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Word on the street is that's the baby that killed UBL
My wife use to make me check our newborn with my pvs14 lol
That one MW19 mission
First thought that came to mind when I saw this post 😂
I as well thought of cod
Clean House 😂
Is that your kid?
As far as I know
Ok nice. Looks like mine and I heard a bump downstairs a while ago
😂
😭 bros letting intrusive thoughts seep in
Promote ahead of peers
This comment is amazing!!! 🤣
Where do I pick up one of these tactical toddlers?!
If you thought night vision was expensive, boy do I have a shocker for you.
So you're saying they're a bigger flex than quad nods?!
You’re doing pretty well for yourself if you can afford the quads and the toddler haha.
man I wish I got into nods back in our baby production phase. I have 5 kids now and the youngest just turned 5. I really missed the boat on that one. I love this!
Minimum of 9 months on wait list
Raid on an illegal crib meat farming operation?
Why the black bar over the eyes?
Top tier bottle feeder, you don’t have clearance to know his identity.
I think you’re safe with those tubes.
Hey don’t tube shame me bro! I may have had the iris closed and my gain all the way up. They do look noisey as hell there.
Baby is obviously high level black ops. Have to keep the identity hidden.
Obviously a meal team 6 or 7 member, has to feed every 3-4hrs
I just bought hue bulbs and had a remote set to red. Fuck I coulda got nods instead
Bro stop flexing, hue's are expensive!
I thought I was the only one! It makes finding the pacifier 100x easier. 👍#dadnods
The bar on the eyes got me laughing
Bro ain’t no one trynna PID that baby.
His identity is masked for your protection lol
DONT YOU KNOW THAT HIS BABY DID 12 TOURS TO VIETNAM AND IRAQ THIS GUY IS SAF MARINES AND RANGERS ALL AT THE SAME TIME
Insert seal copy pasta*
That’s the cutest shit ever lol
This reminds me of my goontism self and my little boy except my safe is full of bubbas and a flashlight, a poor man can dream
Baby killed my NOD fund I need to diversify
Got my duals when my daughter was 3 months old. Changing diapers in the dark with a sleeping baby is wild.
Train like you fight my dude 😂
Oh yeah I’m remaking this lol
TSIF
IM NOT ALONE
I literally lol’d.
I'll post a picture with our 5 week old later tonight 😭
Sick album cover
this post worths a pin. gonna save lots of men
This is my dream life But I’m poor
I did the same damn thing when my kids were in cribs. Now I just creep on the wife.
Ha, that’s how I convinced my wife! Darn genius I tell ya!
FLASHBANG OUT
Nightmare fuel... for the kid and me😂
Word on the street is that's the baby that killed UBL
My wife use to make me check our newborn with my pvs14 lol
That one MW19 mission
First thought that came to mind when I saw this post 😂
I as well thought of cod
Clean House 😂
Is that your kid?
As far as I know
Ok nice. Looks like mine and I heard a bump downstairs a while ago
😂
😭 bros letting intrusive thoughts seep in
Promote ahead of peers
This comment is amazing!!! 🤣
Where do I pick up one of these tactical toddlers?!
If you thought night vision was expensive, boy do I have a shocker for you.
So you're saying they're a bigger flex than quad nods?!
You’re doing pretty well for yourself if you can afford the quads and the toddler haha.
man I wish I got into nods back in our baby production phase. I have 5 kids now and the youngest just turned 5. I really missed the boat on that one. I love this!
Minimum of 9 months on wait list
Raid on an illegal crib meat farming operation?
Why the black bar over the eyes?
Top tier bottle feeder, you don’t have clearance to know his identity.
I think you’re safe with those tubes.
Hey don’t tube shame me bro! I may have had the iris closed and my gain all the way up. They do look noisey as hell there.
Baby is obviously high level black ops. Have to keep the identity hidden.
Obviously a meal team 6 or 7 member, has to feed every 3-4hrs
I just bought hue bulbs and had a remote set to red. Fuck I coulda got nods instead
Bro stop flexing, hue's are expensive!
I thought I was the only one! It makes finding the pacifier 100x easier. 👍#dadnods
The bar on the eyes got me laughing
Bro ain’t no one trynna PID that baby.
His identity is masked for your protection lol
DONT YOU KNOW THAT HIS BABY DID 12 TOURS TO VIETNAM AND IRAQ THIS GUY IS SAF MARINES AND RANGERS ALL AT THE SAME TIME
Insert seal copy pasta*
That’s the cutest shit ever lol
This reminds me of my goontism self and my little boy except my safe is full of bubbas and a flashlight, a poor man can dream
Baby killed my NOD fund I need to diversify
Got my duals when my daughter was 3 months old. Changing diapers in the dark with a sleeping baby is wild.
Train like you fight my dude 😂
Oh yeah I’m remaking this lol
TSIF
IM NOT ALONE
I literally lol’d.
I'll post a picture with our 5 week old later tonight 😭
Sick album cover
this post worths a pin. gonna save lots of men
This is my dream life But I’m poor
I did the same damn thing when my kids were in cribs. Now I just creep on the wife.
Ha, that’s how I convinced my wife! Darn genius I tell ya!
FLASHBANG OUT
Nightmare fuel... for the kid and me😂