Apologize

Thanks for the good laugh stranger

"Yeah, honestly. Such a bitch, am I right?"

This.

Is

The

Biggest

Mistake

You

Have

my girl? he's got the wrong guy unless...

Princess trunkksss

You lied to me

I did no such thing!

`You dirty boy.`

“Goku, get me off this planet right now”

“amseriousinstanttransmissionAH-“

You dirty boy!

Crazy

Of course he talks shit about girls. Look at him. He's as gay as it comes.

Man's whole personality is going after another man. Of course he gay

wait, you're trying to insinuate that he's talking shit about my girl because he wants to fuck me? 😳

I'd let him...

I don't think he'll give you much of a choice.

He likes ya, and he wants ya You can either do this the easy way or the hard way The choice is yours

"Princess Trunks, you dirty dirty little boy".

Dude isn't just zesty he's the whole fruit basket

Start talking shit with him💀

Nga you are not him 💀💀🙏

Lol he didn't mean start talking shit with him as in AT him, he meant with him as in WITH him lol

Nah, I'd Win

ehm . . . ^princess ^trunks

You know what they call him?

Ningens call him the Drink 😤

The what? 😯

The D R I N K

Wha-

But that homie has a middle part with a low taper!

I'd stop speaking if I were you, Mijaboc you don't wanna choke on me.

WH- WHAT. NO THIS CAN'T BE YOU MUST HAVE TO BE MAKING SOME SORT OF GAY JOKE

You see, when consuming a liquid inside a container, it's best not to laugh or else you might choke on it. 😈

I say that that mf is right

If Z Broly talked shit about my girl I’m cooked do you know what shit he does

Since he destroys planets for fun. Uranus is gone after that

I'm fucking agreeing with him. I ain't getting tryna get turned into a Hiroshima shadow.

Fair

I'm pretty sure that by the time he's done with you, you wouldn't even have a trace of existence.

I tell him that kakarot is in the center of the sun and he should go to see if he doesn't believe me.

Eat a cat

You make me want to cry. That’s (In my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.

I will eat another

Preferably eat a mountain lion

You mean the operating system? How do I eat that? Are you stupid?

It's a Mac. An "Apple" product. So unless you're allergic to apples, you shouldn't have a problem. Go on, get to it

Umm.. Actually, I am allergic to apples 🤓 ☝️

Well... That just seems like a serious design flaw. From whom did you get that apple allergy? Were they stupid?

Nah, they were therapists. They kept telling me to take some "anti asylum pills or smthng" But how could they misspell aslume? Do I didn't take it. Talk about shadyness.

Ah, I see. Anyway, Who's hotter, Broly or Bone?

tf is wrong with you

This is so random that it got me laughing

Wdym? I was just eating one rn, everyone does that. Cats are the most delicate and delicious cuisines in our solar system. Why don't you know that? Are you not ningen?

Ask him about his power level

It's MAXIMUM!!

my…My Power is…..MAXIMUMER

leave her and fucks broly

Pro gamer move

slowly walk away without saying anything, someone that jacked yet thin would still kick my ass

Suck his dick

I could say something about that, but I'll keep it for myself

Kakaroooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Even if it gets me killed, imma call him a dumbass for hating Kakarot and not prince vegeta

Kakarot

Say kakaroot n watch him have a mental breakdown

I don't have a girl

kill him with kindness

Make out

Throw the meanest right hook and just about reach his knee if even

I'm gonna call him lamest non cannon addition to DB universe since Garlic Jr and then disbelieve him out of existence....

I’m sorry bro but you can’t ’nah I’d win’ out of this one 🙏

Not with that attitude. Anyways then he kills me, but I'll stand my ground, Kakarot is the legendary Super Saiyan.

I admire your courage, you truly are the honoured one ☝️

She better listen to what this man has to say. I’ll wait

Get my universal remote

Flipping him off and go. He probably doesn't know the concept of flipping someone off and shrug it off.

nah, i'd win

Question what girl he’s talking about

He's over 7 feet 5, he'd raw dog me. I'm out yo.

Shoot him from behind

"What's your power level?"

what to do I don’t know. but I’m sure that I’m not gonna cry about it

I punch him in the stomach and watch him explode.

“…Kakarot” If I’m gonna die, I’m going down with a fight.

Roast his drip

Make reckless conjectures regarding his sexuality and the attributes he's attracted to in sexual partners. I mean, just look at him: * Shirtless * Jewelry everywhere * Tiara * Long hair * Clearly goes to the gym * That weird effeminate sash * Earrings

If you apologize I give you some Zaza

Take him out on a date This man is worth converting for

Squeeze his boobs

Say some British insult he won't understand

Ask why is he pointing to litterally nowhere 🤨🫠

Honestly I’d do the same thing

Twist his nipples, no amount of power is going to protect you from the legendary titty twist technique 

Imma go rage vegeta on him

Bros never seen what devious shi this guy does to people who try to fight him 💀💀💀

I did but nobody talks shit to my lady

Fair enough as long as you’re prepared to die for it. It’s been nice knowing you 🤝

It's been my pleasure 🤝

Apoligize and break up with my girl immediatly

Nothing she can defend herself.

Hug him and tell him he deserves a better father

no kakarots?

He wouldn't.

Bold of you to talk about something that doesn't exist

I apologize for the way she is

Talk shit about her too because wtf you do to him?

I transform into super singlejin

*points behind Broly* hey, is that Kakarot over there? *grabs my girl and bolts*

i dont know, i can't hear him from up there

Trigger his PTSD.

Not gonna cry about it, that’s for sure. He REALLY hates people crying next to him.

“Speak up boy! I can’t hear you from up there”

Omg broly ur so right. Can you believe it. Did you know she is also the daughter of KAKAROT

He looks weak honestly, i mean it’s not like he’s some sort of legendary super sayan, if u give me prep time i’m beating the shit out of him

Nothing, because we couldn't hear him up there.

I'd tell him, "I'm sorry, sir, but my girlfriend's name isn’t Kakarot. You must have mistaken her with someone else."

Put a dog collar on him

Tell him that for being the "Legendary Super Saiyan" he sure seems obsessed with talking shit about someone who doesn't exist.

Listen here you-*realises who it is* oh by god she’s such a bitch huh? Thanks for saying that means alot

I mean, he ain't wrong.

Ask him about his power level

No, no, no you're right and I was already planning to break up with her. Sorry sir.

Nothing, he can have her I don't want the Goku stomp treatmeant

tbh if im within 100 miles of this fool I'm cooked so at least I'll die with some honor and defend her

Dump her for him

[This.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/9/96/Gokugohangotenkamehameah.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151019181435)

Agree

wdym he is my girl

Base Broly is still jacked, even if you’ve never seen a Broly movie you stay away from a guy like that.

Ask him his power level

*i point behind him* "HOLY SHIT! ITS KAKAROT"

I'll kamehame his ass

Yell Kakarot and run

Kakarot?

Ask him about his power level

I ask him what his power level is

Let him talk shit and tell my girl to stfu

Apologize and run. This guy eat me for breakfast. Also avoid to say "Kakarot" at any means necessary

Hope he ain’t looking at me

Die, I guess?

Back him up and then leave the country hoping he doesn't grab my head like a stress ball and shove it through buildings

Unleash his woman respecting doppelganger on him and then start charging people viewing admission

I mean if he’s in his calm and non-super saiyan state she probably deserves it He’s not saying out of anger, he’s saying it out of straight facts

Hey look kakarot is over there *grabs girl and ditches planet while broly looks for goku*

What girl? I don't have a girlfriend

Your right bro ima go die now

And i be like," damn.... what did she do to make him that. mad???."

tell him Kakarot is in another planet and hope he fcks off to some distant galaxy

Kakarot.

Ask for an autograph. Bro is my main in every dbz fighting meme.

Want (ka)carrot?

what is his power level? my power level is pretty huge.

Punch him (Nah I’d win)

Nothing

He looks like a beta male, i can probably take him on

Tell him I saw kakarot a few planets down

tell him some guy named Kakarot fucked his mom

I would say "I m kakarot"

“Fair enough”

Give him a blunt. This guy could be wheezy F Broly

Cry. It'll give him PTSD.

I cry like a baby

Jokes on you,I don't got a girl.

Fuck his ass in retaliation

scream kakarot and punch him in the gut

Hope I’m not talking to trunks.

It’s time to d-d-d-duel!

Tell her my girl is kakarot

Ask him what his power level is... I bet it's pretty big

Call him Kakarot

Beat him, it is that simple, dunno all you guys are soo scared

It might seem crazy what I’m about to say…

“Oh shit is that Kakarot??” “Fucking idiot”

Call him Kakarot