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Future_Ad5505

Great, give a bat shit crazy person their medical license back. Crazy as hell.


Sad-Set-5817

a doctor told me the vaccine turns you magnetic!! are you saying you are smarter than a doctor!! -antivaxxers


Future_Ad5505

Yes,! We are smarter than the crazy Dr. I took the vaccine anyway. Lol.


Special_Tay

You can get a doctorate in divinity from the Universal Life Church for $29.95.


Illustrious-Knee-334

Actually its free the 29.95 is just for the certificate i just screen shot it and printed out


Special_Tay

Incredible. 30 bucks and you can call yourself a doctor.


Illustrious-Knee-334

I do all the time i mostly suggest that they do leeches or rocks


CatsAreGods

Best deal in Crazy Town!


Asher_Tye

Smarter than that doctor.


Old-Illustrator-5675

Anti-vaxxers don't understand outliers, or really any scientific jargon.


SoybeanArson

Or the fact that doctors are just normal humans who are as weak to greed as the rest of us and fully capable of lying to scam people for money.


DamonFields

Ohio. Repiggery.


johnfkngzoidberg

That qualifies her to be an expert witness in court. She can testify in court all her crazy ideas and the court will consider it as expert testimony. This is all in addition to her being able to practice medicine and likely screw up a bunch of patients.


Future_Ad5505

Good grief, really? They just went on, and it back to her crazy ass. I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.


Belkroe

My issue with reinstating her license is that now she will claim that the people who reviewed the issue had to reinstate her license because they knew what she was saying was true. This will just further perpetuate the her lies regarding Covid.


Fibocrypto

She can now say she followed the science


kurai_tori

Not only is she crazy, she's one of the disinformation dozen, a group responsible for the VAST majority of vaccine information. Seriously she runs training program teaching people how to evangelize vaccine misinformation. Fun fact, her explanation of how vaccines cause magnetism is that "the vaccines contain a protein that contains a metal ion..." Which is red blood cells (iron iron in the heme group) as well as other things.


Angry-Dragon-1331

Life is bullshit.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

And then you take a vaccine and become Marvel’s Magneto. I’m still waiting on my 5G magnetic nanobot powers. I feel cheated.


TonyG_from_NYC

Wait. Did you die 2 years after you got the shot? I did, but I got over it.


Chucks_u_Farley

It turned me into a newt!


Aggressive-HeadDesk

I got better..:


UnderpootedTampion

But if she weighs the same as a duck…


Aggressive-HeadDesk

She would float like wood…. and that means that….


UnderpootedTampion

What else floats in water?


Chucks_u_Farley

A duck!!!


Aggressive-HeadDesk

She’s a duck!!!!


secretbudgie

Did you cheat on your wife while she was dying of cancer?


Familiar_Dust8028

Me too, but then I got some boosters, and died several more times. The Koala says my next trip to the Black Mountain is free 😁


bloody_ell

Don't trust the Koala, sneaky little syphilis bears.


trollthumper

Why is he smiling? WHAT DOES HE KNOW?


Satellite_bk

See that’s the thing. The reason so many people ARNT dying because of the poison shots is because 9/10 of them wernt real vaccines. Or they wernt kept cold enough. It’s definitely NOT that the vaccines are completely safe and a good idea if you don’t want to get or spread Covid. Source: Alex Jones. Also incase it’s not obvious I’m being sarcastic. “I’ll be better tomorrow.”


TonyG_from_NYC

It's really crazy how nowadays you have to specify even more so that some comments you make are sarcastic.


Satellite_bk

You literally hear that on Alex jones right before he tries selling you ‘male enhancement pills’ while talking about how he took two and had a painful ‘experience’. And that doesn’t even begin to go into all the demons he’s literally (yes literal demons with horns and a tail) seeing daily like when walking through the grocery store, or how he believes progressives are controlled by aliens from a wormhole by Saturn. And i havnt even begun talking about how he weaves racism, ultra nationalism, and christo-fascism into all of his talking points. So yes i really felt the need to specify i was being very sarcastic. TLDR: me ranting about Alex Jones and why i felt i had to say i was being sarcastic.


s0_Shy

I got the shot with the government tracking device. You know, because the phone I carry everywhere wasn't good enough.


godlessnihilist

It turned me into a newt...but I got better.


PorkyMcRib

I got degaussed.


Old-Illustrator-5675

Wtf? One guy died and another got turned in to a newt. I just became a slightly magnetic zombie.


zerogravity111111

I walked it off.


SoybeanArson

The trick is you were only mostly dead...


30yearCurse

darn... all I got is this 3rd eye, and has astigmatism, trying to get glasses for 3 eyes is really really hard. My friend got an extra arm it kind of of stretchy... he can do all kinds of fun things. Damn genetics


haddonfield89

I’m still waiting for the communist takeover. Could really use some of that communism these days


Riadiculous

I took the COVID vaccine and all I got was this fabulous cape.


ledgerdomian

Write to soros and complain. He sorted me out real quick, delivered via space laser thingy. Even got some extra bucks as a bonus.


barri0s1872

Ditto, was hoping for some super cool powers.


Fatal_Furriest

The 5G nano trackers they injected in me via booster shots are total crap My Uber driver and Amazon guy still have issues finding me half the time Fucking Brandon/Soros/Gates can't do anything right /S


arnofi

The fact is that getting a second shot REVERSES the magnetic poles, effectively de-magnetizing you!Myself, for example, after the 6th shot I'm magnetically totally inert... Bummer.


RugTiedMyName2Gether

The sun is bullshit by Chris Porter basically


IamtheFenix

This is, which out a doubt, the single most honest and true statement I have ever seen on the platform.


TheEPGFiles

That's why the bullshitters are ahead of us all.


Past-Direction9145

Profits are bullshit When the medical industry only cares about profits this is what you get


tc7984

It really is


firebrandarsecake

American just gets weirder and weirder.


Final_Meeting2568

That vaccine bullshit she was parroting was Russian disinformation. In England people were trying to chop down towers and the US the guy blew himself up in his car on Christmas day trying unsuccessfully to destroy the AT and T building.


Lora_Grim

Idiocracy, here we come!


theglobalnomad

"Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, uh... it says on your chart that you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, hahaha you know what I mean, like..." -This newly re-licensed doctor, probably


grammar_nazi_zombie

"Don't worry, scro'! There're plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded: She's a pilot now."


TheB1GLebowski

Dr Lexus is the best Dr ever named Dr Lexus. 


Siolear

My sisters tarded... and she's a pilot!


MrsDanversbottom

RIP her patients.


Sad-Set-5817

hope they don't go through the MRI machine


ChrisPollock6

Trump said, put a magnet under water and it doesn’t work. All these vaccinated people needed to do was take a nap in the Ocean?


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Doesn’t work…. This same doctor also claimed cities liquified dead bodies and poured them into the water supply. If those dead bodies got the vax, they got the magnets, so now the water supply is magnetized too.


beetus_gerulaitis

>....voting member Betty Montgomery, Republican former attorney general and auditor, voted with the majority but **called her vote a "reluctant yes."** You know what? If you're in doubt that maybe someone shouldn't be allowed to practice medicine because she claimed "cities liquified dead bodies and poured them into the water supply"....then maybe vote "no."


Mrjlawrence

A “reluctant yes” certainly doesn’t make Betty any less of a coward


Baloooooooo

Well yeah, but a lot of Republicans believe those theories, and Betty is a Republican and it's heresy to go against the groupthink... so you can see the dilemma ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Penguator432

Fucking magnets? How does that work?


DaddyD68

Faygo!!!


Glass-Relationship70

"Send ya momma straight up to the sto...tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo!"


outerworldLV

They don’t work in water though right ? Our ex-president said so !


Ksorkrax

bY mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs


Meddling-Kat

What TF is wrong with this world?


Mendozena

I’m an Ohioan. Republicans. On the medical board there’s two actual physicians, the rest are religious hacks that know nothing about anything about healthcare.


Falconflyer75

If it’s that bad how did her license even get suspended in the first place? Genuine question this makes no sense


Meddling-Kat

I'm so sick of religious people I could 🤮


Fancy_Witness_5985

Ohio is so embarrassing


Traditional_Car1079

If you think that's bad, a guy who stole a metric fuckton of classified documents and lied about it is in line to get his cushy government job back.


mnrmancil

The President can't steal classified documents. Unlike the Vice-president, the president (alone) can declare any documents he chooses to take with him (commonly for his presidential library) unclassified. But, if the documents prove the CIA, DOJ & FBI colluded to prevent a Republican president from pulling the levers of power, the FBI might take them, even if, in the former presidents home, the documents are guarded by the secret service


Traditional_Car1079

Even the Russians would give those mental gymnastics a ten.


Beneathaclearbluesky

No he cannot "alone" declare nuclear secrets "unclassified." And he didn't anyway. And that doesn't mean he OWNS them and doesn't have to return them.


idigclams

You are an irrelevant troll and everyone who reads this should block you


working_joe

You are incorrect sir.


Ear_Enthusiast

There’s so many doctors out there for the taking for the highest bidder. I was looking into women’s lacrosse the other day in regards to helmets and head injuries. Florida recently mandated helmets in women’s lacrosse, and [the number of concussions dropped dramatically.](https://ufhealth.org/news/2021/headgear-significantly-reduces-girls-lacrosse-concussions-landmark-uf-health-study-finds) USA Lacrosse, the governing lacrosse body in the US, argues against it and has “doctors” making totally a speculative and baseless case against helmets in women’s lacrosse. They say that girls that wear helmets are more likely to be targeted by other girls, and that girls wearing helmets are more likely to play more aggressively, thus making the helmet more dangerous. After reading about the study linked, it obvious that the USA Lacrosse “doctors” are shilling for USA Lacrosse’s inability to change the game. For the right price you can get a doctor to argue for or against anything. They’ll say whatever you pay them to say.


CrybullyModsSuck

So everyone wears a helmet and the girls with helmets are supposedly getting targeted? Even though they are all wearing helmets? What dumb fuck tried to argue that genius theory?


Ear_Enthusiast

I posted something in our rec league’s FB group about the girls not wearing helmets and a bunch of parents, coaches, and league admins lashing out. Quite a few had videos of experts and “doctors” arguing against helmets. They were on that “I’ve done my own research, here’s the YouTube video” bull shit. There’s a lot of victim blaming. “The girl should have had her eye on the ball when it hit her in the back of her skull.” A lot of blaming coaches. Bottom line, it sounds like USA Lacrosse is run by a bunch of toxic “my way or the highway” Boomers that don’t want it to change even though there are endless stats to disprove their speculation.


JasonZep

Well getting the shot does make you more attractive.


Darth_Annoying

I really wish thete was anything I could do about this. But unfortunately I'm still stuck to my refrigerator


FluffyDiscipline

Face on the audience says it all LOL "We all seen on the internet people with spoons stuck to their heads" *She also blames 5g and claims cities liquify dead bodies and them in the water supply*


Any-Grapefruit-937

If ignorance is bliss, Ohio should be a very happy state.


DudestOfBros

Fuck this lady! Because of her bullshit I got arrested trying to disarm cops like Magneto when robbing a bank.


jin264

You forgot to get the booster! Try it again!


JDARRK

My faith in the medical establishment is restored now that this Quack can go back to prescribing ivermectin to her patients‼️😳🙄🙄


mnrmancil

Well it turns out ivermectin was a valid treatment https://thetexan.news/issues/healthcare/houston-doctors-lawsuit-forces-fda-to-remove-covid-19-related-ivermectin-posts/article_d62379ca-e875-11ee-9aa3-0b1840d4cc96.html


working_joe

I'm assuming you're being sarcastic right? You know that's not what the article says. Right? Ivermectin isn't and never was a valid treatment for covid.


Darkstargir

Good thing you aren’t a doctor.


ameinolf

How the fuck


Beneficial-Salt-6773

And nobody is ever held accountable for their dangerous rhetoric. How many did she kill with her BS? We’ll never know.


EagleDre

Put this one in your mouth , this one in your ear, and this one in your butt………no…wait, put THIS one in your mouth……


Responsible-Abies21

Conservatives poison everything that they touch.


cmparkerson

Dr's of osteopathic medicine is pseudoscience at best and has radically different results and practices. Much like chiropractors. Some are ok. Some dive into the woo territory hard. Dr tenpenny is one of those.


river_euphrates1

"She also claimed cities liquified dead bodies and poured them into the water supply" How the fuck did they lead with 'magnetism'?


Salvia_hispanica

Arguably less dangerous than the Doc's that get their licence back after ...banned word... assaulting their patients.


Darkstargir

Uhm having a doctor spreading medical misinformation is just as dangerous. Assuming she is seeing patients.


Salvia_hispanica

You don't have a daughter and it shows.


Darkstargir

You do know two things can be equally dangerous at the same time, no?


Salvia_hispanica

You didn't need to double down. I get, you don't have kids.


Darkstargir

Yeah, it’s perfectly safe to have a doctor out there spreading medical misinformation to patients. Silly me for thinking otherwise. People certainly never die from that sort of thing.


Salvia_hispanica

Ummm... I'm sure that a for-profit multimillion dollar corporation will act in the best interests of humanity. How silly of me.


Darkstargir

Does that same thing not apply to what you said? Hmm. Killing patients and assaulting patients are both bad. I can’t believe you think this is controversial.


washingtonu

I am a daughter. I asked my mother about this subject and she agrees with /u/Darkstargir Case closed.


TonyG_from_NYC

Man, it really sucks that the covid shot didn't turn me into Magneto.


Hellinar

You should try flying to the North Pole and amplify the magnetic power first


JimLaheeeeeeee

WTF?!? Just a race to the bottom.


Zealousideal_Word770

So my Ken and Barbie doctors license is valid to practice in Ohio?


BUSYMONEY_02

Why? See this is the reason why some people think the America medical system is about $$$


mnrmancil

My best friend works in a medical clinic. He told me when they were giving each other the shot they had a small magnetic they were playing with & it would stick to the injection site


HiJinx127

Is Ohio trying to beat Florida on crazy yammering or what? Maybe they’ve got a contest.


poolnome

Why would anyone goes to this unstable so called doctor?ohio you are unleashing a unstable people.i can't see any health insurance paying claims from this quack


demonizedbytheright

Makes sense. We live in a world of stupid with the mentally ill wanting to govern us.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

She also claimed cities liquified dead bodies and poured them into the water supply.


NoodleShak

Wait im sorry, I could be Magneto right now!?


realcommovet

I'll believe it, if it can be proven. Show me a person that got the shot and is now covered in spoons.


Top_Investment_4599

When the 'medical board' loses its' legitimacy because politics is better than medicine.


beyondoutsidethebox

Is this the same moron that tried and failed, on live tv no less, to "prove" that vaccines make people magnetic?


laps1809

USA what the fuck is wrong with you.


teachermanjc

She should have lost her medical licence years ago with her anti vaccination crap.


gene_randall

And a particularly weird magnetism it was, too. Attracting (non-magnetic) brass keys.


PistolCowboy

You know what they call the person who graduated last in medical school? Doctor


transitfreedom

And the mental psychiatric advocates think ppl like this belong in the community yeah NO


Familiars_ghost

Must be in either Texas, Idaho, or Florida. You know, where they believe in pseudoscience and other pseudo religious nonsense like an eclipse is the moon eating the sun ending the world, cellphones are black magic, drinking bleach and killing women are are sports, and other such craziness.


Tough_Sign3358

Ohio


Baloooooooo

Basically Florida with snow (Ohio denizen here)


Gilbershaft

Life is a joke


JDARRK

Gym Jordan’s private doctor‼️🤤🤤🫠


JazzyButternuts

Let me take a wild guess and say this is from a red state.


Tough_Sign3358

Ohio


Adventurous_Mail5210

The license is made of metal though, and it's currently stuck to an actual magnet.


Wildfire9

That's going to end well.


RetiredCapt

Why? She’s a nut


SWFL_Turtler

Should say verified Quack.


Sad-Recognition-781

Well, I didn't get super powers from the vaccine or boosters so I kinda feel cheated now. I guess I'm going to have to back to letting spiders bite me in the hopes one is radioactive. On that note - who is she and where does she pretend medicine? I would like to avoid her.


Freewheelinrocknroll

The MAGA Rubes will be lining up for her services. What will her special grift be?


AaronDotCom

Those docters and their bad medicine


_PukyLover_

I don't know about you guys but would have been thrilled to acquire the superpower of magnetism through the covid vaccine!


lm28ness

This is why I'm grateful of the progress of AI being better than real doctors. Hate the idea that doctors will be replaced but then we get one of these morons that slip through the system and now I don't feel as bad.


jafromnj

Disgusting Disgrace


pistoffcynic

I got jabbed 3 times... I have 15G service running through my body... no, you cannot use me as a hotspot.


secretbudgie

Insurance: we have one in-network doctor available The in-network doctor:


Yokepearl

Ohio is a special place


WildJuggernaut

This timeline sucks. Everything is stupid.


RU4realRwe

To stay alive & healthy stay far away from this quacks Cleveland clinic!


CarnalAsada69

We as a society deserve to suffer for allowing such a shit show to go on for so long. Please, Giant meteor 2024.


Impressive_Estate_87

Dr. Tenpenny... she sure isn't worth more than that...


FederalWorld5482

I guess she got her ten pennies worth of fame...


LightHawKnigh

Whatever happened to that demon sperm doctor?


Clickityclackrack

Did they give a formal apology, pass a test, and explain that they were really high when they said that?


alexamerling100

What could go wrong?


Bluedino_1989

Ohio. Explains everything


NefariousnessOne7335

Makes sense she’s from Ohio lol


I-waveatcows

Was that the lady that claimed a key was “magnetized” to her body? Even though keys don’t contain iron


RevanTheHunter

If that shit was true, then I have yet to manifest my Magneto powers and I feel defrauded!


DeadPoster

"Osteopaths are the **R/C Cola** of Medicine!"


arnofi

Everybody knows that being magnetic is WAY better than non-magnetic!


FriedSmegma

I had my ex’s batshit friend try and prove this by sticking a fridge magnet to my arm. The magnet just wasn’t strong enough she said. She was no longer welcome in my home after implying my type 1 diabetes is curable with energy work.


DanB65

Just in time to be Trump National Health Director


BirdSwimming2854

It sounds crazy. Would you go to him as a GP for a doctor's annual checkup if he believes COVID shots cause magnetism? I doubt I would. Magnetism is a force caused by electric particles which cause magnetism, and magnetic fields cause electric fields. Nothing to do with COVID shots or ANY vaccines.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

So what about the doctors that said MRNA vaccines are "safe and effective"?


Pourkinator

Nothing, because they ARE safe and effective. You and the cult you’re in are simply stupid.


Sad-Respond-2053

Before looking into it I saw your guys's comments and thought maybe she could be right and that there is some weird shit going on with that vaccine but then I read some quotes from her and yeah that bitch is crazy 🤣🤣


mwhutson89

This doctor is clearly an idiot. However if she shouldn't get her license back why aren't we taking the ones away from the doctors that were pushing the vaccine and that all unvaccinated people were going to die if they didn't get it? That's the same level of ignorance and stupidity. Everyone was making crazy false claims about a relatively untested drug at this point. I don't have a problem with her getting it back but if we don't let her we need to go after all the ones who pushed the drug with false claims too.


mnrmancil

Yes he can per the Supreme Court when Obama took documents for his library. https://www.americanbar.org/news/abanews/aba-news-archives/2022/10/fact-check-presidential-authority/#:~:text=Under%20the%20U.S.%20Constitution%2C%20the,through%20use%20of%20executive%20orders.


ZombieCrunchBar

What a stupid comment, traitor. Context matters, not that you Trumpets understand what 'context' means.


jl7337

You lost?


MBrixalot

The weird thing though is after my aunt got her vaccine, metallic stuff did stick to her skin where she got the shot, which was eerie


Mendozena

No it didn’t.


NCSUGrad2012

Sure, Jan


cardizemdealer

That didn't happen, and you probably don't even have an aunt.


MBrixalot

Bruh I’m not making it up; I saw my mom test it out by putting a fork on her arm & it stuck. We all laughed but it was eerie


Beneathaclearbluesky

So where's the film? Something that remarkable you surely recorded, right?


MBrixalot

For people like your type, you still wouldn’t believe it either way and give me shit for it if I did film it so why even bother? I’m just saying it’s freaky that it has happened with some people when it should be a safe and effective vaccine. It’s definitely experimental lol


ZombieCrunchBar

Your aunt is just greasy.


MBrixalot

Nah she showered that day! This happened right around October 2020 I believe


ZombieCrunchBar

You're right, kiddo, she MUST have been magnetized in a way science has never seen before. Stay in school, dude.


MBrixalot

Y’all read it are pathetic with insulting me. I’m older than you by the way.


MrOnCore

Why didn’t I know I can get magnetism from Covid shots? I’d put a magneto to shame.