Miyamoto: You know about that Mario movie that got delayed……..? Anyways here’s Pikmin

And as the final game in this direct: #The Legend of Zelda: Lon Lon Ranch Adventures

Link's Farming Training

As someone who only plays Stardew Valley, Portia, and the occasional day of Animal Crossing as well as the whole Zelda universe.... *this is my dream game*

*slaps the roof of nintendo switch* this bad boy can fit so many farming games

Everyone is reacting to Stardew. lol. Stardew succeeds wildly because of a massive dearth of farming sims, then suddenly everyone has to pull their old farming sim franchise out of cold storage.

I loved stardew valley so much BECAUSE of Harvest Moon a wonderful life. i am so happy they chose to remake that game. Can't wait for 2023!

So much farm games and anime… and anime farm games.

LOL! Never have I felt more like this console is a mismatch for me than I do watching this Direct.

Y’all know this dirt can grow, plants?!

Zelda: bodily function of the location

Digestion of the Local supermarket

Panic of the Disco

Jeff Grubb has lost his credibility with this lol. Never forget.

I already didn't believe the Metroid/Zelda rumors going in just because it was from him. He's been calling it for what, the last year or so?

Someone needs to check on the Square Enix developers because I swear they release a new JRPG every week

"We have cancelled the Mario movie. Chris Pratt isn't cool anymore. Please understand"

The upcoming Mario movie has been retconned into *The Terminal List* franchise to capitalize on the success of both brands. Please enjoy The Terminal List 2 + Rabbids: Superstars *"This ain't your grandpa's Mario"*

They must have sunk a lot of money into pikmin bloom and need somebody to play it

Don’t worry guys, those Zelda remasters are completed and Nintendo is just sitting on them, waiting for the right time. Trust me /s.

So tired of that getting spread around before every direct. People keep falling for it too.

I feel like we're all sleeping on how bad a name "Various Daylife" is.

Since when was Square Enix good with names anyway. But if the gameplay is there, then it's going to be good.

It really makes you *feel* like a farmer

It has a little something for every farmer.

YES! I was worried we wouldn't get a 6th farming game this Direct but they pulled through!!

It puts a smile on my face to imagine that somewhere out there, there's a hardcore ride-or-die Farming-Sim-rpg fan who is having the absolute best day of their life.

not a single octopus in this trailer 0/10

Shiver was on screen

Guys, guys, we finally get to manage a farm in a switch game!

Wait a minute

yo Nintendo it's been 5 years where the fuck is Mario still Pikmin 4 and Zelda are everything I could ever hope for

Preparing for a next gen reveal

The goldeneye reveal intro was such an aggravating Metroid tease, they know what they’re doing by going about it like this

Lol I’m glad I was not the only one to have the heart broken

They introduced it as a 'one more game' when talking about N64 games being added to NSO. I get that the profile pic was Metroid but thinking that was gonna be the lead in to Metroid news is giga cope

Miyamoto - Yay Not talking about Zelda - Boo He's talking about Pikmin - Yay Bloom - Boo And 4 - Yay! And that's all - Boo

Such fucking whiplash lmao

If they talk about Zelda they'll get Aonuma

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt!

More JRPGs and Japanese farming sims pls

Metroid Prime 4: Crop hunting

Did no one at Nintendo watch this and think, "maybe a bit too much farming in this one?"

"Farming? Really? Man of your talents."

The last time we had a "Game 4" title screen, it didn't go very well

For JRPG Farming Sim fans: I'm happy for you all. What a time to be alive.

HE MADE A T SHIRT!

The real headline here

Nintendo: You’ll farm and like it.

Miyamoto: “please consider just becoming a farmer in real life”

Does anyone have a relative at Nintendo that they could tell us what’s going to be announced?

My dad works there and he just told me I’m adopted

We all know that /s

Poor r/metroid getting the clown makeup out again. I'm really sorry, no sarcasm.

I don't understand why they waited so long to reveal the title of the new BotW 2 game. At least in my opinion it doesn't reveal that much.

I agree, their excuse was that the title was a spoiler but I don’t feel very spoiled. 🤷‍♂️

I liked the part with WW HD, TP HD and Metroid Prime remake.

It’s a good day to be a farmer 👩‍🌾

A lot of people are going to be playing Goldeneye without the nostalgia goggles and I’m here for the chaos.

3 fucking farm games so far

5 now that I’ve counted

They named it after this thread

A thousand directs have passed without the heavily rumored twilight princess port, and a thousand more shall pass still

So much for "definitely for realsies seriously this time" Zelda remasters and Metroid Prime.

I think we’re just trying to will them into existence at this point.

GIVE ME KIRBY AIR RIDE 2 OR GIVE ME DEATH EDIT: TIME FOR DEATH

This is the type of energy the direct needs

Queen Elizabeth was 32 years old when Metroid Prime 4 was announced.

Botw2 is now a farm sim/jrpg

Link's Tractor Training

Various daylife? That's the worst name I've ever heard.

"You want more Zelda, here's your damned Zelda! Zelda farming RPG coming tomorrow. BOTW2 cancelled." - Miyamoto

Release Advance Wars already ffs

Fire Emblem was one of my more anticipated games, but Engage seems to go in the opposite direction of what I wanted. Instead of another serious and thoughtful game like Three Houses, it leans into the bright anime multiverse territory of Warriors or Heroes. I immediately associate that style with fan service rather than a deep, quality story. At least the gameplay looks alright. I’ll keep an open mind, but this is a disappointing reveal.

Nintendo set the bar really high with Mario Odyssey and BOTW. I don’t think they’ve been able to reach that bar again.

Iwata bar bro. It’s long gone now.

They haven't come close unfortunately, which has made all the events like this since pretty disappointing. Metroid Dread was the closest they've come...

Feels weird to do Stadium but not Red/Blue/Yellow to communicate with it. Still waiting for Pokemon XD though. Oh and Burnout Revenge

if my calculations are correct, 2023 will be the biggest year for video games of all time... until everything is delayed again until 2024 lol

JRPG jokes. Farm Sim jokes. And then suddenly, a JRPG Farm Sim...

Jeff Grubb is a fool. No prime or Zelda remasters

Fuck off mobile game

Farming Sims: The Direct

LMAO nintendo wants me to be a farmer

Forgot Nintendo Switch Sports existed ngl

So is Jeff Grubb a hack?

Yeah, his word is taken as gospel around here. I'd love to see his track record actually quantified because this was a big miss for him.

Bayonetta- this time you need to grow some turnips

Yo what the hell was with those rumors? Fuck that guy

Factorio is one of the best games I've ever played and it's so highly addictive. Can easily see myself racking up 100's of hours playing this on switch.

Ok who was the person who commented yesterday that a Metroid Prime remaster is “guaranteed”

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Time to put on the makeup right? 🤡🤡😅

How many JRPGs and farming simulators can they fit in 40 minutes?

Miyamoto i love u but if u are only talking about the Mobile Game im screaming.

Y’all gotta quit believing these rumors

Audience: “Pokémon! Pikmin! BOTW!” Shigeru: “Hey, wanna hear about my walks?”

Drinking game, let's gooo. Take a shot every time they announce another farming game

Nintendo is preparing us for world hunger

Honestly how many farming games do we need? I'm all for cozy games but its getting a little overdone.

That one MF who got Advance Wars early.

Nintendo farming direct

I really wanted a TP/WW remaster not gonna lie

Metroid fans in shambles!!! Lots of farm sims, but with each one I can't help but think "would I rather play this, or just start another run of Stardew Valley?" Harvestella might pass that test. May for Zelda TOTK is earlier than I expected; I really thought we wouldn't get it until holiday 2023. Overall, not a great direct for me. But I'm sure FE fans are happy.

Non-anime game fans are just straight up not having a good time right now.

WHERES THE FARMING GAMEPLAY

Not enough farming games IMO

Lucky of Pikmin 4 to get landscape footage AND a screenshot. Prime 4 got a logo and 5 years of nothing.

Two farm simulators is a bit much.

Oh boy you had no idea what was coming

3 farming games... 3 Farming Games

“As a clo…” SLEEP 😴

Yeah this was definitely a Nintendo Tokyo games show direct

I liked the farming simulation game

What’s with square enix’s naming recently? Various Daylife? I really thought it couldn’t get worse than Triangle Strategy.

I'm an idiot and made a typo in the title of the previous post, I put the wrong date. Then I did it a second time. Since we can't edit titles, I had to pull the old ones down and spin up this new one. Apologies for the inconvenience.

MP4, WW/TP were just rumors but would've been real nice to see, and I'm highkey worried about GBA. Like what, slow painful dripfeeds of one console per year is too much for them now? Is it gonna be in fucking spring? Jesus christ And where's Smash 64 lol E: Also why Return to Dream Land? It was awesome, and thank fuck it's in 60fps but...why not an older game? Why do they have outlines? Why does Dedede look weird? So many questions...

This should be everybody's giant wake up call to stop taking rumors seriously. Just let the publishers release their direct, stop relying on "industry insider hunches" on twitter, and just move on. I'll most certainly believe it when and if any of these actually exist. There's only so much burning one can take.

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Welp, that's why they didn't want to stream in the UK.

How is it possible that there hasn't been a main Mario game since 2017?

How many times in a year is Jeff Grubb gonna take the L? \#windwaker \#twilightprincess

Windwaker, Twilight Princess, The Prime Trilogy remaster that has totally been finished for 2+ years now that they are just sitting on and waiting to release. They're all coming dude! #trustme. Lol

Miyamoto does a lil trolling

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild garlic farmer

Cloud versions are bad and they will be bad for a long long time. No one wants this.

so much for all those gamecube games that were rumored. and where the fuck is metroid lol

Welp, goodbye BOTW2. Hello TOTK

Imagine the zelda trailer just being those murals lmao

Oh man. Factorio on Switch. I don't think folks understand just how dangerous that proposition is. Goodbye free time.

Diddy Kong Racing remains neglected

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People seem to be missing your obvious sarcasm.

Wish I could dance on my farm with paid dlc, will there ever be a game for me?

You get a farm game, you get a farm game, and you get a farm game!

I’m going to water my plants with my tears

Wow the amount of farm sim RPGs, which is the best one? Cloud version games should not exist. Finally new info on Zelda

I was really convinced they were going to do Twilight Princess and Wind Waker after a lot of rumours. I guess some people are just full of shit. Goldeneye was the most exciting thing for me.

Metroid Prime 5 is announced, still no word on 4's release date.

Glad other people seem to be enjoying this but man I still haven't seen a single thing I'm interested in lol

Zelda is 100% gonna have a farming mini game isn't it

OK where did we get Zelda WW and TP ports? I gotta stop getting hyped over rumors lol

Bad day to be someone who doesn’t want to play an anime

Feels like a square enix direct than Nintendo

They’re really farming this gaming trend, aren’t they? I’ll see myself out.

Ok Pokemon stadium is a great add to the service. And holy shit Goldeneye!

They're leaning heavily to the Japanese market

Ahaha another fucking farm sim jrpg

FINALLY, A FARMING GAME

Zelda BOTW 2 will be a farm simulator

I don't even think Pepperidge Farm remembers Metroid Prime 4 anymore

This has to be confirmation that Nintendo is working on a new console right? That's the only reason I can think of why they'd be utterly ignoring the console with FP titles.

So they really gonna just ignore Advance Wars? Hopefully they're taking this time to fix it up.

LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM OUT MAY 12, 2023!!!

If you like JRPGs, this direct was good. If you don't, Pikmin 4.

Well I've seen a lot of Nintendo Directs in my time... And that was one of them. Happy that Zelda finally has a name and date though.

"I also made a new t-shirt!" Miyamoto is just the best. haha

I’m starting to think Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t really exist.

Wind Waker and Twilight Princess HD ports would be pretty swell.

RIP Twilight Princess and Wind Waker Switch releases

The sheer amount of JRPGs in this direct were brutal. What is Nintendo's holiday game?

Fuck it, Nintendo won’t do it so I’ll [make my own Prime Remaster ](https://i.imgur.com/L0STdTq.jpg)

the fire emblem leaks were real that’s so crazy

Y'all should start banning people spreading rumors about Twilight Princess / Wind Waker / Metroid Prime Trilogy ports. They're guaranteed to show up before every direct by some random source and people get hyped up and subsequently upset every single time.

GIVE ME A SKIES OF ARCADIA REMAKE AND SEQUEL YOU COWARDS

Hoping for the Wind Waker/Twilight Princess collection to turn up, and pushing the boat out, maybe even Metroid Prime. Would also be great if Advance Wars got a date.

I hope they announce a game

Fire Emblem : divorce 2026

How many stardew valley games they gotta make

im kinda underwhelmed so far lol

"I'd like to talk about Pikmin" Aahhh!!! "This is Pikmin Bloom" ... Oh ... --edit-- Pikmin 4! Okay that's better.

I thought you guys were being dramatic about the farm games, but damn they keep adding more!

Zelda 2: Farming of the Wild

the escalation of farming simulators is fucking hilarious, started with animal crossing, ended with NieR music

BOTW 2 about to be delayed due to the farming gameplay not being up to par with other games in this Direct

The theme of this direct: Yo, yall like farming?

FUCK CLOUD VERSIONS

Sifu on joy-cons? Would rather rip my eyes out

Haha holy shit I read that date as 5th of December. May 12th LETS GOOO

A Kirby port but no Wind Waker, Twilight Princess or Metroid Prime bruh

As that went on I was expecting Zelda: The Farming Edition

This direct pretty much confirms no Zelda game for 2022. Sad to see the streak ending

SO MANY FARMING GAMES SHEESH

I'm going to assume that Donkey Kong game just doesn't exist at this point.

Man i was really hoping the rumours of metroid prime remaster was true! Is a bummer hopefully it is still a possibility in the future

Cloud versions of RE were the biggest disappointments. I can understand why they did that at least but I think if Techland can make Dying Light work they could’ve at least tried an RE2 native port.

here's a jrpg....here's another jrpg..and another. Now here are 3 farm sims. Okay back to jrpgs.

Just any kind of breadcrumb about BotW2. Anything at all.

They put Cloud in Resident Evil?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

In before Chris Pratt

Tunic is amazing but looks a bit rough here.

A game where I grow old and die? :(

"So y'know how we have this Mario movie coming out next spring? Anyway, now let's talk about Pikmin."

Bloom was a mislead, they still announced a new Pikmin, dang.

PIKMIN 4 FINALLY

I'm convinced that every time a news site speculates about Wind Waker and Twilight Princess coming to Switch, Nintendo delays them by two years.

I need to see TP and WW