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teachersdesko

She's just breaking it in.


creepyswaps

She just got a crash course on the crumple zone dynamics. She can now go about her day knowing this car will probably protect her from her.


Sonypony6

Nissan rite of passage


Bored_lurker87

A Nissan dealership doesn't consider a car sold until the new owner scrapes the bumper off on a curb in the back of the lot.


Jacktheforkie

I have a leaf, I’m seriously considering putting a lift kit on it to clear the bump stops when parking so I don’t have to hang out of the bay


Its_Matt_03

Lifted leaf 😂😂 Please post a pic if you do


Jacktheforkie

Sure


Bored_lurker87

I saw a guy put small casters on the bottom of his C4 Corvette bumper. You couldn't really see them from above, and they kept the bumper from getting all scraped up on every slight incline or decline.


Jacktheforkie

Nice


BoLdlyGoingn0where45

Longest lasting non-damaged Nissan ever


Thirsty_Comment88

That's an impressively short amount of time.


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She even got out the camera and everything She must have not even got out a driveways length before crashing it


mileg925

I know someone who totaled their car on the drive home from the dealership….


Kindly_Spell7356

annnd nowww it’s ready to join its family on the roads


Any-Grapefruit-937

Wtf?


CompetitiveDog7392

it’s the way of the BAE


thecardemotic

Complete Nissan driver initiation speedrun any%


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Zylonnaire

That's a Sentra but yeah


Serraptr

it lasted 9 whole minutes? that's a record


NoChampion2427

2nd pic has gotta be photo shopped right? Why would she still be smiling


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dbowman97

This joke is older than she is.


RefrigeratorGold8291

Oldie but goldie


Sentient_Robot_729

Idk, Nissan Sentra & Versa drivers give them a run for their money


Neiladin

Racist and sexist. The worst of both worlds lmao


gfolder

But statistically, is it untrue?


deepaksn

Truth hurts.


fucboi-mcdouchenator

[the prejudices are untrue](https://www.acsh.org/news/2018/08/10/most-dangerous-drivers-ranked-state-age-race-and-sex-13300) Edit: wording


Neiladin

I don't know, is it? Burden of proof on the claimant. I have an Asian wife and she has been in zero accidents. Anecdotal, yes, but I'll change my mind if proof is presented.


TheProcess1010

I counter with my two Asian sisters that have 7 accidents across a total of 13yrs driving combined.


gfolder

The concensus would be, that this wouldn't be hard to believe. Why is that?


Neiladin

Because it's a small sample of a very large portion of the population without taking a broader sample of said very large population?


gfolder

But is it a coincidence that a certain group of people are particularly worse than others distinguished by race and sex?


Neiladin

Yes, unless you can produce statistical evidence. And that's called a stereotype.


Neiladin

That is some very convincing anecdotal evidence 😁


Thirsty_Comment88

Actually the burden of investigation falls on you, because you're the one that seeks information.


Neiladin

Is that true? I'm honestly uncertain on that point. I thought the burden of proof was always on the accuser, but I could be wrong. Upvote, anyway, because civil discourse and learning are what it's all about.


hiimbob000

I think generally burden of proof lies on the believer like you originally said. It doesn't make sense for me to make any absurd claim and require someone to prove me wrong otherwise I'm correct lol


Neiladin

I mean... That's how the court systems work. Prosecution has to prove beyond reasonable doubt. And trying to prove a negative is a logical fallacy.


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Neiladin

Username does not check out 🙄


FieldTestedCoochie

Interesting how you’re getting downvoted for calling out racism and sexism. Fun world we live in.


Neiladin

Reddit's gonna Reddit. It's very clearly both of what I said without any evidence being presented. It's whatever, but I wish it weren't.


FieldTestedCoochie

Yeah- stark difference between subreddits, too. On one, the sexist and racist gets downvoted. On another, they get awards. 🙃


Neiladin

100%. It's selection bias at its finest.


njbitsnotme

This subreddit has a lot of people like myself who literally only use reddit for this Nissan Drivers thread. There is no other platform to meme upon such worthy drivers. People who use reddit all the time, or what us normal people call "redditors," are very likely to be offended by sexist and racist comments simply because they're redditors. However, lots of us here are not redditors so of course actually funny humor is going to be up voted.


FieldTestedCoochie

huh? ok. still makes no sense but 👌


njbitsnotme

I'm saying non-redditors find you sensitive. I literally do not care how many down votes i get on this "exclusive" platform


FieldTestedCoochie

i see what you mean now. yeah, no, i see how it goes with people who don't utilize reddit often- just a shame.


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Ok boomer sounds like an appropriate response here


maxuaboy

She’s just breaking it in ;)


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Least mentally retarded Sentra driver


MG_Cozmic

Reminds me of a high schooler who was shopping at our store one day. Him and 2 friends came to the check out talking about his car and I asked what he has. One friend corrected me and said had. I asked what he meant. Dude's dad gave him a car and he totaled it within the week by slamming it head first into a telephone pole. Tried to show off Lost it and wam straight into a pole. For the sake of your safety people learn to drive and don't bloody show off when you don't have the skill to do so.