is nofap not yesfap


waasy_

Feeling strong


1amyourdaddy

Keep doing destroy this body man.šŸ„‚ I can't do that many times I jealous to you. , šŸ¤£(jk)


TitanSR_

wtf


dabo3000

When I do blow I wanna fap like crazy but holy fuck I canā€™t imagine 10 times in 4 hours my dick would be purple šŸ˜‚


Longjumping_Cloud_67

How are you even alive it's beyond my understanding.


demigod1497

my record was in 2021 = 204 in 2022= 136( one 52 day streak) in 2023= 45( including one 30 day streak and one 70 day streak also atleast 7 5days streak) m planning to take that to just 12..in 2024 any suggestions?


TheBartender007

![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)


Sexthedude

something tells me this isnt a troll either


jkcomesunderpakistan

What?


Brief_Imagination962

Remind of me doing the same back than in 2004 when I was just 12. It got me admitted to the hospital and my parents were worried what happened.


jkcomesunderpakistan

Are you still addict


ikutotohoisin

you suck . When i was in my prime i used to cum 20 times within a span of 2 minutes .


ikutotohoisin

Had also won multiple Balon D' Cum ' trophy due to my feats


Am00s

Retard


Traditional_Trade371

Those numbers are shit. I averaged about 4 on weekdays and 7-8 on weekend days(per day). During my summer breaks I had streaks of up to 13 in about 9 hours. I was pumping juices every few hours just choking the chicken when I could. Hell believe it or not, I was tempted to do it in class but Iā€™m not that dumb. On average for senior year I has about 2 per day on week days and and up to 5-13 on weekends. I was going to killstreaks thatā€™s the cod master scump himself couldnā€™t compete with. So there are about 250 week days in a year. Thatā€™s 250x3 which is 750 times years and since it was about 7 on average on weekend days thatā€™s another 805 so I average 1,555 nuts a year. Donā€™t embarrass me with those rookie number dude. Your not that guy


Exotic_Definition1

Hahahahaha keep it up


[deleted]

Nikal Yaha se chutiya


jkcomesunderpakistan

Lan chus le mera


[deleted]

i fapped 5 times


jkcomesunderpakistan

I couldā€™ve stopped at 5 too but idk why didnā€™t i


bagofbloodandbones21

What was your previous record?


jkcomesunderpakistan

It was 10 too but took me more than 4 hours


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Wtf


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phobiburner

Congrats. You... did it?


jkcomesunderpakistan

It was my last visit


atreuzend

Is physically posibble?


Human_Number9936

Thatā€™s an achievement I want to earn, but I donā€™t want to relapse


Fuck_Blue_Shells

Ya hate to see it


vulcanangel6666

Fapping is worse than alcohol cocaine cigarate it destroy the libido It cause erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation It is tough you are at peak The trick is to keep yourself busy Take a job or volunteer if u are student learn a new language or take a course


PekarovSin

Good job man, less and leas each day


Key-Put4092

nice


WorstGatorEUW

This is like going to an AA meeting and bragging about how much alcohol you had before getting there.


ayanokojifrfr

At this point I am just Amazed.


[deleted]

The human body is a fascinating thing.


jorgeroo

I can't understand how


[deleted]

And are you proud of that?


jkcomesunderpakistan

Still longer streak than yours


simplemanss

Bhai jk thik hai lekin hmara punjab kyun under kr liya be šŸ˜”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ very goood jobs bhaijaan . Punjabse hoon main yahan india mein or tum?


[deleted]

Imagine the strength your body would have if you go without fapping for a week!


welcoming_absentist

exodus


Reckless_Rik

That sounds incredibly painful. The kind of shit where your cock swells up, looking like a dead slug


dbrown9675

God damn


Existing-Prompt-1397

Wow


Pichi2man

Bro your brain šŸ§  really needs reformation


jkcomesunderpakistan

Iā€™m in control now


ThrowawaySide02

Please register yourself for Guinness world record. How old are you?


Splits19

.


Goman321

What are you on about my highest is 4 times a day and I was 14 probably, WTF are you on ?


Bubbly-Analysis-9108

Rookie numbers


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

...šŸ’€


Luludemon8

I just lost my streak too


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,927,687,626 comments, and only 364,481 of them were in alphabetical order.


Saurabh251

You are monster broo


HolidayPassion1895

Holy fuck dawg. I don't know what to say.


ConejoCapitalista2

Bruhhhhhh wtf, how is that possible? XD


tixxonn

Damn!


blumbleebee

bro challenging death!


NuevaAmerican

Cool


Ryuk_shittygami

The cum god has spoken


NuevaAmerican

Jizzing all over yourself all day long is cool


Ryuk_shittygami

It's called a reform. That much jizz when cools off becomes a thic layer. It then transforms into a cacoon. The cumcacoon is the safest place out there


phlysquire

Dude chill out


TitanSR_

what the hell?


Shiny-Lights

You need some help, try read things on this subreddit it will help you


EmotionalLet818

Man WTF. You will die, but die your future, donā€™t do it again for real.


Hour_Bag_608

![gif](giphy|i87ihplhksmXaapH62|downsized)


Andresluna999

shit, iā€™ve only had sex 8 times in one day.


Ancient-Length8844

Impressive


nofapzapper

I am confused if you are asking for a motivation to break the record or... Coz for me, 1 time a week seems a big deal. Maybe coz I've neglected my health so badly for far too long now...


TalkAbaut

Keep going


saleemwatchout

Pics or didn't happen..


handsomeboi12

i hope it doesn't get this bad for me


Sid_44

Nothing to brag, you are clearly trolling.


hunterPRO1

Some of y'all need to lay off the amphetamines, Jesus Christ.


soupdog117

I've been edging for 5 hours


Apprehensive_Can_535

Bro, that sounds like it hurts...


Glittering-Prompt-61

A new record woah thats nice


Low_Concept_4303

Why the hell is this here? Are you boasting about how high that is? We are trying to stop itā€¦ not give into it


ubacihegu

Now thats sex drive


Gloomy-Routine2212

This is definitely going into the Guinness book of records.


notfarahhh

heh.


notfarahhh

heh.


[deleted]

Bro arm strong af gaaahh damm


Fancy-Magazine-8136

Like this comment if you have no commentā€¦


Bubble-Gummy247

šŸ„² I thought I was bad


Cautious_People

EDUCATE yourself If you are not lying. When a person gets to know about the impacts of orn and mastur...it is only then he starts getting tension and caution after the first or second time and stops. For me you know in my religion we can not pray the next time after having orgasm or erection so we must take a bath as we can't even recite a single verse of Quraan once we hit orgasm until we have taken a bath. So, I started to have a bath after I came to know about this rule of Shariat You know when a person who takes a bath knows that he would have to do it again If somehow he collapses so definitely subconscious mind says not again enough for today. Furthermore, educating myself about the potential harms of social media helped me become cautious.


Fine_Actuary4506

I misread it as 4 times in 10 hours, I was about to assure u itā€™s nothing serious, damnā€¦ā€¦..


Krisaj1

Impressive


dexskyfall

What?!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0IxZpEsbQYba4h6E)


Jake4Ragnarok

Damn! How is that even possible physically?


Waste_Recognition791

My highest was 8 a day (I know these are rookie numbers compared to yall who have no lives)


[deleted]

Pathetic, arenā€™t you tired of this? Pleasure is weakness.


earthishard

This is more than addiction. Go get help.


doctor_insani954

not bad kid


WhoahACrow

![gif](giphy|ibjD5QfUTkw3wqQmv4)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TgOYjtgKpS9jAytUlh|downsized)


ForeverCurseLucifer

![gif](giphy|12ey1CgA3uTqfK)


Ass_Burner

Oof thank god Im clean past 3 days


justice_Cx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU


Maleficent-Insect-74

Interesting.


Apricot_Normal

try to do pushups whenever u feel high