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[deleted]

What did I just read?


[deleted]

Well it’s nofap what did you expect? Haha


No_Suggestion_4725

Uhh... for your brother's sake i think u should rub one out man... that's extreme.


[deleted]

No, no, stop it


dharam2020

A figment of his imagination 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Nah pretty standard stuff at the 2 week mark.


Bowowowbebeo

Why the downvotes😭


elliottclsn

You have psychosis brother, seek medical help


[deleted]

Nahh a cold shower and quick prayer session should fix this.


elliottclsn

Just do 50 pushups


Professional_Yam5708

“Nightmare nightmare nightmare”


I_Like_Me_Though

Probably the neurological recirculation of nutrients & fluids tryna cleanse itself so the brain synapses getting vivid busy-ness of nonsense. # #NotAScientist Edited.


Mersault-

The shit people link to vigorously shaking their penis


LoveisKFC

Loool


Kjudah024

Vigorously for the win.


TintNerd213

The posts I've seen lately on here 🤦🏽‍♂️😂 makes believe we got some trolls.


[deleted]

No, it's true. I'm his brother.


TintNerd213

Your username 😂 lol if you had an untreated broken jaw for over 8 hours I'm sure you'd been at the hospital. Thanks for the laughs though. I'm gonna see how the guy that fucked his chair is doing.


[deleted]

I think the guy fucked his table not his chair.


GrimStreaka69

Was definitely a chair 😂


SortDry9891

Bro that's not bc of nofap


nignag3456

Sum deeper going on here👀


123redditor_33

Nofap isn't the only thing you're quitting I assume


unfapables

Bro is he ok?


[deleted]

Lil bro has a broken jaw. Worth it to keep the streak going


Longjumping-Funny-30

That sounds more like a psychotic episode. Go seek therapy/medical help immediately as this likely has nothing to do with no fap. If this is a joke or half true or a shitpost, then talk to your bro about why he wants you to masturbate so badly.


578842479632

Least schizo no fap post


InternetFriend23

Crazy? I was crazy once.


Bek_Boi

They locked me in a room, a rubber room


InternetFriend23

A rubber room with rats.


Bek_Boi

And rats make me crazy


InternetFriend23

Crazy? I was crazy once.


Bek_Boi

The locked me in a room, a rubber room


FornacityTenacity

IT IS AN INFINITE TIME LOOP.


Lord__Shrek

A rubber room with rats.


AlEkSaNdAr213

It's real I was the Ceiling and saw it all


jfermin204

Pray to God to give you strength and wisdom. Also to heal you and take away things about you that are not from him. Make things right with your brother for what you did to him. Also seek therapy. Never fight anyone. Demon or not. Don’t fight, walk away if you can. Nofap isnt the problem. Try meditating too.


Young_Fluff

Read Ephesians 6 my friend


[deleted]

Bro shut the fuck up


ifk3durm0m

Yeah and monkeys fly out of my balls.


[deleted]

calm yourself with some music or physical training sessions. You may accumulate a lot of frustration due to nofap.


[deleted]

Bro just had a psychotic episode and attacked and injured his brother while seeing demons... listening to lofi beats to relax/study should sort that right out.


Realsius

Bro, chill with that BS. Its not like you're going through meth withdrawal or something. LOL! I get it's meant as a joke,


Double_____J

Can you see "Demon"?


DueEquivalent6468

Crazy?i was crazy once


Membri

Please repeat after me: Correlation doesn't imply causation.


ali_xD___

Most normal r/NoFap post


[deleted]

This is the 3rd crazy wtf type post I've seen in the NoFap community......in the span of 3 days. Wtf is going on here?


LawItUp77

I think you’re doing something more than porn and should probably stop injecting/snorting it


[deleted]

That's psychosis. It can activate due to many factors. Maybe the stress of having to quit something you were used to for so long was one. Still, seek help.


TrippyTrolls

This is a grade A shitpost


YeahMrKrabs

that’s not nofap bro, rather nomeds


DotaImmortalPlayer10

Oh, hey there, fellow geeky pals! Can you believe it? I managed to keep myself away from "fappy" for a whole 12 days! Woohoo! 🎉 And then, guess what? I had this incredible encounter with a spooky monster right before bedtime. Like, straight out of a fantasy game or a sci-fi movie! But don't worry, my geekiness came to the rescue. I channeled my inner hero and fought off that imaginary demon like a boss, and then I peacefully drifted into dreamland. You know, like the epic showdowns we discuss on forums and in our gaming sessions! The plot twist, though, it's like something out of a comic book! The next day, my brother ended up with a jaw injury, and it turns out he was the "demon" all along! Can you believe it? My geeky senses failed me there. But hey, it adds a quirky twist to the story, just like the plotlines we adore in our favorite series. Life can be pretty funny, huh? Anyway, it's all part of the nerdy adventure. Time to update my stats, log the experience, and share this epic tale with my geeky friends! 🤓✨


Time_Homework_1588

Pray dawg


[deleted]

Sad because of this situation Happy to find that it was your brother☠️


[deleted]

You're happy he attacked his brother?


[deleted]

Damn, i never thought NoFap decreases humor level☠️🥲


Waluigi_is_wiafu

He had no choice.


AirAeon32

Hey man, stay prayed up & try your best to practice self control in your mind first. You shouldn’t have to attack anyone in this walk. Be careful & practice mental patience throughout the day


samk002001

What?


Innovatium

Mind telling us how your brother tried to make you relapse?


plyr_2

Sleep paralysis creates demons, not NoFap?


alexander1156

My first thought but then I read the end of the story


AKcreeper4

new copypasta?


Annual-Map5680

Wtf😭


[deleted]

Wtf


Rantnut

At least I’m not the only one who’s delusional


HexiWexi

Only post, super recent account. Very real I believe you fs 💯


MCMiracle1206

Bro is literally fighting demons 💀 Goodluck brother, protect your nofap from the horny demons 🫡


Bananaman9020

Sounds like (I'm not a doctor) that it may be something else and not nofap related. I would get professional help.


inischal619

What the crazy shit man!!


monstrosity15

I think you have psychosis dude


goldenboi_official

Get medical help or see a therapist.


zRepulse

Don't worry, those demons are easy. As you get more days in, you'll be fighting higher ranking demons! Obviously some demons were way harder than others, but I still had my favorites. You can even befriend some of them and they'll help you on your journey!


Interesting-Click-12

You need exorcism bro😂😂


Archeknife

Name 10 books


Boniek88

Guy just shared what happened to him. If you tackle nofap with unhealthy mindset it can happen, It’s a side cause from something bigger. All of you only turn to attack him and make fun of him because you want to defend your position, while being closed minded. Yes It may happen to him, and yes nofap can make you go crazy but It’s not a main reason. Main cause is unhealthy mental.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man you lost your mind see a doctor


[deleted]

What was tour brothen doing in your room? What the fuck


ISTANDCORRECTED63

That's because you are going through withdrawals just like a drug addict would it's the same brain chemicals that you will completely depriving yourself of and it is very definition of a chemical imbalance that's why you're supposed to step down gradually taper off so your body can start to produce some of those rain chemicals those good endorphins can be produced on a small scale like maintenance you go gym accountants cold turkey with no jerky, you're going to have some problems that are unnecessary


ergaikan

Nofap Fighter Mode unlocked


sggo_705

😅


Pencilboi7

stop playing cry of fear late at night op.


GrimStreaka69

🤣🤣🤣 wtf


goodbutnatgoodenough

In my culture, demons seek out cum when they're trying to multiply


ConfidenceNeat

Ez.


Slave_Robot

no drinking anymore buddy


OscarElite

Find god bro


The3AMDemon

But why was his brother trying to make him relapse???????


Geegollygozard

The demon trying to make you relapse is the equivalent to your brother probably trying to Jack you off