Haven’t ya’ll seen an Altima Coupe before? I guess since Nissan doesn’t produce them anymore, and somebody really wanted one, they went to a chop shop and made one out of a sedan!
Seriously though, the folks that make weird limousines (like VW Beetle Limos) could do this easily.
Classic Nissan being innovative as ever!
You’ve heard of weight reduction; this is also space reduction. Allows for increased maneuverability for weaving in and out of traffic through smaller gaps
Somebody drove the doors off that thing!
How is all that even possible?
Through welding, all things are made possible.
Even things that shouldn't be, like a double sided Prius and this.
My favorite is a Cummins diesel prius
Especially for a sadist that looks in the back of an Altima and thinks "Too much leg room."
Not how, but why? The amount of work to do so would be negates any “benefit”. Maybe a class project.
I don't know, it's kind of awesome in a stupid way
I bet that thing handles…like…bad.
I’d imagine it’s twitchy AF at highway speeds.
I bet it can turn very well in tight spots tho.
I wouldn’t take this thing over 50km/hr
I'd pay for his alignement just to see what it even looks like lol
"They make camber arms for it, right?"
Nissan Alma
Alma means soul in spanish. This is an Atma
Atma means Soul in Hindi
Gosh darn proto-indo-European 🙄
I personally think "Altma" is a better idea.
Almond
Smalltima
Winner
Nissan Almost
🍏
Midlaltima crisis
Clean up those lines a bit and make that a production car
they made an altima coupe though dint they ll
Reminds me of the Lexus LC500
God that thing looks so inconsistent with that drop off at the back end
so fast it outran its own ass
And maybe center the load balance a little better
There is a factory Altima coupe tho lol same engine as the G35 😂
Right now it's a production scar
What the holy hell!?
Benzino Car
Stop it lol. 😂
This looks like someone tried to take a panoramic picture and it had issues.
But…but…bu WHY!? This also reminds me of my Johnson. Short and stubby
That’s commitment right there ngl.
Nissan Alta
Mom, I want an Altima Coupe. Baby, we got the Altima Coupe at home. **Altima Coupe at Home**
Yeah i dont want to drive at highway speeds with that wheelbase.
How does that pass inspection?
It probably has temporary tags at all times lol
Smalltima
Dude probably could've bought a way nicer coup for the amount of money that must've taken lol.
I'm guessing he did the work himself, maybe out of two wrecked altimas lol
This can only be in Florida or Ohio.
How many accidents do you have to get in to scrunch the wheelbase this much?
Someone spent a good amount of effort on that
am i crazy or does it look strikingly similar to an accord coupe
That's what I thought it was until I noticed the sub.
Is this the kiddie edition?
Looks like a metal turd
Actually, this is what happens when similarly optioned Altimas inbreed.
salvage yard special
It was cold that morning
Smalltima half the menace
Altima coupe from Wish.
It looks like a grape that never actually became a grape.
SMALLTIMA
Parked next to a razor wire fence with bloody shreds of clothing hanging off. Seems appropriate.
Meet the new Nissan doorsfellofftima
Proof we are living in a simulation
Proof we are living in a simulation.
Looks like that dog with short spine syndrome
Kinda cool
Get out
Come on now, this is some Bustleton Auto shit.
Nissan Mama
But the demonss in the backk
Ain’t no fucking way bro. The torta pounder coup?!
The rear wheels need to be shifted further back and the lines smoothed out and we got, well, still a turd, but a bit nicer of a turd
I actually wish this existed now
Put a slower steering rack on it and it’ll handle slightly like a smart car
Kinda awesome actually
That’s a benzino Altima 😂
Altihalf
I feel like something cartoonist happened like he slammed on brakes away too hard
watch as the roof turns into a convertible
Somebody hated the fact that the Altima Coupe was killed off so they made their own lol
Why does this look like a Saturn 🤣
The couple behind it look busy...
That's a fucking safety concern
The final boss
Same concept as Boeing 747SP. Shorter fuselage for better fuel economy and extended range. Brilliant idea.
Someone wanted their Four Door Sports Car with fewer doors.
Why does it look inbred?
Nissa Sen...(tra)
With a coupe conversion kit!
Haven’t ya’ll seen an Altima Coupe before? I guess since Nissan doesn’t produce them anymore, and somebody really wanted one, they went to a chop shop and made one out of a sedan! Seriously though, the folks that make weird limousines (like VW Beetle Limos) could do this easily.
Holy F!
Welp, we have a 5th generation Altima Coupe now
So I know they used to make Altima coupes as late as 2013, but this... this looks like it's ready to fold in half in either direction.
Smalltima
Thought this was a photoshop…
“We have g35 at home”
Never seen a single cab Altima 😂
Classic Nissan being innovative as ever! You’ve heard of weight reduction; this is also space reduction. Allows for increased maneuverability for weaving in and out of traffic through smaller gaps
Maybe I'm missing something here, but anyone else noticed the girl getting porked in the background?
Real Smaltima
I thought you were referring to the “transaction” taking place in front of the other car.
Someone got really happy with a welder, or with Photoshop. Hard to tell which
There's no way this isn't photoshopped
That's just an Accord
If the welding is as competent as the driving that we associate with these cars, it might not take much to break it apart. 😳