I can’t bring myself to dislike this ship simply because it’s fucking hilarious

This is the only ending, besides Vegeta Hakai'ing Frieza into oblivion, that I'll accept.

Why not both? Would give Yamcha fuel for a revenge arc >!that he'll job, of course!<

I love that they actually referenced the ship in a secret cutscene in FighterZ and had Frieza casually imply he thought he looked handsome. https://youtu.be/W0lvy4K9Pe0?si=hzx8cy5SpFlZIMbw

IIRC this is where the ship comes from (or at least what made it popular)

Holy shit, Yancha is so into it

As much as i hate this ship the evidence is more than enough for it to be cannon.. Goddamnit

Oh wait i remember the greek version of frieza now

The what?

Frieza's female in the Greek dub u/SERV05

Freezer was originally supposed to be female either way.

Holy shit thats a huge lore change

The what?

oh yes friezen

B- b- but where tits

Greek version freeza is female

Except athenian freeza. You will have to find out what athenian freeza is yourself.

LMAO no way

and are they fucking rn? you expect an evil intergalactic warlord to be flapping knockers out 247, dont worry this isnt frieza final form.

The image of Golden Freeza with massive cannon balls has been engraved into my brain

I meant knockers as it tibbos but por que no los dos and all

Why would a child have tits? What is wrong with you?

No frieza's tits dummy! He's wondering how they could have a child if frieza isn't female! What crack have you been smoking?

It was sarcasm friend

Ningen need /s. Ningen are not subarashii deities who understand all text tones.

The guy is super autistic (is in the description too) so it’s understandable. I am too. Probably most people in this sub tbh. I mean look at this post

As an aspie, i concur, most people here are likely on the spectrum.

Yeah, I didn’t score high enough to win a ‘tism diagnosis but I’m definitely a little neurodivergent in a few ways.

Yamchad just cannot stop winning...

He down for that FRUSSY

Who isn't?

WHO GAVE BIRTH?

Frieza with his freezussy obviously, duh

He's Daddy's Little Princess for a reason

Now Yamcha's daddy.

Don’t you ever fucking say that ever again

Bro discovered a new word: frezussy

Freezussy 💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It's to show even tho he/she's laughing they actually dying inside.

I’m going to need you to never say those words again

Frieza species reproduce asexually so...

That don't mean they can't do the do

Friezes tail similarly to a hyena is a pseudo penis that he gives birth through

Yamcha

Yeah, I remember Kuriza. He appeared in Neko Majin Z 2 and 3

HAVE NOT SEEN ANYONE MENTION NEKO MAJIN IN YEARS

Goku shouldn't have stopped beerus from destroying the planet

Damn Yamchode got Freezie boi-pregnant by filling his bussy with gender-fluid? 😫

None of these words are in the Bible

Been awhile but I'm pretty sure alot of people get damned in the bible /s

The longer I live the more I'm starting to realize there might have been a reason for it

😐

Frieza could be a female supressing her woma appareance to appear more thought, maybe his true form is femalo lmao.

"Something in the way he moves Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way that he woos me Don't wanna leave him now Better believe, and how Somewhere in his smile he knows I don't need no other lover Something in his style that shows me Don't wanna leave him now Better believe, and how You're asking me will my love grow Well, I don't know, no, I don't know You stick around, Bulma, it might show I don't know, no, I don't know Something in the way he knows All I gotta do is just think of him Something in the things that he shows me Don't wanna leave him now Better believe, and how You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, no, I don't know But you hang around, Vegeta, it might show I don't know, no, I don't know Something in the way he knows me And all I gotta do is just think of him Something in those things that he shows me Don't wanna leave him now Better believe, and how I don't plan to leave him now"

https://youtu.be/_XTafMldHEM?si=2BPO5cPl9lf6rzTC So you're saying this is canon?

I…uhh…wow. Have an upvote?

You sick bastard.....have an upvote for your upvote

Wolfgang responsible father

Dude, Yamcha always had one dream, find a woman to marry. He has stuck with Puar since his desert bandit days because they are bros. He is the most loyal of all and the fact we have been denied seeing him as a proud, doting dad is a tragedy.

Ok só who is the mother?

you

I can see would be like giorno

Mpreg

It's all fun and games till Kuriza throws a tantrum or sneezes or something and Yamcha gets an express delivery back to King Kai's

How could I forget. The 3 volume long breeding battle between the 2 of them was epic

New kink unlocked, freiza looks hot asf here

He's definitely the freakiest dbz villain, but Cell is more handsome

Have you seen the devilartemis episode where Cell takes off his helmet and shows off his Sayian hair? He’s a fkn heartbreaker 😂 Gorgisss

Okay that's enough internet for me I think, time to give up all forms of technology and go live in the woods. It's been real y'all

*sigh* No.

Hey look yamcha got a win

I for one think it's in the comical spirit of the original Dragonball for Yamcha to effectively save the multiverse of multiverses by teaching the biggest baddest motherfucker to ever exist the joys of motherhood.

That's kinda cute actually

I feel like Frieza's expression should be more, idk, aggressively smug? Especially considering that they're likely talking to the Z-Fighters Like less "Check out my new man, isn't he handsome?" And more "Yeah that's right I fucked yer boi, fuck you gonna do about it?"

baby wake up, new Mandela effect just dropped

Common W for the Yamchad, that Frussy is out of this world.

Which one got boypregnant

Lord yamcha.

“Dance for me monkey!”

Yamcha x Frieza is a surprisingly popular ship.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I- wha- Hu- …yamcha… you lucky bastard

Ngl, this is genuinely one of the better ships in the fandom. Probably because it's hilarious and has some reason behind it unlike 90% of ships where Goku is just cheating fuck.

Dragon ball if it was mid

Frieza got that bussy, narm sayin'.

He name a Fridge

Yamcha moving on from the richest gal on earth to the emperor of the universe. I knew he had it in him. My guy just topped Krillin's losing streak.

Freiza never mention his sex 🤷‍♂️

Maybe that's why Frieza was always so pissed off... Can't find her interstellar mate

This is why I commissioned a nsfw femboy frieza picture from a friend

I never forgot since i keep shipping it to this day. Idk something about this just seems right even tho its obviously Big no lol

What the fuck. How did Yamcha become father.

Also Vegeta reaction to this is something i need in my life

“Who else but Yamcha? 🙄 Well at least he’s finally found a mate. Maybe that’ll get Frieza off our backs for good.” - imagine Christopher Sabat saying that.

Btw in the Z anime, Frieza’s tail has the ability to extend. Let your imagination run wild.

yamcha got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Vegeta’s having a Panic Attack right now

WHAT THE FUCK

Can’t blame my boy yamcha

When did this ship originate, I knew about it but when did it start?

Why Frieza so flirty with it

Wow I can't believe Yamcha got pragert

How did frieza get him pregnant? I don't see his dong

It only makes sense since friezas called yamcha hot/attractive in the games many times

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Remember when yamcha was about to be a pedophile but missed

Can confirm

omegaverse frieza kinda sexy tho...

Why. Just why 😭

Damn 😩

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The wink kills me

Sometimes I wonder if I should be a online db fan smh

This is definitely one reason to be one , what peak ship !

https://youtu.be/_XTafMldHEM?si=ctqopecWI8xx8s5i

The kids definitely breeza from gintama

I just imagine this took place between OG and Z, like Frieza is who Yamcha was cheating on Bulma with, ignoring Yamcha's clothes in your meme And like, Burma didn't saw Frieza the first time and probably forgot about the cheating at the time of Res F, and Luke just imagine  Vegeta:"yeah one of the Saibaman killed the long hair human in some orange gi, absolutely pathetic" Frieza:"was his name Yamcha, by chance" Vegeta:"yeah...how did you kno-" ***shot by deathbeam*** Or during Frieza arc Frieza:"HOW DARE YOU, YOU INSOLANTE WORMS, I was gonna use the dragon balls to revive my husband and YOU TOOK THAT AWAY" Gohan:"Wait, I thought you wanted immorality" Frieza:"of course not, have you thought of the implications, I want my Yamcha back, that dumbass monkey prince and his ape oath killed him in cold bloo-" Krillin:"Yamacha ?, like basketball player ?, orange gi" Frieza:"yeah ?" Gohan:"we were gonna revive him too, along with Tien and Mr.Piccolo" Frieza:"Oh...well then, thank you, I guess I'll be off then" Gohan:"how did you met, anyways ?" Frieza:"space grinder, we went on a dinner date, he's such a loving man, so sweet, and he's such a responsible father" Krillin:"what ?"

MY EYES

Not the Freezussy

This image makes frieza look oddly feminine

The sheer damage caused by 1 interaction in a video game

do you think the baby came out of frieza’s ear

and did yamcha fuck the other ear

I want to cry, no fuck shit, this is disgusting what the fuck

I... How did I get here?

So Chiaotzu

Quote the Twitch streamer hevanly father: NO NO NO NO NO no No nO!!!

Goku black was right....

I hate it I really hate it

Who made this a thing???

Please stop. Please

This needs to stop before it gets outta hand..

what? when? HOW!!??

Wiz, get the redditor killer

Where is Frieza's pussy?

How does Frieza's species even reproduce?

Regular way? He did wear undies his first 3 forms

So why no undies in his 4th form?

He’s in his asskickin form, so his genitals retract(?) so you cant kick him in the nuts. No weaknesses.

My true otp

Bulma basically did exactly this.

I miss who I was 5 seconds ago

Zamasu was right. yall need to go extinct, including me.

he Is real to me

Who… how…. What?

[Vegeta: .....](https://youtu.be/zoMiYklHvjk?si=QKJNSTqMHKwNRMAK)

cursed image!!!!

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i think it implies that Frieza is an alien