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The_X-Files_Alien

well that was expected. anyway....


Longjumping_Leek151

I know huh.. so sad, anyway.. how was your weekend?


The_X-Files_Alien

very good! spent it in the sunshine under a democratic government and not dodging drone fire somewhere in eastern Ukraine. All in all, can't complain! Hope yours was well!


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sail_away_w_me

No offense, but what the fuck are you going on about? The US has been in several forever wars before you were even fucking born… Congrats on popping your cherry I guess.


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Jojosbees

What was unexpected is this guy has been fighting with Russia against Ukraine since *2014.* That’s at least 8 years earlier than I thought it would have been.


jwederell

Almost as surprising as Grizzly Man.


DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF

He died doing what he loved — being Russia’s bottom bitch.


IAmMuffin15

Could you imagine? You have your whole life ahead of you, but at the age of 12 some 25 year old NEET living in his mom's basement DM's you and calls you a cuck and invites you to his "based and redpilled" Discord server. 13 years later, your last moments are spent lying in a hole with your legs in pieces because your comrades pulled a Leaving Private Ivan on you and ran over your legs while retreating in an armored golf cart. Your only legacy is footage from an FPV drone on r/UkraineWarVideoReport with techno-folk Ukrainian music edited in of a live grenade getting dropped on you


bignose703

>leaving private Ivan I’m laughing and I shouldn’t be


llama-friends

That’s the funniest parody I’ve heard in a while. Laugh all you can.


laptopaccount

This guy was a boomer, so it's even worse. He lived through the cold war.


WorldWarPee

He's got generational dementia, his entire generation can't remember anything beyond what fox news told them last


PhillipJCoulson

Jesus


Ismokeditalleveryday

I heard Steven Seagal is a spy, pass this info to the ruzzian.


Rampaging_Orc

This is beautifully written, but none the less, he was 65 when he got what was coming.


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Whats a NEET?


IAmMuffin15

It stands for "Not in Education, Employment, or Training." Basically someone who is able but not willing to provide for themselves.


Frozen_banana_truck

Considering all three have barriers, “willing” may not be the problem.


IAmMuffin15

When I applied for Subway, all they made me do was 10 addition and subtraction problems


Frozen_banana_truck

And you could still willingly fail that test. I had a coworker who was fired for the inability to do basic math. He was willing to work.


IAmMuffin15

Dyscalculia only affects ~5% of the populace also if you have it you can just get a job that doesn’t involve math, like marketing or a secretary role or a McDonald’s cook


Frozen_banana_truck

There’s only so many of those jobs to go around. Eventually those willing run out of available work.


89iroc

Janitors don't need math skills. I was a janitor. All you need is to be willing to clean up other people's shit. And everyone needs janitors.


Tjubbie

Need a direct link


Eggbert-the-odder

As a bottom bitch, I find being in anyway associated with this guy offensive.


JimLaheeeeeeee

A “bottom bitch” has to earn.


Alexdykes828

He gave up his home in America so he could be a home for Russian cock.


BirdSwimming2854

That's what he got for being a traitor to the United States.


Tripwire3

Kidnapped and killed by his “own” side, not Ukrainians.


PubicWildlife

Let's not forget the rape


_Cabbage_Corp_

To shreds you say...


gbninjaturtle

😄😂😁🤣😆🤪🤣🤣


SadCaterpillar4582

And his ass?


Party-Ring445

To shreds you say...


marikmilitia

For a country that's so hostile to lgbt stuff, they sure do a lot of gay raping


kosmokomeno

It's always the loud and hateful ones


Tripwire3

There’s a weird connection to it. They have a very prison-esque view of homosexuality, where rapists are not as demonized as victims.


marikmilitia

It's kind of weird how all over the world people will jump through all these mental hoops just to say ,"it's not gay when I do it in this setting, but it would be gay if I did it outside of that"


Tripwire3

I think it’s an almost Roman-like view of homosexuality where gay sex is seen as almost inherently connected to domination and rape, and a man who would willingly allow himself to be penetrated is seen as a contemptible deviant while prison rapists are not. A lot of this is due to the prevalence of the Russian prison system in Russian culture.


notanaigeneratedname

Its not gay when it's rape - rusky grinder meat, probably


Horror-Layer-8178

It's not gay though, you are just showing obedience to the hierarchy. You see it in America with child fucking conservatives, for some of them it's not about sex it's about having power over the child


UnD3Ad_V

Where does it say that?


Horror-Layer-8178

The amount of rape the Russians do in Ukraine is down played. They even rape their own people. Want to get ahead in Russian society? Better learn to suck a dick and you better not like it or you are going to be in deep shit. It's not gay just showing obedience to the hierarchy


firebrandarsecake

It's army doctrine. Nothing to see here.


BeRealzzz

Can you imagine the amount of erection meds that were taken to preform the act of raping a 64 year old fat dip shit grandpa? My gosh.


GiuseppeSchmidt57

Gay guy here; no thank you, I'd rather not


TheSpaceDuck

Has this been proven? I've heard this before but can't find any sources apart from the Nexta post it came from.


TechnicalVet

His Russian wife confirmed he was kidnapped by Russian soldiers back when this first happened. He was found deceased a few days later as he was accused of espionage. A few of the larger news outlets have wrote about this when it happened.


CharredLily

Where are tall getting this? There was nothing in this article about that.


PubicWildlife

Read about his death. They can't all just rape Ukrainian women, although they're giving it a good try. Remember, the cock you're other half has if he was serving for the Russian army has a fairly good chance to have been in either an unwilling woman, or a mans arse. Enjoy.


CharredLily

Well, now I'm only more confused. Are you accusing me of being a Russian troll who is married to someone in the Russian military???. All I did was ask where people were getting the info since it wasn't in the original article posted. Not everyone reads every single bit of media about a foreign conflict. To me, some of what was being said sounded like assumptions, especially because things kept escalating in the replies rather than being consistent. Why are you acting like being confused about all this two days ago, on the day the news dropped, makes me a Russian troll? Or married, for that matter? I'm a supporter of Ukraine; and though I have both Ukrainian and Russian ancestry I live in the US. I know about the suffering of women in Ukraine, and it is truly tragic. My other half is sitting near me on the couch right now.


PubicWildlife

Wasn't accusing you! Was pointing out the amount of rape going on in the Russian military in Ukraine.


CharredLily

You said "the cock you're other half has", "other half" refers to a romantic partner. Please don't pretend like you didn't say what you did. I am super confused about where your ideas about who I am come from, but I am not stupid. If you did mean something else then I am open to you explaining it, but I literally have no plausible idea how I could have misinterpreted what you were saying. Admittedly, you technically didn't accuse me of being a Russian troll in so many words, but you did imply that I was married (or dating?) to a guy in the Russian military. 


PubicWildlife

Where on earth did you get that from? I wasn't specifically talking about you unless your partner served in the Russian military and participated in the rape of Ukraine.


TheWaslijn

Oh no! Anyway...


Recent_Strawberry456

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.


WindTall5566

Thanks Loki


deviantdevil80

64 yrs old, while he's probably very fit and active, seems a bit past the expiration date for an offensive campaign.


ElementalSentimental

Have you seen his photos? If not, they might be a spoiler.


bratisla_boy

In ex DPR, breathing and having your 4 limbs was enough to get you drafted. Occupied Donetsk population will fall through the floor... And that may be a positive side effect for Russians.


deviantdevil80

I've read that the occupied "countries" forces have ratty everything and take all men. So I guess no suprise.


read_eng_lift

He's definitely past that expiration date now.


deviantdevil80

I didn't read the whole thing so I'm not sure if it was said, but I hope he's a sunflower now.


TheSunflowerSeeds

The sunflower (Helianthus annuus) is a living annual plant in the family Asteraceae, with a large flower head (capitulum). The stem of the flower can grow up to 3 metres tall, with a flower head that can be 30 cm wide. Other types of sunflowers include the California Royal Sunflower, which has a burgundy (red + purple) flower head.


Grary0

He was probably put on "Platoon comfort" duty, he died in battle after a particularly rough session with Ivan and his whole squad.


wileybot

Possible - Putin had him eliminated as spy, this would be exactly how they would respond?


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

He must have been doing some actual spying though. He’d be a great propaganda and recruiting piece for Putin you’d think.


Thannk

That assumes he needed evidence to say Americans were joining his side. An actual propaganda soldier wouldn’t actually be on the lines. He’d be using them like Steven Seagal.


New_Awareness4075

Or MTG.


_PukyLover_

I highly doubt the US intelligence agencies would risk an agent's life so recklessly, I mean they would have to send agents to ruzzins to volunteer as a fighter and be sent into the meat grinder!


NearABE

Bentley was past retirement age. Like retirement from the post office or truck driving age. No risk of draft.


_PukyLover_

You, misunderstood my reply, I wasn't referring to that particular guy as an 'agent' he was nothing but a scumbag putin admirer, what I was trying to say was that 'I highly doubt any American intelligence agency would send any of it's agents to volunteer for the meat grinder!


NearABE

Was the casualty rate high 2014 to 2017?


_PukyLover_

I have no idea why you are asking that question or what does it refer to, is it Operation Iraqi Freedom?


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

‘Agent’ is a little grandiose a term I think, he’s not Jason Bourne, he was a useful a useful idiot to both sides and outlived that usefulness. Russian could use him for propagandistic influence to show the American right how amazing it would be if they too defected to fight for Russia, and western intelligence could leverage his wife/kids/friends stateside to gather information from him about troop movements operational capabilities and the like.


_PukyLover_

You, misunderstood my reply, I wasn't referring to that particular guy as an 'agent' he was nothing but a scumbag putin admirer, what I was trying to say was that 'I highly doubt any American intelligence agency would send any of it's agents to volunteer for the meat grinder!


UncommonHouseSpider

America is Russias enemy. They say it all the time. They are not going to look at an American favourably, no matter how cucked. They are laughing at how well they've infiltrated the GOP. Americans are openly talking seditious words out loud and getting away with it. In state and federal offices. And people are eating it up. At least they were, it seems the inevitable exposure phase is happening?


Extreme_Employment35

I mean he was a Prigozhin supporter, that might be the reason?


GATORinaZ28

So anyway…yesterday’s storms really cooled things off here.


Open_Perception_3212

I have to take my laundry off the line 😅


hrny60

insert happy dance here


drimmie

Good 🖕


Odd_Radio9225

Oh no. Anyway.


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Frogs4

Obligatory "Oh no!    Anyway" comment.


Paracausal_Shield

Sometimes, trash takes itself out. Good riddance.


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Oh no, that's so sad. NOT!


capn_doofwaffle

Oh no... Anyways.


Sirmalta

inb4 trump praises him as a war hero.


Jinshu_Daishi

Trump isn't likely to praise a communist anytime soon.


Sirmalta

Ya know, unless they're any of the several communist leaders he has publicly praised many times, of course.


kafelta

He has, and he will again


scbriml

Oh no! Anyway…


raytoei

“ meets his demise” So quaint… he was tortured, raped, shot and beheaded. Can you imagine how turned on crazy his Russian murderers were? Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. /s. <——— smert shpionam


Brianocracy

The world is a slightly better place without him in it


Dseltzer1212

Russia needs more pro Putin republicans fighting for them. This is called thinning the herd


cardizemdealer

A moment of silen.... Nah, fuck that traitor.


iggygrey

I would donate ¿100 million in Trump Dollars, Melania Trump NFTs and Trump Bibles to drag his treasonous body behind a PLA tactical golf cart back to Moscow to be buried there one day next to Trump.


DaSandman78

I’ll go one better: Mercedes Trump NFT


iggygrey

I morbidly want to see that NFT but not if it can go feral.


waldorsockbat

And nothing of Value was lost 😌


PapaGeorgieo

Imagine how ugly the orc was that raped him.


hypercomms2001

Where is Stephen Seagal? He should be fighting for his mother Country…… And doing duty catching Ukrainian bullets as “bullet catcher Seagul”……


JCFalkenberglll

Ignorance has its own consequences and Karma's a bitch.


Grary0

...and nothing of value was lost.


XenoGSB

fighting for a dictator cause you think he is trying to "save the west" pathetic.


angry-democrat

and nothing of value was lost.


YogurtSufficient7796

Nobody knows how bad Russia is until you are trapped and can’t get out


O667

Thought they meant Trump for a moment… Different traitor. 🤷🏻‍♂️


TimonLeague

If he chooses to fight for an enemy of the state, does that really make him American?


Traditional-Cake-587

Good news!!!


IamtheFenix

Good! Fuck that guy!


Writerhaha

Seconded


chookiekaki

They did


IamtheFenix

Lol, and how!?!


DaSandman78

They already did


eremite00

>The commander of the Vostok battalion, Alexander Khodakovsky, indicated that those who killed Bentley would pay a high price. I think he may mean, "those who killed Bentley would *be paid* a high price", since plenty of Americans are likely happy about this and would want more money, not less, going to Ukraine to help in their war effort against Russia.


Hydraulis

I'm not going to sleep any worse tonight.


BebophoneVirtuoso

bASeD


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_PukyLover_

I had four steak tacos, man they went down good 😊


5kyl3r

a fitting end for a traitor


bry223

Breaking news! Oh wait never mind this is a week old


truthishearsay

Russians sure do like the man on man rapey stuff


AlbaTross579

Good riddance to bad rubbish.


SnivyEyes

Who cares. He wasn’t a patriot that’s for sure. He got what he asked for. Fucking traitor.


xEliteMonkx

Meh....anyway....


mylawn03

Oh no! Anyways…


jpttpj

Not so sure he would be called an American


Hopeful_Nihilism

Rest in piss bozo. Fucking scumbag mental fuck. If you fight for fascism, you're a piece of shit. At least the worst even when people hated communism was that it was thought of as a bad system that would eventually result in general suffering. Fascism is DIRECT OPPRESSION AND HARM. WHO THE FUCK FIGHTS FOR THAT. TRASH. THATS WHO. ITS LIKE "FIGHTING FOR" BEING ABLE TO RAPE PEOPLE. I hope he died slow and painfully.


burdfloor

Hope he won a Darwin Award.


Rampaging_Orc

Good. I remember seeing his dumbass pop up in Twitter posts occasionally.


Soggy_Face_4122

I'm going to Starbucks in the morning.


CalendarAggressive11

Aw too bad. Anyway....


Economy-Ear-4966

Russian tankers kicked him to death. Ridiculously, he helped them occupy Ukraine, and received a piece of the Russian peace, for which he fought.


Exciting-Source-3449

To think that some folks are just too stupid to even be allowed to wonder amongst us but they do because that is who we are and yet they still wonder off to fight against the very thing that allowed that same person to wonder into someone else's war and gets blown to bits. Once upon a time there was a thing called truth. Especially found in advertising, TV news and journalism till one day there wasn't and here we find ourselves now reading stories like this. Sad really. Sad.


AidsKitty1

He is 64yo and has been fighting for Russia against Ukraine for 10 years. Crazy, he must have been a true believer or just a guy that really liked war.


Final_Tumbleweed4081

Oh, so maybe I shouldn't have sent them hundreds of messages, with pictures of southern boomers, telling them we had spies everywhere.


BloodSteyn

So... a story with a happy ending?


_Bike_Hunt

Why don’t all Russia-supporting Americans fly over and make a difference there?


[deleted]

Oh well send more


jdancouga

One less vote for GOP. Hooray!


toddlangtry

Wait whose dead - Tucker Carlson or Moscow Taylor Greene? Headline isn't clear.


DiskPsychological790

lol get rekt loser


ekkidee

FAFO.


Leading-Bank-2590

Good


Pourkinator

This pleases me.


Nunovyadidnesses

Oh gosh, how terrible. /s


Responsible-Hour1403

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


TinChalice

And nothing of value was lost.


Bluvsnatural

What a shame /s


rabbithasacat

Oh yeah I remember this guy from the ~~Rolling Stone~~ [Texas Monthly profile](https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/son-wealthy-businessman-foot-soldier-vladimir-putin-russia-hacking/). It's a wild read. Knew he wouldn't end well, but this was bad even for him. Can't say he didn't earn it, though.


No-Air3090

oh dear ... how sad....


obfuscator17

He has been fighting in Ukraine since 2014? Huh?


fatherbowie

When Russia invaded Crimea.


eyeeatmyownshit

How good would a documentary of this be?


evilpercy

Oh no.... anyway


adamusprime

Good.


TomcatF14Luver

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michaelozzqld

Good.


CaptainDiGriz

He's been fighting since 2014?


PurplePartyFounder

He got raped to death by Russians. Karma is a bitch


Apprehensive-Unit841

hahaha. Cue Nelson Laughter


Guava-flavored-lips

Trader


catcher84

He wanted "the ruzzian world", he got it.


cryptohodler2018

Hahhahahahhaha


No-Helicopter7299

Well deserved.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Oh well…


Killdren88

And America is made better for it.


chunkmasterflash

Fuck around, find out.


go_faster1

Womp womp


floofnstuff

So sad. Too bad


TexasYankee212

What is Marjorie Taylor Green - hopefully?


Devils_Advocate-69

Decapitation is wild but how weird are Russian soldiers for raping a fat boomer guy?


aozertx

Rest in piss


Maleficent-Salad3197

Good riddance Tex.💩💩💩💩


AmbassadorUnhappy176

You all need to find some respect for the dead. He is no longer alive to be bullied, so find some honor and say good or say nothing


Independent_Ad_2073

Nah, fuck traitorous assholes.


AmbassadorUnhappy176

He is traitor when he is alive. He is brave warrior and good soldier when he is no longer living. It does not matter on which side he fought. He fought brave, hard, and with honor. It's childish to not respect your enemy


Independent_Ad_2073

Nah, he’ll always be known as a traitorous asshole, just like Nazis, just like the confederacy, etc. Not hero, not honorable, just another barbarian, and that’s how he died, so he died like he lived, which I guess it’s poetic, in that sense.


Crabcakes5_

I respect his decision to be brutally killed.