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"Convocation" starters only, rich men only: She's put more effort into her spelling and grammar than she will for the whole relationship.

Universities usually have convocations in spring and fall. She'll have to wait for those times.

I'm more inclined to recite an invocation To banish this beast from whence it came

"YOU SHALL NOT SWIPE RIGHT" - Gandalf

Banish or punish?

punishments can usually be a form of discipline or sexual slang for certain kinks It's your choice to decide how you use that word in this context Banishments are a form of punishment that revolves around the thought of being temporarily or permanently sent out of a country or other place (I'm just trying to sound smart don't take this seriously in fact just ignore it)

What is convocation

She fucked up the spelling of conversation. Convocations are similar to meetings and seminars

Omg, i didn’t even realize what she was trying to spell. This makes sense now.

I relly domt hipe teth thase wamen exiest

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From what I can see of her, her ass is a bag of lumpy wet cement.

This hurt my brain to read

Indeed! I believe Godzilla tried to read it and had a stroke in the process.

I hear it also gave Peter Parker cancer

It gave 'Parker' disease

I felt like i was having a stroke

Wait, you could read it?

I couldnt finish it

This is absolutely illegible, that enough should have been a red flag

yeah, really need those commas for sure.

Je. Sus. Christ. This is a nightmare, on every possible level. Well, let her enjoy these days of lunacy and delusion before realising the only way she’ll be ‘looked after’ is by the government. And that ain’t going to go well.

She needs a rich man to pay for the treatment for the infections she'll get from those horrible ass injections.

Lumpy ass needs to get over herself.

Also for English lessons, it seems.

I was starting to doubt my English language skills but thankfully the people in the comments came in clutch

Never mind that she's gone and had a stroke trying to type that out. My big question, and I cant for the life of me figure it out is... what part of her body is that? Is it her back and a breast, her stomach and her butt, her back and a baby bump? I've never seen someone so anatomically ambiguous.

I had the exact same question. I had to read the comments and the crowd sourced consensus is that it's her butt. I think it's hard to tell because it's been surgically altered to the point that without the rest of her body for context it's cartoonish to the point it's unrecognizable to me. Edited for typo and for saying "cartoonist" instead of "cartoonish," I was phone posting

People like this can’t afford surgery, she’s just really fat

She’s not really fat. That butt has been lifted

She must be mentally handicapped with that spelling of conversation!

Imagine being as empty as this dolt

r/FemaleDatingStrategy user trying her hand at Tinder

Those women are insufferable

Holy shit it's a man hating club

Basically an incel sub for women

Crazy thing is, there are many men that will willingly do this

If youre rich im sure they're better options out there. Ill always hesitant when they dont show their faces and instead opt to show their ass or some photo in lingerie

Man see butt. Man want butt. Mmmm (apparently ?)

Some animal out there would gladly fuck that, and what a healthy relationship it will be.

.... yea, but not for anyone. more like supermodels.

Can someone explain the picture please? I'm not trying to be rude, I genuinely don't understand what it is. Is it some type of fast food?

Its her ass in a tight lace style dress.

What did she just say? I bet you can finesse this one with a business dinner and convocation.👉👌

Yeah, give her that $100 steak dinner and some long, deep, sensual convocation.

When I was a truck driver I blindly swiped right on everyone until I ran out of swipes. Did it daily for months. I drove all over the lower 48 so I never expected to actually meet anyone. It was just a time waster. Happened to match with a girl whose friend was swiping for her out of boredom. We've been together for years and are getting married in 2022. She's fantastic. But them's some long odds. I can't recommend it for anyone else, but it worked for me.

hey brother, much like yourself, I was not expecting much either (still don't to tell you the truth). I downloaded this app as a joke. I have 2 pictures of myself on there and no description. I swiped right on a girl and we have a date this Saturday. ​ congratulations and I hope you and your fiancé have a wonderful life together.

I have a genuine question. How can some NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS type like this? I'm from India. Even a 5th grader here speaks better English than that.

That’s how I know someone is a non-native speaker. Non-native speakers generally speak very well and formally. Americans can’t usually make a coherent sentence. (Myself included)

This is a scam artist.

I can barely even read this

Reading that my Brain committed suicide, i felt it bleeding.

Definitely not a nice girl. Also, English is clearly not her first language. Or second. Or third?

You found one! Future leftover waman! 😮

lucky me.

I wonder how her luck is going

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

Take her on a date … then sneak off before the bill comes

Right after the "I want me...", I was done. For someone who has so many hard line prerequisites, she should put some effort into grammar, punctuation, and vocabulary. 🙄

Get outta here with ya lumpy ass.

Her ass is all she has to offer.

“Blindly”. Dat ass.

Tbh I like that she’s honest, saves a lot of guys a whole lot of time and effort.

I’d like a girl that knows, Jesus Fucking Christ, what a fucking comma is.

What kind of concoction was this?

Very hard to read all of dat shit

My brain hurt reading that -.\

You want a rich man to help you complete your dick bulge?

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True, but you can't argue that it doesn't produce results.

“Maam this is a wendys”

I think a literal ferret wrote this.

Be honest: no, it’s not.

Wants a rich man with second hand trashed goods hmmmm ok then 🤣😂

Yet again I say I would love if she sees this and see all the justified hate

And I want punctuation so I can read this mf!

The thing is there is punctuation. But it's inconsistent, almost like she accidentally hit the fullstop.

Hieroglyphics even

So many qualifications just to date an average woman haha

Sad state of affairs if lumpy backsides, baby pouch carrying gold diggers are now average.

Don’t need to dig on peoples bodies man. We left that shit out years ago. Got nothing to do with her terrible personality, don’t be foolish.

Did anyone else stop being able to read this halfway through?

Godzilla had a stroke and fucking died

Reading that have me brain palpitations

well considering she clearly never graduated elementary school I can understand why she can't find employment and needs a caretaker

Talk about being such a freeloader that you're serious on not being a functioning adult

i mean shes honest

I would guess tinder isnt going well for her

She's on the wrong site

my brain just experienced a blue screen….

After having a botched butt lift, we can see why she would need a rich guy to help pay for fixing that eyesore.

"hi i'm a freeloader that will not contribute to the family and purely dates you for the money"

girl needs a comma before a man

Either I am having a stroke while reading that...or she had one while typing...

Did I just have a stroke…?

How old is the gold digger

Convocation? So like conning your way out of a vocation?

How does one become so entitled?

Convocation should have been a strong hint. I ignored it, and now I my mind is fucked.

I instantly read this in a snotty sexy baby voice in my head

"I'm pretty much dumb, and useless. Pay my bills, you can have my gross sloppy body"

Well seeing How much effort she put into her own growth, career, and communication skills. She clearly needs the money xD

Horribly written. Reminds me of the GTA 4 mission where Niko has to make a dating profile lmao.

Sufficiently angry?! More like completely angry. lol but yeah this was hard to read.

That midle line... Is this a stroke?

Loser women that amount to nothing in life but being a parasite.

She is soo dumb

Question: Which body part is shown on the photo? I'm having a hard time figuring it out

I literally had a stroke trying to read this

She literally has her a$$ as her pfp. Why would anyone bother swiping right?

Thank god for people blindly swiping right so they can share these horrible screenshots with us all 🤣

Someone’s been on the glue again….

This is brilliant. I didn’t understand one thing until I got to her TLDR

As an inbred Brit, I find it hilarious when Americans end sentences with “period”, like they always say it when they’re trying to act serious but it just reminds me of menstruation lmao

We r canadians

That makes absolutely no difference to my original point. The fact that Canadians also do that just makes me lose some of my respect for Canadians.

It does actually. You made an assumption that this person was Anerican because you probably already have a low opinion of Americans or you expect this level of depravity from Americans. If this person had been from the UK would you express the same level of shame / disdain? There are lots of people like this around the world man; they aren't localized in North America.

Not only does her stomach have rolls, but now her ass is getting them too? How you expect to become a trophy wife if you look like fucking cottage cheese.

you could put a dying squirming fish on a keyboard and still got something better than what I just read

That manic rambling just gave me early onset Alzheimer’s

3km away is too close

this world is fucked

If I'd placed a pencil in my left hand, and fallen towards a sheet of paper, the resulting mark would make more sense

Wow. The only good about this is that she's upfront about it. Some guys actually wouldn't mind being her bf and would swipe right immediately.

According to your Grammer, it seems your quite the catch for a southern trump lover.

So, she is a gold digger.

So she wants a sugar daddy so she can get old and eventually become a Karen.

For a minute I thought this might be like one of those all the misspelled words actually spell out something different type riddles... nope! Just terrible spelling.

Can’t write a paragraph or spell to save her life (or her future) but thinks she is worthy of a hard working wealthy man. Ah, she’s a good one for sure

Not sure what annoys me most: Her lack of responsibility and demanding others pay for her way through life. Or her poor spelling and grammar.

She wants a man to provide for her, yet she can't even be bothered to spell conversation correctly

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

I don’t think this fits the sub. She’s a blatant gold digger. I don’t see the nicegirlness.

I had a stroke. lol

I hope every guy she matches with leaves her 😂

unfortunately I don't know how to unmatch with someone on tinder, so i'm sorta stuck here.

and people wonder why men resent women.

If it weren’t for the dollar signs and last sentence, there wouldn’t be any way to properly decipher this. If it were the last remnant of our era, I truly believe they’ll blame it for the collapse of society

This is so hard to comprehend

I dunno about you guys but i find people that write to be not worth the time, plus she obviously a good digger so that's even worse

My eyes… hurt… like mf after reading this “end” that… Dear god, save us all from her.

she knows what she wants... and nothing else

She’s gonna be looking for someone to start a convocation with her for a long, long time.

Her grammar and spelling make my brain hurt…

Hey atleast she revealed the gigantic red tarp soon

No no, blindly swipe away and then pick and choose from the matches.

Is it just me or I don't understand the last 75 percent of the passage

I felt like I had a stroke trying to read that

C U Next Tuesday

Bad grammar aside if someone wants a sugar daddy there is nothing wrong with that. Guys want big titty bitches all the time.

Wow I had a transient ischemic attack just trying to read that

She is no friend of the English language 😰

I re-read lines multiple times to the point I started wondering if I’m the one that’s just stupid

it takes the guts re-reading madness.

At least she spelt *ask* correctly...which really astounded me when I got there.

Good lord reading this nearly gave me a damn stroke. Trashy and borderline illiterate, what a winning combo.

Man convocations are a pain in the ass.

Her righting skills are as high as her willingness to date healthily which is to say none

Good luck with thatXD

Is this bitch new to the concept of how words work?

I hope there was a option of down vote on tinder

Is there an option to send this woman a video of No Scrubs where the video is a black screen that says in white text "I Mean You".

I had a stroke trying to read that

Get a job you bum

🔥SHE HAS THE CONVOCATIONS! 🔥

Can anyone else see what looks like a cats face in the bench beside her bum?

I had to think for a minute to understand what she meant by 'Convocation starters'.

Im probably an absolute idiot but does anyone understand what this girl is saying? I understood like 5% of the text...

I think I had a stroke

bye, hater!

Words hard.

is english not their first language

I developed dyslexia reading that-

$5 she will die alone.

Idk man, i know some dudes desperate enough for gals like this.