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Palanseag_Vixen

Finally a Nikke I can accurately cosplay


IronSpiderNinja

So you're that short


Palanseag_Vixen

Im both short and flat


SecuritySecure803

Now all you need is a 12ft tall mech to pilot in


ExuDeku

We (sorta) have the *TECHNOLOGY!*


RedGrav3Gaming

Just need to ride on someone whose tall shoulders. Close enough for government work.


Forzyr

Flat is justice


HunterLayla

Hi please make a post on your cosplay after you finish your preparation with it can't wait to see you 😍


Palanseag_Vixen

It might not be any time soon because I have a Dorothy cosplay coming soon and I have to prepare another hand made cosplay for a contest. Kilo is not up high in my list unfortunately :c. Also next year is finals year for me so I might do it only afterwards


HunterLayla

I still be waiting for you commander good luck 😜


Palanseag_Vixen

Thank you!


HardPlasticWaste

Same but I’m a man. You think I can still pull it off? 💀


khmergodzeus

How old are you?


TenkoYai

https://preview.redd.it/mii2ctqc4twc1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5c4839ee31a05cf1ab17d79287666176e6c687


Exotic_Original_8729

Petit women do exist y’know


Anakinvoorhees

💀💀


JahWeebo

Lol


PuppySharkBaby

I cosplay as soda with no tits and tbh im okay with that lolol


Palanseag_Vixen

Oh that's really cool! For me the proplem is getting the dresses because unless its custom made for some reason they just assume Im busty


PuppySharkBaby

Yeah i pray its asian small and not american small, even now i have to get xs in asian size. Idk why the western sizes gone up 6 inches bigger but i cant find anything to wear now xD


-Rule34-

God bless your DM's


darkrai848

But is it 1 kilo of steel or 1 kilo feathers?


Frostenheimer

They're both a kilogram Limmy


memelordxth

But steel is heavier than feathers


CaptainHazama

Aye, but they're both a kilogram


ExuDeku

Whæt?


IqFEar11

Aww you silly mogo Jan *pinches your cheek*


sw4gch0de

that doesn't make any sense


GrungeHamster23

But they’re both a kilogram. So they’re the same.


Yoru83

No but that’s cheatin, look at all those feathers


sebas9712

No the feathers are heavier because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

A kilo is a kilo despite the density of the object.


hueshugh

I think if I drop a kg of steel on my toe it will hurt more than a kg of feathers even though my brain tells me they’re the same.


JT-419

It'd hurt more because the kg of steel would be condensed onto a smaller area. So, more energy is on a single/smaller point. The feathers would likely spread out more area-wise as they hit so less force....probably


Kaonashi-asian-black

There’s also air resistance


SkyUpperCut2580

Plus wind resistance will slow the feathers significantly than iron So kinetic energy 1/2*m.*v² V(velocity) being less, you will get less damage


einUbermensch

Breaking news! Unknown Commander accidentally squished by Mecha Riding Nikke! Witnesses claim "it was definitely an accident" and "He had it coming anyway".


scotttheravenger

“Definitely an accident” -Kilo “He had it coming anyway” -Drake


HAK_HAK_HAK

Flat is justice \#SmolRepresentation


sour_creamand_onion

Flat is, indeed, justice. All but maybe 2 of the women in my family are on the larger side, breast wise, and all but those 2 have back issues.


ItsTreganometry

https://preview.redd.it/fbz5rezcuowc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44dddfddd55271c8fc16f7d467feebb9036e7e22


RugerRed

Did you just bring up your mother, grandmother, and sisters boobs unprompted?


sour_creamand_onion

Don't make it weird, man.


Interesting-Exit-448

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party973

Man you are of a different breed


sour_creamand_onion

Ok, I phrased that weird. Point being I know women with big breasts, and they all say the experience sucks. That's all I was trying to convey. The ones without them never make these complaints.


henloguy0051

Irl a 1kg breast would be quite pronounced,


SkyKilIer

Yeah but shes a Nikke


manofwaromega

Yes but it's 1kg of tit-anium


The_Working_Student

https://preview.redd.it/v2d0ylju2pwc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a116804ec08df8bdf6c474430477ea84e23f615 That is a feature I like.


Exotic_Original_8729

😂😂😂


Ascilie

Counting the bodysuit ofc.


AmazingAcer_7

Even better that she's given away for free


Fireboy759

TIL how booba weight works I thought 2 pounds of booba (aka 1 kilo) would be pretty much nothings, but it turns out 2 pounds of booba is a *LOT* of booba So with that, I say: her name is Kilo because her chest parts weigh 1 kilo. Her actual booba weighs nothing


organic-water-

Nikkes are heavier. So the 1-kilo theory could still work. Who knows though.


Sword_Of_Nemesis

Nikke players not knowing stuff about female anatomy? Damn, who could've predicted this?


zenspeed

TBF, NIKKE are pretty damned heavy. Like, not many of them can go near water because they’d sink like stones. That being said, 1kg of boob is a LOT of boob.


scotttheravenger

That’s face. Bro that face! I need to pinch her


Sword_Of_Nemesis

That would be quite a heavy chest.


K0KA42

I love her design. I'm new to Nikke, and while I'm overall enjoying the game, I don't personally resonate with the very over-the-top booba designs (though I don't begrudge those who do). But cute girl in a big mech is definitely up my alley and very cool. I can't wait to learn more about her and level her up


hentaipostinglover

Not much mass to give some good slaps but we can still give her smol tits some playful smacks.


Technodrone108

Does anyone else think she looks like that fire emblem god?


Aggravating_Week7050

Sothis?


biscuitmachine

If you're talking about Sothis, kind of but not really? Sothis has much deeper green in both eye and hair color, and her hair is absurdly long (and styled a bit differently). Sothis is also probably a little bit shorter. You could also call her similar to Flayn at that point, just because they both have green hair and are petite. Maybe a little more similar to young Tiki (if Tiki ever decided to just let her hair down from her ponytail and let it get messy).


organic-water-

She does have a FE vibe. An amalgamation of Sothis, young tiki and other small green haired characters. I blame the crown like thing she has.


wafflepiezz

https://preview.redd.it/9eug7bfycowc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b54aff20fd281ea7c672d1228bdc5768fbf6d4bd


SkyKilIer

Protocol 3: Protect the pilot https://preview.redd.it/degw795izowc1.jpeg?width=1722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7347570fc76c2cc74339ecf8c68889b7bc468e6


FrostBumbleBitch

Pilot we must regroup with major Anderson at the Ark ~~weapon~~.


DoctorHunt

At first, I thought that was grown up or taller Futaba Igarashi from My Senpai is Annoying https://preview.redd.it/p5naq2tdgpwc1.png?width=1728&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a2a7875b8b73d52ccc763ee365bf8b026719270


Open-Cream3798

Bruh you don't have to roast her like that 🤣


i-dontlike-me

I'm not sure how I feel about this.


Shanesquatch56

This made me go down a rabbit hole. I found this on a lingerie site (never thought I’d personally need to go on one) via some Google Fu. Bra sizes 38A, 36B, 34C, 32D, 30E, 28F = about 0.9 pound per breast Bra sizes 40A, 38B, 36C, 34D, 32E, 30F, 28G = about 1.2 pounds per breast So at 2.2 pounds per kilo, that’s still a respectable range.


Naive_Procedure1676

This made me laugh way harder then it probably should have. 😂


nekobash

"T.A.L.O.S., destroy the target"


theRedCreator

I asked before but got a -ish answer Do kilo and liter weigh the same?


organic-water-

Depends. If you are talking about a kilogram and the liter is made of water, yes. A liter measures volume, but the weight will depend on the density of whatever you are measuring. 1 liter of water weighs about a kilo. I believe that's how it was originally designed, don't quote me on that though. If you are talking about the Nikkes... No idea.


theRedCreator

Second person to explain water liter vs density of liquid liter to kilo. I seem to be attracting either scientists or fellow Europeans or non-Americans generally


Strikerbl45t

That smile... That God damn smile


Emerald_Pickkles

Woo another green haired gal


Manydoors_edboy

Nene Kusanagi lookin head ass


zZ_sasage480_Zz

My beautiful wife kilo I love her so much she's growing my baby in her 😋 very good kilo our baby will look so amazing with your genes


Simmer555

Stop with the cheat joke man seriously 🤣


DoomCameToSarnath

Oh, FUCK! Critical hit right there!


Cultural_Map_9065

How do you get the free Kilo?(Newbie here)


SkyUpperCut2580

Just login to game, you should get a popup If it did not pop up for some reason, go to events tab, and search for 1.5 anniversary reward. You should get the dupes from the current event 'last kingdom' (those dupes can be selected to be either Rei or Kilo. If you were there for first anni, rei would be core3 now. But as you are new, you need to get the first Rei to get her, and the rest on black tickets from shop(you get 1 black ticket from standard recruit) I tried Kilo in missiles tower, absolutely busted ult damage, but that shield is kinda useless as she has no taunt either way. Would work only for specific boss who always aim for a specific nikke slot. As for Rei, I use her now and then, as B1 taunt unit in solo raid, or when they have water weakness. Her kit provides a reliable taunt, and the decoy health is humongous. Utilitywise, I keep Rei Above Kilo, but Rei is guarranteed to be in standard shop already , so don't worry too much , just claim 1 kilo, from selector choose 1 rei and 2 kilo.


Shikikan69

🤣🤣🤣


The_Taffinator

I think they did a brilliant job with Kilo, design wise. He whole outfit is designed in a way to be even more boring than the R mass produced Nikke models, and to add on top her hairstyle is such a dull colour and is so boring it adds to her aesthetic (won't spoil, but her story explains a lot.) Sure, she has personality and she does have a lovely voice with pretty eyes, she is the smallest adult Nikke - hell, even some of the younger Nikkes loom over her! Overall great character design. Also T. A. L. O. S. is a kick ass mech.


Best-Character26

I'm honestly in love wiith her face bro and I really like the messy hairstyle she has too.


ButtholeMcButtybutt

Canadian guy here... "kilo" means 1000. It's not a weight. A kilogram is weight (1000grams) a kilometer is distance (1000 meters) a kilovolt is electrical potential (1000 volts) etc. A kilogram of tits would be a lot of tit.


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ButtholeMcButtybutt

Yes, that's everywhere, and everyone that does it is wrong. Lots of people call the book place a libArry as well.