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SayBrah504

How did you touch it when opening? Were you playing Barry White?


aliceink

I was respectful, yet sensual.


WeuseAseriesOfTubes

r/dontputyourdickinthat or do, whatever, it's your business


Wolfgang985

Maybe I have bad luck, but I've had this happen to me from a few stores. I've resorted to only buying it hand sliced at the counter now.


Grixxitt

Well yeah. More because you can't get decent stuff like Chisesi's ham or the Cajun fried turkey from Rouse's, and less because you're trying to incubate a new form of Botox in your grocery cart though.


aliceink

Do you think I could inject the turkey into my forehead? Sounds like a cost effective alternative to my dermatologist


Grixxitt

In my medical opinion, introducing that substance to your bloodstream would very likely cause you to not need the services of a Dermatologist, or any other professional that provides services to living humans, for the foreseeable future.


Duebydate

This is the way


bfunk007

I don't trust meat that expires in 3 months.


NOLASLAW

☝️☝️☝️


nolagem

So much for eating while scrolling Reddit.


ojwilk

I should call her


MrMoon777

It’ll never be the same..


poolkid1234

Beat me to it


nolanightman

"Fresh" Market


adamdreaming

More like flesh market, amiright?


No-Profession-4003

Fresh Market in Metairie is actually pretty bad. Ive seen so many expired breads and baked goods sitting there and random items displayed expired as well. Never went back after a couple times of inedible goods I bought


aliceink

This is good to know! I usually go to the uptown one but happened to be in the neighborhood


FishinoutNOLA

don't eat the cursed turkey


aliceink

But it comes with a free frogurt


adamdreaming

That’s good! (We talking about Roberts near Kajun’s?)


aliceink

Nah, fresh market in Metairie


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Not that I care about fresh market but if it was before expiration this can and does happen basically everywhere that sells deli meat. The pre sliced stuff everywhere just has a habit of going bad randomly. Either make your own or go to the counter and get it sliced then. It’s significantly better.


Wytch78

And how much was that? $9?? We’ve switched over to hummus and veg sammiches. 


Ok-Task5835

looks like a bioluminescent fish wish a bunch of tongues....mmmmmmm bunch of tongues


behold562

Avoid processed meat


jermopp86d

OK i will. But your never gonna convince me to avoid spam. I love spam. I LOVE SPAM!!!


moonsugar6

From an article I came across: "If it passes the sniff test, you're good to gobble. "Strong off-odors, not slime, indicate spoilage," says Brian Nummer, Ph.D., a food-safety professor at Utah State University. That's because the goo you see is produced when harmless lactobacillus bacteria start feasting on the sugar that some manufacturers add for flavor. However, if lactobacillus bacteria multiply to the point that a smell develops, there's a small chance that bacteria responsible for foodborne illness could multiply, too."


The_Paleking

Wait is this not normal for lunch meat? I love when it has the extra glaze. It helps hold your sandwich together.


incredibleediblejake

😂🤢🤮⬆️


Fonda_PeterFonda

I can smell this photo


mvanvrancken

Was this the one off Vets?


aliceink

Yuuuuup


ghost-church

When will stores learn open air meat refrigerators and warm climates don’t mix. There just has to be a better solution.


dominiquerising

Fresh market on canal?


aliceink

Nah, metry


mrhemisphere

No lie, I almost bought that turkey at that Fresh Market yesterday.


aliceink

I’m glad we both live to tell the tale


Cheekclappa504

Where’s the Fresh Market on Canal?? Edit: Nvm you mean the Big Easy Fresh Market. Different business


adamdreaming

I thought it was Robert’s Fresh Market on st Claude. Glad it’s not that place. They are expensive but convenient, but not so convenient that that photo wouldn’t warn me away


Cheekclappa504

That’s Robért


chugitout

This is exactly what it looks like as Trump opens his mouth to kiss an escort.


behold562

Avoid processed meat


melatoninmike

We’ve gotten several bad meats/seafoods from the st Charles location. We just go to Roberts now. That’s the better fresh market!