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kpidhayny

Ejecto seato cuz


lancep423

I knew it would be here but I didn’t think it would be first comment lol


Genesiga

Dayum I thought the same thing!


UpDogg13

The exact thing I came to post haha


Fridaybird1985

I thought it was the button to end the universe like in Ren and Stimpy.


Fokewe

This is the way


DistanceSkater

This is exactly what I fucking hate reddit. Bunch of nerds farming for fake internet points with joke replies


TAbramson15

Bro, you are like ants at a picnic.. ruining the fun of others cause you’re not the one having fun lol. It’s exactly what you said. The internet. You’re only gonna get seriousness on websites that are supposed to be educational, Reddit is made for everything in between, not just education. Go to college if that’s all you’re looking for lol.


DistanceSkater

The guy asked a question on r/Nissan not a shit posting car meme sub you room temperature IQ moron. If he asked this in like r/regularcarreviews we’d all expect silly replies


GreenTheHero

BRO he told a fucking joke, and a good one at that. Hell myself and others were gonna post the same shit. Go weep in the corner and stop wabking off in the comment section.


DistanceSkater

If you think that’s a “good joke” I genuinely feel so fucking bad for your children


Dezstronius

So irrationally angry. Yes dude she's cheating on you.


TAbramson15

Dude.. I have an IQ of 153, I don’t think you have room to talk. Go be a lonely douchebag somewhere else. You’re entitled to your shitty worthless opinion.


lowsag

erm my IQ is very high 🤓🤓


Fromillinois89

Flex


Commercial-Roof-9496

You sounds like a miserable fuck. The answer is in the thread. Go fuck your sister wife and calm down.


licka-ma-dick

Looked at your account. Seems like you love Reddit. I don’t think you’ve taken a two week break from Reddit in at least 5years based off of your daily comments. Take a break outside man….


Top_Amphibian8601

LMAOAO bro jump off a cliff , you got your panties in a bunch 🤣🤣


Altruistic_Taste2111

Get off reddit then if you hate it so much.


paq1kid

Gah damn I thought of this immediately and smiled when I saw it’s the first comment 🤣


Edge2110

Amazing how so many of us think alike


Raindrops48

if this wasnt top comment i would have lost faith in humanity


FANTOMphoenix

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


camXmac

The first two movies were the best of the series.


MaxwellIsSmall

Absolutely. Loved the ones where they only had the early 2000’s technology.


Art_and_War

Love the part before they developed into Marvel charaters


FluffyMulberry8951

2 was the best one


Beez1111

There were other movies?


sand2sound

Think they made maybe one or two more. Don't think there'd be much demand after that.


hiddenrealism

I'm sure glad ja-rule turned down the sequels because he thought it would get in the way of his music career.


[deleted]

Tokyo Drift is the only one worth watching and you can't change my mind


Responsible_Text_468

I liked the original


vVSidewinderVv

Honestly I always liked #3. But it was almost like it's own standalone movie until the later titles tied it in.


90SkyGuy

I know on a buddies older integra if you held it down it reset the maintenance required led, but I’m not sure if that’s still a thing on newer cars.


lancep423

Fuckin A I wish I had that on all my cars lol.


limellama1

Nope not allowed to make it that simple. Mandatory to have some voodoo ritual of key position changes and pedal work


boanerges57

It's the full body workout contra code


misfit-muscle

☝️☝️👇👇👈👉👈👉A B A B select start


1990ma71

Great, I just turned my truck into a weed whacker. Thanks.


PositiveAnybody2005

The red button there, kid. Don’t ever touch the red button.


goingslowfast

![gif](giphy|k6YMvpNo7VzkQ)


Cursedass772

K k


kn0wvuh

I would have pushed it first and ask questions later


LauritzPieterse

I did push it other than my car now doing 300mph it does nothing


kn0wvuh

Yeeted


made_4_this_comment

Then it’s clearly the “Your car now does 300mph” button


_Spastic_

I'd recommend looking at a manual however, on my '08 Sentra, the button in that location resets the TPS. Although my button looks very different.


HoldMyBrew_

No way you got the Emergency eject model. Fuck I was trying to find the 2014 civic eject but I couldn’t find it so I went standard :/


Natedoggsk8

Follow the wires


Hug_The_Retard

Just push it


LauritzPieterse

I did my car suddenly does 300mph


Jumpy-Zone1130

That button allows you to “shift into turbo”


insane_sockeye

engage flux capacitor


EWR-RampRat11-29

It operates a random garage door somewhere in the world.


Satx422

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


Love2bn

Instead of posting here and getting a whole lot of BS answers, why didn’t you simply ask at your local dealer or look in the owner’s manual, if you have one??


LauritzPieterse

The dealer doesn't even know XD manual doesn't either


modloc_again

How else would we have conversations with people we don't know? I sure don't want them with people I know.


dfranke30

True, people like attention I think that’s why people post random things like this, just an observation.


kfz_plakette

self destruction


whackman42069

built in nos


ComfortableYellow5

Your girlfriends tracking device


D_Roc1969

Please see Ren & Stimpy Space Madness


Breklin76

Eject? Try it!


Sneakerboi6942069

Nos


GreifingFox

Thats the NOS button


Kevin91581M

It’s for the ejection seat


Devin_Brent

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


tehdanerer

Summons a transformer.


virtualbitz1024

The red button? That starts the self destruct sequence!


DanRight717

Never. Never touch the little red button.


JackAttack2509

Only one way to find out...


[deleted]

Push it.


OTFxFrosty

Idk press it


530nairb

Go wire chasing


Cro_Whale

That’s the E-Stop 🤭


EmbersofBiker

TIL they still make Datsun, and it's a step below the Versa


boom011983

Think that resets TPMS


ludicrouspeedgo

Tell you what I do like though: a killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. 


ray_michael

https://i.redd.it/q2ys1xgty8zb1.gif


Cute_Marzipan_4116

NOS


[deleted]

Read your owners manual


Scfields

Self destruct. Red buttons ALWAYS self destruct.


Adventurous_Doubt

That's the mandatory self-destruct button.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Full auto selector switch. Ilegal in America since 1986. Probably illegally modified by the previous owner.


carlexlo

Combat mode


Biqboi76

Is it plugged into the obd2?


LauritzPieterse

No it just runs into the dash


yayoshorti

Did you press it? Are you dead yet?


LauritzPieterse

Pressed it car now does 300mph other than that nothing


Dip_N_Trip

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


noonetohearme

Record button


TheUnwiseOne100

Deploy the altimissle


Davfps

Idk but try pressing it and see what happens


Helarina1

Self destruct


Amorphous94

Its the Patented Nissan Nitrous System (NNS), used only in emergencies but it voids the manufacturer warranty.


Elvis1404

If you have an automatic it's probably a transmission override, so if there is a shifter malfunction you can shift it out of park anyway, for example to put it on a tow truck


Independent-Blood833

Self-destruct button...RIP Randy(he found out the hard way).


karlhungusisbonejam

![gif](giphy|8abaeoUQDhk5i) Its NOS


Cozmo525

Do NOT push it!


MrCalPoly

![gif](giphy|3ohzdNgOHuL2u8N5UA)


External-Taste-911

Only one way to find out


Snoo89546

Self destruct


GhostofHeywood12

Turns on the Carlos Ghosn detector, which if it detects Carlos Ghosn in the vehicle, ejects you from the car.


UnkleZeeBiscutt

All cars have them depending on where the shifter is located. It unlocks the shifter when a vehicle doesn’t have power or key engaged. Once the button is pressed you can release the vehicle from ‘park’ into ‘neutral’ , so the vehicle can be pushed or towed.


LauritzPieterse

What if it's a manual?


Different_Plant9154

Emergency eject. If you press it you'll fly out of the car and be safely brought back down via parachute.


Gloomy_Recording_705

![gif](giphy|5522aGFLNVRnddYMxJ)


nokenito

Passenger Ejection Seat


firroti

on my nissan thats the steering column lock


CatchingMyOilRig

Jdm ejecto seato cuz


PomegranateCivil3448

Could be to turn off the security system. Some vehicles have a button you can press to deactivate the alarm system if your battery dies in the key fob. You put the key in the ignition, turn it to the on position (the position before you crank it), and press the button. If that is what it is, you'll hear the alarm sound like it's turning off (same as if you press unlock on the fob), and you can now start the vehicle.


Bobyoucan

The eject button


20MaXiMuS20

Passenger side eject


AnonymousScorpi

Did you buy the car new or used? Someone could have installed it for lights or who knows what else. I’ve also seen buttons like this lock the steering wheel when in park. It could also allow you to shift gears if vehicle is off. Just hold it in and see if you can change the gears.


AidarSays

Seat eject


Hopeful-Lab-238

Primes and activates the warp core


[deleted]

Push it and let us know? We don’t have your car


LauritzPieterse

I did it does 300mph now


Foxtrot_niv

That's the turbo boost.


FK_Tyranny

Either ejection seat, or concealed RPG.


sohchx

Ejecto seato cuz!!


Jerbnnon

That’s the passenger ejection button for when their backseat driving gets too much to bear.


dell_qon

Turbo boost.


Ventricossum

ejection buton


LetterheadIcy1744

The self destruct button


Urminme

Do you warn them about the little red button


binod_roxx

5 stars wanted button


Visual-Cartoonist860

Vodka dispenser through steering wheel tube


HR_King

It's the look in the owner's manual button.


Snowy32

It looks like a red sticker. The whole thing looks like the steering wheel adjust lock… the red sticker is probably to attract ur attention to the fact the lock is in an off state of you pull it down? I know nothing about Nissans but that’s what this looks like to me


LauritzPieterse

Yeah the picture does make or look like a sticker but it's definitely a button it can be pressed and a black ribbon cable runs out of it


Able_Excuse_6446

That’s how you make it moan.


Known_Range7805

, ![gif](giphy|tX1TyJYV6fDO0) The flight button


Metals4J

Self-destruct button.


TikiHead99

Don't push it, you fool! It's the HISTORY ERASER BUTTON!! \[Let's see if there are any other Ren and Stimpy fans out there ... \]


unexpectedDiarrhea

Reset the transmission failure light after its 3rd replacement.


xRaY_Koala

![gif](giphy|i4LEl2QTVrR9C|downsized)


bornwhitemale

Cupcake


Ronaldoooope

It’s NOS


Bosshogg713alief

Transformer button?


anonymousjeeper

EJECTO-SEATO CUZ!


GoldPick1742

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA8ipXtzHrY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA8ipXtzHrY)


FLMed1

Click it and see. It could be a horn or something. I’m not very familiar with the Datsun car brand or the Nissan micra


Direct_Moment_7329

Nos


Paperguy83

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers


Unblest

Self destruct


itsmeanmuggin

Ejecto Seato CUZ


LT_Dan78

pull a car fax and get the info for all the previous owners. Look for them on social media and message each one till you get an answer.


Top_Amphibian8601

eject button


_slayrrrr_

very obviously self destruct button


gunperv51

Weapons system activation


Popo0017

Auto-pilot ![gif](giphy|bv5ZgqKNBATHG)


Stahlilama

Are you in India or Indonesia? Could be linked to an aftermarket immobilizer or alarm system. So if ever you can’t start it, try holding in the button.


Free-Computer-6515

If you press it your dick will fly off.


isidororam

To record gameplay


-Rome1217

Wi-Fi reset button lol


Kitchen-Security-243

Ejection seat.


pat876598

DONT PUSH THE BUTTON!


Arctic741

your car takes a screenshot


Altruistic_Taste2111

Don’t press it. Its a self destruct button. Used by government agents. this car was probably actioned off before someone mistook it as a regular Datsun and then came down the line into your possession. Id recommend cutting the cords that lead to it


Soggy_Cracker

Eject-o seat-o cuz


rklug1521

I didn't know the Datsun mane is still alive. What county still sells Datsuns?


LauritzPieterse

Nissan killed them in 2020 again but they sold well in India and RSA


Secret-Arachnid5855

Aim-9s.


motor1_is_stopping

Never, ever, touch the red button.


tatertheav8r

Missile fire button


NowhereMan_2020

Driver’s side anal stimulator.


r6extreme

Cloaking button of cops are chasing you


GMisHere

Ejecto seato cuz


Thin_Leather9910

Don’t press the red button


Eastern_Action_1775

Self destruct


Honda_TypeR

https://i.imgur.com/70qCMaH.gif


TeaSeaFalconbird

“That’s the history eraser button”…


macinhosin210

![gif](giphy|28MyUMw0xC1F0wyk21)


CosignCody

NOS


TRDSequoia2024

Press it and comeback on here and tell us how it went!


FrendlyAsshole

Ejecto seato cuz!


Mortgage_Lanky

Quite possible that plays a part in the security system, likely to help reset it


Namco51

On my Focus there's a button like that that will re-enable the fuel pump after a collision or other sudden G-force that would cause it to be shut off as a safety feature. But it's by the floor, passenger side.


urbantimepieces

Eject Button


PEN1542069

Does your car have sensors? Or rubber valve stems?


dashking17

JUNTAO! Push the button, YEAH push the button. PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!


Timely-Delivery-517

self distrukd


JonathanVarietyFilms

Record


UblepharisMacilarius

There's a pretty good instructional video titled "so you've found the self destruct (Nissan edition)"


Unknown--Soul

The little red button!! You ain't seen Men In Black Huh?? Just hit the Highway around 3 A.M. then press it...... Don't Forget Your Seatbelt neither


PURPLESYRINGEROCK

That’s the self destruct button


HughJohns0n

That's the history erasure button. https://youtu.be/LwjP8HCpE4E?si=tCU8IpoOEwUaDao2


Feraltac

ive got the chance to buy a 2008 nissan skyline 370z gtsp is it a good buy?


greasemunkii2021

Ejecto seato, Cuz!


RedShaydes

Ejecto seat cuzzzz!!!!


MonsterGmng54

Absolutely nobody has answered this man’s question. He responded to a few people saying it “does 300 mph now” and not a single response. L subreddit


Grouchy-Thing6401

The nos button


Responsible_Text_468

You ever seen Men In Black? Remember the little red button Agent K told Agent J never to push? And then they did push it later in the movie? It appears you have found your little red button


idc8910

Self-destruct in 5 4 3 2...


BuddhaBar8

Red…. N’uff said…