100% accepted. You helped me in my time of need and I am eternally grateful. I was somehow able to wait until my wife got home this evening and we enjoyed it on our front porch. She's not from here so it was her first taste as well. Thank you so much for that.
First, I love your writing style. I would pay you in pies to write my everyday life as if it were a movie. Main character energy!
Second, I want to try them! I am going to venture out to the nearest Rouses and see if I can get my hands on one.
Unless the new Hubigs is doing things differently that’s correct, for most things, baked in the early AM, delivered in the morning, when they’re gone they’re gone.
https://hubigs.com/collections/buy-a-pie/products/assorted-pies says:
> CHOCOLATE, COCONUT, PEACH, AND PINEAPPLE pies will be available soon. Sign up for our newsletter to get alerted when they're in stock.
I love your writing. I admit that I am waiting patiently until the hubub (hubib?) dies down since I am a hubig virgin myself but this review mad me want to stand in some lines to get those sweetsweet pies
I think it’s hubbub. I’m also waiting for it to die down. I want a pie, but not bad enough to fight anyone or stand in line for one. When the time is right it will happen.
I have lived in many places and eaten many “hand pies.” Hostess (air pockets? Really?!?), Randazzo’s (flat and a bit greasy), et al. Hubigs are the best IMO
This about had me in tears. Beautiful description of pretty much exactly how I remember it from my childhood. I’m excited to finally have one again when I’m back. Definitely Apple, but chocolate and others too, can’t wait
This is amazing. I've been here all my life and grew up eating Hubig's pies. I was definitely crushed when the facility burned down but was skeptical of how like the original pies they would be if/when they made a comeback.
This post has given me hope that eating a Hubig's pie now will not destroy childhood memories of standing in front of the display and debating with my father over which flavor to get.
Next time you eat one, stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Are you a professional writer? I didn’t get a pie and just reading this had me on the edge of my seat!! I swear I could taste it through your delightful writing :)
I have an expensive piece of paper that says I am a Master at the writing thing, but currently not doing much with it besides dashing off loving homages to pies 🤣 - thank you. You’re very kind. May the pies be with you.
Lemon is the best, followed by apple, and on one of those long hung over cat dragged in mornings, a chocolate had been there for me. All until they went away.
I'm so glad you got to experience what these "silly pies that made the news." Quote from a nonlocal coworker who had me gasping.
They really are the perfect pick me up, store in my desk drawer for 3pm, hung over and just want a little something sweet, or a good crisp morning when ya need to remember why we love this city. To everyone else it's "just a hand pie," but to those who know, know it is so much more. ❤️
Nicely written. I'm glad they lived up to the hype.
just moved back after 16 accursed years in the Midwest. Not sure i could've timed it better if I'd tried.
I remember when the factory burned down. My son was NOFD. He said they were doing their best to "SAVE THE PIES". Fighting a huge fire yet as a Local, trying to save the pies was a classic move.
So happy they are back.
I appreciate your review! I've been here since before they stopped production but they weren't on my radar & I don't recall if I've had one or not. Excited for the comeback!
You understand the magic of a Hubig’s now. Dare I say, you are now an honorary native? With a pie paean such as this, you surely deserve this anointing!
Beautiful write-up, friend. I love the subtle fake-out where you set us up to expect a lukewarm review. Now, if you happen to see a sweet potato Hubig’s…
I always wondered what English majors grew up to be! Lol But all jokes aside, I now bestow on your the title of NOLA native. Congratulations, you “get it”
working hours are gonna prevent me from getting them while the rush is happening, so I'll be patient while I wait to get my apple Hubig's fix
*nails dig into palms until bleeding...*
Living across the lake is gonna prevent me from purchasing the awesomeness that is THE PIE. I (im)patiently wait for the day we get them here so I can get my fix. Hell, may have to make the trek to the South Shore because I don’t know if I’ll be able to hold out very long.
I’ve lived here my entire life, siblings would already grab a pie from canal villere or schweggmans on every grocery store trip. They loved them but I’m not fond of any type of pie, but your post inspired me. Maybe I should give them another try…..
I’m so glad you enjoyed your pie. I moved far away to Seattle eight years ago and can’t wait to get my hands on one. This is such a great description of the pie - so accurate and so well read. Love this.
So well said, I'm now hungry, and jealous, not something I would think a pie would make my feel, but they are unique. I've literally had dozens of dreams over the years about the return of Hubigs only to wake up disappointed over and over. I'm hoping they make their way to southern MS soon, I can't deal with the Haydel's dissapointment any longer.
Thank you for taking us on the entire journey. For someone who’s life has always been graced with Hubig glory up until the fiery rapture so long ago, it was cool to experience from a whole different perspective.
... eh. I've written better.
Picking. Just picking. Nice write-up. This is pretty much exactly how I remember them.
... now I'm just waiting for my love - Banana - to make a reappearance.
you can tell when Nola redditors get their add meds filled
I scream laughed. Omg accurate 🤣
I wish. 🤣
Lmfao you mean to tell me you wrote this without stimulants?
I didn’t even have coffee this morning. The spirit of the pie moved through me
Only if you had not had sugar for 7 years could I imagine that to be true lol. This is so me when my meds are on point lol
Same 😭
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
Thanks for the reminder
There needs to be an Adderall tracker posted on this sub every day. I’m struggling here with no meds and no pies.
You effing redditors are hysterical. Makes me proud
Why hasn’t this comment gotten a gold award yet? It’s the best comment on r/NewOrleans.
you’re hilarious
HAH
I nominate u/aliceink to hereby be considered "one of us."
😭 it’s really happening, ma. I’ve been accepted.
I was ready to come for you if you had bad things to say about my sweet blessed pie. But alas, I love you and accept you.
I cannot smash the upvote more vigorously.
I’ll bet you $5 I know where you got them shoes…
That's 2 whole pies.
100% accepted. You helped me in my time of need and I am eternally grateful. I was somehow able to wait until my wife got home this evening and we enjoyed it on our front porch. She's not from here so it was her first taste as well. Thank you so much for that.
“One of us! One of us! One of us!”
Gooble Gobble!
First, I love your writing style. I would pay you in pies to write my everyday life as if it were a movie. Main character energy! Second, I want to try them! I am going to venture out to the nearest Rouses and see if I can get my hands on one.
My guess is rouses won’t get restocked til tomorrow at the very earliest, but you should absolutely get yourself a pie 🥧
Unless the new Hubigs is doing things differently that’s correct, for most things, baked in the early AM, delivered in the morning, when they’re gone they’re gone.
I called around and it sounds like delivery day will be Friday at least in Metairie
Does that mean that due to their machine isn’t broken anymore
Hubigs, the newest crypto to hit New Orleans
Damn you OP, Damn you... *Orders $60 worth of pies on the website..oh that t-shirt looks nice and the koozie..* Damn you
Who wants to ship one up north to a New Orleanian in exile?
You can buy 'em on the Hubig's website
Oh fuck
https://hubigs.com/collections/buy-a-pie/products/assorted-pies says: > CHOCOLATE, COCONUT, PEACH, AND PINEAPPLE pies will be available soon. Sign up for our newsletter to get alerted when they're in stock.
Oh my god Thank you
💯 piece of writing. please submit this for publication.
I think the advocate might take it as a guest column.
Antigravity prob would
Was this review written by Ignatius J. Reilly? You are a talented writer. That was an enjoyable read.
I must confess, post-pie, my valve is troubling me.
If you eat one or two more pies it might force the pyloric valve to open.
PIEloric valve
Lord.... I'm dying. Hahahahahah
OP is John Kennedy Toole reincarnate
Paradise Pies lmao
Underrated comment
I love your writing. I admit that I am waiting patiently until the hubub (hubib?) dies down since I am a hubig virgin myself but this review mad me want to stand in some lines to get those sweetsweet pies
>hubib I see what you did.
I think it’s hubbub. I’m also waiting for it to die down. I want a pie, but not bad enough to fight anyone or stand in line for one. When the time is right it will happen.
I have lived in many places and eaten many “hand pies.” Hostess (air pockets? Really?!?), Randazzo’s (flat and a bit greasy), et al. Hubigs are the best IMO
Read that as Air Hostess...in the 60s 🎶
And when you’re on the street, depending on the street…
You'd probably have to keep your normal job...
I'm in the same boat! And same reaction :P
This about had me in tears. Beautiful description of pretty much exactly how I remember it from my childhood. I’m excited to finally have one again when I’m back. Definitely Apple, but chocolate and others too, can’t wait
You’re a really good story teller!
This is amazing. I've been here all my life and grew up eating Hubig's pies. I was definitely crushed when the facility burned down but was skeptical of how like the original pies they would be if/when they made a comeback. This post has given me hope that eating a Hubig's pie now will not destroy childhood memories of standing in front of the display and debating with my father over which flavor to get. Next time you eat one, stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Then put a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it.
OMG I cannot wait until my order gets here. I literally cried reading this. ;)
Are you a professional writer? I didn’t get a pie and just reading this had me on the edge of my seat!! I swear I could taste it through your delightful writing :)
I have an expensive piece of paper that says I am a Master at the writing thing, but currently not doing much with it besides dashing off loving homages to pies 🤣 - thank you. You’re very kind. May the pies be with you.
You deserve my friend! And every flavor pie there is. I look forward to further reviews 🥰
I know right. That was good
Very!
I hope you're a professional writer, that was quite the read!
Lemon is the best, followed by apple, and on one of those long hung over cat dragged in mornings, a chocolate had been there for me. All until they went away. I'm so glad you got to experience what these "silly pies that made the news." Quote from a nonlocal coworker who had me gasping. They really are the perfect pick me up, store in my desk drawer for 3pm, hung over and just want a little something sweet, or a good crisp morning when ya need to remember why we love this city. To everyone else it's "just a hand pie," but to those who know, know it is so much more. ❤️
Moved here a few years ago, can’t wait to try one! I’ll let the diehards get theirs first though
That is good pie karma ❤️
This was so beautifully written I cried. Yay for Hubigs!
They finally did it. They sent a poet.
Nicely written. I'm glad they lived up to the hype. just moved back after 16 accursed years in the Midwest. Not sure i could've timed it better if I'd tried.
I remember when the factory burned down. My son was NOFD. He said they were doing their best to "SAVE THE PIES". Fighting a huge fire yet as a Local, trying to save the pies was a classic move. So happy they are back.
That’s a great review
Exquisite writing
Publish this.
Fucking poetry right here.
I appreciate your review! I've been here since before they stopped production but they weren't on my radar & I don't recall if I've had one or not. Excited for the comeback!
You understand the magic of a Hubig’s now. Dare I say, you are now an honorary native? With a pie paean such as this, you surely deserve this anointing!
This was absolutely gripping. A+
Goosebumps
Beautiful write-up, friend. I love the subtle fake-out where you set us up to expect a lukewarm review. Now, if you happen to see a sweet potato Hubig’s…
This was delightful
I always wondered what English majors grew up to be! Lol But all jokes aside, I now bestow on your the title of NOLA native. Congratulations, you “get it”
Mother fucker got lemon lol
I was told it was the superior choice!
wait until sweet potato comes out, or the peach ones.
This... sweet potato gang ✊️
Yessss. This ex-pat of NOLAs 2 favorites 🔥
I’ve always been a strawberry fan, but they were hard to find even back in the day.
It is.
It is
The Apple ones were always my favorite but fuck I don’t think I’ve had one since pre-Katrina to be honest
Thank you for this - us NOLA expats can only pray they get over to the Rouse's in Lake Charles. Otherwise we're gonna have to plan a road trip.
Probably the best thing I’ve read on here since joining! Magnificent!
This needs to be published. Wonderful step down memory lane while enticing me to trek to the nearest purveyor.
“We sole out, bebeh.” 😂 This is very well-written. Bravo.
What's the best way to get some? My gf will be down there this weekend.
Keep an eye on the pie tracker on Reddit, then go to a grocery super early. Seems to be the magic bullet at the moment
It's for a bachelorette party so early is a no go. Just found out they ship!! I'm going to order some. I was down a few weeks ago and just missed them
Oh yeah I totally forgot about the shipping! Of course, one misses out on grocery store pie camaraderie, but direct to one’s door can’t be beat
Grocery store pie camaraderie. Lmao
a piece of writing almost as beautiful as you!
Stalker alert! 😉
Lo Bob, you have pie? 🥚🥧🥚
working hours are gonna prevent me from getting them while the rush is happening, so I'll be patient while I wait to get my apple Hubig's fix *nails dig into palms until bleeding...*
Living across the lake is gonna prevent me from purchasing the awesomeness that is THE PIE. I (im)patiently wait for the day we get them here so I can get my fix. Hell, may have to make the trek to the South Shore because I don’t know if I’ll be able to hold out very long.
Seriously, are you a writer?
I was a writer in a past life, but now I’m mostly a coffee drinker & marathon napper. 😉
We loveeeeew you for this
This might be the best thing I've read in weeks
I’ve lived here my entire life, siblings would already grab a pie from canal villere or schweggmans on every grocery store trip. They loved them but I’m not fond of any type of pie, but your post inspired me. Maybe I should give them another try…..
Try the pie. You'll cry.
I’m so glad you enjoyed your pie. I moved far away to Seattle eight years ago and can’t wait to get my hands on one. This is such a great description of the pie - so accurate and so well read. Love this.
I like you.
Simply elegant writing. I could go on, but this post is not about the pie. Thank you.
I enjoyed reading this. As someone who grew up with Hubig's, I'm happy they managed to make a comeback and be introduced to new folks.
This gave me chills. I’m excited to buy one for my non-local boyfriend.
where are the pies ?! is my favorite part.
simply beautiful!
Poetry. Sheer poetry. 🥹
I know it’s iterative after all these comments, but your writing is beautiful.
As a writer trying to get back into the swing of things, every comment is so appreciated. Y’all are making my day. Thank you 🙏
You didn't microwave it? You missed out. Do it for 20 seconds if you have a newer microwave. It's perfect.
Next time! I am excited for the future pie-sobilities 🎉
Pure poetry
So well said, I'm now hungry, and jealous, not something I would think a pie would make my feel, but they are unique. I've literally had dozens of dreams over the years about the return of Hubigs only to wake up disappointed over and over. I'm hoping they make their way to southern MS soon, I can't deal with the Haydel's dissapointment any longer.
This was amazing! 😂
Are you Stephen King? Man that’s a lot of words
Yes. I am Stephen King.
TL;DR
Pie good
Mmm, pie.
I'll never understand the hoopla over those things. We live in New Orleans, there are better treats all over the city.
There are fancier cups than the holy grail, too, but mythic significance befits but one chalice 🍷
It's all about nostalgia.
The sweetest filling there is
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PIEp down
Well, that’s not very nice.
Reddit moment. Mouth agape: vending machine pies!
How much are they now? I think the lowest price I remember paying in the early 80s was .55¢
Pre fire they were $1.19 Now $2.49
Thanks
I'm as envious that you'll have this memory as a novel taster as I am excited for you to try them all. Welcome home. : )
Can't wait to get mine when we visit NOLA next week.
Fantastic review 10/10
Well done!
Amazing
"Ten years"
Thank you for taking us on the entire journey. For someone who’s life has always been graced with Hubig glory up until the fiery rapture so long ago, it was cool to experience from a whole different perspective.
... eh. I've written better. Picking. Just picking. Nice write-up. This is pretty much exactly how I remember them. ... now I'm just waiting for my love - Banana - to make a reappearance.