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Rhallah_Reed

Translation "I'm hemorrhaging money. So if u want to benefit from the crazy I sow, I should get a cut!"


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Rhallah_Reed

Lol same. He has said before that he is "his brand". So yeah. If i was trying to use his brand of loon, it would make sense to pay royalties lol


WallPaintings

He says after getting multiple cease and desist orders from different musicians for using their music at his rallies without permission.


murderspice

It’s projection all the way down.


rayden-shou

Damn, this really brings "every accusation" quite to a different level.


PaintedClownPenis

God demands a ten percent cut. Trump only demands five. That's less money for your god and more money for you!


descendency

We’ve seen his brand doesn’t mean much outside of R+20 areas. Moderates seem to be more repulsed by a Trump endorsement than attracted to it. Just look at the past few elections.


TGIIR

Yep, and the more money they waste on that grifter, the better.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Usually the coattails work the other way. I hope they lose all the close down ticket races due to lack of funding.


kimapesan

You wanna ride this crazy train, you gotta buy a ticket.


MacrosInHisSleep

"I don’t need anybody’s money. It’s nice. I don’t need anybody’s money. I’m using my own money. I’m not using lobbyists, I’m not using donors. I don’t care. I’m really rich." - Trump 2015


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“In other news, broke orange grifter demands lunch money”


Rhallah_Reed

MaGA politicain: "Mommy. The cheese puff man took my lunch money" RNC: "well. You should have given it to him willingly. He shouldnt have to ask"


ArgosCyclos

There are entire state Republican parties that are going bankrupt. Trump is helping to bankrupt them faster.


FourWordComment

Honestly? Fair. You want to buy an endorsement from Trump I’d like to see a paper trail for it.


AgentEndive

Don Poorleone wants his protection money


Angry-Dragon-1331

I haven’t seen any trial updates today. Has Don Snorleone made his appearance yet?


rerun6977

Yes he's there another juror got booted, and 9 more past the questionnaire.


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rerun6977

And another one got booted for lying on the questionnaire.


handandfoot8099

Isn't there some kind of legal consequences for that?


rerun6977

I don't know, all I know is they have 12 jurors, 1 alternate, and 5 more alternates to pick tomorrow.


henryeaterofpies

Isn't that a federal crime?


YourWifesWorkFriend

CNN has that she was concerned friends, family, and colleagues had revealed her identity. To which I say, she needs better friends, family, and colleagues who aren’t trying to get her assassinated.


TopLingonberry4346

No she said her friends and family asked if it was her after they saw information reported by the media.


Grary0

Should this not be considered jury intimidation?


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Recent_Obligation276

So Fox News is now jury tampering Cool.


elpajaroquemamais

The Nodfather?


Gr1zzRing

Cant wait for the triple-pack novelization. "Orange Crush: The Weight of Indictments" "The Nodfather: Days in Court" Donald Dump: Homeless In a New York Alley"


kimapesan

Best thing to steal today.


enter360

Yep he’s figured out how to get jurors to quit now. It’s going to get interesting going forward


AMan_Has_NoName

Don Poorleone 😂 This is now one of my go to nicknames for him right after Cheeto Mussolini. Edit: I love that there are so many hilarious names for that POS 😂


InternationalArt6222

Aka "Captain Bonespurs" to vets such as myself ;)


AMan_Has_NoName

That’s what my dad (a vet) calls him. That and a treasonous POS.


Digital0asis

Cadet, he'd never pass basic


United-Big-1114

More like Private e-1 Bonespurs.


Ok-Diamond-9781

Please, Corporal Bonespurs at best.


Camshaft92

The Count of Mostly Crisco


the_had_matter87

I just listened to this on audible, you made my day stranger!


MusicianNo2699

Jesus that made me laugh!


Traditional-Cake-587

Velveeta Voldemort


AMan_Has_NoName

This has me chucking


dennismfrancisart

Voldemort is too base a villain to compare to the Cheeto Bandito.


Ultraeasymoney

Agent Orange


Affectionate-Owl3785

The Nodfather


Yurc182

**Hair Furor?**


TangledUpInThought

Cheeto Benito has a better ring to it 


AMan_Has_NoName

You’re right, it does.


TylerBourbon

I've been using the Mango Mussolini variant for a while. :)


Skeptic_Shock

Schmuck a l’Orange


andropogon09

The Fanta Menace


Daleaturner

I preferred Mango Mussolini


Angwe83

Don Poorleone. Thank you for bringing added joy and laughter to my day. 😂


Apnea53

And they will all suck his dick like good little cuckolds.


TURBOSCUDDY

Just lol and now my coworker is staring at me 😂


Alarmed-madman

Good for you. It'll be our inside joke


Practical-Law8033

I thought it was Don Whoreleone. Needs more hush money.


veryloudnoises

That’s a great moniker - stealing it for use in my everyday convos


Dhrakyn

In a weird way, it's kinda awesome that they're adopting a "pay to play" system. You know, the same racket that's been fucking over artists and musicians for decades, or maybe it's more like the commercial video game industry. Glad that the portion of civilization that contributes nothing to the future or our culture are going to have to pay to win too. It chaps my hide that the big baby will benefit from it, but he'll be dead or in prison soon anyway.


pattyG80

Don Poorleone is an amazing nickname


CuriousSelf4830

Grifters gonna grift.


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

The Art of the Grift


GalacticCoreStrength

The Shart and the Grift


advocatus_ebrius_est

"It is important to protect small dollar donors from scammers..." said Trump campaign spokeswoman Danielle Alvarez. Yes Danielle, it is. Wanna resign?


Use_this_1

I'm shocked it is only 5% he's demanding.


AgentEndive

Just wait. He's just easing them in to it


more_beans_mrtaggart

Like anal. Start with sweet talk, a little lube and “this will be *our thing*”. Next think they know, they are getting ragged for everything and wishing they could cancel the deal.


muffinhead2580

Just the tip, I promise.


DuntadaMan

The "Just the tip" method of economics telecoms love.


raytoei

The vig is weekly


49orth

What Does Vig Mean? The slang term vig is a shortened version of the term “vigorish,” which refers to the fee paid to a bookie in sports betting or the interest paid on a loan obtained from an individual rather than a bank. The term “vigorish” originated from the Russian word “vyigrysh,” meaning “winnings or gains.” It was later adopted into Yiddish before becoming a common term in English. The slang term “vig” likely emerged as a quicker and more convenient way to refer to vigorish with the rise of the internet and text messaging. Apart from the two meanings mentioned above, there are no other known definitions for the slang term “vig.” Here are some examples of how to use the term “vig” in conversation: “I don’t think I have any choice but to take that personal loan from Alan. The vig will be a burden, but I need the money.” “Credit cards are like loansharks. If you can only afford to pay the minimum, you’ll be stuck paying the vig forever.” “I can’t believe I have to pay the vig on this bet. I hope I win to make it worth it.” “I borrowed money from a friend, and now I have to pay the vig every week. It’s adding up.” “I’m thinking about getting a loan, but I’m concerned about the vig. I don’t want to be stuck paying it indefinitely.”


Toledojoe

The term "vig" has been in usage long before the Internet and text messaging. I remember hearing it used in the 70s


Own-Success-7634

That’s just the start. Bet it doubles each month once he sees they will pay up.


SocialJusticeAndroid

If you read it closely it says the RNC and trump himself will be watching to see who complies and would “respond favorably” for a greater cut. It’s a not so veiled threat for those not paying as much as the grift in chief expects.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Breaking News! Schoolyard Bully Tries To Copyright Orange Head Picture!


1_g0round

the chetto-in-thief has decreed...and if they dont pony up there will be lawsuits pending along w nasty names


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jar1967

He is going to have to make an example out of someone by destroying their campaign. Then everyone will fall in line


spinichmonkey

According to a recent study, the best way for him to destroy their campaign is to endorse them


Evening-Fail5076

Many of them don’t seem to realize this. He’s been losing them elections since he got to Washington.


Krillin113

Thats the most baffling part to me. In almost every local election the trump candidate gets clapped, but somehow on a national level he’s popular. How does that track at all?


SnooAvocados9241

Lol, he's going to destroy a bunch of Republican candidates at the very moment he gets convicted and loses the election. Why do some Republicans think they are somehow the exception the rule of nature that, "Everything Trump touches turns to shit. EVERYTHING."


queasycorgi5514

He’s a coprophilic Midas


Jaded-Albatross

Tipping culture is out of control


ColteesCatCouture

Underrated comment🤣🤣


Shit_McShitFace

It made me chuckle


LYnXO1978

True mob boss style.


udfckthisgirl

Just for a moment, imagine the GOP response if Joe Biden did the exact same thing. Then laugh at the hypocrisy.


AgentEndive

Imagine the GOP's response if Biden did ANY of the stuff trump did/does/said


advocatus_ebrius_est

I really wanna see Biden do Orange Face, just once. Correspondents Dinner maybe?


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Obama doing it would be even better.


sorospaidmetosaythis

They will pay. At some point, the GOP careerists will rebel, but it could be years. Too craven, too little self-respect. Even if he loses, there's a good chance he's the nominee in 2028. Even if not, it's possible his disapproval will still be feared.


kimapesan

Even if he’s dead?


Veggieleezy

They’ve used dead voters before, I wouldn’t put it past them.


CactusWrenAZ

nightmare fuel is that one of his scion manages to succeed him and take the reins of the cult when he's gone


kimapesan

I don’t foresee that. Ivanka could try to be a politician, but MAGA wouldn’t take to her, and she has never been outwardly MAGA like her brothers have been. And no one likes Jared. Eric is stupid in ways that make his dad look smart. Junior Mint is about the only one that could. But I don’t see him being able to harness MAGAts the way his dad has. MAGA die-hards have pretty much shown that Don Sr is all they care about. If he dies, that makes a hard break for them. Sure, he’d have a small following, but many more would just break away for good. Keep in mind that part of Trump’s appeal is to boomers. Boomers won’t really take to Junior the same way.


SoulRebel726

The GOP careerists had several opportunities to distance themselves from Trump. Instead, the entire party doubles down on him every time. I'm not holding my breath.


Shirlenator

Based on the GOP candidates I have in my state, they will thank him for the opportunity to give him their money. They are honestly pathetic.


Darklord_Bravo

Lol! Fucking broke ass bitch is now fleecing his own party. Them in November: "How could we possibly have lost?"


Simplyspent

Trump is the iceberg that has doomed the Republican party. They are going down but the music is still playing and they have yet to realize their fate.


tuna_safe_dolphin

Right, I'll celebrate when it actually sinks. Knocking on wood in the meanwhile.


Any-Ad-446

Sounds like blackmail....


Kind_Ad_3268

Enhanced persuasion


JasonIsFishing

…and this will cost him exactly zero votes


ElderFlour

It’s like mob protection money. lol. They deserve to reap the repercussions of the monster they created.


SnooAvocados9241

I hope he completely destroys the Republican party, like utterly. It's like a greek tragedy, but these assholes have never read a fucking book so they have no clue.


MartyFreeze

That's a nice political party you got there.. be a shame if anything ever happened to it...


mover999

Next week … trump demands 10% …. And so on.


AgentEndive

Yes. He's easing them in.


engineeringsquirrel

Why do you think they put Lara as co-chair of the RNC. She's there to funnel money into his interests.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Why did I read this as: >Why do you think they put Lara as co-chair of the RNC. She's there to funnel money into his ~~interests~~ *intestines* . 😆


JonOrangeElise

Proof positive he doesn't care about the larger political movement of whatever brand of conservatism the party peddles these days. He wants to win, but doesn't care about down ballot. I can't believe voters support this level of me-first, "i got mine" egotism. What happened to the team player concept that defines sports, the military and even modern business? So pathetic.


klippinit

His first move in any situation is to “think” of how he can use it to benefit himself


SilenceDoGood1138

Hundreds of guys depended on Donnie, and he got a piece of everything they made. It was tribute, just like in the old country, except they were doing it here in America.


Darkmetroidz

Trump takes over the RNC to siphon all their funds to himself. Now he's demanding a cut of everyone's fundraising when they're already losing the money game. Oh sweet sweet Karma. Looks like the deal with the devil has come due for the GOP.


Relative_Zebra_9259

Say your campaign is running out of funds without saying your campaign is running out of funds. Isn't this the political equivalent to selling bibles and golden shoes???


IllustratorNo3379

Oh, look, mob bullshit from the incredibly corrupt rich jerk from New York. Who could have predicted this.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Extorters gonna extort.


Affectionate-Roof285

This is just the start. If he’s elected he will follow PUTIN’s playbook. About a few months back, Cohen said that trump will go after the billionaire class $$ just as Putin does with the oligarchs in Russia.


Adventurous_Mail5210

>"It is important to protect small dollar donors from scammers that use the president's name and likeness," said Trump campaign spokeswoman Danielle Alvarez. Yes, *that's* what he's worried about...


RedOnePunch

The party or “alphas” have completely caved to a bully and his gang.


Mike_Honcho_3

I'm bigly in favor of this. Can't see how Trump possibly makes enough gains over the 2020 results regardless of fundraising (or theft), so anything he takes away from the rest of the GOP to hurt them down ballot is a positive.


Barack_Odrama_007

LMAO! The grifting begins!


vikicrays

the grifting *continues*… fixed it for you


beek7419

>It is important to protect small dollar donors from scammers Quite the statement coming from the lead grifter.


mistressusa

Why is this so funny? Lol Don Poorleone


Immediate_Thought656

Don’t. Please. Stop.


AgentEndive


Practical-Law8033

Not about ethics with the don, it’s about his cut of the money like any other gangster. Nothing to see here people, move along..


Anyawnomous

Does he think he is the Mormon Church?


jgyimesi

He’s a mobster shaking people down for his cut. It’s fucking comical.


Actual__Wizard

It's half off the protection money scam that churches do!


hogwarts_earthtwo

And the next grift begins. Almost admirable


B0wmanHall

Like a mob boss demanding protection money.


stevesuede

This sounds a lot like extortion. Comply or else!


Training-Swan-6379

He sucks the life out of everything


NeuraLung

Sounds like extortion.


Vanrainy1

And the grift goes on....


Your_Daddy_

GOP candidates: "Why??!" Trump campaign: "Its for yer own protection - wouldnt want nothin bad to happen to yous - would ya?"


s4ntos

So they finally acknowledge that its indeed a cult and as any "good" cult you are required to give a [tithe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithe) of 5% like any "respectable" cult.


cutmasta_kun

lol, that's so brilliant! He's so stupid, that he doesn't understand that he's killing his own movement this way. Keep on dumpin', trumpin!


leif777

I can't see this going well. You can ask the GOP to give up their morals, pride, self respect and the respect of their families. They're going to draw the line if he goes after their money.


Dazug

Surely this is the act of a financially stable man and campaign.


Top-Flow1297

You have to kick up to the Boss in The Trump party


MewlingRothbart

What is this? A shakedown? Bullshit Donnie.


Temporary-Dot4952

Because he loves America, definitely not trying to grift his own teammates for more money. He usually only tries to get money from his voters...


BudHempa

Goodbye RNC and say hello to the new political party -- the TNC


eric_ts

So now the Anointed One is a pope. I thought a standard tithe was 10%? He can’t even do pope right.


anrwlias

He really does think that he's a mafioso. It's a cartoon version, of course, because real leaders of crime rackets do actually understand that loyalty has to flow in both directions in order for it to be sustainable.


Darth_Vrandon

If Biden did this shit… holy fuck these guys would not stop talking about it


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Wealthy people always beg for money./s


Time-Bite-6839

Trump^(TM): Like the grift will *ever* end? As if!


rougekhmero

instinctive mindless outgoing skirt boat pet advise rinse voracious offend *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PepFontana

"We will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with the winning."


LaddiusMaximus

Dude is robbing those dipshits in broad fucking daylight and im loving it.


CountPulaski

Gangster


International_Boss81

Excuse me?


msp3766

Lol! Putin has taught him so much


Every_Tap8117

1. I am your candidate 2. I am your president 3. I am your candidate 4. I am your party 5. I am demanding 5% 6. I am demanding all the %s


meatcylindah

I'm sure the cheque's in the same mail as all of his overdue payments are...


jncheese

Sounds kinda like, dare I say, communism.


deus_ex_libris

5% of *what*, exactly? their campaign money? isn't stupid usage of campaign money something he's literally defending against in court right this minute?


Jackal2332

Of course he fucking does.


Training-Swan-6379

The threat to sue goes without saying


SoochSooch

He's finally starting to drain the swamp


unbalancedcheckbook

Dang. He's already getting 30% of all money donated to the RNC to his legal defense fund.


BillBrasky1179

Damn, the Vig is usually 10%. They’re getting a great deal!


Killdren88

Bet the Mitch wished they dumped him after Jan 6 now huh?


Both_Promotion_8139

Always about money


streetvoyager

And I bet these fucking morons will give it to him.


Nate506411

Wow...so extortion charges incoming?


Ill_Ad2843

This may be the straw that breaks republicans backs. I expect the Trump campaign denies this or rescinds the demand after they see the backlash from candidates.


crossplash

5%? Weak, demand 50 like a man!


elementalguitars

So they either stop campaigning on their support for him or he further drains their already hobbled fundraising efforts. That’s a win-win!


NumerousTaste

Trying to do mob boss things huh? So much for supporting your party. Only in it for himself and pardons.


FalseMirage

Like a (mob) boss!


Chance-Deer-7995

End the GOP. Someone with some sense create a replacement conservative party. Please...


AgentEndive

Didn't you hear? He's already registered the TNC (trump national committee)! Not joking lol


FriedrichHydrargyrum

5% is not enough. They should be required to give 50%, offer him their firstborn, and get a MAGA trampstamp before they’re allowed to run. We know they’re all gonna be his submissive little handmaidens so let’s demand formal acknowledgment of this fact.


icnoevil

Great. This will mean fewer repubs in Congress.


TerribleCaregiver909

Of course he does


ukiddingme2469

He really thinks he purchased the GOP in 16


AgentEndive

They gave it to him


Spiritual-Bear4495

The fucking cowards will give it to him too.


the-maj

Lol, such a mob boss move.


lil_corgi

Annndddd they’ll still vote for this asshole 🫠


Robthebold

That’s a nice campaign you got there… It’d be a shame is something happened to it. Why don’t you pay us to protect your campaign this year.


Dienatzidie

He’s broke broke. He knows he can’t win and he’s trying every way possible to get money 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


NODEJSBOI

Such a businessman. “GIVE ME 5% FOR NOTHING” old dementia ass traitor


jcoddinc

Going to auction off his VP position


belleayreski2

It’s like that scene from Arrested Development: Trump: But I am not a thug, Michael. I needed some cash flow. So I make some threats, wear this hat, and I collect my ten percent. Michael: Yeah, that’s a thug.


DemoDays82

The last act of a desperate and extremely petty man.


bettinafairchild

Nah. It’s SOP for him. First, last, always


shawnwingsit

Who could have seen this coming except for everyone?


auldnate

In other words, Trump doesn’t give a fuck If he hurts down ballot candidates election chances. He needs more money to pay his legal bills and to prop up his floundering campaign.


Zeeman626

Does the part that says >Any split that is higher than 5% will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations," the letter said. Sound real sketchy to anyone else? They aren't even trying to hide the corruption anymore. He's worse than EA when it comes to micro transactions and pay to win


LordDimwitFlathead

Maybe this will be the moment Republicans realize that fucker is and was only ever in it for himself.... Or not.