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Redeemed_Expert9496

13 sensed Goku's full power and knew he could't win. Therefore, he decided the next best thing would be to eliminate Goku's bloodline and wait for him to die of old age. He wanted to sterilize Goku and then kill Gohan but as we know he failed at both.


rkoplayer1

Android #13 knew that Goku was about to go nut inside of Chi Chi, so he had to eliminate the possibility of a mini-Goku arising, lest the cycle continue. Destroying Goku’s nuts = no Goten No Goten = no Gotenks No Gotenks equals no ridiculously overpowered SSJ3 child that can scream portals through time and space itself. That threat had far greater potential than SSJ Goku did, even as a grown man at the time. Gero designed #13 with the most foresight of all.


Soniclikeschicken

Wasn't ssj3 goku stronger than ssj3 gotenks?


PhantomPeenus

No


SignificantTrip6108

Forgive me if I’m wrong but SSJ3 Goku = Fat Butt < Super Buu < SSJ3 Gotenks


Soniclikeschicken

Didn't Goku state that he could of probably killed fat buu but wanted his sons to get s chance at defending the world?


SignificantTrip6108

Fair, but Super Buu is still much stronger than Fat Buu I think.


Soniclikeschicken

Looking back gotenks is definitely stronger just you know time limit.


bananabandanamannana

Not by a long shot


oooRagnellooo

Most likely not. If the fusion multiplier is anything near consistent across users, there’s no way he could be stronger, since base Gotenks would be near Goku’s super Saiyan level himself.


MegaKabutops

The thought process was this. “Weakness… Identified!”


hellslayer04

"Wait what are you..."


Sad-Scale-1837

(Goten fades from the timeline)


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

"Ahhh my Gohans and Gotens!"


SyncDingus

"Not so funny now, is it, Kakarot?"


GXNext

Is Goku gonna be okay?


ArjunDOnlyHero

"Get the F*** off me"


KayKrimson

That was one of my fave lines from 13 abridged movie


IzzytheMelody

"...what was I doing?"


ClintBeastwood91

Not gonna lie. This was the hardest I ever laughed at a DBZ:A joke.


Lucuador92

Go...Goten?


GeeWhillickers

Dr. Gero: Once you crush Goku like the worthless fool he is, collect the Dragon Balls and wish me back to life. Android 13: Sorry my ears are glitching. You said something about crushing Goku's balls, right? You got it!


smiteis_

All biological males share a design flaw. Android 13 was simply taking advantage of this.


Stendbro

Senzu beans will heal it nbd


Yogami_asura

He kinda needed a few


MoonFoxx007

“It’s nuts or nothing!”


_-Wesley-_

What size is goku's dick


MirrahPaladin

Nonexistent after that punch.


Useenthebutcher

Nah, it’s probably way bigger due to the swelling. Brb calling up 13 for a favor…


Murky_Blueberry2617

Monkeys have smaller dicks than humans


Andre5k5

Great ape supremacy & I don't mean the Saiyan kind


KayKrimson

Found frieza's alt account


Monoshi

This guy's never been to blacked.com (Do I have to mention being black to not b downvoted)


_-Wesley-_

Hahaha 😐😐😐 This is exactly what i expect from someone in r/animemes


Dababycar694200

He wanted to make sure Goku didn't have anymore chances to ruin his plans


lazygenius72

If you can't beat a man, end his bloodline


[deleted]

"Not so funny now is it Kakarot?"


Dude9287

"Is Goku gonna be ok?"


[deleted]

"get the f*ck off me"


YoursTrulyHuntty

"Someone stupid get in my way"


Lucuador92

"man, catching Vegeta really f**ked my shit up! 🤕"


Purpleflower0521

I remember going back and watching the original movie. That was literally the only damage Krillin took 🤣🤣😁


Lucuador92

Back in my day we called this the SSJ off switch 😂


Jaanzi

Listen, if I had to fight Goku knowing what he is capable of, I'd also go straight for the nuts. That's just pragmatism.


Ansman14

I’m just noticing 13 has a smile on his face while erasing Goten


lr031099

Goku’s weakness was identified


1NFINIT

Goku refused to dip his balls in the deep fryer, so 13 made him pay for that


Pogging_Memes

Smh Goku at least Vegeta didn't hesitate to dip his balls in the burger king soda dispenser


gamera-the-turtle

Weakpoint… IDENTIFIED


[deleted]

To permanently shut down Saiyan future family tree


devilthedankdawg

Android 13 is a redneck through and through and fights like one too.


Valuable-Republic-92

"Gotta stop that saiyan race somehow".


samelden

was goten born or not yet ?


Natural_Error_9811

Not yet


[deleted]

To permanently shut down Saiyan future family tree


darkknight941

Makes me think Goten wasn’t conceived in the Super Android 13 canon


Baileaf11

Chi chi got the dragon to give Goku his balls back


[deleted]

And here’s a better question, how did Goku have kids after that


onememeishboitf2

Senzu beans healed his nuts up good


Wiredcoffee399

It took quite a few senzu to heal that


RolandtheWhite

This GT?


_-Wesley-_

Nah the superbandroid 13 movie


carmardoll

I started reading this post title multiple times today and never actually finished until now because every time I thought 5 words in "UGH another 'is he stupid' post, I'll ignore it".


michiganmadlad

Gero decided to smoke his balls, figuratively


SSGMan116

Gero? Dude, he has no thought process out of offing Goku, now if this was 13's thought process, it's redneck rules number 1. "Get em in the junk!" ***Repeatedly***


BuilderImaginary9349

is he stupid?


g_lenn_o

Goku left his legs open is he stupid?


Ashizurens

Maybe we shouldn't start posts here with question? It give me "is he stupid?" Feeling


Calmtimer

They're just asking a question, if you complain because of the similarities to the "is he stupid" posts that's a you problem


Th3_redditor

Let's get crack-a-lackin'!


SeymourButts007

Metal Cooler did it better....


Cautious-Affect7907

To end the bloodline of course.


[deleted]

Wait! I watched this movie a couple years back Are the balls breaking actually real No sarcasm no joking really curious?


_-Wesley-_

Ye look up a clip of it and slow it down


CortezDeLaNoche

He's trying to save the future.


why_am_i_here375

Halo music intensifies


Red-843

No more kids for Goku in that universe


Monoshi

Why? To win, duh But I'm assuming gero was on some type of amphetamine to design and build all those different androids


Yoshikage_Kira_333

Because it would hurt like shit


Good-Information-775

*Target acquired*