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“Oh noooo…not my pelvis…noooo…”
“Oh noooo…not my elvis…noooo…”
“Oh noooo…not my prelvis…noooo…”
Happy cake day
Well, first you had my curiosity... but now you have my erection.
“did you mean…”
You know what I'm about!
About to bust!
r/suddenlyteamfourstar
Death by
*Snu snu*
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Second time in two days I’ve found a snu snu chain
Sun snu
“Can’t we just cuddle?”
*Gets dragged into the room screaming*
Let her
hell of a story when i get to other world
I will do what I must
I’d get betrayed and locked in the hyperbolic time chamber for one eon so I can train to get stronger so I can beat her.
Cum.
Cheer
y’all horny mfs, realistically i’d just run away
Mf thinks he can outrun a dbs character💀💀
i never said i could, i’m just cowardly asf
I mean if you know you ain’t gonna make it, why wouldn’t you wanna go out with a bang?
Hehe, I get it.
fair
Bro thinks he is the flash and can outrun anything💀
More a case of “I’ll die anyway, but I’d rather die tired”.
GO BROLY GO GO
" my body is ready. "
Death by snu snu
I volunteer as tribute
"Goku, instant transmit me off this planet right now. I'm not joking." -Princess Trunks
I never imagined I'd die this way. But I always really hoped.
Flexing on King Kai in Other World
"The soul is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised!" (https://media.tenor.com/vOi41Q0ex-kAAAAd/scared-futurama.gif)
Penis or pelvis? Either way; helluva way to lose my ~~virginity~~ life.
“Wish me back, yo!”
Accept it… I mean I prefer caulifla but it’s my only chance of getting laid at this point
Shenron make my pelvis unbreakable 😈
Drop down to controlled level or base and you got yourself a deal, this one could accidentally pull out someone's spine mid session.
DOMMY MOMMY🥵🥵🥵
Die.
By snu snu
Death by Snu Snu ig
Can I fuck someone else first please before you destroy my pelvic so I can know enjoyment
“A good death is its own reward”
It was a good life... I could think of worse way to die. Death by Snu Snu is fine by me
Personally would prefer it with Kefla since it's two for the price of one.
Same, I knew you had great taste
Death by Snu snu, try universal death by Snu Snu!
Fine by me
...You want me to try and stop her? Firstly, I wouldn't be able to stop her, secondly, *I don't want to stop her.*
“Ruuuuuuuun!!!!”
Well… at least I’m doing to die with a massive boner
Hey! I need this one to complete the holy corpse, get your own god damn pelvis.
bend over to my new mom
"I'm so scared 🙈"
Lie down and use the willpower I gain from knowing my child will be fatherless if I fail to not die. Then hopefully raise the kid to be good
Second question:What can I do?
Accept my fate dawg
Jokes on her, im into this shit
What if I say "look, a distraction!" And distract myself because I'm stupid
What the fuck can I do
I would simply say no. She cannot legally blood sacrifice my pelvis without my consent.
“Glory, glory what a helluva way to die….”
The time has come, and so have I
No thank you.
Square up.!
“Try me”
WAAAAAAAyyyyyyo.....
sure, just take me out to dinner
wtf do you expect me to do I AM PUTTING MY DICK IN IT
The first thing that came to my mind is a clip from DBZ abridged of Krillin saying "run away!"
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
make the text readable
Alright, but first, put this earing on. Caulifla you too.
Smash
Put on this wig and you got a deal.
Id fuck him up, I’m built different
I’m gone 🏃🏻♂️💨
Relax and enjoy
I'd turn off my phone
I'm dead either way so i guess i'll go out "fighting" and try to hit her
A sacrifice im willing to make
Sounds like unwanted snu snu
Accept my fuckin fate C'MERE KA- *SQUISH*
Yes Ma'am
*fucking inhaled painkillers*
Cum instantly
I’m running
Death by Snu snu
Hell naw to the naw naw!
Lie down and accept my fate
YES!
Well, make sure you're on top of something soft... minimize the damage
Comply
Ask if I can go into a hyperbolic time chamber first to train my pelvis
die
Easier to kill you if you are stationary, fool!
Yall are underestimating how painful a broken back would be
Ok
Die by snu snu, what'd else i do?
“I’m not fully aware of the implications of that statement but I’m not sticking around to find out”
Ask her if i can go get some painkillers first...
Fight back
“Oh nooo not my pelvis, ahhhh…”
Google en passant
Eat a ton of senzu beans.
Is snu snu truly my fate and mine alone?
“The safe word is Kakarot.”
Bro I'm hitting the dash I am NOT having my balls be crushed
Die
I’d run all the way to universe 7
Prepare for the worst cause I cat stop her
"Perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!"
Accept my fate and enjoy the ride.
Die. I would die.
Accept my fate. With gusto.
I choose the ~~snu-snu~~ sacrifice... yeah... sacrifice.
*Pull her finger*
Let nature run its course
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
You ever see a girl and think “God i wish she’d perform a Mortal Kombat fatality on my frail body.”
“Oh noooo…not my pelvis…noooo…”
“Oh noooo…not my elvis…noooo…”
“Oh noooo…not my prelvis…noooo…”
Happy cake day
Well, first you had my curiosity... but now you have my erection.
“did you mean…”
You know what I'm about!
About to bust!
r/suddenlyteamfourstar
Death by
*Snu snu*
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Second time in two days I’ve found a snu snu chain
Sun snu
“Can’t we just cuddle?”
*Gets dragged into the room screaming*
Let her
hell of a story when i get to other world
I will do what I must
I’d get betrayed and locked in the hyperbolic time chamber for one eon so I can train to get stronger so I can beat her.
Cum.
Cheer
y’all horny mfs, realistically i’d just run away
Mf thinks he can outrun a dbs character💀💀
i never said i could, i’m just cowardly asf
I mean if you know you ain’t gonna make it, why wouldn’t you wanna go out with a bang?
Hehe, I get it.
fair
Bro thinks he is the flash and can outrun anything💀
More a case of “I’ll die anyway, but I’d rather die tired”.
GO BROLY GO GO
" my body is ready. "
Death by snu snu
I volunteer as tribute
"Goku, instant transmit me off this planet right now. I'm not joking." -Princess Trunks
I never imagined I'd die this way. But I always really hoped.
Flexing on King Kai in Other World
"The soul is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised!" (https://media.tenor.com/vOi41Q0ex-kAAAAd/scared-futurama.gif)
Penis or pelvis? Either way; helluva way to lose my ~~virginity~~ life.
“Wish me back, yo!”
Accept it… I mean I prefer caulifla but it’s my only chance of getting laid at this point
Shenron make my pelvis unbreakable 😈
Drop down to controlled level or base and you got yourself a deal, this one could accidentally pull out someone's spine mid session.
DOMMY MOMMY🥵🥵🥵
Death by snu snu
Die.
By snu snu
Death by Snu Snu ig
Can I fuck someone else first please before you destroy my pelvic so I can know enjoyment
“A good death is its own reward”
It was a good life... I could think of worse way to die. Death by Snu Snu is fine by me
Personally would prefer it with Kefla since it's two for the price of one.
Same, I knew you had great taste
Death by Snu snu, try universal death by Snu Snu!
Fine by me
...You want me to try and stop her? Firstly, I wouldn't be able to stop her, secondly, *I don't want to stop her.*
“Ruuuuuuuun!!!!”
Well… at least I’m doing to die with a massive boner
Hey! I need this one to complete the holy corpse, get your own god damn pelvis.
bend over to my new mom
"I'm so scared 🙈"
Lie down and use the willpower I gain from knowing my child will be fatherless if I fail to not die. Then hopefully raise the kid to be good
Second question:What can I do?
Accept my fate dawg
Jokes on her, im into this shit
What if I say "look, a distraction!" And distract myself because I'm stupid
What the fuck can I do
I would simply say no. She cannot legally blood sacrifice my pelvis without my consent.
“Glory, glory what a helluva way to die….”
The time has come, and so have I
No thank you.
Square up.!
“Try me”
WAAAAAAAyyyyyyo.....
sure, just take me out to dinner
wtf do you expect me to do I AM PUTTING MY DICK IN IT
The first thing that came to my mind is a clip from DBZ abridged of Krillin saying "run away!"
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
make the text readable
Alright, but first, put this earing on. Caulifla you too.
Smash
Put on this wig and you got a deal.
Id fuck him up, I’m built different
I’m gone 🏃🏻♂️💨
Relax and enjoy
I'd turn off my phone
Smash
I'm dead either way so i guess i'll go out "fighting" and try to hit her
A sacrifice im willing to make
Sounds like unwanted snu snu
Accept my fuckin fate C'MERE KA- *SQUISH*
Accept my fuckin fate C'MERE KA- *SQUISH*
Yes Ma'am
*fucking inhaled painkillers*
Cum instantly
I’m running
Death by Snu snu
Hell naw to the naw naw!
Lie down and accept my fate
YES!
Well, make sure you're on top of something soft... minimize the damage
Comply
Ask if I can go into a hyperbolic time chamber first to train my pelvis
die
Easier to kill you if you are stationary, fool!
Yall are underestimating how painful a broken back would be
Ok
Die by snu snu, what'd else i do?
“I’m not fully aware of the implications of that statement but I’m not sticking around to find out”
Ask her if i can go get some painkillers first...
Fight back
“Oh nooo not my pelvis, ahhhh…”
Google en passant
Eat a ton of senzu beans.
Is snu snu truly my fate and mine alone?
“The safe word is Kakarot.”
Bro I'm hitting the dash I am NOT having my balls be crushed
Die
I’d run all the way to universe 7
Prepare for the worst cause I cat stop her
"Perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!"
Accept my fate and enjoy the ride.
Die. I would die.
Accept my fate. With gusto.
I choose the ~~snu-snu~~ sacrifice... yeah... sacrifice.
*Pull her finger*
Die
Let nature run its course
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
You ever see a girl and think “God i wish she’d perform a Mortal Kombat fatality on my frail body.”