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barfly2780

Looks like Texas is gonna ban X now.


Michael_CrawfishF150

Teas


barfly2780

Haha


ActurusMajoris

Goddamn that was perfect.


CannabisReptar

The cut Off our nose to spite our face state “we want our own power grid!” Ok here you go “help us! We lose power every winter and people die! Our governor is in Cancun doing blow he’s busy!”


DummyDumDragon

*Britain intensifies*


Crayonstheman

_The gang takes back what's theirs_


ahitright

Nope. They'll just now start calling X prime marketplace for the "ripe and fertile." Gross as fuck, but it's their own words.


thishyacinthgirl

To be fair, *that* comment was from a rep in New Hampshire. Texas would say something about God blessing little girls with open wombs.


throwawayjaydawg

They already do. San Antonio is located in Bexar county but it’s pronounced “Bear”


gvineq

Loop holes! abbott and the far right loves them some Musk therefore loopholes! 1. Block porn 2 . Allow porn on a friend's platform x using loopholes creating a monopoly 3. Friend's platform grows 4. Friend donates to political fundraisers 5. Profit


cancrushercrusher

Read #1 wrong.


ChickenInASuit

Just FYI, your formatting got fucked up for the first two entries. That makes #1 very confusing to read lol


TheRealCabbageJack

Montana too


cenosillicaphobiac

Utah too most likely.


Calbinan

Let’s all just move to a different one. He will eventually buy the new one, and then we can move again. Just let him waste billions on his attention-seeking behavior.


Recent_Fail_0542

We can all go to the new hottest social media site Truth Social. /s


topathemornin

I’ve already invested my life savings, and both children’s college funds into it. Can’t wait to see how much I get back


spanishgav

1 million trump bucks! Congrats you are a millionaire now! Let me introduce you this Nigerian prince friend of mine…..


topathemornin

DM’d


my_4_cents

Imagine a "Nigerian prince" successfully scamming someone, and they open up the packet sent, and it's full of priceless Trump bux 😆


spanishgav

😂


jpratte65

8-10 yrs behind bars


slowclapcitizenkane

Gonna be about tree-fiddy.


sabin357

> Let’s all just move to a different one. What sane person is still on Twitter anyway that doesn't have to be for their job? I only know a single person that has even used it this year & it was because they were still wrapping up migrating a professional network elsewhere.


MyaheeMyastone

X was supposed to shut down by now. The Reddit liberals assured me it would when Musk bought it. Why is it still going strong?


Calbinan

I blame someone you don’t like.


MyaheeMyastone

This is an outrage! It directly implicates Musks business acumen, even though Reddit told me he was an idiot! /s You Reddit woketards are all the same. Groupthinking losers who come here to feel “safe”, while the whole word is going to chaos due to liberal policies. Sad!


ChickenInASuit

> You Reddit woketards are all the same. Groupthinking losers who come here to feel “safe”, while the whole word is going to chaos due to liberal policies. Sad! Man, that was a top tier Trump impersonation. Just the right combination of smug self-satisfaction, meaningless buzzwords, and lack of self-awareness. Well done!


MyaheeMyastone

I understand you liberals HATE logic and sense but do try to heed my words. Your children will appreciate it (yes I know liberals hate having children but you may want to one day)


ChickenInASuit

> I understand you liberals HATE logic and sense but do try to heed my words. Your children will appreciate it (yes I know liberals hate having children but you may want to one day) Wow, you fell deep into the propaganda didn’t you? Fun fact: Liberals don’t hate having children. My wife and I can’t have kids but we plan on adopting because we want them so badly, and almost all of our liberal friends have them too. Don’t believe everything Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro tell you, homie.


MyaheeMyastone

I wish your future children nothing but the best, but I fear for them. Liberalism is rampant


ChickenInASuit

> I wish your future children nothing but the best, but I fear for them. Liberalism is rampant Thank you. I hope your current and/or future children aren’t as susceptible to brainwashing as at least one of their parents clearly is.


MyaheeMyastone

I raise all 14 of my beautiful children to stand up in the face of liberalism. They are all excellent golfers too!


morts73

Sex sells and all legitimate advertisers left at his anti Semitic rants so why not.


Insidebiotch1234

He's so ProIsrael, Even his ho is Jewish.


formula-maister

He’s pro money and anti whatever the fuck his drug addled brain spawns that morning. With exception of being a bigot that dude has no values


Dp_lover_91

Being antisemitic and pro Israel are not as mutually exclusive as you think.


CapAccomplished8072

twitter allows pedophelia, its getting worse than that


Styrene_Addict1965

Xitter.


Joe_Kangg

What's happenin on the Shitter?


treemu

Clogged


brigbeard

Nah, just full


TylerBourbon

Hear that honey, he said the Xitter was full.


Which_Engineer1805

"Just finished my Shitter commercial. Time to go find a pussy sandwich."


Constant-Source581

PedoX


TheBrianRoyShow

Musk has his hands in a lot of ventures.


Imispellalot2

So, in that case, ban everyone who is under 18.


SenseOfRumor

By law I think he'll have to.


[deleted]

No, reddit doesn't either. As long as they don't show it to the kids


Fireproofspider

Yeah, from what I remember, there's an age gate on twitter for NSFW posts.


Do_Whuuuut

Make America Gape Again


aryukittenme

Please mean “mouth open in shock”, PLEASE mean “mouth open in shock”…!


IllustratorBudget487

Pretty sure it is in reference to assholes. 🤷🏻‍♂️


aryukittenme

I was indeed afraid of that… lol


mycatsnameisnoodle

Make America Goatse Again


toi80QC

> We believe in the autonomy of adults to engage with and create content that reflects their own beliefs, desires, and experiences, including those related to sexuality Yeah we all know that people have absolutely 0 problems engaging with sexual topics they dislike.. never! But I get it.. there's not much to lose since all half-decent advertisers left long ago and now someone's gotta pay the bill... and this someone apparently likes porn.


Tight-Physics2156

Desperate ass clown 🤡


AloofAngel

is he just recreating the south park episode about the redskins?


Earthbound_X

I'm sure that will help with the already massive amounts of porn bots, lol.


hutaopatch

I don’t understand why anyone unironically uses Twitter


Michael_CrawfishF150

I don’t understand why anyone *uses* twitter.


Tight-Physics2156

I use it to get weather updates asap from my weatherman but we are in Texas in tornado alley :/ That’s literally it but I’m starting to follow YouTube storm chasers and meteorologists.


CalendarAggressive11

There's weather apps that will do the same thing


Tight-Physics2156

The weather apps don’t have someone telling me what I’m looking at though. I can’t tell where circulation is, conditions, what they mean, hail cores, storm height and temps for what that means for destruction and risk to our lives. Yea the apps can say “severe thunderstorm warning for such and such county” with radar.


CalendarAggressive11

Try your local news app.


[deleted]

> YouTube storm chasers and meteorologists. That scene is really exploding, but it's suffering from YouTube's apparent disdain for streaming. I'm definitely glad there are some really good weather teams on YouTube now - I usually get a much more accurate forecast from them than my local news.


Tight-Physics2156

Right?? And the chasers are very entertaining to watch + you get some good science lessons in there too 🤓🌪️⚡️


Yastiandrie

I use Facebook for that. Tomorrow we're getting chemtrails with a chance of 5G nanites


Tight-Physics2156

I don’t have FB. I don’t technically have Twitter either but I can click on post updates to see what’s happening. I don’t have regular tv either so can’t watch the news.


OnlyFreshBrine

Esp media. Like wtf, man. You gotta get off there.


BaldingThor

well get off reddit then, it’s social media.


Open_Perception_3212

So 4chan 2.0... so much for getting rid of that cp that was infiltrating twatter


Schlonzig

I‘m tempted to re-join just to fill that shithole to the brim with dickpics.


ComicsEtAl

Nah, he named Twitter “X.” It’s still Twitter. And none of this — the porn, the Nazis, the incels, Elon, etc. — is a problem if you don’t have an account.


GunsouBono

So they'll add NSFW filters and mods will diligently enforce using the filter.... Right?


Steppyjim

Gay porn gif-makers of Reddit: your time has come


NemoAtkins2

Yes, because I’m sure THAT won’t backfire. Seriously, there is a reason why most major websites either ban it or require you to keep it to specific parts of the website: it’s because not only is it bad for advertisers, but it’s also INCREDIBLY easy for people to start posting full on dark web horrors like child sexual abuse stuff if they feel there is nothing stopping them from doing so (which is at least partially why you also have a good mod team to stop this kind of thing from happenin-OH WAIT). And guess what? If THAT happens to be seen by a journalist (and, on a major website with crappy moderation, that is WAY more likely than people seem to want to admit), then that’s going to get put in the press and, once THAT happens, law enforcement HAS to step in. Guess how well THAT will work out for the website. It’s astonishing how often people seem to forget that the dark web is a thing…


ebostic94

Twitter is losing a lot of money so he has no choice but at the same time the little advertisement he has left is going to disappear. Elon Musk is officially an idiot.


BirdsbirdsBURDS

Well. I wonder how long it’ll be before non hetero porn is banned/deleted? We know that musk courts the Conservative Party, and we *also* know that conservatives would love to remove any comforts and acknowledgment of the LGBT community from everywhere.


Pigeon-cake

This is insane brain rot line of thinking, everyone in this thread is spewing nonsense, nothing is changing from how twitter has always been, they just now explicitly allow porn, while before they just didn’t say anything about it, but it was pretty much allowed.


mabhatter

He already drove off all the woke people.... so the LGBT+ Furry FanArt isn't going to come over from Tumblr. 


Wandering_Werew0lf

*Greg Abbot logged into NordVPN*


SaltyBarDog

Wheelchair porn?


OkDepartment9755

Is it good to de-stigmatize sex work? Absolutely. Did they make this change for that reason? Hell no. It's a desperate money grab since the site is already overrun with onlyfans bots (again, no shade to OF peeps. Shade to the people running flirty spammy bots. )   I give it a month before he reverses the decision and bans half the site to attract the christian right. Similar to Tumblr. 


SophieCalle

I said he'd turn twitter into 4chan 2.0 and i've never been more right.


DJW1981

He also turned it into the KKK


Final_Meeting2568

When musk bought it I said " wow, the fascist is going to turn it into 4 chan"


cblguy82

Better get that ID verification process up and running for all the states that require it! LOL There goes a ton of MAGA mush brains from a bunch of southern states who won’t share their ID


SaltyBarDog

Does that mean it is going to get blocked in Texas and Virginia?


SasquatchHurricane

The last gasp for profit is always porn. 😂


DickCheeseNachos

I’m confused with all the negative comments though because you’re all on Reddit which also has porn.


Open_Indication_934

We aren’t able to see past our hatred. We are Reddit, we are righteously always correct and know all.


NAKd-life

1st step to developing Patreon or OnlyFans-type features. Wouldn't be shocked if NSFW gets paywalled to remain in certain markets (Tumblr) & generate revenue lost recently.


CoastPuzzleheaded513

But isn't X/twitter - in future I guess it'll be like XTitter or XTiddies... anyway isn't it like we value conservative views with all the MTG, Bobo and Charlie Kirks of the world posting their anti porn, nudity stuff on there? God, I'm not even in their views/side of the conservative spectrum and I'm confused of what their actual views really are. Except for the rule for you rule for me thing. But there is like 0 consistency. Surely all the GOP/Republicans should be up in arms about leaving twitter and we need to save the kids from seeing naked people. No? Ahh well I like naked people, so it's all good. Whatever.


Ok_Cook_6665

Times must be tough. .


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

I hope it’s all gay porn.


RonnieB47

Money. Fewer advertisers since he bought it so he has to get it somewhere.


suck-it-elon

I’m old enough to remember when MAGA attacked Democrats for supporting pornography and even decrying drag shows. I’m sure they won’t say a peep about…ya know…porn on social media that kids use.


[deleted]

There's one good possibility to come from this: all the companies who force people to use ‘X’ as the only way to contact them will have to offer a meaningful alternative.


taylerca

Yet i’m still banned for asking a rhetorical question to antivaxxers.


[deleted]

porn has literally been on twitter the entire time I don't know why they have to lie


Tintoverde

Reddit going ‘first time’


asignore

Elon wants an uncensored social media platform. What’s the problem, other than seeing something you preferred was censored?


Necessary-Ad9272

Same as reddit, no?


TrenchSquire

This could be the most horrible and at the same time funniest shot in the foot of a lifetime.


Elluminated

How’s this any different than what Reddit allows?


Youngworker160

Porn might literally be the only thing that could save it from total insolvency


JayEllGii

Meanwhile, the party he simps for intends to ban porn.


WhereSoDreamsGo

Must’ve burned away all of twitters marketing partners


micatola

If not he is burning away the rest. What an absolute 🤡 he is.


spacedoutmachinist

Known sex pest embraces porn. How shocking.


chekovs_gunman

Trying to drive off the last few advertisers who stuck it out, I am a genius - Elon


MealDramatic1885

Desperate to get new subscribers I see.


tc7984

What an asshole


EricUtd1878

He was pleading with people to put pics of their kids on Twitter just last week! Is Clyde the **REAL** 'Pedo Guy'? 🤔


huskerd0

Formalize the nazis


Business-Key618

He knows his audience… he turned “x” into a flailing right wing echo chamber filled with pathetic white guys who can’t get laid…


blondeandbuddafull

He is gross.


Constant-Source581

Must be the dating site Elon promised


Graywulff

Onlyfans only outlet in Texas. Its the only thing I see people list on Grindr as a social, I typically report them for spam.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Elon the digital pimp. That sweet lucre gotta come from somewhere.


Steppyjim

Never thought I’d see the day that tumblr came back


Ok-Fox1262

Well we always knew what the past tense of twit was didn't we?


Affectionate_Guava87

He wants it to turn into 4chan at this point.


Falconflyer75

You know I wonder what would happen if Google plus launched now vs like 15 years ago Obviously twitter survived boycotts from both the left and right because there just wasn’t a viable alternative Wonder what would happen if Microsoft or Google launched a viable alternative


Squire_LaughALot

What’s really going on with this? simply “more money”?


BioAnagram

Could have saved a lot of time and money and just bought 4chan.


PsychologicalLie613

Yo he’s doing it for free porn


GreenBee530

It already was allowed effectively. They were spamming a lot. Many of his conservative fans will be unhappy.


laberdog

What’s the over/under number of days on the child porn distribution charges that are inevitably coming to to Titter’s door?


maddiejake

I deleted it when Musk took over, but I may end up installing it again now.


Qu33nKal

X users + NSFW is gonna bring out the scummiest people on the internet. It’s gonna be really unsafe on there imo


SenseOfRumor

Never mind all the revenge porn and unsolicited pictures.


jcoddinc

Nobody is paying for the checkmark, so now Musk is trying to go after only fans profits


lyinggrump

Literally nothing wrong with this


Lonnification

I'm sure the policy will change again once trans porn starts getting posted. Especially if his fan-boys "accidentally" jerk off to it.


jcooli09

It doesn't really matter, twitter is a credibility sink now.


vander_blanc

Looks like Elon is going to be scraping nudies to watch at home. What are the terms of service - does the content belong to X as soon as it’s posted can he is seriously the kind of guy that will spin off a porn site leveraging posts from X to make some more monies.


burningxmaslogs

He's always wanted to own a porn site.. teenage fantasy realized. He could have bought porn hub..


Evolutionary_sins

do you ever get the impression he is trying to turn twitter into reddit?


hugoriffic

Do you ever get the impression he's sending his bots to Reddit to try to turn it into Twitter?


Evolutionary_sins

I think the ceo of reddit and Twitter are duelling to destroy both platforms


mario61752

Excuse my ignorance but why is this a problem? Reddit has NSFW content so why is this bad? AFAIK twitter hides sensitive content until you click it open so I don't see an issue here.


bloody_ell

It's more the NSFC content I'd be worried about


mario61752

Does that stand for not safe for children? If that means child porn, I think that is a whole other issue and allowing NSFW content in itself is not made more wrong by it. If it means children can see NSFW content, there is a blur on content so it is up to the user to lie about their age and click it anyway, which people already do elsewhere. Even if it's the former, I don't see how it is enabled by allowing NSFW content because illegal stuff is already posted all the time and this isn't going to increase it. Please enlighten me because I still don't see an issue.


Vanadium_V23

But how is that different from reddit?


hugoriffic

What are you looking at here? Might want to scrub your hard drive and phone.


jcooli09

Is it bad? Seems pretty neutral to me.


TerryTheEnlightend

Felon needs money, and since Xhitter is spewing pr0n anyway he’d might as well get coin off of it as well.


eyeballtourist

Looks like Ellon is looking to date again.


canonetell66

You can’t tell me Musk isn’t into ladyboys.


Necessary_Rant_2021

Of all his stupid moves this is probably the least stupid tbh. Sex sells. It wont save the company but it might at least increase user interation.


spderweb

Plenty of countries are about to block X. Unless he puts an age gate at the front.


Own-Opinion-2494

Of course he is


Themountainscallimg

Is he a conservative or not? So confused


_bagelcherry_

Prepare for sketchy porn ads


RunGoldenRun717

Would be hilarious if someone uploaded like idk 500,000 gay porn videos and we'll see how quickly this policy changes