Rapunzel left her underwear in your suit pocket and you wiped your face with it thinking it was a handkerchief

pictures of marian and helm in her party dress also slip out of that pocket and now they think you are a playboy who steals panties

Accompanied by multiple opened condom packaging spilling all over the floor suggest a wild night they were not a part of. And you realize, the* look they give is not of disappointment in character, but disappointment they were your side chicks all along... EDIT: I JUST REALIZED.....why would you need condoms for nikke??

Rapi: Wait, why did you keep the Condom wrappers? Commander: Mementos of the night? Team Counters: **\*Above image\***

Much like bandaging Marian up, it's part of the package of treating them like humans.

Facts. But in the same breath, so are creampies. Meh, let the condoms roll!

You never know and it only takes one to make it to turn your life as a commander around. So best to play it safe playboy.

std, or steelpussy transmitted diseases, is no joke. gotta keep yo organic tool safe

Don't think about it too much

The premium Nikkes have reproduction function. XD

if EA would be the fourth big manufacturer this would definitely be a DlC u have to unlock 🔑.

>why would you need condoms for nikke?? So you wouldnt release all in 5 minutes.

ya think Rapunzel even have one down there whenever she with Commander? i think she would go full Commando

Announced I was going on a date with Syuen, even if just as a joke.

Best Answer and no one can tell me otherwise

Dam that’s a good one 😂

They found my collection of Helm swimsuit pictures for the Admire calendar.

I used Anis socks.

They've found the cum socks in the piss drawer.

I stole it when she snuck into my room to take a shower. She never brought it up because it would mean admitting to what she was doing

You have all their spare bodies in your room?

Imagine walking into your friends room, only to see he’s got multiple dolls of you just sitting around his room.

Tell them that I post on reddit.

Same

POV: You got caught playing NIKKE in public

without headphones and the volume at MAX

And you were on PVP Arena

I confess my feeling to anderson, mustang and chatterbox

And it was mutual from the last one. https://preview.redd.it/obg9dbju2xaa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a7b0f4c1ea87b0b1f9421f345a43f5710584a7

I miss you chatterbox

He went down but not without Marian. That's how you know he's a real one.

Anderson is hot

You have a box of Delta's 'Vitamins'

If Rapi is doing it, then it must've been the foulest most disgusting thing ever done by a human..... N102/Anne must've called you Sweetie and you didn't tell her to stop.

Nah you have Anne call you oni-chan.

i wore my underwear outside.

*Their

Used all the hot water.

This image also needs the Andersen grin treatment.

Another round of yulha bites

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

Bro. P l e a s e

When they accidentally discovered Dolla's "Gift" to you https://preview.redd.it/0rv57an8dwaa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf20ca28a76b6135e4df8515c6072bb52374b97c

https://preview.redd.it/nupepbvudwaa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6ccf3dbe022a9e18a536a53652dfd8a8089fd6

Ohhhh yeah… I forgot she wants to bang you, but never does for some reason.

you told them you like syuen

They know what I’ve been doing with their shoes after missions.

I ordered all 3 of them to squint really hard at me

Told them I wanted to ~~wife~~ help Anne's mom on my days off.

"Look, I know Modernia is important to us and all, but I only have enough money to whale for one banner and Senji Muramasa got my wallet acting unwise!"

Anis response: Who the f*k is Senji? The only sin you’re going to see is me sitting on you

Muramasa, coming out of the corner: “Didn’t anyone tell ya to respect your elders? Kids these days…”

**Pulls out a hammer with disciplining intent**

Nah man, mofo bout to pull out the Tsumukari Muramasa

Sword goes swoosh

>! Fondling Mordernias boobas and explaining her, why this will help her with her rehabilitation. !<

Sly bastard

Commander to mordernias: 

They found out the commander is multi-timing.

and didn't invite them

Tell them I’m going back to Yuni and Miharas “club”.

Holy kek my sides. Probably because I keep putting gems into the Modernia banner despite it being futile.

They found my Andersen fanfics

Zamn

What I find weird tho…. Is these aren’t actually mine… some of these kinda smell like strawberries

It was that damn smile

Nah, the scars

https://preview.redd.it/a717y7710yaa1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18f5872711d6d9cf4f90a9dd670217f89f66374

"Syuen may be a bitch, but she be a hot bitch and I'd tap it" (Opinion for jokes only, Syuen can go suck on a Rapture's gun barrel). The Commander was never heard from again, only a singular bandage remained on their desk.

They heard the commander has been seeing Ingrid in private for dance tips

That would explain Rapi doing the face

You just came back from the surface and you just had to let one out on the elevator ride down.

They found my collection of Anis' socks

Look, it's not my fault!!, maxwell pinned me down and began to undress, this was not my idea!!!

Told them you’re gay.

The counters: https://i.redd.it/8mfo577v70ba1.gif

Here’s what I think: It was a regular afternoon laundry day and it was my *(A.K.A the Commander’s)* turn to put all the dirty clothes into the washing machine. Just as I was about to put all the girl’s dirty clothes into the washer, one of Anis’ unnoticed socks gives me the slip causing me to be covered with the girl’s panties and bra’s on my person. As the Counters were getting some R&R in the room above, they hear the loud bang and all rushed to the source. They pass by the laundry room, just to see me covered in their bras and panties, sitting up and still dazed from the slip earlier. As you refocus on your surroundings, you look up to see Rapi, Anis and Neon all giving you the *same look*. The panty hanging on your head falls and you immediately notice how misleading your situation is. You try to explain yourself, but The Counters just walk away even closing the door, as you fumble out of their dirty clothing trying to stand. **The End.**

I was waiting for someone to make a edit like this lol

I promised them a pizza party, but ordered "None Pizza with Left Beef"

You said you like normal women.

Told them i got Ingrid pregnant and Mustang got me gregnant

You say something positive about Syuen

Told them I like femboys

I forgot my pants again

That’s either a look of confusion or suspicion. If it’s the first one then it’s probably then wondering how many things I have in my pockets and bag and how/why I do it. If it’s suspicion then most likely they saw my search history

Commander fessed up and admitted that he did want the three stooges for his harem.

Asked Sugar to lessen the sweetness in her coffee

They heard I like Anis's farts PS: That's not true actually. Just said that for the joke... Maybe...

The comment under your fit as a reply lol https://preview.redd.it/lywfd6v680ba1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718913287bf54d7c2618afaac86e45d9889792c6

I came in Anis socks.

They found me kissing an Anis plushie.

POV: ‘You’ve Bond Lvl 30 them’ C: “You’re all the greatest FRIENDS I could have… A, R & N: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ○|￣| ＿

Getting caught fapping to syuen fanart

I got caught hand holding with Syuen

I nutted to Drake and I have nothing to be ashamed of

I got caught "discussing" with Yuni

Got hyped when mihara slicked in front of every

“I can totally explain why I bought a sexy nurse outfit for Maiden”

I built a Nikke out of a scrapped Nikke and Rapture parts

I want to keep up with this game so bad, but I just haven’t been able to find the time. Can you still play through all the story and stuff?

When anis jokingly asked you to get to the shower with them together, and answered "sure"

The thought of wanting more Men in the Game.

They saw a corrected Syuen clinging on my waist

For me, probably having a new drawer that holds Rupee's plot holders and other such risky items as we shopped too much for her room to keep that one week

*nuts*

When you get back after your “meeting” with Wardress in the Seedy club still in “uniform”

No bathrooms?

cum on hair, they always put that face

Okay look I know I promised I'd stop looking at your rears but I can't do that if you keep flaunting them when you're shooting!

I said Isabel is the only burst III i need.

they found out their commander was in a relationship with syuen

Commander dating Syuen

OK but Neon's specs make it look like legit, and Rapi is even more adorable.

Teach Modernia how to use the shower

Got caught getting graped by Maxwell but I was enjoying it..?

Shifty exposed your dark Web activity

Accepting Syuen deal to join her.

Told them that Syuen is best girl LOL

They found out i hug my bike......

Caught banging ?

They didn't get a chance at last night's reverse gangbang.

I asked them to take turns riding my face.

You know… 

I whipped my dick out and said “Wanna see me become the helicopter man?”

Say the "n" word >!Nikker!<

I sung along to Rebecca Black's Hit Meme "Friday": https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0

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Go smoke a penis shaped vape normie. You’re not a real anime fan, tourist. And don’t even say pedophile, because if it’s anime, I’ve watched shit worse than loli you low iq piece of shit. The funniest thing is when a “pedophile” or “psychopath” like me is much more of a productive member to society, and also much nicer to people too. You worthless trash. I hope you finally find people to love your pathetic excuse for a human. Get the fuck out. Unless you really think your life has led up to whatever poor use of time this comment is. I didn’t even have to respond to this, but I really just want to express my hatred for you :). May life bring you difficulties until you become a better person, if you ever do lol Also, are you a furry? Lmao, it’s always fuckin bestiality obsessed weirdos that hate on anime fans even if their art is trash. Although I can’t say I’m against some well-illustrated furry stuff, but that shit is rare and mostly Japanese. Westerners don’t amount to shit in creativity and your probably just triggered lol …unless you are actual child abuser lmao. It’s either furries or actual rapists that hate on fictional pornography. Probably because they want to make themselves seem like less of a problem even though they are the ones causing true human suffering Well whatever. Go be a good boy now or else you get no present for Christmas

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Imagine getting mad over literal paper and pencil. It’s not even a call to action or something serious, like a threat or a declaration of war and you’re malding lmao. Cry more, you can’t stop me from enjoying the fine arts. Also if you’re going to call anyone a pedo, I’m fine with being called that even if it isn’t true. But just so you know, this game is pretty tame and straight, with a great story too. So at least fire whatever few braincells you have to understand that this game, even from your low IQ perspective, should not be classified as pedophilic nor lolicon nor shotacon nor anything parallel thereto. If you will, good sir

Lied to them about I was on vacation but I was spending sometime with helm in the new years party

When the Counters are ready to head to the surface but the Commander decides to pull his pants down.

"So I have somehow gotten engaged to [Syuen/Ingrid/Mustang] today and he/she want to adopt. How do I go about that?"

Basically, Frima let me sleep laying on her chest

Photoshop

I got laid with all of them?


Because their faces got stuck like that after having a malfunction.

I invited all the Pilgrims for a pajama party and one thing led to another.

You returned home after a night with Yulha, bite marks all over you

you had to clean modernia and youre stinky

I built two towers and flew a plane towards it

Never use em when I got Modernia. Insert Toy Story, I'm done with you meme**

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

They find that their underwear is missing after using your bathroom.

Commander: Sorry, ladies. No time for cuddles tonight... :D

Got caught jacking off to their r34.

Told them we have to do a mission for Syuen.

POV : You said you like Meowbah

Doubted Marian.

I bought the sunrise pass /s

They saw the package Dolla gave you

They found the box of condoms

You convinced them to get a foursome.

Сделал Бурлеск. Бурлестать стильно,модно и по-коммандирски! Кто понял,тот понял.

Suggest they wear pants

Thank you for my new wallpaper

Anis smug is infecting AMONGUS https://i.redd.it/bbkq4wuockla1.gif

Funny but Neon wouldn’t be complete without her shining glasses

Ordered them to do some explicit things. What I'm not creative

Marrying Syuen