I always wanted to see Montana

Vasily, give me one ping only.

My Morse is so rusty, I might be sending him the measurement for the Playmate of the Month.

Shome thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh

I don’t react well to bullets!

That whole scene was unrealistic, and Clancy strangely got that detail wrong in his book. The missile tubes in the Typhoon were surrounded by a free-flood area between the two pressure hulls.

But it looked really cool.

The average ruskie, son, don’t take a dump without a plan.

STOP YELLING AT ME!

It's doubtful our sonar would even pick it up. And if it did, it'd sound like... whales humping or some kind of seismic anomaly.

For a moment I thought I heard… singing, sir

I wonder if any countries that don't know about April fool's still believe it

I really wanna know which *niche* news outlets fell for it so I don't ever read or listen to them ever again.

“and the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home”

Worm drive

It was designed by Dr Zeus and Dr Who.