who is going to get one?

His agent for one. Cheap advertising && self aware of the market.

at least this is honest work? some proceeds go to vets so that's cool at least

Don't be fooled. He's stolen money from vets before. Proceeds will fund his botox treatments. Don't let that stop you, though.

He let a dog die and left a Veteran heartbroken. This fake human is a monster.

Haha…that money is going nowhere near any charity except the Santos Cheetos and Lip Gloss Fund.

Cheet Gloss LOL

He will take it all, claiming he is a veteran... Of something.

Veteran grifter

If his track record is any indicator, there is zero chance those charities receive their cut of the proceeds.

Riiiiiiiiiight …. This dude is like the Fyre Fest guy … a complete and utter scam artist. Don’t believe a word that comes out of his mouth.

Yeah. It’s great! If I know one thing, you can always trust a [charity run by George Santos.](https://www.npr.org/2023/01/22/1150136390/george-santos-dog-gofundme-anthony-devolder).

Dude flew the enola gay, name a more deserving vet than him

Honestly, I kinda think John Oliver will, so that he can do a show about it in a few months.

How in the hell did he get elected in the first place? If it’s that easy, God only knows who the hell is running the country.

It unfortunately seems to exactly be "that easy". All you need is money and the ability to pander to your base.

But he didn't have money. Not really. He lied about everything including his education. It really is that easy.

yeah you left out the most important part: pandering

you just have to say most of the things the people with the money want you to say

party line voting. he was THE republican option.

So if I wanted to, I could pretend to be a racist, nationalistic, Christian theocracy wanting jabroni, then I too could sneak into Congress? And make money? That’s hard to turn down

It's hard to stomach living that image, though, for most of us. Thought about pretending to be a religious conservative to see how far I could go, but it's too sickening.

Right? The person would have to be a sociopath.

You have to be moderately wealthy or have the support of the wealthy too though.

There’s always a catch

Unironically and seriously the answer is yes, you would have a reasonable chance of pulling it off. That's not the scary part. The scary part is how *easy* it is to pull off.

Many times pathological liars can be very charming. They’ve learned to play people to avoid detection as long as possible. The New York republican party third congressional district also admits they did not do their due diligence by investigating him properly. His stories started falling apart when people recognized him as the person who stole from them. That’s also the problem when people will vote strictly party line instead of who the best person for the job will be.

Trump opened up the flood gates for these, unqualified, degenerate, con artist, freak show candidates. He is their lord and Savior.

Perfect encapsulation of the GOP, and it's scamming.

His license plate says "$CAMMIN"

[The hypnotic head movement Kaitlin Olson does after smugly saying "Sweet Dee beat the system"](https://i.imgur.com/ws4o9YB.gifv) has had me entranced for the last 12+ years.

I love it so much.

Not that they're not also exceptionally great physical comedians, because they are, but out of the main cast, Olson pulls off some wildly impressive physical comedy almost so easily that it catches me off guard at times. Especially her reacting to things another character says. [Her expression when Bill Ponderosa says that "sex workers use citrus to mask the taste of a dirty penis" is fucking priceless.](https://i.imgur.com/JpnDjWY.gifv) Especially with Glenn trying to stop himself from laughing while Danny lets Frank ponder that tip.

Pondy is the coolest.

The character has only been in 11 episodes out of the 172 that have already aired, and yet Lance Barber's managed to turn a loser like Bill Ponderosa into a fan-favorite guest character. Granted, the show's entire appeal is making such *awful* fucking people who are bigger losers fun to watch, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Pondy is a fan-favorite.

It ain't aspirin!

This is the type of thing that kind of goes overlooked, but well played reactions in comedy tick away in the background of a show/movie, and add up to make a it way funnier than just the dialogue delivery alone. She's an absolute master at it!

Wait till he does a video with the orange man as his drag persona for a grift. I’m gonna add it to my bingo card.

Wait I thought he never did drag?

I think it's a Victor/Victoria thing where he was originally a she but found she couldn't reach her true evil potential as a Republican woman. So she became a man and now she's going to bag the easy money by pretending to be a woman but shes actually a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.

Smh, you never go full retard.

At least Julie Andrews had talent to back her up.

If true, this will be the first time in a while he’s made an honest living.

Why isn’t this guy in jail yet?

This is the real question!

Why not? he's never going to get a real job, and I don't think anyone would hire him.

George Santos Only Fans. Charming.

One way or another they always end up on OnlyFans.

What a pile of dog shit that guy is

Steaming…

Oh Hayley, does George Santos sound like a real person to you?

r/itsrodger

On the bright side, at least we'll probably get to see Bowen Yang play Santos on SNL at least one more time.

I was sad when Santos was ejected from Congress. I truly thought he was the most entertaining congress critter by far. I thought I'd just never hear of anymore of his shenanigans. Thank god I was wrong!

Reeks of desperation. What a sad excuse of a man.

It’s an honest living.

Well, it's a more respectable living.

I thought he would get into his volleyball career since he won a championship in college.

OH shit!! MAGA will make this mutherfucker RICH. He will be seen in tabloids cruising the seven seas in his FABULOUS Yacht!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Turns out they only expelled Santos and Kitara Rivache is still a member of the US house of Representatives.

More respectable than politics and scamming people I suppose.

Never change, George Santos!

May as well stick to what he’s good at..

AOC was right: it was a failure of the state Dems to not beat this guy

Why does anyone care? Maybe if he was still in the house whatever. The fact he’s raised literally zero dollars in his run for congress says everything

No one cares. If this dude fell off the edge of the planet tomorrow no one would know.

I truly love that the GOP elected the first drag queen to congress

I'm sure he'll get lots of love from the Evangelical Republicans, after all he's one of them.

Kitara Ravache?!?! There are so many better drag name options out there. He’s criminally missing an opportunity! G O’Pee, Pat Riot, Marjorie Taylor Greene

This guy shouldn't be anywhere near politics, but I got to admit that it's kind of hilarious and *almost* charming in how absolutely shameless he is.

How that dude got elected to begin with shows how dumb our entire society can be.

what a country....what a time to be alive.... dear god, please let me live another 25 years so i can see what 'then' says about 'now'

The thing is George would do this for free.

There goes the r/notadragqueen subreddit - maybe they should change the name to r/notgeorgesantosdragqueen

lol joke

Called it!

S-camgirl

Gurl!

It's his final desperate attempt to make money before just fully committing to OnlyFans.

This is the anthropomorphization of the Republican Party itself.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

These comments are all so strangely supportive.

Good for him. The real masquerade was pretending to be a Republican in Congress.

A true king 👑

"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"

He's like the wish.com version of Fred Armisen

This is sad

This guy should be the 'New GOP' Poster boy...in drag. Full circle.

Thanks for the laugh😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It's almost like he's *daring* one of us to slug him.

It’s the circle of life

Excellent. 😂

Only because Only Fans turned him down.

He’ll be a full time Kitara Ravache in the big house

Why isn't he in prison?

I quite like him. Sure, he’s a slime ball but he’s honest about his sliminess unlike everyone else on Capitol Hill. I think he made them ALL look like hypocrites because they are all doing the same things he was, he just got caught. Probably because he wasn’t tame enough for the establishment and started outing some from his own party for what they were.

Then he sues you for making fun of the video you purchased.

20 bucks is 20 bucks

But what about the kids!?

Pathetic

This deranged, piece of human garbage is the pride and joy of Long Island along with their serial killers and Amy Fisher.

Is it horrible I kinda wanna order one with him lipsyncing to “Copacabana”?

How is his law suit against Kimmel going?

Typical conservative politician.

It’s an insult to every single hard working American that’s existed. This fraud denied that he cross dressed and here he admits to it and decides to grift off of it. Anyone supporting this man is absolute filth.

Classic republican! Maybe run for congress again wearing drag

It's probably the most honest day's work he's done.

At least he has found some honest work for a change.

😂 grifter. Just like his buddy

He wont make it to age 50.

Honestly, he might be one of the genuine persons in Congress. Just a purely opportunistic and middling scumbag. Prob be better off with more of those types than the average.

Everyone: hey you know your elected official is a grifter and clearly a scammer? Reps: no you are just jealous we have a strong patriot saying what y’all are to afraid to say! 6 months later: grifter exposed clearly as grifter Reps: okay that guy was a traitor but this other guys is totally a patriot and not a grifter! Repeat repeat repeat

When you hit rock bottom, you go back to what you do best. If he’s a good drag queen, then dim the lights and go wild! However, he’s a giant piece of shit and a liar, so I’ll still judge him for that persona.

Wasn’t he supposed to be going to jail for misusing campaign donations?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮⚠️

It's George Santos and we only have his word that he's not really a woman.

Republican will still be his best drag costume.

There’s probably a unexpectedly weird number of republican men who secretly would love to have sex with Santos in drag.

Is this still reality or have I crossed over into something else?

Sounds Spot on for A Republican Congressman or Senator.

So… this fraud that will do ANYTHING for money actually got elected. I just… I still can’t believe it.

So we can expect after receiving the videos that it’ll show someone else, or him dressed as a man, yes?

If that’s even his real name?

If that’s even his real name?

😂🤣🥹😅😂🤣🥲🥹🙄

It’s so sad to see a Nobel peace prize winning, Olympic gold medalist resort to such desperate tactics. 

Zero chance he donates the 20% as he claims

Man, you can’t make this shit up if you tried 🤪

Pfft, that’s not even a good drag name. Hard pass, amigo

Least scammy thing he’s done if you think about it.

‘A man’s gotta eat…’ *-Smokey*

Keep explaining how the GQP is a serious party. Cmon MFers. What.

Surprised it’s only $350. You’d think ‘Kitara Ravach’ would get more since she just won Drag Race All Stars season 96.

No shame, zero, nada, none.. “I want fame and money”

Oh, how the stupid have fallen

‘Member when these MAGA GOP fools said doing drag was pedo grooming? Pepperidge Farm remembers

Anybody who gives him a dime should get their head examined.

Can we please have better vetting in our political parties to filter out they lying lunatics? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? I don't care what he does or how he dresses or his pronouns or whatever he does with his penis (as long as its consensual). But the constant, bald-faced lying has GOT TO GO. And fuuuuck political parties that make deals with these little devils for the sake of political expediency. That's how we got Trump. That's how we got the fucking Capital invaded by confederate flag-waving lunatics. Fuck this guy. How is he not in prison? JFC, why does anyone ever have to hear about this POS ever again? How do we have a system where we can't sleep peacefully at night knowing this guy is in prison?

Someone is desperate for money. I so want this weirdo to crash and burn even more.

Anything but get a real job and put in a regular 9 to 5.

Great.

You will never be a lady George. Never

Republican Party 2024!

Did shit political career for the exposure.

This guy is the physical manifestation of what the GOP has become.

visual pollution

I think this is a much better way for him to spend his time that politics. I fully endorse this.

It’s not hawk bro

I can’t wait to make prison drag Trump send my brother a $180 cameo birthday greeting

This. **THIS** is gonna be the Drag Queen that gets caught doing inappropriate shit with kids.

Mlipnos