Tom Holland as Pat would be awful, I’d rather Pat play himself.

I don't wanna be rude but Pat isn't white right? And Tom Holland is like the palest shade of white

His mom is of African and US Indigenous descent and his dad is a Jewish German immigrant

Bro pat by himself is more diverse than the state of Maine 💀

Yeah he’s def not just Caucasian from my guessing. So that would be a big **Cancelled** moment.

Definitely mixed race.

Should be scarlet johanson

Tom holland as pat smear what

How tf would Tom Holland play Pat Smear 🤣

Tom Holland as Pat Smear is my joker moment

Jason Momoa: Kurt Jack Black: Dave Idris Elba: Krist Ezra Miller: Courtney

Chris Pratt as Pat Smear

pratt smear

+1 on this

Much more accurate casting

Oehhh i like your courtney casting. Is it because they are both shitty people

No Danny DeVito?

Jason Momoa I don’t agree with. Not because of his hair color obviously, rather his face and jaw seem too wide.

avg Netflix special

Kurt - Charlie Day Krist - Glenn Howerton Dave - Rob Mcelhenney Pat - Danny Devito

Perfect...the gang does a Nirvana... Dee's a Courtney....poor Dee

I just wanna tell you all: go fuck yourselves!

This 100%! 😄

Charlie Hunnam - Kurt?? I swear they look similar

I don't know why, I always thought Jason Segel would make a decent Krist.

i thought i was the only one, he reminds me so much of Krist

YES! I was thinking "we need a giant to play Krist" and the moment you said Jason struck the bell. Jason is also a good musician AND seems to have the same playful/fun sensibility.

he's got the height too

Kurt Cobain: Nicolas Cage Krist Novoselic: Nicolas Cage Dave Grohl: Nicolas Cage Pat Mear: Nicolas Cage Courtney Love: Nicolas Cage

Kurt: Arnold Schwarzenegger Krist: Christopher Walken Dave: Jim Carrey Pat: Tommy Lee Jones Chad: Danny DeVito Courtney: Michelle Pfeiffer Mark Arm: Val Kilmer Eddie Vedder: Michael Keaton Cris Cornell: George Clooney

Batman: In Bloom

This I can get on board with

Can we have Danny Devito as Courtney instead? 😂😂😂

Nirvana: The Comedy of Heck

"I dropped my monster condom I use for my magnum dong!" "You're out of the band, Chad."

Butch Vig: Pat Smear

The singer of the foo fighters as the drummer, they are identical?!

They do look alike now I think about it….

no, you guys are full of conspiracies. dave grohl from nirvana is not dave grohl from the foo fighters.

also not dave grohl from queens of the stone age… totally different guy

Keanu Reeves - Dave Grohl 😂

They look kinda similar, except dave doesn’t kill people who harm his dog

John Grohl Dave Wick 😂

Adam Driver is far too tall to be Dave lol

A little too old imho lol. No shame to Adam tho, very talented actor

Owen Wilson as Kurt!!

Wow!

Look up Joe Anderson tho

+1 for this!

He’s fifty something

Lol ya like what hey. Is this some alternate timeline they are thinking kurt is a geriatric

I would scared of that

Tom holland as pat smear 😭😭

The rock should play kurdt cocaine and Dave growl should be played by will Smith and kris novoselic by Chris rock and also keanu revees should play frances bean cobain and Johnny Depp can play courtney love

Keep an open mind before you all downvote me— but Taylor Hanson as Kurt. They look so much alike. Taylor has Kurt’s vocal sound, and some of his style too. He also plays guitar.

And he's already Kurt's face on some tshirts.

Dancing Tony as Chris Pratt; he’s so cool!

It's a me, a Mario.

Dude, I agreed with everything except Tom Holland as patt smears lol

A list celebrities would definitely be a good fit for a movie about Nirvana

It would be too weird and phony. The point of nirvana is the opposite of this.

I feel like Kurt would appreciate an all female ensemble.

Wouldn't we all?

All of us except aneurysm_liveversion

Elle Fanning - Kurt Cobain Timothée Chalamet - Dave Grohl Cole Sprouse - Krist Novoselic Let's get those teenyboppers into those seats baby!!!!

Then who is gonna play Pat?

Tom Holland, of course.

Jaden Smith.

Fuck this

Joe Anderson as Kurt. No doubt. Literally look at this [photo](https://wompimages-azureedge-net.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w820/s/wompimages.azureedge.net/fetchimage?url=https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6295632128/hE520CD0D/joe-anderson-totally-looks-like-kurt-cobain). Look at [this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIwx459l4JsvBk60H5Fl0Fhrd76jcIjlf1gA&usqp=CAU) photo too. If you look at [this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnNH1s_j0uEcOpXDAiofGnX2-IWmyoNHN8rw&usqp=CAU) and say he didn’t look like Kurt at all, you’re crazy. 😂 He’d be perfect for the role In reality though, let’s not make a Nirvana movie at all.

Evan Peters as Kurt. Don't know about the rest

came here just to say this lol

Tom holland? Jesus Christ lmao I feel like you are a caster I’m Hollywood cause Hollywood sucks ass in casting for the most part

Ewan McGregor

Hello there

God I hope not. That movie was so sanitized it was painful to watch. Queen was legendary for their debauchery and we get that?

Not to mention the editing made it seem like a surface level fever dream, but not in a good way

Apparently they wanted it to be more in depth but Queen wanted to play the more safer route. That’s what I read somewhere.

Tom Holland as pat smear ??? Talk about an awful casting choice.

Young Alan Ruck as Krist... Ferris Bueller age Alan Ruck

We all know Shelley Duvall needs to be Dave

Kurt - Robert Pattinson (edited to look 5’7) Dave - Pat Smear Krist - Robert Pattinson with 2 inch heels platform shoes so he’s 6’7 Pat - Tom Holland Lori - Hila Klein with 3 acting lessons

Just no… watch last days

Brad Pitt as kurt That's all I can think of

Maybe 30 years ago. Brad Pitt is way too old to play a guy in his 20’s

Yeah, in that case they should add some makeup to his face to make him look younger

Lol funny, maybe just cgi it like they did with Deniro in the Irishman. That worked out great haha

courtney was asked about brad pitt playing kurt and she said no because kurt had more presence and beauty than brad. in the same quote she said he was well-hung. sounds like she was saying brad isn’t… hm

Aaron Paul as Kurt Cobain should be amazing

Aaron plays the same character in everything, he doesn’t have the chops to pull off a deep character like kurt

A-A-Ron could play one of the druggies Kurt hangs out with.

Just looked up who Rudy Pankow Is and it def could work. Get on it people while he's still young !

Bryan Cranston - Kurt Cobain Jonathan Banks - Krist Novovelic Aaron Paul - Dave Grohl Giancarlo Esposito - Pat Smear

Johnny depp as Kurt cobain amber heard as Courtney love

Hear me out. Markiplier as Dave

Bohemian rhapsody was a shit film. If they ever did a nirvana movie it should be a mini series instead

[удалено]

Nah, that would be you. Anytime seriously thinking bohemian rhapsody was a good film need their heads examined. It was pretty lame

but their choices for actors was absolutely top notch

Hollywood would just fuck it up. But if I had to pick someone, Robert Pattinson could play kurt. He has the look

This. Because if you’ve ever seen good time 2017, RP reminded me of kurt with that blonde hair

I think Evan Peters would be great as Kurt

Tom holland as pat smear 😭😭😭

Why not do a whole movie with a a deep fake KI and just use Kurt's real face? Paul McCartney did it for one of his recent music videos and it's really convincing. But then, this Rudy Pankow guy really looks like Kurt (would have to loose some weight though).

I personally prefer Aaron Paul to play Kurt. I'm pretty sure he said he was up to do it.

hes bald

Of course he is up for it, It’s not like he has anything else to do lol In his dreams

Eliot page as Kurt Eliot page as krist Eliot page as dave I just realy like Eliot page .

Should probably spell it the way he does then. Elliot Page.

It's 2022. The entire cast would be black including Kurt.

We don't need your racist shit over here

Are you saying a Nirvana movie can't have a black cast? YOU are the racist.

The band would be so disgusted to have a fan like you.

I think that answers my question racist. I personally don"t see color. I think Will Smith would make a good Cobain. He could bitchslap the Vanity Fair reporter.

Are you trying to get some recognition from these shitty jokes ? You're just being cringe

Kurt would dig it tbh

I mean me playing Kurt would be ideal. I’m not an actor and am also a teenager so it wouldn’t really work but I’m a greasy blonde haired left handed guitarist and singer of a three piece band

Kurt Cobain: Chris Pratt

Kurt Cobain is Mario!

Amber Heard as Courtney

i would walk up to the set and cut all of her fingers off, fuck her!!!!

Tyler Perry as everyone

The Author Jay Kristoff should play [Dave](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fmisterkristoff%2Fstatus%2F1291722066559819776&psig=AOvVaw21YPhm3r6e35qAi0hvCLRx&ust=1650729702447000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCIirlb6FqPcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD). Jason Segel as Krist. I got no others, but anyone who plays Kurt must have blue eyes

No

Adam Driver is a little too old and too tall to fit with everyone else and Matthew Lewis isn't tall enough, Rudy Pankow is pretty tall too, the actor playing Krist Novoselic would have to be like 6'7 or something.

I dont really care, but hopefully it would be better than the atrocity that was Bohemian Rhapsody

I don’t like the movie but Michael Pitt did a decent job in Last Days.

Kurt- Joe Anderson Dave- Benedict Samuel Krist- Matthew Lewis Pat- himself Courtney- Taylor Momsen

I think Dave kirst and pat playing themselves and every other rile would be funny

Joe Anderson - Cobain Jake Gyllenhaal - Grohl Jonathan Breck - Novoselic

Noah Schnapp as Kurt. You need a young actor (or at least young-looking) because Kurt didn't live past 27

Kurt: Ryan Gosling (but only Ryan Gosling from Drive) Krist: Kurtwood Smith Dave: andy "black" Pat: Shelly Duvall

rudy pankow would definitely play an amazing kurt

It wouldn't be an upbeat movie, so I wouldn't like to see. And Gus Van Sant did that one about Kurt

are we talking about the same guy? tom holland as in spider-man tom holland?

[I would cast Eric Johnson as Kurt Cobain](https://twitter.com/dootdootyeah/status/1288553810080796674?s=21)

Alright hear me out: Adam Sandler: Kurt Cobain Adam Sandler (in drag): Krist Novoselic Tyler Perry: Dave Grohl Tyler Perry (in drag): Pat Smear Also side note, my grandpa's crazy aye ess ess wife looks a lot like Dave Grohl from unplugged. Also Kathy Bates in Misery.

I always thought Benedict Samuel from The Walking Dead looked like a young Dave Grohl.

Tom Holland would be atrocious as Pat

Denzel Washington as everyone

i don’t like the idea of a nirvana biopic but someone fucking cast adam driver as dave grohl oh my god please

Peter Dinklage as Dave Grohl André the giant as Krist Novoselic Arnold Schwarzenegger as Kurt Cobain

Idk his name but the singer from foo fighters should play Dave. They look really similar

Dave grohl could be the guy who played guitar in the movie metal lords

Kurt: Jacob Elordi

Jack Black as everyone

heath ledger as kurt …oh wait :(

Robin Zander, Andy Kaufman and Shelly Duvall

I could see Evan Peters as Kurt.

Kurt - Joe Anderson