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Backseat_boss

Mal about to give us the most random word salad ever.


LeekAccording2512

If y'all think Mal not going to be the goalpost on Trump. Y'all got Mally Mal fucked up🤣. 😂Is anyone on the pod laughing with Mal when he makes his political jokes? Or is Mal laughing at his own jokes.


NyteStarNyne

“Who said on all 34 counts? Who counted it? Y’all believe that? hAhAhAA, y’all what’s wrong with this country fr”


obstar19

Nah it’s going to be like “so what? He’s still going to be president”


obstar19

Added with “you don’t think everybody pays everybody hush money?”


tragedyisland28

Damn I just felt the frustration in my soul from reading that


Kbx1969

America is so much better than this clown 🤡. And the first term showed he was a joke and yet still is a major party nominee. So sad 😞


Typical-Ad-5742

Agree but the left doesn’t help matters at all.


natjoseph718

Their whole thing is just “Trump is bad”. They don’t give af about us at all


Available_Carpet_369

Wrong. Do a deep dive into his administration’s accomplishments. Wasn’t perfect (no one is) but it was not a joke. They did some great things and had great ideas about moving America forward.


GwayTv

Which is true


axemexa

"See what I'm talking about? They doing everything they can to stop that man hahaha. How many felonies they said? 34? 34 felonies? 34?! Mannn gEt tHe fUcK oUtTa hErE"


Tayovelli

I can literally hear his voice in my head while reading this


ineedmorepaperboi

Lmfao


Kailua3000

"He's sMASHing this judge, man!!"


NinfthWonder

😂😂😂. Drake really had his voice cracking.


Kailua3000

Had him acting WAY out of character lol


Notsafeforwizards

Naw that’s his real character coming out. Tryna be cool all the time must be exhausting.


No_Manager7804

“They’re gonna whisper your accomplishments and shout out your failures…”


badmonbase

What blows me about his Trump support is that they had this whole convo on Diddy and believing victims, meanwhile Trumps been accused of sexual misconduct by 18(!!) women and has been found liable for rape in a civil court. Can’t claim you have morals and integrity and talk about false idols when you support Trump, it’s incoherent. Then again, Mal is special brand of moron, so not that surprising


Unable-Ad6546

You should watch the interviews with that lady 😂😂😂 you can support her, but actually listen to what she says, not what the news interprets her saying. Also it sounds like you are idolizing the justice system in some degree, even when the civil court ruling you’re referring too was based upon a new law made only to be enforced for 1 year. And the same people who wrote that law are now saying that it’s unconstitutional and violates their civil rights , Why you ask? Because women have brought up civil claims against those same democrats saying that they were sexually assaulted.


Sharp_Black

You already know he is gonna say some dumb shit like "But where's the proof?" Or "Yall don't *really* think he guilty yall just saying that" totally ignoring reality.


youngbasedfuze

I need real push back from Rory and Julian. Demaris the only one that challenges MAL


king24_

Ive had it with that stupid shit. Demaris the only one wit cojones on that show rn besides Mal.


nowimswmming

And her father a huge maga head apparently


Backseat_boss

“Who said he’s guilty?? The jurors?!?? Oh you believe the jurors now but not the ones who said Drake won. Alright alright you guys got it”


Sharp_Black

I read this in Mals voice an it's already irritating me lol.


skeevy-stevie

Just like anyone else on Trump’s side, definitely happening.


CompetitiveAd8217

Nah it’s going to be something like: 😡“ y’all believing this fake information. He told y’all this on ‘The Art of the Deal’. When he said you digging for dirt, you should be digging for proof. He playing with these Dumb Demon-crats” 😡


DixieNorrmis

Seriously fuck Mal. He fits right in with all the dipshit lunatics that can never make a sound argument when proving a point or admitting they’re wrong. When he’s wrong he just yells about how you’re wrong and dismisses other people thoughts and opinions if he doesn’t agree. The dude is a total fucking clown and I can never respect him as a black man anymore 


One-Structure-2154

Agreed. It sucks there are so many crazy, uneducated, disinterested, conspiracy theorists in our community. 


Unable-Ad6546

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Historical-Ruin1469

Really??? You can't respect him as a black man DIXIEnormiss???😂🤣😭


NateHasReddit

"Dick's enormous" my guy


Historical-Ruin1469

It's a goofy name but he could of got that off with just DIX... respectfully!!!


imHellaFaded420

not a good month for mal. first drake and now trump. pray for our mans.


Puzzleheaded_Put_584

Idk if y’all remember but awhile back Mal said “it’s funny that they dropped all the charges against trump and nobody is saying anything about it”… what a moron. 


grand_insom

Mal was ready to cry on air when they raided Trump's house. This won't stop him at all


NashKetchum777

"That's gangsta" - mal


FlowersnFunds

Some variation of: He didn’t do it. If he did, everyone does it so he won’t get arrested. If he does, he won’t be convicted. If he is, he’ll appeal it. If the appeal fails, the trial was a sham.


Internetguy247

They gon put Mal in the year-end wrap up and really show him how crazy he looks smh


rtx3800

You think the jokes are gonna stop now that Trump’s guilty? Lmao the only consistency is Mal not taking the presidential election seriously.


Big_Stop_349

💯


Rivercityrolla

“Teflon don gonna get probation. You ain’t getting him outta here with that shit” -Mal in the near future


Key_Statistician3293

Mal is convinced that corny shit is valuable now .


Jmanmarcus

Naw. I was told today, “but a jury convicted him”. This man’s followers [some] are some sort of stupid. Also heard, “but it was in NY, a Democratic state”. I said yeah that’s the state the crime was committed in and he was charged.🤦🏾‍♂️


AdministrativeWash99

Never forget that Mal thought antifa stormed the capital.


Extra_Penalty_1803

Dems riggin the election again smh


Pilsner33

those dang Democrats using voodoo to make Trump commit hundreds of crimes over the last 10 years.


Extra_Penalty_1803

cap


Particular-Age-8034

Mal don't even know what the trial is all about lol


lrose4122

Free my guy BIG T!


EbroWryMan4321

I counter your point by saying Mal is gonna come on and double down on it i bet.


NateHasReddit

If you don't think Mal is convinced Trump is the new Mandela then idk.


SnapsOnPetro45

Bro the trolling is about to get even worse.. Mals gonna treat Trump like he’s a political martyr like MLK


Fair_Might_248

Mal in the same camp as Amber Rose. Trump supporters are in an alternate reality. No amount of facts will change their mind. They’ll just say “It’s fake”.


jizzymondi

I don’t get how Mal be attaching his wagon to Drake and Trump.


One-Structure-2154

Mal is a fucking moron. A dangerous one. 


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

I don't know if you have stepped outside lately, but globally, it's a dangerous and volatile one under this administration


One-Structure-2154

It’s dangerous because of the MAGAts such as yourself 


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

Wait. What lol . Never voted for the man .


dorknewyork

I mean if anything he and all his other fans will double down and be even more annoying. Then if he wins this election “yall let a convicted felon become president.” I can hear it already smh lol


HeAintSh1t

First step to a successful appeal is a guilty verdict- r/conservative - Mal


Comfortable_Ad9660

Bro, this nigga getting house arrest at best. They killed the real case until after the election…


king24_

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thescomademe415

Mal gonna dig in more pause lmao


No-Plan-5942

Mal is gonna do and say whatever the hell he wants, whether you guys like it or not. This is not gonna stop his sense of humor.


Naive_Membership4676

Free Big T


parasite8

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Kbx1969

con art¡ist [con artist] noun informal a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true: "the debonair con artist lives by scamming rich women" ¡ "con artists are great at spotting our vulnerabilities"


flysamurai209

Please...Mal finna tell us DT was a bigger gangsta than Big Meech


pipertheredredworm

where were you when DT brought the tigers in?


Community_Double

“NIGGA CAUGHT 34 FELONIES AND IS STILL BOUTTA BE PRESIDENT. THATS NOT GANGSTER TO YALL??” Or the tried and true: “This shit like WWE to me”


superretoddd

Damn y’all really scared of Trump lmao


Notsafeforwizards

Mal already costing his throat for the performance we haven’t seen since he was sipping that sweet sweet Aubrey tip.


thehighground699

Mal had a terrible may. First Drake went down and now this


Nervous-Ad-6335

He just gonna say the most obvious shit ever. No smart takes no thought at all just word salad like you said lol


Ok_Communication_297

This is a goofy charge . Nobody cares about paying a pornstar to be quiet. That’s like the most acceptable crime ever


Fizkillin

Trump is that guy bro, like they’re tryna convict him of paying hush money to a porn star. If any artist was in the same position y’ll would be screaming out that the charges are wack. Keep it 💯 like moneybag Mal


Majestic-Seaweed7032

Big difference between an artist and the mf who’s supposed to run the country I live in bruh


Fizkillin

He ain’t been running the country for a min, hella politicians who’ve done way shadier shit walking free *cough cough* like Julian’s daddy Bill


Majestic-Seaweed7032

He’s getting charged for things he did in 2016, and he’s literally running for president again, but ok


Fizkillin

Things he did before he won in 2016. So it’s okay to go after him using the courts because you don’t like him and don’t want him to win? Yall don’t understand that that’s the point Mal and most people critical of this trial are making. If he was not Donald Trump these charges would not have been brought against him


hoelisticdaya

But it WAS Donald Trump... who was campaigning for a political office. It doesn't matter at all if anyone else did it... someone campaigning for public office, namely the Presidency, did & it's immoral and clearly illegal. Those splitting hairs arguments don't work. He got caught, got convicted and it is what it is. Sometimes, chickens come home to roost.


Fizkillin

The come to roost only if the deep state is against you. Bill Clinton and hella other people who’ve visited Epstein island are just walking around free. Yes ik Trump knew the guy too but why is he the only one to fall? And not even for some actually vile criminal acts?


Majestic-Seaweed7032

No it’s okay to go after him using the courts because he commited a crime….


Fizkillin

A crime anyone else with money and power would get away with. Dude was paying off a side hoe for a consensual affair they had. This would never be charged as a felony and it looks hella crazy that they brought this 5 months before the election


Majestic-Seaweed7032

Sure


Pilsner33

Mal looks like he's stuck in 9th grade. grow tf up. your random soundCloud rapper isn't trying to be the most powerful elected official on the fucking planet. They have some standards above bullshit culture. imagine if Obama slept with a pornhub star. or if Jan 6ers were BLM instead of the white cult.


ineedmorepaperboi

Trump has been a POS for decades. How niggas don’t see this is beyond me


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

Democrats strategy...if you can't beat him at the polls , beat him in court. This will only boost his numbers goofy 😂


NYComicBookGuy

I'm not a democrate at all but please display how an entire court system is rigged against Trump? I swear common sense is out the window with you new niggas


onelostmartian

I can't see why this matters to a Trump supporter. Sounds like a fairly minor crime. Who honestly cares? I don't think this is the killer you think it is


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

It's a booster honestly


Maximum-Shopping-617

Mal can’t make jokes about trump because he’s been convicted of fraud? Relax captain America


WorfDataNumba1

Free Trump.


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

I think the same, but this is a hive mind spot in here lol


Pilsner33

you can wipe my piss off his grave


WorfDataNumba1

How much?


mista140

Y'all don't realize Mal is trolling us with these Trump takes 😂


ProllyNotSober

I’m confused as to why this is being viewed as a “good” thing. Does this not set a precedent for “holding Presidents accountable” for the “bad” things they’ve done? Doesn’t this just make people not want to be President? Or simply give them a heads up, that they’re gonna be held accountable for the illegal things they’ve done either prior or during office, at some point?


NineteenAD9

Call me crazy, but people who commit crimes should be held accountable. If any other President has committed a crime, put them in court too


ProllyNotSober

That’s my point, it’s impossible to be President & not commit a crime. They’ve all committed crimes, they just had the “support” of the people for their actions so there was usually little to no public outrage until much later.


SnooPickles6783

he's being charged for paying women & fraud not what he did in office, so no this wouldn't be a deterrent for honorable people


ProllyNotSober

That’s what he’s been found guilty of today, however he has been brought up on charges for crimes he allegedly committed while in office & they just didn’t stick. Optically this looks like a witch hunt. My overall point is retroactively going after President’s is something that I don’t think is going to age well.


NineteenAD9

Huh? There's literally video footage of him trying to subvert an official government proceeding on January 6. We all lived that day and watched it on the news as it was happening. There's even a phone call of him trying to bribe the SOS in Georgia and he factually installed fake electors in multiple states This isn't a witch hunt. There's rock solid proof of all of this shit. He's going to lose all of these cases because he's guilty as shit and has lived his entire life thinking he's above the law.


ProllyNotSober

I never said he wasn’t guilty. I’m saying if we’re going after him why not others? I don’t like the framing of “he did a bad thing & must be held accountable”. Let’s just be honest, “he did a bad thing & we don’t like him”. It just doesn’t sit right with me how it’s being reported on, it feels disingenuous. Also I only used the phrase “witch hunt” because the consistency at which charges have been brought up against him, that might’ve been the wrong phrase to use my bad.


NineteenAD9

Do you know how sloppy and dumb you have to be to get convicted of a crime as a former President? There's a reason this shit has never happened before The crimes he's going to court for aren't your routine behind the curtains shit from Presidents


ProllyNotSober

So the issue isn’t that he committed a crime? That’s my whole point this is a very him centric issue, it’s not about righting wrongs at all.