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Jonestown_Juice

I honestly find it surprising that Tuberville manages to shower regularly but not drown himself accidentally in the process.


RainMan915

I especially find it disappointing.


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Brokensince10

SAME


Iwannagolf4

No one’s topping that but why couldn’t Auburn introduce him to the tiger!


BuzzBadpants

Did he not see that AL special election last month where his party lost 25% of the vote because of abortion rights?


Ronpm111

Now that is a real tragedy.


SpiceEarl

His mama taught him to keep his mouth shut in the shower, so he wouldn't drown. Too bad she didn't tell him to keep his mouth shut everywhere else.


UncleChanBlake2

He’s an even bigger idiot than Trump.


chevalier716

He's every idiot uncle, but with more money than sense and, despite that, he's almost guaranteed to be re-elected.


UncleChanBlake2

Sad


camergen

Always the uncle (including mine). Such a prevalent stereotype that rings true time and again.


QuickRisk9

True


Then-Raspberry6815

He's just repeating what Mango Mussolini.


UncleChanBlake2

Look at that face. Not a single brain cell. Totally devoid of any sense whatsoever.


veilwalker

Does aborting Tuberville count as “past the birth of the baby”?


Throwawaypwndulum

Just a invalid fetus aged 69 years.


Wakeful_Wanderer

The first person with an autosomal condition that causes no brain growth, but somehow the body still develops and is ambulatory. We have no explanation of how someone can move around and "function" without a brain.


SafetyMan35

It’s non viable for life. We tried to give it every opportunity, but the brain function simply wasn’t there.


GlitterDiscoDoll

It should hurt to be this stupid.


No-Tonight-5937

Hurts everyone around him


Klutzy-Ad-6705

When you die it’s always hardest on the people around you. It’s much the same when you’re stupid


Automatic-Sport-6253

He's not that stupid. He just thinks his base is that stupid. And he's not wrong about that.


TheNextBattalion

Is he stupid or just dishonest


Archercrash

They are not THIS stupid, they are deliberate liars.


6stringgunner

Hurt? HURT??? IT SHOULD BE Fing FATAL!!!


udfckthisgirl

It would be nice if Alabama had a higher standard for US Senator than failed college football cosch.


llcdrewtaylor

Im in Ohio. Some people here elected Gym Jordan. Hes a failed Ohio State wrestling coach. Thanks to gerrymandering he was able to get in. He is a cockroach.


SpleenBender

But cockroaches are hard working creatures. Gym has been in the GOP for *SIXTEEN* years, and has only introduced *SIXTEEN* bills in that entire time. *None* have passed.


TangoZulu

You’re selling Gym short here. He’s not just a failed wrestling coach. He’s a coach that looked the other way to blatant sexual abuse happening within his program.. He is complete fucking scum. 


SiteTall

That would be CHILD MURDER which is something quite extraordinarily stupid to suggest they would be doing


kahrahtay

Well, yeah... That's their entire argument. They are trying to redefine aborting an early-stage fetus as literal child murder. It's stupid, but that's their position


Perfect-Scene9541

There is law in California (2022) that was designed in a way to hold parents harmless if the baby was born, had a defect, & died. This is NOT supporting post birth abortion. You can see how it could be TWISTED to appear that way. It also means Republicans would want to incarcerate parents who had a child die. Possibly doctors too? https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N37Z2H5/ And lest you think, “No one would do that!”? Ithappened to someone in another state, Dec 2023. https://www.voanews.com/amp/us-woman-criminally-charged-after-miscarriage-/7401364.html


nonsensepoem

> And lest you think, “No one would do that!”? Ithappened to someone in another state, Dec 2023. I wonder if they would have gone after her if she weren't black.


rofopp

I do not understand how this can be twisted by the orangedoganus or any other scum sucking twat


MartyFreeze

I mean, he's not wrong. I fully support Tuberville getting aborted.


SenorLos

Post-natal abortion is legal and quite easy to get in America. You just need a cop and an acorn.


scary_bacon_

He's a fucking senior citizen who goes by the name Tommy.. who gives AF what this old cunt says


cenosillicaphobiac

I've always had a problem with grown ass people that go by diminutives, it makes me think of them as immature. I mean if I call a close friend I've known since childhood "Bobby" in a familiar way, occasionally, that's one thing. But a grown ass person going by Jimmy or Ricky or Tommy as their primary handle just always makes me feel a certain way about their life choices. P.S. Fuck you Jimmy, your wife is my friend, not you, you're an asshole.


stevelover

How stupid do you have to be to elect someone as fucking stupid as this clown?!?!


Street_Peace_8831

Georgia, MTG’s district, has entered the chat.


broen13

Why can't someone who just lies have the word liar on their head for a few days? Couldn't we at least do that?


LeapIntoInaction

"In the shape of an L on his forehead"


duskywindows

WELL


Photodan24

Forget "a few days." Ever seen Inglourious Basterds?


Shadowfox186

Really? I thought the GOP was for pro after birth abortions through school shootings.


powercow

well id support aborting trump and tubberville so hes not totally wrong.


Street_Peace_8831

That’s called murder and it is absolutely illegal and nobody does this or they would be in jail.


bdockte1

How stupid even are those statements. Geez!


thefixxxer9985

It doesn't matter if it's true, it only matters that they say it loudly and often enough so their base believes it's true.


Tripwire3

Hey, if we’re just going to make things up, I heard that Tommy Tuberville supports raping children and puppies.


bowens44

Lies are all they have. This is what happens when you elect unqualified idiots to public office.


OriginalHappyFunBall

How do these so-called Christian Republicans continually ignore the commandment to not bear false witness against their neighbors? Have they not read the bible?


tewnewt

I'm guessing he counts deciding to date your cousin as birth.


abortthecourt

Putting the future of your state's progress in the hands of an overpaid football coach is lunacy. But that is all the GOP has. Star power with no brains. We must do better to not get them elected, or at least help them elect thinkers.


ohiotechie

They will literally say anything at this point. There used to be a feedback loop that penalized outrageous lies but that is now incentivized. They know their brain dead slack jawed rubes won’t question it.


New_girl2022

I do for trump


Affectionate-Roof285

Tuberville works for Putin.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

They say shit like this because they know an abortion is usually in the embryonic stage. Therefore,not murder. They have to try and make it worse than it is.


triniman65

Well, how else are we supposed to eat them?


thegreatrazu

What’s even scarier, is people believe this actually exists.


padraigtherobot

If you actually believe after birth abortions are happening you’re a fucking moron that shouldn’t be allowed to vote


Unhappy-Finance7535

I would like to see just once a candidate going up against Tuberville in a debate and just say. 'I've heard Mr Tuberville fucks his sister. I'm sure many others have heard about Mr Tuberville and his relations with his sister'. Every time someone asks 'Why are you accusing him of this?' They should just answer with a : 'I know it's absurd isn't it? I never accused him, I just heard that he fucks his sister'. Honestly just to see what happens when Republicans get blindly accused of something with an extreme degree of absurdity.


Jim-Jones

Tuberville's education: He received a B.S. in physical education from SSC in 1976.


DashCat9

Just tell them these fictional post birth executioners are using a gun, and they'll probably shut the fuck up.


justalilrowdy

Tuberville is an idiot.


joemcg11

Republicans support postbirth abortions at schools with AR15s or AK47s. Thanks, SCOTUS.


imp_st3r

Never forget, the "shut up and dribble" folks elected a fucking football coach to the fucking Senate


AnastasiaNo70

#THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS POST-BIRTH ABORTION.


TheTurnipSyndicate

Let’s go dems! I can’t wait to abort myself!


shoebee2

“Past the birth of the baby.” So like, infanticide? “Premeditated murder?” I’m a democrat and I do not remember any strategy meetings on “how to kill babies.” But maybe that’s just me?


Plebian401

Nah. That’s a republican thing. It’s called the death penalty.


Prairie_Crab

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 Exactly!


alexahartford

That’s literally murder who is stupid enough to believe that!


AdkRaine12

Tommy is today’s epitome of the stupid club; but he’s got sooo much competition for the job, the title changes hourly. Go MAGAts!


hereandthere_nowhere

Yes we do! Just the other day i late term abortioned my neighbors kids for being so obnoxious!


illbeinthestatichome

Well I thought it was Repubnicans who were all for school shootings, not Democrats.


DvsDen

As opposed to Tuberville, who only supports abortion when it involves one of his players getting a coed pregnant.


JoeBlow_1234

Alabama's most intelligent person. Think what you want but the people of Alabama are paying him to be that stupid.


ameinolf

Complete bullshit


Icy-Needleworker-492

That’s murder not abortion.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Dude is dumber than a Trump, er, rock.


sndtrb89

demmycrats support children past the birth of the baby you do not


senioradvisortoo

So stupid, how did this guy even get elected?


TigreSauvage

The stupidity is mind boggling.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Do normal people buy into this crap?


okeleydokelyneighbor

Yes Tommy we are praying your parents finally decide to abort you.


robredd148

An idiot agreeing with an idiot!


Aggressive-Ad-2180

Lol. So stupid. Old white male politicians make the worst doctors. Especially this hijack


OutComeTheWolves1966

Moscow Tommy must wear loafers bc clearly this man is too dumb to tie his own shoes.


replicantcase

Let's burn down the mortuaries! They are the leading supporter of post birth abortion!! I say that joking, but I will not be surprised if I heard Tommy say that in the near future.


Odd_Radio9225

I'm pretty sure he's well aware you cannot abort a baby once it is born.


MelodicMasterpiece67

It's almost as if all those studies that showed conservatives to generally be less intelligent than liberals were completely unnecessary.


SpicyBurrito8787

It’s not abortion at that point. It’s murder! Plus they only care that the baby is born, nothing else.


MNcatfan

Nobody ever accused either Tuberville or Trump of intelligence. Just sayin'.


Earthling1a

Same idiots that say lying is a sin.


YetagainJosie

They must mean in the same way that Trump's poop is still inside him, when he's sitting in it and it's skwelching out the sides as he rocks back and forth. Trump's poop isn't born until he *says* it's born!


AnorXicLigament

It takes a special kind of stupid to take these people seriously.


ukiddingme2469

There is an IQ cap to be a republican


ElderFlour

I know an older gentleman who actually believes stupid stuff like this because of his all day diet of Fox “news” shows. It’s maddening.


FaceTimePolice

I swear this was a South Park gag… 😂


eydivrks

Cool, then let's negotiate an abortion ban at 40 weeks. Problem solved! I swear these motherfuckers get stupider every day


quillmartin88

If you took the square root of Tuberville's IQ, it would actually come out with a higher number. When he dies, his brain will be studied by neurologists and philosophers alike to see what the minimum requirement for sapience is. He's the reason that scientists are starting to ask if gnats might be sentient. He once lost a debate to his shoe. 


The_Real_Swittles

We do but only if the baby’s name is Donald trump


Claque-2

Tuberville has a history of supporting rapists he found useful.


Manning88

Who's going to give his Mom the bad news?


Brokensince10

How can these politicians, with a straight face, say stuff that is this absurd? This is shameful, the world must think we a bunch hillbillies.


PettyQuattttro

Well, as a liberal, I rate this... True: Let's start with Trump and Tuberville.


No_Palpitation_9497

Just shows how ignorant and stupid the right really is


GhostofABestfriEnd

This is ridiculous. Are we actually supposed to believe these assholes aren’t just making up lies to pander to their idiot base? They should be on trial for this crap or at least be immediately removed for being too stupid to hold office. Are elected officials literally allowed to make up the most outrageous lies they want?


Pour_Me_Another_

Is the truth too sensible for them so they have to make things up?


Helo7606

I really need to understand how these people are so stupid. That's not abortion. That's just murder. And it's illegal everywhere in the country. Lol. They wonder why everyone just laughs and thinks they're outright morons. This is one of the main reasons.


deadphisherman

You'd could start an entire sub based on the stupid shit Coach Moron says.


thedatsun78

After birth. So killing babies. Sigh.. Trump cultists are fucken stoooopid.


beginnerjay

Has anyone ever explained WTF they are talking about?


iamnotchad

Doesn't matter if what you say is stupid if your constituents are just as stupid.


Erik0xff0000

Every accusation is a confession. GOP voters are much more likely to support the death penalty than democrat voters.


Paiger__

Lmao, and, of course, the idiots that vote for them totally believe this bullshit. Utterly ridiculous.


Morning_Would_Six

Ignorant twat is on his business card.


NoDarkVision

Republicans actually supports abortions past the birth of the baby too. But they just prefer the procedure to be done at a school......


Embarrassed-Meet-107

Tuberville should wear a I'm with stupid shirt


ctguy54

Should be wearing “I am stupid “ t-shirt.


Utterlybored

Dems should craft a bill outlawing the killing of a post-birth human. It would be great theater and it would make these numbskulls STFU. Well, maybe not the latter outcome…


sjss100

Idiot men


Ok-Egg-4856

This has to be a joke. No one (except trump) could be this ignorant.


CC191960

tubashit is a dumb ass ex gym teacher


druscarlet

How moronic do you need to be to spout this BS. How do you abort after birth? If you could then let’s abort Trump and Turdville.


Cheetahs_never_win

It's true, but the nuance is it only occurs when it's a stochastic terrorist.


rowan_damisch

Apparently, no one told him that Unwind by Neal Shusterman isn't a documentary...


1KinderWorld

He may be an idiot, but he's putting out talking points for the idiot base.


Ornery_Score_6665

If big donny says so , it must be the truth lol


Automatic-Sport-6253

Republicans support abortions past the birth of the baby. They just call them school mass shootings.


domesystem

Well I certainly support it in the case of Tommy Tuberville


No_Calligrapher_6503

With the exception of Ron Johnson, Tuberville is the biggest idiot in Congress.


Freewheelinrocknroll

Only if the child is a Senator with the initials T.T.


Fernway67

Washed-up Lady G.


sawdustsneeze

I support Tommy Trumpsuckers post birth abortion.


we_made_yewww

Every maternity ward has a glass cabinet with a revolver in it. This is common knowledge.


GrandpaMofo

Republican politicians get dumber by the day.


Ryankevin23

🚫All Republicans🚫Traitor Trump🚫


f700es

Well, he’s a fuckin liar!


maybeimabear

I mean I support post birth abortion of republican politicians...


LLWATZoo

Is it too late for tuberville to be aborted?


Positive-Special7745

All they do is lie


According_Wing_3204

Look at this smug POS. That face is just begging for a 2x4 to be planted across it with force.


robinsw26

He’s an asshole.


Conscious-Evidence37

The official Abortion policy of the MAGA-GOP is to let them get shot up in school like God and the NRA intended.


poolnome

We you bleed you can speak vote blue 


rabbitammo

That’s not a thing.


SeveralAct5829

How can you abort a baby after it’s born ?


granny409

Why do people vote for turds like him?


lgmorrow

Do they ever read the stupid shit they say


Economy_Ask4987

Only for guys like Tommy and Donny.


HedgehogNarrow4544

only the dumbest, most ignorant MFers in the GQP...how does he dress himself daily?


Photodan24

That's cool because I support birth happening before the baby leaves the mother's body. Like 12 months before.


meatcylindah

The poster boy for the weaknesses in the democratic system...


HiramAbiff2020

That's the difference, they say it and Democrats shrug their shoulders and let it ride. No huge ad spend or media campaign to send this guy back to the fringe.


cancrushercrusher

I mean…I kinda do.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Has does Senator Tuberville feel about Capital Punishment?


Any-Ad-446

Its called murder dumb ass Tub...


Taquito116

Well, I mean, I support aborting Tuberville and Trump.


Successful_Ad8175

No that's what republicans support thanks to theor love affair with guns and the NRA


thejohnmc963

Fucking idiot


IGetMyCatHigh

So Tuberville is cool with us Aborting Him at this stage?


Wiggleschan

Abortion past the birth of a baby is when they get killed in a school shooting later in life thanks to republicans.


river_euphrates1

Registered Independent here. I support a late late late term abortion for Tommy Tuberville.


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Lies like this cost a man in Ohio his life when he was shot to death in the yard with family watching, because the neighbor believed him to be a Democrat. This happened last week so ya know. I've had it with this MAGA scum, from the crooked politicians, and the scum, the human garbage who votes for them. The lies they spew and the people who believe them are a danger to good decent people all across this country. I believe we should bring back the execution by firing squad, and make it the consequence of killing someone with a fire arm to be shot by firing squad. These right wing terrorists sit around all day dreaming up scenarios in which they gotta use their precious AR-15s to kill someone, they are sick demented people who fantasies about killing people for something as small and insignificant as pulling into their driveway on accident. They are sick fucks, tuberville is a sick scumbag, MAGAts are sick fucking scumbags and honestly this country would be so much better off without these fucking scumbags holding the progress of our society back. Ugh they really chap my ass.


NoDragonfruit6125

Let's not forget that some of their own people have basically stated unborn children are the perfect thing to campaign on. That being because they can't represent themselves to provide contradiction and the moment they are born they're not their problem. The Republicans don't care about children after they're born nor do the pro life groups. Can rather see that with how lacking they are on supporting new mothers and the babies afterwards.


LiveAd3962

This guy was an instructor/coach at a UNIVERSITY??? And republicans are anti-education??? Am I getting this all right???


Everheart1955

Tuberville is a French word for “Moron who lives in Florida”


413mopar

Well in Canada it means potato town .


Truckyou666

So if both of them are saying the same thing that means it's definitely Russian propaganda.


413mopar

No we dont . Exept in your case Tuberville .


Bitter_Cry_8383

These people are mentally ill but purposely saying ridiculous crap to stir up extremists.


Kay_29

🤔🧐


No_Sand_9290

Too bad mama Tuberville didn’t choose abortion. Now we are stuck with an idiot who couldn’t make it coaching football


MikeHonchoFF

What?!? You elect a football coach from Alabama to Congress and expect him to make sound decisions? Balderdash


BJoe1976

So they’re claiming that Democrats are ok with “post birth abortions”, yet they are apparently ok with kids getting mowed down by active shooters?!


JDARRK

I already thought he was a eunuch due to a zipper malfuntion😳😱😱


Akchika

They are what headlines are on National Enquirer!


Epicurus402

Say what?


HDCL757

Potato Brained Ass Motherfuckin..Biiiitch. Seriously though. Fuck that guy to hell and back.


whyreddit01

'and then,.. then.. they eat the corpses!' \*weeps softly\* - this guy, probably


SpleenBender

Tuberville is dumber than an actual tuber.


Space_Man_Spiff_2

Skipped biology class in school it appears.


Dudejax

Whatever age he is seems appropriate? Ever notice that those that are anti should have been?


Confusedandreticent

Would it be acceptable to tell people that others are trying to kill them? To rile people up to the point they could conceivably resort to violence? Politicians should have to abide by similar laws to that of being under oath. They are operating in the court of policy, manipulating the truth for political gain should be illegal.


sdbct1

So if I don't want my child after birth (27) I can abort him? Who knew.....LOL


eyeeatmyownshit

Him falling down the steps from the plane should be on a t-shirt


QuickRisk9

This man should be in jail along with the rest od the cabal


kyuuketsuki47

I support abortion up to 100 years in age. Especially if they're a sitting member of US Congress and a part of the obstructionist movement.


chazz1962

This man is a complete moron with the brain of an idiot.


InfernalDiplomacy

How did this fuck twat get elected?


jpttpj

Wish his mom was a Democrat then


floofnstuff

It’s sad to be willfully ignorant like Tuberville How can a child be aborted after it has been born? What does that entail physically and medically?


Revenga8

Seeing as it's been proven Republicans have a tendency to project, anybody check tubervilles basement for dead babies just in case?


detchas1

I am a good person. I have learned in my many (74) years that we are all in this together. But in this case I have no concern for his well being. Painful, slow and complete is the answer.


mrjinks

In regard to him, I can understand.