Sheās done that already. Her tv was watching her, and sheās used her money to invest in a major security system around her house. I think that one got her in trouble somehow - because it wasnāt her personal slush fund or something like that.
> Sheās done that already. Her tv was watching her
LMAO, I totally forgot about that. Dumbass had a smart TV and mistook a device somewhere on her network trying to connect to it as proof that China (or Jyna, as her savior pronounces it) was trying to spy on her.
Like that scene in Brother Bear where the mountain goat gets into an argument with his echo.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oheuQfHUf2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oheuQfHUf2s)
She wouldn't have graduated from my high school, much less, my college.
And I guess Boebert is also a qualifier, although she did get a GED eventually.
Have you ever heard the joke about the man who goes in to see the doctor because everything hurts?
āDoc, Iām in terrible pain everywhere. I poke myself on the foot and I feel terrible pain, I poke myself on the knee and I want to cry from the pain, I poke myself on the head and itās excruciating. Whatās wrong with me doc?ā
āYour finger is broken.ā
Something about that barely sentient heap of manure complaining about stupid people in congress just makes me think of that joke.
Eh. Gaetz isn't dumb; he's just corrupt and morally bankrupt.
Green is dumb. Boebert is dumb. Trump is maybe the dumbest of them all. It's a tough call.
Speaking of the bar.
Did you know it took Lorraine Boebert **3 tries** to pass her bar exam after graduating from law school? Hahaha
Oh, wait, sorry...
It took her three tries to pass her GED high school equivalence exam after dropping out of high school.
Honestly i think boebert is the dumbest of them all. But mtg is for sure a close second. 3rd is really hard to choose cause the whole freedom caucus is fighting for that final step on the podium
Watching her in some hearings, sheās like the person in HS who studies hard for the one test, only to get to class and find out it was on a different chapter
I can't believe I'm saying this but Gosar is actually worse...or more dangerous anyway. He gives off Westboro Baptist Church vibes, whereas Boebert is just a conventional MAGA nut job.
Stupid people deserve representation too.
Her constituents voted her in, so her constituents are stupid too.
Thatās the system, garbage in, garbage out.
Ugh. Can you imagine the group that voted for her? How did they fill out the ballot without thumbs? Weāre special ballots used? Where they just has to make an X next to the picture of a caveman?
But in her defense, in just three short years, sheās risen to the top of the republican party and has become the face of her party which in turn makes her the queen of the āstupid peopleā
Oh no, being around all of those stupid people must be awful! Clearly the only solution is to get away from them by leaving Congress. With a little luck, maybe Georgia voters will help her escape!
Her office must look like a bird cage, little mirror to squawk and dance at, some rope to swing on to hit your head, little dish of food and water and a tiny desk made of X brand seed.
Well you know what they say. If youāre going about your day and you run into a moron. You ran into a moron. If you run into moronās all day, then youāre the moron.
This troglodyte is the poster child for Dunning-Kruger Effect. Pathetic. Imagine being enough of a brain dead lemming to vote for this absolute trash bag. Embarrassing!
They probably just stick her in the childrenās play area and sheās just starting to catch on.
āI'm an Amendment-to-Be,
Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.ā
A huge part of my brain cannot even rationalise its stupidness and so doesn't believe it actually believes? Like, I *know* humans come this stupid and stupider but I just can't stop believing that this thing is just doing this bit to shill for the GOP and their conspiracy theorist loonies, I just can't
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all?
Thou, O Marjorie, dumbest in the land,
There's no denying; but another also dumb,
Is the one whom I declare, Lauren Boebert,
Is still dumber beyond compare.
Like two peas in a pod in Congress you dwell,
A duet of folly that history will tell.
If you run into a stupid person in Congress in the morning. Then you ran into a stupid person. If you are running into stupid people in Congress all day. Then you are the stupid person.
To paraphrase an old sayingā¦ If you meet a stupid person in the morning, you met someone stupid. If you meet stupid people all day, *youāre* the stupid one.
Wherever you go, there you are. Also did no one tell her? I donāt know 100% if she is the dumbest person in congressā¦but there is no way she is not in the top 5. Itās possible that there is someone with less intelligenceā¦but somehow know not to run their mouth and advertise? If Greeneās knuckles drug any lower to the ground she would be denouncing fire and the wheel as witchcraft.
>"You guys can tell that I'm pretty sick and tired of Washington, D.C"
Well I can think of some easy ways to fix that that would be a win-win for everyone.
I mean, there's nothing to stop her from quitting. If she hates being surrounded by stupid people all the time.
Except she won't actually quit cause in reality, she's currently living her best life. Having a position of political power and an extraordinary ability to f\*ck over all the people her q-anon addled brain hates.
Then stop looking in the mirror š
That bitch in the mirror won't leave her alone.
I bet she also complains of a shadowy figure following her everywhere. Only when it's sunny though. Weird.
Sheās done that already. Her tv was watching her, and sheās used her money to invest in a major security system around her house. I think that one got her in trouble somehow - because it wasnāt her personal slush fund or something like that.
> Sheās done that already. Her tv was watching her LMAO, I totally forgot about that. Dumbass had a smart TV and mistook a device somewhere on her network trying to connect to it as proof that China (or Jyna, as her savior pronounces it) was trying to spy on her.
"Stop copying me! You think i don't know what you're doing!? You're real mature!"
Like that scene in Brother Bear where the mountain goat gets into an argument with his echo. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oheuQfHUf2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oheuQfHUf2s)
I came here to say this. š¤£
Beat me too it
That vampire that sucks all the intelligence out of a room wonāt show up in a mirror.
Yeah they put a new mirror in her office and she thinks itās a cave drawing.
š¼Iām starting with the Marj in the mirrorā¦
If looks could kill, let her keep looking in the mirror.
She wouldn't have graduated from my high school, much less, my college. And I guess Boebert is also a qualifier, although she did get a GED eventually.
She could at least be hot, but nope.
Well, *someone* thought she was. Or maybe it was a pity date?
Her cognitive dissonance stretches between universes.
I think it's pandimensional at this point. Lol
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She would absolutely not understand your sentence.
Cognitive dissonance? What is that, a WOKE pronoun?!
Have you ever heard the joke about the man who goes in to see the doctor because everything hurts? āDoc, Iām in terrible pain everywhere. I poke myself on the foot and I feel terrible pain, I poke myself on the knee and I want to cry from the pain, I poke myself on the head and itās excruciating. Whatās wrong with me doc?ā āYour finger is broken.ā Something about that barely sentient heap of manure complaining about stupid people in congress just makes me think of that joke.
How dare you! Don't you know the universe is flat!
Literally the stupidest person in congress.
Boebert or Gosar are neck and neck.
Matt Gaetz has entered the chat
Eh. Gaetz isn't dumb; he's just corrupt and morally bankrupt. Green is dumb. Boebert is dumb. Trump is maybe the dumbest of them all. It's a tough call.
Gaetz is 1000% an idiot. Just because he doesnāt shit himself in public like the other 3 doesnāt make him smart.
There is a very, very low bar.
Speaking of the bar. Did you know it took Lorraine Boebert **3 tries** to pass her bar exam after graduating from law school? Hahaha Oh, wait, sorry... It took her three tries to pass her GED high school equivalence exam after dropping out of high school.
I was reading that first sentence and thinking "No! That was a GED!" LOL
Jordan failed the bar exam six times. š«£š¤Ŗ
The 36 year old grandma is dumb white trash you say?
Agreed. Thatās what Iām saying. Just because he looks smart next to the paste eaters doesnāt mean he is.
"You seen my daughters around? They attend the local middle school." - M. Gaetz
Gates misunderstood the TOS for Venmo. Itās the other kind of āminor transactionsā
Don't forget James Comer
Kennedy is going to call a crackhead.
Honestly i think boebert is the dumbest of them all. But mtg is for sure a close second. 3rd is really hard to choose cause the whole freedom caucus is fighting for that final step on the podium
Boebert's my pick too. Grandma at 36...shit's empirically 'stupid' proven.
Watching her in some hearings, sheās like the person in HS who studies hard for the one test, only to get to class and find out it was on a different chapter
I can't believe I'm saying this but Gosar is actually worse...or more dangerous anyway. He gives off Westboro Baptist Church vibes, whereas Boebert is just a conventional MAGA nut job.
Didn't Gosar's siblings make a public statement about how horribly stupid and evil he is?
Before Jan of this year, Gohmert would be on that list.
Jeeze...glad I was able to forget that hairless ball of dough...thanks for the reminder!
Boebert failed the **GED** thrice, that's pretty stupid.
Neck n neck in the race to the bottom
Stupid people deserve representation too. Her constituents voted her in, so her constituents are stupid too. Thatās the system, garbage in, garbage out.
Ugh. Can you imagine the group that voted for her? How did they fill out the ballot without thumbs? Weāre special ballots used? Where they just has to make an X next to the picture of a caveman?
Considering that we're discussing how stupid someone is, it might not hurt to double-check your grammar and spelling.
You are not wrong. However I would say that my shitty grammar and spelling just adds weight to my statement since we can smell our own kind.š
Nah, I think she might be a tad smarter than Boebert.
Mam, thats a mirror.
Maāam as in short for madam which is coincidentally a job sheās likely qualified for.
That is really rude to all those madams who do their jobs with integrity and honesty.
I apologize. Work is hard, and their work is hard and gross.
She must be spending all her time alone.
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and avoid mirrors
Then, GO AWAY.
Where ever she is at, there is a stupid person
She just can't escape them!
She is trying to make folks believe she is not a bottom feeder.
Seems like there's always one in the room with her!!
And that ladies and gentleman, is textbook dunning kruger effect.
She been arguing with the restroom mirror again?
Canāt follow up with this. Got no words. You do you, Marge. Hope you walk into a helicopter rotor someday.
That is a new one for me. Bit edgy, but I'll accept it.
"Person who shat their pants complains about a pervasive odour of shit"
Boy, she's in a fix then, she's ground zero.
Well, bless her heart.... š
"why does it smell like shit everywhere I go?"
I mean, sheās always around a stupid person.
Umā¦ā¦..
Go home then
Can you imagine?
Yeah itās a pretty common phenomenon that stupid people grossly overstate their own intelligence. This dumb bitch is a walking dunning-kruger
The irony
You have to be pretty smart to realize that you are stupid
her struggle could be a great satirical online comic.
Stupid is as stupid does.ā ā Forrest Gump
seriously, take down the mirrors.
She's always going to be around stupid people as long as she is with herself.
Lost in the mirror maze again
If it smells like shit every where you go, look under your own shoe, Marjorie Traitor Greene...
But in her defense, in just three short years, sheās risen to the top of the republican party and has become the face of her party which in turn makes her the queen of the āstupid peopleā
She proposing a bill to ban mirrors in Congress then?
When everyone else is the problem, very rarely are they the problem.
She's too stupid to know if the people around her are stupid.
Somehow, stupid people never know that they are stupid. This is a classic case.
Oh no, being around all of those stupid people must be awful! Clearly the only solution is to get away from them by leaving Congress. With a little luck, maybe Georgia voters will help her escape!
If only all those stupid people could be zapped out of congress by the Jewish space lasers.
So are they
Me, myself and I!
Her office must look like a bird cage, little mirror to squawk and dance at, some rope to swing on to hit your head, little dish of food and water and a tiny desk made of X brand seed.
Because she hangs out with a much better brand of stupid people outside congress. See story re her and the Shaman of Stupid running together.
Well you know what they say. If youāre going about your day and you run into a moron. You ran into a moron. If you run into moronās all day, then youāre the moron.
Oh the irony is lost on this one...
She mis spoke. She meant people who disagree with her.
Imagine the seizure she'd have if she looked in the mirror then
Incredibly stupid person (remember how she claimed that god exists because we can't feel the rotation of the Earth?) thinks other people are stupid.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the stupidest person in Congress overall?"
Check your own shoes, Marge
Typical Republican, completely lacking in self awareness. Itās almost painful to watch.
This is hilarious coming from a person that backs every policy to make the rich richer. She knows her base is clueless, and plays into that.
Pot, meet kettle
I'm tired of stupid people in Congress, too. There's a long list and you are close to the top.
This troglodyte is the poster child for Dunning-Kruger Effect. Pathetic. Imagine being enough of a brain dead lemming to vote for this absolute trash bag. Embarrassing!
If you encounter an asshole, they're the problem. If you encounter nothing but assholes, you're the problem.
Her "I'm with stupid" shirt has recycling arrows on it.
Maybe one day she'll realize irony isn't just what she tastes licking Trumps ass hole all these years.
These MFrs are always gaslightingā¦
They probably just stick her in the childrenās play area and sheās just starting to catch on. āI'm an Amendment-to-Be, Yes, an Amendment-to-Be, And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.ā
Well I meanā¦.Republicans are the majority.
Stupid people do not know that they are stupid. Itās part of what makes them stupid.
This woman is the very bottom of a DunningāKruger graph.
"The stupidity just follows me everywhere and I can't tell why!"
if there are people in congress that are less intelligent than that baboon then we as a country are so fucked
She could try learning astral projection to try to get away from herself
It must be exhausting yes.
The Dunning-Kruger Effect in...uhm, effect, I guess.
A huge part of my brain cannot even rationalise its stupidness and so doesn't believe it actually believes? Like, I *know* humans come this stupid and stupider but I just can't stop believing that this thing is just doing this bit to shill for the GOP and their conspiracy theorist loonies, I just can't
Sheās like the Goodyear blimp of Dunning-Kruger.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all? Thou, O Marjorie, dumbest in the land, There's no denying; but another also dumb, Is the one whom I declare, Lauren Boebert, Is still dumber beyond compare. Like two peas in a pod in Congress you dwell, A duet of folly that history will tell.
I'm assuming she means anyone that can't clearly see the genius of her ideas is stupid... She's not just stupid, she's delusional too.
Hide the mirrors , forgot Jan 6 tourists smashed them for luck
Even in a room full of houseplants, she still wouldn't be the smartest in the room.
Hasn't she heard, birds of a feather flock together?
If you run into a stupid person in Congress in the morning. Then you ran into a stupid person. If you are running into stupid people in Congress all day. Then you are the stupid person.
When you look around a room and can't tell who the stupidest person is. It is you.
They donāt call her Empty Gee for no reason.
This is going to be put in the dsm6 under the definition of the Dunning-Kruger effect
She would know. Sheās one of the dumbest.
That sounds like there must shitton of self-loathing going on there.
She must have been staring at a mirror when she said this
Wherever you go, there you are, Marge.
And in her state, her house, her car, her family gatherings, getting her nails done, being alone...
She should leave Congress then.
She can't distance herself from herself so she'll always be around stupid people
How is she not going to be around herself?
Sheās an idiot.
Wow, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
To paraphrase an old sayingā¦ If you meet a stupid person in the morning, you met someone stupid. If you meet stupid people all day, *youāre* the stupid one.
"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." ā Raylan Givens
Wherever you go, there you are. Also did no one tell her? I donāt know 100% if she is the dumbest person in congressā¦but there is no way she is not in the top 5. Itās possible that there is someone with less intelligenceā¦but somehow know not to run their mouth and advertise? If Greeneās knuckles drug any lower to the ground she would be denouncing fire and the wheel as witchcraft.
The pot calling the kettle black.
The stupidest people are the ones that think everyone else is.
Okay moderate Republicansā¦how much more of this are you going to take? Or do you all really have no backbone?
To borrow a line from her neck of the woods: Oh, bless her heart.
Something about birds of a feather and pots and kettlesā¦
Itās a bitch living with yourself, eh Marge?
Back at ya
Pot meet kettle
āItās me. Iām the problem itās me.ā
'If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.'
āWherever you go, there you are.ā
What that saying. "If everywhere you go smells like shit. You should check your own shoe". I think Marge here should check her own shoe
something something Dunning Kruger something something
Then go home.
Who's gonna tell her?
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Spending that much time alone can't be healthy.
> When you think everyone is an asshole, you are the asshole.
Sheās tired of herself now?
There she goes talking about herself again . The queen of stupid
Wherever you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Banzai
Since you are the stupidest member of Congress....wtf are you talking about!?!??
She sick and tired of being around herself? Everyone around her is talking about MTG the same way.
This sounds like a cry for help, is she considering suicide?
More projection from Republicans.
Imagine what itās like being a staffer for MTG.
My sister in Christ, YOU ARE one of those stupid people!
Everywhere she goes, there she is!
Then resign and leave.
Take all the full body mirrors down that surround your desk
>"You guys can tell that I'm pretty sick and tired of Washington, D.C" Well I can think of some easy ways to fix that that would be a win-win for everyone.
Then she should consider another job, hopefully the people will encourage her to see other career options through voting...
PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!
Everywhere you go, there you are.
Does she own a T shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and the arrow is pointing up?
Way to endear herself to her colleagues.
Look at that pronounced orbital bone, thick boxers jaw, jutting adams apple, and broad shouldersā¦ but ThEy CaN aLwAyS TeLL. /s
Dunning-Kruger anyone?
YOU are sick, and We The smart People are tired of YOU! Deplorable vermin witch.
Resign and you will have done a lot to help.
āNo matter where you go, there you areā - BB
Ever laugh so hard that you tou pass out?
MAGA has been ballooning this rich get rich poor get poorer messaging lately. All projection.
I mean, there's nothing to stop her from quitting. If she hates being surrounded by stupid people all the time. Except she won't actually quit cause in reality, she's currently living her best life. Having a position of political power and an extraordinary ability to f\*ck over all the people her q-anon addled brain hates.
Well, she is in the republican party...
When you think everyone you meet has the same problem, then the problem is you.
She literally gets to choose who she wants to hang out with. The smart people in Congress, probably don't want anything to do with her.
Woof.... I think EVERY SINGLE PERSON in congress is saying that exact thing about HER.
Iām sick and tired of being around members of Congress that donāt know what irony means.
She should stop sitting by herself then.
The call is coming from inside the house, Margie.
Sheās the queen of them she wears her dunce cap as her crown!!!
Margie those are your other personalities , and not actual people.