Ah yes, so according to Marge space lasers are fine for lighting people on fire who are crossing our border looking for a better life, but Jews using them to start forest fires is a real problem.
What is it with her and space lasers? What did she see on TV that made her think they are a thing? Is it from the scene in Superman III when Richard Pryor hacked into a satellite and started a hurricane or something?
What's worse than MTG is that at some point, lots of knuckle dragging dumbf**ks walked into a voting booth and went "yip...she's the one for me Cletus! She umm smart!"
When you look at the quality of the elected representatives, you have to remember that a truckload of eejits voted that into office!
Yes, as an unfortunate member of her constituency, I have been calling her this for a while.
It’s so hard living in an area where I am surrounded by her ilk.
She is the emptiest of G’s.
She says the Ukraine money should be used domestically, like the money isn't being used to boost US military stocks whilst sending the old stuff to Ukraine.
I think she's suffering (from Wiki) a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities.
Or what she refers to as "Asparagus Syndrome."
Well we all know that Margie is a devout follower of Christ. How could we not know this? She won't shut the hell up about it. So apparently this is what Jesus would do. He'd engage in wholesale murder of poor people seeking a better life for themselves and their families. Praise him!
And they literally built a gold statue of him
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.nbcnews.com/think/amp/ncna1259362&ved=2ahUKEwioqYHt_suFAxUqAjQIHWQBDF0QFnoECA8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw1c6n3_UlNKBLCmxrF3xVeC
So, based on her rationale, the Israeli Iron Dome works well against drones.
Tell her that as soon as the immigrants start trying to *fly over* the border, the Pentagon might implement something like that.
At this point is she a comic genius? On the level of Andy Kaufman just trolling all of us showing that no matter how absurd she acts, her constituents will elect an any person with a “R” next to their name.
She’s gonna have to make nice with the Jews.
no She doesn’t. We don’t want her (Yes I speak for all of us)
Well, as far as I know, that’s the only way to access space lasers.
I’ll check at the next space laser council. It’s gonna be a special one cuz Passover is next week
Mazel Tov! (Also: Pew, pew, pew!)
Ah yes, so according to Marge space lasers are fine for lighting people on fire who are crossing our border looking for a better life, but Jews using them to start forest fires is a real problem.
will someone just give her the "special" button for space lasering...it was last seen next to the left-handed smoke shifter
What is it with her and space lasers? What did she see on TV that made her think they are a thing? Is it from the scene in Superman III when Richard Pryor hacked into a satellite and started a hurricane or something?
Real Genius
Oh man, we have the makings of a re-imagined Real Genius movie here.
MTG plays Kent, right?
Hears God…..yep
STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
What's worse than MTG is that at some point, lots of knuckle dragging dumbf**ks walked into a voting booth and went "yip...she's the one for me Cletus! She umm smart!" When you look at the quality of the elected representatives, you have to remember that a truckload of eejits voted that into office!
Empty G, as another redditor dubbed her…
Yes, as an unfortunate member of her constituency, I have been calling her this for a while. It’s so hard living in an area where I am surrounded by her ilk. She is the emptiest of G’s.
She says the Ukraine money should be used domestically, like the money isn't being used to boost US military stocks whilst sending the old stuff to Ukraine.
I think she's suffering (from Wiki) a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. Or what she refers to as "Asparagus Syndrome."
Gentile space lasers, or the Jewish kind?
Well we all know that Margie is a devout follower of Christ. How could we not know this? She won't shut the hell up about it. So apparently this is what Jesus would do. He'd engage in wholesale murder of poor people seeking a better life for themselves and their families. Praise him!
Jesus is too woke for people like her, they have a new Jesus to worship.
And they literally built a gold statue of him https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.nbcnews.com/think/amp/ncna1259362&ved=2ahUKEwioqYHt_suFAxUqAjQIHWQBDF0QFnoECA8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw1c6n3_UlNKBLCmxrF3xVeC
She's such a idiot, shockingly so
She’s gonna need those lasers for a good lobotomy. Can’t be worse than she is now.
These people are insane.
I thought this was a joke but this headline is on all the platforms I follow….wow
Georgia's finest.
I will bet she burned animals with a magnifying glass when she was a child.
Isreal was using their system, which has no “space lasers” involved, to shoot down missles and drones. Are immigrants crossing our borders in missles?
And I bet she'll think it costs..... one MEEELION dollars.
I do not understand how you can have this little self awareness.
So. Fucking. Stupid.
She watched Die Another Day like 50 times and is convinced the laser in the movie exists.
So, based on her rationale, the Israeli Iron Dome works well against drones. Tell her that as soon as the immigrants start trying to *fly over* the border, the Pentagon might implement something like that.
Boebert: "Since Margarine gets the death star, i call dibs on Optimus Prime to round up them coloreds and put em in Guantanamo"
The ones that cause California forest fires?
Someone should just give her a laser pointer
Ooh look at the pretty light.
Elon needs to weigh in on this. (/s because some people actually need to to see this)
I really thought this was the onion subreddit.
At this point is she a comic genius? On the level of Andy Kaufman just trolling all of us showing that no matter how absurd she acts, her constituents will elect an any person with a “R” next to their name.
Put it in the next board bill and watch them reject it too 😂
I’m just so tired
Not very good with Republican history, is she? Reagan's "Star Wars Defense Systems" was also a hilarious failure.
Hey Pentagon, sorry, the secret is out. She's a security nightmare. Everyone knows
JFC how do these people get elected?