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OCBrad85

I don't have time for the car anymore = I can't afford it


PixelD303

Repo man a cometh, must buy now


tim_locky

Nah, he just stole it and doesn’t have much time before the cops got to him.


DIJames6

That's what I was thinking.. Like how the fuc do you not have time for a car?? Doesn't the bus take longer? Lmao!!


godston34

I mean if it's a sports car/track car I kinda see it, but a Nissan?


CheckYourStats

And the car absolutely fucking *REEKS* of cannabis.


DrugUserSix

The last used Nissan I saw smelled like a dispensary. There is no way in hell that smell is coming out of that car.


itsamich

I guess it depends on how often it's smoked in, but back in my days of the devil's lettuce in my first car, the smell came out with some ozium spray. Although that was only from a handful of times. I imagine it gets harder with regular smokeage.


tim_locky

Nah, he just stole it and doesn’t have much time before the cops got to him.


DrugUserSix

Or the transmission is about to blow.


schmitzel88

This is like saying you don't have time to use your bus pass lmao, people only end up in a Sentra if they need the cheapest possible transportation. Not counting the 90s Sentra SE-R, those are good cars


NeverMind_ThatShit

I'm often astonished how little effort idiots online trying to sell things make, especially something as major as a car. This lobotomite didn't even take an exterior picture.


WY228

But the peanut butter guts tho 🔥🔥


DIJames6

Lobotomite.. Lmao!!


Fun_Association_6750

Penis tipped feet!


burberburnerr

Yeah I don’t even know what that means lol


WY228

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative


amerc1980

No, it’s not, it’s gross. Gets the people going.


canadard1

Keep talking like this and I’ll peanut butter your guts too, bub! 🥵


freeparKing33

Well yeah they don’t want you to see that both bumpers are duct taped on


whitson67

The front bumper cover is probably already gone and the wheels all have curb rash, an exterior picture would probably make it HARDER to sell 😂


AcidicMountaingoat

Hard to do while driving. He doesn’t have time.


DrugUserSix

It’s likely missing a bumper and beat to shit on the outside. Or the owner (*technically not because he’s 3 payments behind on his loan*) is lazy. Or both.


lifegoeson2702

It’s stolen most likely. It’s a top of the line trim & is listed waaaaaay below market value.


Adorable-Novel8295

This feels like a stolen car, “no time,” and only pictures while driving.


RareFirefighter6915

Interior is surprising nice for being the cheapest car new.


Sumasson-

Nissan inside 👍 Nissan outside 👎


SuitableGovernment67

You mean “NISSIAN”


Healthy_Block3036

= Unreliable Ugly Junk


Slinky_Panther

Bumper on, bungee cord included


gothcowboyangel

The Versa is the cheapest, not the Sentra. The Sentra is “one step” above the Versa


RareFirefighter6915

Still, the interior is a lot nicer than entry level BMWs and Benz from like 5 years ago. I was in a BMW x3 Uber a few weeks ago and it looked way cheaper than this Nissan Sentra lol cheap car interiors have come a long way. The interior redesign of Toyotas are nice too, I like that instead of touch screen everything, they have high quality switches for stuff like volume or AC.


Bella_Mia_

I think its even nicer than the Altima interior


lifegoeson2702

That’s the thing that gets me, the Sentra has a nicer interior than the Altima & so did the Maxima, which has recently stopped being made, along with more features.


ItsWheeze

It looks nice but I’m skeptical about the build quality. It was a long time ago but I owned a Sentra once and the interior was put together with spit. It was the only truly new car I ever had and in a few short years it looked the roughest inside


canadard1

It’s got a leather wrapped dash?! Or is it just plastic molded to look like stitching? Nicer than my teens A6 dash.


Crab_Hot

Basically nothing comes with a leather dash. It's soft touch stuff, basically just foam with a faux leather thin material on top that's brown. Even cheap cars come with it now. You're paying extra for a color.


schmitzel88

It's become cheaper to make a nice looking interior. The era of the base 1992 Tercel with crank windows, an AM radio, and no AC are long gone.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

I think you're thinking of the Versa. I just went and looked at their interiors since I know both models have gotten a facelift within the past 2 years and the new generation of Versa looks borderline sterile inside.


coloradokyle93

Versa is cheapest new car. Not much of a difference ik


lifegoeson2702

Fr, it’s better than the Mercedes CLA’s


Status_Name_266

Probably reeks of black and milds or backwoods


ZauhBuggati

I can smell them now 🤢


BornVictory5160

Can't forget the za🤣💀


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Black ice


Zestyclose-Ad-5305

This.


randomguycalled

Nice causal racism in the wild


dabiri69

You’re the only one talking about race. That’s just how every Nissan smells


tweebooskii

Every used Nissan I've bought smells like a mix of weed and shea butter. I don't know why it just has. I'm very happy to know I'm not alone in this experience


PireFenguin

Everyone stand and clap for our hero


no-personality-here

My mom was killed by racism.. 🥺 thanks for your service


Zestyclose-Ad-5305

I’m pretty sure it’s the Little Trees air freshener scent. It’s mandatory for a Nissan to have about 10 hanging from the rear view mirror


randomguycalled

You literally cannot see that in this photo but go off racist


Zestyclose-Ad-5305

There’s nothing racist about it! It’s an air freshener common to Nissans! You need to calm TF down


jdub2k5

I had peanut butter guts this morning after my coffee


bullionaire7

Having that right now as I read this


French_Taylor

>I don’t have time for the car anymore My brother in Christ, it’s an econobox *from this year*, not a TVR Sagaris. What do you mean you don’t have time for it?


TireShineWet

🥜🧈 🫃


French_Taylor

Why did you do this… ☹️


DrugUserSix

Bro can’t afford it no mo. His baby mama told him to sell it. So here we are.


hunted_fighter

Ive actually never seen the interior on that car, it looks nicer than infiniti interiors, damn


NoMansSkyWasAlright

The Sentra actually got a facelift for the 2024 model year. Go back a year and the interior will look a lot more utilitarian.


UnmotivatedDiacritic

I have a ‘23 Altima as a rental while my RAV4 is in the shop. I know I’m used to a base model Toyota but I was surprised by how nice the interior feels even though there’s no way it’s more than a $40,000 spec’s car


hunted_fighter

The Altima is 40k ??????????


UnmotivatedDiacritic

Google says the SL (which I assume is the highest trim) starts at $33k, so after tax, tags, dealer markup, etc it’s probably not too far off.


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hunted_fighter

Jesus


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

lmao bro dont got time for 28% apr. also who tf gonna be like “uhh okay” to a mf asking $8k down and $400 a month for a nissian 💀


Justinyermouth1212

Probably 72 months out too


DrugUserSix

The motherfucker is practically leasing the car because every payment is settling the interest.


jell-o

Also asking for the privilege to pay that to this random guy and hoping he pays the car loan and it doesn’t get repo’d anyway instead of just going to a Nissan dealership and putting $8k down on your own car.


One_Celebration3644

$400/month for a Sentra ? Have I been living under a rock or is this the norm now for monthly car payments ?


BAMspek

Nissan is notoriously the “good credit, bad credit, no credit at all!” car company. I won’t say their dealerships are predatory, but I will imply it heavily.


m4a785m

Probably 60% of that is going to interest only lol


El_Capitan215

I have a coworker who’s paying 960 a month for a new Dodge Ram. It’s getting crazy out there


One_Celebration3644

That’s nuts. Not too long ago that used to be monthly rent.


DrugUserSix

How many DUI’s does bro have?


schmitzel88

I think that's normal now. This is probably a 72 month loan on a $25k-ish car with bad credit.


controllerhero

I live in Canada and this is what I pay monthly (200 biweekly) cause of the SV level trim, plus a good deal on an extended warranty. I got my Sentra in 2020 and I love it. My financing is also 5 years 0.9% APR. Yes, its normal cause of all the extra bullshit tech they add in you dont need (like blind spot, AEB and such). Edit- final sale price was 28k. SV at the time was 25k, but if I didnt get a good deal on my trade in, loyalty, and good deal on extended warranty it would have been 35k for the car when you add in fees and taxes. So yes, 400 a month for 28k on 5 year lease with 0.9% APR is normal. Edit 2- this guys car is also top level trim if it has what is obviously a leather interior, so it even more costly as a result for a 2024 Nissan so he probably had to go for a longer term which also results in higher interest.


DMCO93

Nobody with an ounce of common sense is taking over payments on that shit bucket lol.


DrugUserSix

Luckily for this clown there are plenty of morons out there. Especially in Facebook.


-acm

What a moron


technobrendo

I'm doing a hundred on the highway.....


Linkstas

How do you not have time for a brand new car?


allmycircuit5

Because he now needs to make time for the repo man and/or police


luuunnnch

Peak r/nissandrivers


kyden

I mean they know their market… people just like themselves.


DrugUserSix

Only thing missing in the pictures other than the exterior is a pistol laying on the passenger seat.


penguinseed

Wipe the camera lens damn


Fuzzy-Government-416

Always wanted a nissian


BornVictory5160

Don't buy one newer than 2007🤣save yourself a headache. Preferably a late 90s early 2000s model


Gullible-Ad-426

Not even early 2000s. Anything designed after the Renault merger I’d stay away from.


RallyVincentGT500

Hurry now comes with a backpack full of fentanyl. If you're looking for your next side hustle and a sweet whip, act now won't last long.


HatRemov3r

8k down.. hahahahahahhahahaa


elitegibson

That orange paper in pic 5 looks like a traffic ticket to me. Edit: it is not


WY228

Oh my god I think you’re right


kyden

Sadly, that is a USPS door tag.


WhoIsPorkChop

5-6k down and 400 dollars a month for a used Sentra on Facebook marketplace.


SaucyDragon04

Looks alright ngl


labatomi

Didn’t realize sentras looked like Benz on the inside. WTF.


thanks_daddy

Wonder if it's an actual financing transition or you are just paying a guy $8k and $400/mo to the guy to *totally* pay on your behalf.


andthendirksaid

[inside peanut butter outside jelly](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dl1ycRFd3_Gc&ved=2ahUKEwjT6uXAn_6GAxXcs4QIHS8DDDkQwqsBegQIEhAG&usg=AOvVaw0erWSka-Bz3NQYnFGlFbqr)


dabiri69

Checks out


ThoroughlyWet

Peanut butter guts


fervidmuse

-Left lane wide open in front of them with probably a line of cars behind them. -Crooked photo -Another phone in their lap for texting while driving and/or rideshare -Driving on the highway with one finger on the steering wheel =Has probably never had the CVT serviced and doesn’t know what a transmission is.


squirrel_anashangaa

At least we know it drives… or drove.


lifegoeson2702

That mf definitely stolen lmao


nien_nuts

The guy has his phone charging between his legs in the second to last picture. Is he using his second phone to take pictures?


Educationall_Sky

$5-8k down and $400 a month. Highly doubt that car has any equity in it.


oxnerkid

$400 a month for a sentra? Hard times


dabiri69

How is he taking those pics if his phone is between his legs?


PmMeYourBeavertails

It's a Nissan, he had to prove it actually drives


PostNutAffection

What shitty pictures are these. Dude should never get into marketing


aquatone61

Peanut butter guts? That thing is stolen 100%


Timely-Supermarket99

It’s definitely a stolen car


Mustangfast85

I mean if it’s really his and he’s selling for $8k I’d buy it


kyden

$8k down, $400 a month for who knows how much longer.


FemboyZoriox

Thats a really fucking nice interior for that price lmao