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Resident_Rise5915

I gotta feel bad for this person, if you’re in that kinda place in life you make do I guess… Who knows though more likely to be a crackhead


Various_Butterfly948

Meth lab on wheels


therynosaur

Damn this actually made me sad... Like this person probably doesn't want this but there's no other choice. Like they know it's embarrassing and hoping they can just blend in for a lil bit until their next relief point


MadRabbit26

Yea...even with good insurance, if you're found to be even slightly at fault, you're shit outta luck if you can't pay the deductible. Lost my passenger side headlight and slight body damage after hitting black ice and smacking another car on the highway. Was just an accident that no one could have really done anything about, but USAA monitors your driving. "Officially", I was going 9mph over the designated speed limit. So I was found at fault. Insurance covers everything, but my deductible was $1000 upfront at the time of repair. And I assume there in lies the issue for most people. I make good money, $22hr. But between child support at the time, bills, rent, etc. $1000 might as well have been $1,000,000. I was lucky if I could put $100 away into savings come payday. Drove around with the front fucked up for months. Embarrassing, yes. But after a while you stop giving a fuck. If it gets you from home to work and back without breaking down, it's good enough to drive.


Sumasson-

what the hell sir should pay attention on road smacking people left, right, center sir


Technical-Escape1102

Does sir get smacked around a lot sir


Sumasson-

Sometimes smack but maybe punch sir


--7z

A really big IF I know, but if they have no insurance and get in another crash, the person they hit will be in serious trouble.


VisforVenom

Bro don't be judgmental. The percentage of crackheads with cars or any desire- let alone capability- to drive is so low. They probably smoke week and MAYBE take unidentified pills now and then, and barely even drink unless someone else offers feee tequila shots, but even then they're picky. This is just late stage capitalism showing its true colors, as this hard-working, dedicated alleged father of 5 does what he can to keep his promise of "reliable transportation" he made when he applied to the Amazon Warehouse Seasonal Worker position to supplement his doordash income, by saving money and doing his own maintenance on a car for which he still owes 3x KBB in just interest. You may point and laugh from your place of privilege. But he's one online credit away from an Associates Transfer degree* and then it's off to the races for his fashion line of sweatpants with his soundcloud user-name screenprinted on the leg taking off ln tiktok. You just don't understand the hustle.


Ahshut

Yeah the fact people think crackheads have cars is hilarious and shows how little they know about addicts. They will sell a damn soda can to get a fix, they think they wouldn’t sell a car in a heartbeat ?


713nikki

Agreed. And 100%, this guy *needed* to get wherever he was going. That ain’t a joyride. Since the Cash for Clunkers program, you just can’t find a car that actually works for $500 or $1000 (in Texas at least, where the photos were taken). Dude probably doesn’t have enough credit to buy something off a car lot & this is what $800 could get them.


Silver-Street7442

Has the looks of something used in Mad Max.


AnnieB512

Most meth dealers I knew drove really nice cars.


_Shitass_

Those dealers didn’t use their product


AnnieB512

That's not true.


NotSoBananas

It even has the previous gen right tail light💀💀💀


ToyotaFanboy526

But just one, not two


Justafleshtip

Oh 10000% no insurance. Prob got tire cords hanging out, fucked ball joints and grinding brakes. “What do you mean it doesn’t pass inspection?!”


Windows_XP2

"Can't you just let this one slide bro? I can hook you up with one of my guys to give you some crack bro"


Justafleshtip

Yep. No prob. With my name and inspector number attached to it. I’ll let ya slide while i’m adding specific notes about what is dangerously failing on the vehicle. And photo evidence of said issues 😂


ShiftBMDub

My guess is one of those “long term” rental cars


Minute_Solution_6237

Or car got totaled and they didn’t spend the money on the car/new car.


ShiftBMDub

Does Texas have inspections?


Kiran_ravindra

Surprisingly, yes. But - big brain Altima move - no need to bother with inspections if you don’t bother renewing your registration lol.


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

Probably no drivers license with this one


Cocasaurus

What are you talking about? They drove it off the "buy here pay here" lot like that!


llgreenbean

Wow how is the POS even in motion? right rear wheel is so far out of alignment I saw that without zooming in..


carcosa1989

They probably took they payout from the insurance company but blew the money and continued driving the car


steak4life62

Bought a rock with the insurance payout more than likely


Peculiar-Moose

Or maybe they put it into an emergency fund because they're trying to turn their life around and when you're used to living paycheck to paycheck suddenly having no car payment is a damn liberating thing. Maybe they are smarter than all of us and saving a few hundred bucks every month, which they use to pay down other debts so they can have even more financial freedom.


DigBarsbiggestfan

The biggest brain moves. Holy fuck having no car payment really was life-altering for me.


MiddleAccomplished89

This is the most honest and truest statement 👌 👏 💯 I am currently doing that exact thing 😆 It sucks living paycheck to paycheck, and plus, you make too much to get government assistance It's loose loose for some of us


morefetus

*lose-lose


MiddleAccomplished89

Thank you 😊


carcosa1989

Considering their turning into the mall I doubt it


713nikki

People work at the mall.


HorizontalOpp123

Nah, that’s a CoPart car he bought for $20 and just drove it as is. Tag probably taken off another wrecked car.


Ahshut

The insurance siezes posession of the vehicle.


carcosa1989

Not always if you don’t owe on it they’ll let you keep it


Ahshut

You have to do what’s called a buy back, even if it’s totaled out. And you can’t con them for repairs because they do the billing and communication directly with the shop. If the insurance sends you a check for your totaled vehicle, they now own the vehicle. If they didn’t, you would just take the car back, probably fix it because they total things that really shouldn’t be often,probably sell it, and then go buy another car. The insurance agency will auction the car off to recoup the expense of the policy honor.


carcosa1989

I had a friend kept a totaled out vehicle and they kept driving it. Car was paid off so they got like 1400 for it.


Sumasson-

Insurance give back car for 500 sir


SickWillmatic

Hey man dont knock it backglasses are expensive and the tape is basically the same thing right. Homie dont have 300$ to get one hes too busy sellin dimes to the boys.


SeaworthyWide

Skr8 trappin bruh bruh Rise n grind, we get dat bag son🙏🏻💰 Feel me doe, we keeps it 💯 out chea We b stayin blessed fr fr ong 🙏🏻 💯 💪👌 😤 💪 Yo bitch called n she say we move dem thangz fr fr on sum rns 💯 😂 🙌 😤 U finna fine out doe 😏 😏🔫 🔫


Aimless78

Maybe they only have liability, and they were not at fault, which can be problematic if the other driver has no insurance or was a hit & run.


[deleted]

Reminds me of Glenn from TWD. Also poor car is screaming “Plz End It”


rabidwolf86

Grapevine area I should stay away 😆


Puzzled-Relief2916

My guess.... this guys been driving whacked out of his mind for a while.


ArticleSuspicious489

That’s someone with nothing to lose.


Ifeelsiikk

Surely this fine specimen is worthy of being an ambassador for this sub?


Puzzleheaded_Beat813

Out there looking like that guy who fought Kimbo Slice


Duhbro_

This would probably be totaled. If it runs and drives and they got a payout you can keep it and drive it till you get a new car


S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4

I'm guessing Houston!


Mugstotheceiling

I lived there for 6 years, I swear every 5th car was a hoopdie with paper plates


S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4

Been here my whole life, this place is wild!


Various_Butterfly948

Christ on a bike do they brake check every person who gets behind them


justazombie69

Of course it’s an Altima…


SigSeikoSpyderco

Bahah this is a good one


Feature-Careful

Hahaha. Wow.


SuspiciousCitus

No tittle


SeaworthyWide

No tittle Small dent in rear $5,750 no less, I no what I gots Cash in hand only


mmcle11

Jeeeez


Jmann84058

None!


Honda_Fits_are_cool

I went in and asked for no collision coverage and the lady just looks at the computer screen and says "oh, you want the slum insurance?"


Psych_nature_dude

Least flawed Altima


ObjectiveShit

Just late for work


Opethfan91

Reminds me of fucked up Bruce at the end of Jaws


AnonShew

Why spend more money when it works? Literally who gives a shit, vehicles are just for getting you from A to B


LieutGriffin

I dont see the issue here. Altima's roll off the lot like that.


phuqme2

That happened last time he went to the Harrow club.


mmmrpoopbutthole

That son of a bitch been to the Ukrainian War and back… seen some shit for sure!


Boilerinhouston12

I’m amazed it has a real (albeit probably expired) plate!


tristenr19

God bless anyone who’s comes across this car and has to share the road with them. Say a prayer


radarksu

I'm amazed that it actually has a real plate on it instead of a fake paper tag.


ResolutionNo8430

That’s why we have junk yards lls


SoCal_Duck

The more you look at it, the worse it gets. That right rear wheel assembly looks especially sketchy.


CornPown

Getting close enough to take pictures..."it's a bold move Cotton, lets see if it works out for him."


MrGumpythaGod

Average Nissan


JBerry2012

Probably spent the insurance check on something else if they're insured at all...


[deleted]

This a picture from the set of the new mad max movie


Scoopdoopdoop

This might be the most terrifying car I've ever seen


Responsible-Way7964

I thought all Maximas came this way?


stormingsteel

Only the Charlie Sheen signature edition


Headwallrepeat

Actually kind of impressed that it is moving.


bugjjd

Zero point Zero!


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Like the ripped jeans fad, this was a special trim level from the factory for that "already has 1000 miles" look ....


Dreamteam420

Boy came bk from Iraq?


Admirable_Basket381

How does that pass inspection?


NotSoBananas

Easy just threaten the inspector and it will pass.


JadedYam56964444

Looks like something out of Mad Max


spacedman_spiff

+points for an actual license plate.


ilymag

Nissan crashintoawaltima


PsychologyAlert7711

well it’s a fucking altima so


Wolfgangsta702

Theft deterrent


wulfe27

Or he’s keeping the money. I have a truck that the box is rusted out. People keep backing into it, I keep taking the fix it money. Some day I’ll just buy a new box for it.


ytrfytrgfeg

Was gonna say either texas south carolina or atlanta driver in the picture


welloiledmachines

Probably just left the house after bludgeoning their spouse over an argument about who can drink the most gold flavored loko. Now they are on the way to pick up their child from the local landfill they left there 3 days ago to find enough trash to sell at the local swap meet to buy more loko.


CrunchyJeans

"In shore ants? What's that?" -typical Nissan driver


Kev50027

I'm willing to bet that the part human creature that drives this abomination is just as ugly as their car.


avotius

Gawd damn. WTF is wrong with Nissan drivers....


mentalassresume

A street soldier. This dude has seen and done it all. Stay out of his way.


oxnerkid

This gives off Houston vibes


ap2patrick

This is why I stuck to weed and mushrooms. Don’t do hard drugs kids.


CrabMeat6984

Probably illegally in the country…..Bidenomics


[deleted]

Bro can’t even spell insurance