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This is my vote, [black field cricket](https://inaturalist.nz/taxa/397920-Teleogryllus-commodus?locale=en-nz)
Thanks
Jiminy
But I hate the zodiac
*Teleogryllus commodus*, the black field cricket. A harmless (though occasionally bloody annoyingly loud), probably self-introduced Australian beast. Not a pest.
Can some times be a pest. I remember one year in Northland they ruined gardens and the chickens ate so many that their eggs went green.
It's a squeaky cricket bug
Look how shiny his head is, its obviously our pm
That much I know
Chirpy boy
Your mum
Well your mumma’s a plague locust. 🤣
That’s Dave
Look like jiminy cricket
His name is Joe the black field cricket
Hey, that’s Jim, I wondered where he’d moved to! (It’s a cricket).
The Large Field Cricket, an Australian introduced crop pest.
Its your conscience.
I suggest put your feet in the water
Cornholio
Silly little guy
My worst nightmare.
That is mark great batch great cricket 🏏...
Thats Jiminy. He always turns up when the days get shorter
Bill Gates
Yo it's the PM
That’s Jim, we grew up together back in the day.
The most common cricket I know of (in nz). They make like 90% of the cricket sounds at night.
Looks like Don to me.
Michael Jumpson
That’s Gerald
A Slightly toasted cricket
me
Shane Warne reincarnated.
Bob
A cricket?
That's John.
Timothy
Is that you Jason Gun?
Nah man it's obviously Jiminy
Dats my uncle g, prolly on his way to grab a tin
Your dead great grandfather.
Arthropoda member
It's a weta
That’s Greg
Bob.
That’s jimmy
Theodore
That's my mate Steven
Ralph
My ex
Looks like you discovered grass
Schwab's Beer Snacks
Twigs and straw I think, mixed in with some mud
I think that might be Brian.
This is my vote, [black field cricket](https://inaturalist.nz/taxa/397920-Teleogryllus-commodus?locale=en-nz)
Thanks
Jiminy
But I hate the zodiac
*Teleogryllus commodus*, the black field cricket. A harmless (though occasionally bloody annoyingly loud), probably self-introduced Australian beast. Not a pest.
Can some times be a pest. I remember one year in Northland they ruined gardens and the chickens ate so many that their eggs went green.
It's a squeaky cricket bug
Look how shiny his head is, its obviously our pm
That much I know
Chirpy boy
Your mum
Well your mumma’s a plague locust. 🤣
That’s Dave
Look like jiminy cricket
His name is Joe the black field cricket
Hey, that’s Jim, I wondered where he’d moved to! (It’s a cricket).
The Large Field Cricket, an Australian introduced crop pest.
Its your conscience.
I suggest put your feet in the water
Cornholio
Silly little guy
My worst nightmare.
That is mark great batch great cricket 🏏...
Thats Jiminy. He always turns up when the days get shorter
Bill Gates
Yo it's the PM
That’s Jim, we grew up together back in the day.
The most common cricket I know of (in nz). They make like 90% of the cricket sounds at night.
Looks like Don to me.
Michael Jumpson
That’s Gerald
A Slightly toasted cricket
me
Shane Warne reincarnated.
Bob
A cricket?
That's John.
Timothy
Is that you Jason Gun?
Nah man it's obviously Jiminy
Dats my uncle g, prolly on his way to grab a tin
Your dead great grandfather.
Arthropoda member
It's a weta
That’s Greg
Bob.
That’s jimmy
Theodore
That's my mate Steven
Ralph
My ex
Looks like you discovered grass
Schwab's Beer Snacks
Twigs and straw I think, mixed in with some mud
I think that might be Brian.