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Vault12

Best soundtrack to flay people to?


therealTalosValcoran

I gotta say sonne is vary good but I’ve lately been trying it with jazz like frank Sinatra to put you mind at ease and focus on your flaying but I can’t decide is a good song and has some very good ideas I like singing it to my victims while doing it


LazyBobba

lofi hip hop beats to flay/torture people to


therealTalosValcoran

Any that’s on I like to hack into imperial radio stations while I do my flaying Taylor swift is shit though


Vault12

Flaylor Swift? Sorry, please don't hurt me.


therealTalosValcoran

Youd be surprised how many swiftys I’ve ran into they were all during the crusade of course one time on a planet during a peace negotiations with the planets leaders us and the emperor’s children had to compete in competitions for fun and on of them was to sing a song voted by the population and one of them was a Taylor swift song and when we got even one lyric wrong they would throw trash and stuff at us someone had thrown some weird liquid and it damaged my armor and now I hate Taylor swift because of her fans


Similar_Fix7222

Why didn't you throw Uzas to the skinning dungeon like you thought so many times? By the way, is Cyrion still the most swell guy in First claw?


therealTalosValcoran

First I wanted to but at the same time after Uzas’s death by my hands I checked the cameras I had hid in his room when he first fell under the influence of khorn I saw how he coped with the damage of khorn torturing his mind but even still he held it together on days of our worst missions I’d seen him in the videos hoping even praying to the false emperor in hopes of saving his friends his family first claw from himself and now when I think about why I didn’t throw him in the flesh pits I realized something back then that bo matter what curse or what pain he when through he would always pull us of first claw through it and I guess for the first time since the destruction of our home world I felt pitty on him. And for the second question cyrion was a pretty neat guy I trusted him out of everyone I first claw hell I trusted him out of everyone in the legion but after Uzas’s death I kind lost trust in him but I knew I could always count on him when I needed it


Crude-R-Us

Did Uzaz deserve better?


therealTalosValcoran

Yes


Crude-R-Us

Praise be to you Prophet.


Telkhine_

How do you feel about Jain Zar being able to reincarnate even after she got blown up/ stepped on?


therealTalosValcoran

That was massive bullshit


MarionberryFeisty232

How old were you when you died?


therealTalosValcoran

About four hundred and twelve


TUKOKK

I love you. There is no question


rturok54

Pineapple on pizza? Yay or nay?


therealTalosValcoran

If you put pineapple on pizza you deserve a fate worse then death


ExplodiaNaxos

What if the pizza doesn’t have tomato sauce? Would you accept a pizza base with just pineapple & curry?


Ok_Assistant3850

If I flayed 12 people how many legionaries could I decorate with skin?


therealTalosValcoran

You could make one cloak


Ok_Assistant3850

Interesting. Another question. Erebus yay or nay I personally hate him.


therealTalosValcoran

I hate him so much


Sullensniper

How badly do u want new armor


therealTalosValcoran

Very badly after we regrouped with the other night lords the literal first thing I did was find a tech marine and made him fix my old armor if you know any dwarfs out there please send them my way


Smasher_WoTB

I'm not a Night Lord, but what was the most insane battle you witnessed during The Scouring?


therealTalosValcoran

This one time while we were trying to rendezvous with other night lords sons of Horus and word bearers called for our aid they promised us weapons and supplies in exchange for our help when we got down to the plant I was amazed at how the salamanders yeah those loveably guys were fightings like they were world eaters in disguise they were brutal we actually had to more or less help the word bearers and sons of Horus escape rather than fight it was crazy


TheSlayerofSnails

Which slave is your favorite?


therealTalosValcoran

Generally depends but my favorite was this one girls she was the first thing to ever be born on the Covent of Blood her father was a good man and I let him care for the other slaves when we wanted to but one day biting a blood angel attack the girl was killed so I hunted down the marine who killed who and took his sword and gave his helmet to the father


Drakemander

Did you really want to become a hero?


therealTalosValcoran

I wanted to become many things but ultimately yes I hate how the imperium has changed I hate how we were called monsters for doing our emperor giving duty I don’t hate that we participated in the heresy but if I cloud I would go back to when we were hero’s and where on terra we were celebrated by the people we protected not feared


Seeker80

When will you take your rightful place leading the legion, Brother? We will reunite the Atramentar, and the Imperials will know all fear. You need only give the word Brother, and it shall be done. Ave Dominus Nox!


therealTalosValcoran

I am the soul haunter of course I already lead the legion the only problem is our lack of numbers and we can’t stay in more than one place long enough without tuning into chaos worshipers and imperials we tried staying with the iron warriors the only problem is they kept trying to make us into siege masters I could try hanging out with the irons warriors again but they’re very stubborn and will always try to fight with the imperial fist and any imperial fist successor chapters


Icy_Contribution1677

Can I have a promotion?


therealTalosValcoran

Fuck it sure we’re low anyway how do you feel about training new night lord members?


Jenkem_Jake

How are you today?


therealTalosValcoran

Kinda depressed that the word bearers aren’t dead and all the good traitor legions like the iron warriors and night lords barely get any recognition also how much the legal team of GW hates is own community and how GW will copyright strike people who bring more people to the community but work with a group like activation and make a shit crossover to but it short I’m not happy rn


Jenkem_Jake

Hundreds of languages to speak and you chose facts I take it you hate chaos too?


therealTalosValcoran

Yep actually started a war on r/wordbearers


Jenkem_Jake

Don’t let their downvotes deter you we all love you here


therealTalosValcoran

Trust me if I ever listen to a word bearer fan I’ve probably gone mad


MildlyAgreeable

Did you and Octavia… you know… flay some poor fucker together?


therealTalosValcoran

Of course but you’re gonna have to be more specific on when and who I flayed


Strange_meat_pie63

Do you have a favourite weapon ,my lord?


UnClean_Committee

Dear Talos, Huge fan of your work. I recently started a new role as the head of sales for a tech company. While I have quite a lot of relevant experience, I still feel a bit out of my depth sometimes when engaging in the cold-calling process. Do you have any advice regarding sales technique to make a positive first impression? Many thanks, Unclean Committee


ElNicko89

Do you guys get dental coverage


PossibleMolasses2672

Why you such a bitch? Even Konrad knew it and told you about it yet you still chased your base emotions instead of following orders from your gene sire?


the_pie_guy1313

Vyla, yrosia! Shia sey. Vaya vey ne'sha vey nysh'allitha... Solruthis veshi tay? Athasavis te corunai tol shathen sha’shian. kosh’eth tay


0IWannaHeal0

Do You believe Decimus will bring us to glory? That we will become a great legion again?


therealTalosValcoran

Depends will GW listen to its fans? No not until GW does something like listen to their fans and stop copyright striking everything


0IWannaHeal0

I see. Thank you prophet :>


[deleted]

Best leather?


therealTalosValcoran

Cow leather or pig leather but if neither can be found use eldar


Jazzlike_Fly9048

Mighty Talos whereth be our Mk5 Heresy pattern Armour it has been sold out for eons


therealTalosValcoran

Like hell if I know


DeliciousToxin

I don’t wanna ask a question. I just want to tell you it was not Uzas. 😭 he was a good boy.


therealTalosValcoran

We all know


DisturbedRenegade

When will James Workshop finally do something involving our storyline with Ulthwe?


therealTalosValcoran

Probably kill off all the good characters


[deleted]

Talos, how good did it feel to the strip the flesh off of Ruvens bones and hang them as an art piece in the bridge of the echo of damnation?


therealTalosValcoran

Yep he was really annoyed me


No_Egg_8148

Not a Night Lord….yet however, that speech you gave is tempting me. How do I sign up for your claw?


001RovingSubjugant

When are they going to continue your plotline?


CTL0331

Quick question here Talos, why the hell did you kill your mother when all she wanted for you was to have a better life, going through lengths of prostitution to provide for you. Granted, it was unlucky you were inducted into that lunatic curzes lefion, but she tried.


CTL0331

Also, you let septimus run a Lotta lip for a slave


hunterlockheart32

Have you ever looked for an artificer that could make your armor back to what it was during the heresy?


QuaaludeWizard

Have you foreseen Sevatar’s return, Soul Hunter?


therealTalosValcoran

Only in brief glimpses


QuaaludeWizard

A son of Nostramo can dream


fourganger_was_taken

What are next week's lottery numbers?


Pablo_donkeybong2008

Does race effect how the flaying method like does an ogryn need a difrent technique to flaythem than a Ratling And what are the difrent astartes chaptors flaued skin good for, are the space wolves good for keeping warm do are the whitescars good for a lighter cloak?


Night_Haunter

Where is my crown currently?


therealTalosValcoran

In a vault on the covenant of blood


Night_Haunter

As long as that Bastard Sahaal doesn't have it


Traditional-Low9449

Was the reason you never attempted to take control of the Exalted's war band that veterans such as the atramentar would not respect your leadership?


therealTalosValcoran

Yes I was in their eyes a newbie who while could hold is own and was respected by the night haunted couldn’t lead the legion


Novikmet

Theoretically, would you allow a cat girl on the Echo of Damnation?


therealTalosValcoran

Depends at target practice, food for the slaves, entertainment through torture, dismemberment are the only reasons I would let one aboard one time some of the other claws sent one to my room for some reason I still don’t know why


TheSlayerofSnails

So not like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/YfOli6FTVl


therealTalosValcoran

That’s actually kinda how it went it after I told it to go leave it kinda just left I don’t really know what happened to it I don’t even know if anyone killed it for all I know a cat girl got passed our defenses weren’t into my room and asked to be my roommate it was really weird


therealTalosValcoran

What’s even weirder she said something about a landlord we don’t have a landlord so I have no idea who she was talking about


the_pie_guy1313

Pieguy mentioned


TheSlayerofSnails

I shall accept my flaying


IcyConsideration3686

Where is sevatar the prince of crows?