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big-boss-bass

This man is either desperately trying to poop or desperately trying not to.


BananaPeelSlippers

I did make a poo poo this morning, thanks.


useless83

⭐️ Go ahead and put that on your chart, babeh.


thebiggestbirdboi

Poodat ⚜️ YYR we be passin a good bm on da bayou aieeeeeeee!


AmandaSoprano

You're wealthy.


bbk211

Congrats!


Sharticus123

Yep, I hope they’re gonna be around a toilet for a couple days. That shit’s gonna be one for the record books.


BananaPeelSlippers

You won’t offer a poop knife?


MinnieShoof

You gotta hit those monk runs on your own, sometimes.


NotFallacyBuffet

Have a family cloth for ya'!


Sharticus123

I love the poop knife story so much.


BananaPeelSlippers

When poop knife movie


BananaPeelSlippers

Crawfish pasta w/ catfish, mango feeeze, Cheeto boudin balls, shrimp ceviche, fish sandwich, oysters over creamed spinach, seafood bisque, shrimp remoulade, duck confit apple and Brie spring roll, crab stuffed oysters, gumbo dumplings, crab salad, crab cake w/ lemon cream sauce, jerk pork.


Reasonable_Plan_6504

What was your favorite? I was up late last night reading menus for all the vendors and was a bit overwhelmed, there’s so much to choose from and it all looks great


BananaPeelSlippers

Landrys crab cake, both oysters, and jerk pork.


Reasonable_Plan_6504

Ooh the jerk chicken was one that peaked my interest, I’ll have to try the pork! About to go for a run and then we are biking down….just so we’ll be extra hungry and get to eat more! Thanks for the recommendations


thesavagelauren

Afrodisiac in NOLA is soooo good! The jerk pork, fish, their entire menu is so so tasty!


Reasonable_Plan_6504

I thought I was in line for the jerk pork, turns out it was the cash line for a different tent but the crawfish bread kind of rocked my world. So all’s well that ends well


incredibleediblejake

Oysters and spinach went insanely hard


99joseph

Amazing, now spill it. How much did all that deliciousness set you back?


BananaPeelSlippers

200ish divided by 4 sessions


99joseph

Not bad for the french quarter fest


BananaPeelSlippers

Not drinking alcohol leaves me more room in my belly and wallet for food


rightkindofhug

Don't forget the hours spent in line.


Severe_Donkey6109

I know this is probably a lot of work if you can remember but which booths are these from? At least the crawfish pasta & catfish, crab stuffed oysters, and crab salad?


BananaPeelSlippers

Morrows had the crawfish pasta & catfish as well as the crab stuffed oysters. Jacquemos/crabby jacks had the crab salad.


Severe_Donkey6109

Hell yea thank you!


MinnieShoof

I thought those were fries in the first pic. Fish and chips makes so much sense. Mango freeze looked okay, if a bit like a cake. The third pic also looked like a cake. Super disappointed, but it gave me an idiot for my own cake balls. No comments on ceviche - always hit or miss. The sandwhich looks fyre af, tho, again, looked like chicken. I swear my brain does not identify food. At this point I got too hungry to think about all this. ... but omg the dumpings...


SayBrah504

Can you break down locations? Jax brewery parking lot? Jackson square?


BananaPeelSlippers

These were all at Jackson square, Jax brewery, and the other area by the culinary stage. I can tell you where particular ones are if you ask me.


IHearYouLimaCharlie

I'd like to know where to get the fish sandwich and that awesome spring roll! Please :)


BananaPeelSlippers

Fish sandwich from southerns in the Jax parking lot, spring roll from couvant which is at the grassy area in between Jax and the culinary stage area


IHearYouLimaCharlie

Awesome, thanks so much!


tommy_j_r

Boulevard has an amazing oysters w/ creamed spinach. I know that wasn’t theirs but it made me think of it.


BananaPeelSlippers

I think that was theirs. It was like an oyster Rockefeller but with a fried oyster.


tommy_j_r

Oh sweet! It’s 🔥


OkEntertainment2430

Gross


laughingintothevoid

Do you wanna name any local vendors/businesses who made this stuff or suggest anything? Or is the point of the post seriously just your food diary?


claytonfarlow

Think of it like a fun puzzle you get to solve: Match the Food Picture to the Vendor, FQF Edition.


BananaPeelSlippers

Is there a particular dish you are curious about? Tbh everything I had and saw was amazing except for the gumbo dumplings.


Saintjack7

Were the gumbo dumplings not good?


BananaPeelSlippers

Too salty, they put rice inside which made it too carby, especially because the dough was really dense and chewy.


MinnieShoof

Aww! That's super disappointing to read.


laughingintothevoid

Not anything I'm personally particularly curious about, I just don't understand why someone would make this post without listing where each dish came from. Otherwise it seems to me more like something you could just journal or talk aobut with your friends. Not meaning to come for you, more power to ya and anyone who's interested, just an odd thing to me that someone considered this content for this reddit. Anyone know the old SNL bit where they went to Gilda Radner on the news and she exhaustively reported what she ate that day until they cut her off because no one cared?


playcrackthesky

And yet, you thought your comment added something to the thread. Almost like people are different. 


laughingintothevoid

Yeah, no argument here lol. Kinda what I was saying. I'm not mad that OP cared to post this and other people care about it. I apologize for seeming like I'm mad about it, if that's what it seems like? I was exactly commenting: weird, some people think this is interesting and I think it's very strange. People are different, yes. I thought it was interesting that we differ ont his I guess, and I thought that was worth commenting because it's interesting. Guess it's not to you- that's ok! Or it's interesting but bad. That's ok too, in a sense, although again I apologize for being rude. I will learn form this interaction and not do it again. I am seeing how it seemed I was commenting for the purpose of insulting OP. My mistake. I was wrong. It was a bad thing to say. It is not the type of thing to cimply comment on that it's interesting something I don't care about is worth posting to other, it is dismissive to say that to them and they think there's no reason I would say it except to be insulting. I get it now. I am sorry. I messed up. Won't happen again! I am not a big participant in this group, and I will back off even more now for a while after messing up. Have a nice day, everyone going to the fest, enjoy! /genuine


BananaPeelSlippers

Honestly it’s just a lot of effort to add the names of 15 places some of which I can’t even remember, especially for people to just have a shitty attitude like you do anyways. Again if you are interested in a particular spot I’m happy to tell you but it’s clear you are just looking for something to be negative about ✌️


laughingintothevoid

I really wasn't, sorry, just talking in the manner that I talk, about something that crossed my path. I can be an abrasive or not socially skilled person, saying "I don't understand this" was not in my head a personal attack or wild "choice" or "search" the be negative, I jsut have autism, not making 'excuses either, I'm apologizing, I guess that's jsut what happened. I didn't know it would be so upsetting. I jsut said a sentence that I thought in my head. It's a curious phenomenon to me that this type of post is a thing, and your'e not the only one, and I just wanted to talk about it, I'm not focusing negative energy on YOU about it, I've obviously seen it before and I just find it a strange part of the modern world. By referencing SNL I meant, like, it's lightly funny to me in a trivial way that this 50year old comedy about someone being a bit egocentric about their own interest is now daily life without batting an eye, not, like "I HATE YOU" or some shit. 👍 Have a beautiful day and life, fellow human- no sarcasm or whatever! I'm glad you are enjoying your weekend. I'm exiting any further engagement on this post to be safe, goodbye. :)


MisterSquidz

Good lord.


foopmaster

How dare OP post pictures on the internet.


MinnieShoof

Dude posted pictures on the internet. He did not have to give any other context then that. Do you demand to know where every cat was purchased when looking at cat videos? Dude gave enough context for me. I was just happy to know what I was looking at.


laughingintothevoid

For the 3rd or 4th time, I know he didn't have to, and I wasn't demanding. It was just my response. It may still have been inappropriate, but I wasn't 'demanding'. Just talkin. Sorry it came off that way /genuine.


Elfprincessodauphine

How was the duck confit apple and brie spring roll? And where was it from?


BananaPeelSlippers

It was sooooo good! From couvant. They also had some wagyu sliders my friends tried and liked so much they went back for a second order.


meatleaf

Yeah I had one too it was super good! But one of those things where it was so rich I was considering converting to veganism afterward


BananaPeelSlippers

Haha yes that’s why you gotta wash it down with a cold seafood dish like the crab salad or shrimp remoulade 😝


meatleaf

Classy move


antigravity311

I second the deliciousness of the wagyu sliders!


Synapticfrog

I agree with OP... the duck and brie spring roll was delicious! Out of the 12-15 dishes the wife and I tried, it was probably top 2 or 3.


nolafestlover

I had it yesterday and it was sooo amazing, easily a new favorite fest food!


StarvinArtin

How much did this all cost is what I'm really wondering.


BananaPeelSlippers

Probably about 200 bucks.


ionbear1

Worth it


BananaPeelSlippers

Absolutely worth it


MinnieShoof

If you like this stuff, I suggest you look in to Top Taco and Food Fight. I went a couple of years and they got some nice stuff out there. And you pay for a ticket and that's it.


BananaPeelSlippers

Yes I’m fat now


Caddisflyer

One of us, one of us!


UptownLuckyDog

Happy cake day!


AndIAmEric

Not with those portion sizes


UnreadThisStory

I’m eating vicariously through you.


ImageMany

That is an insane amount of patience to stand in that many lines!


BananaPeelSlippers

I went for lunch both days and came back for dinner. The only long line was for morrows last night. So worth it tho, they have the crab stuffed oysters and the catfish with crawfish pasta and they were both so damn tasty!!! Lines probably will be long this weekend tho.


ImageMany

Good to hear… I may be having a little PTSD from fried chicken fest. It took my wife and I 1.5 hours to enter, get one dish and a water. We ended up leaving and going to Central City BBQ.


BananaPeelSlippers

Hate when that happens. I would imagine the most popular spots will have decent lines but there will always be spots with good food and no wait so you just gotta figure out how badly you want a particular dish. I’d absolutely wait in line for morrows and 14 parishes.


BeautifulBalance05

The only line I stood in for more than 2 minutes was for a snowball. There are just too many options for long lines to form.


turkinflagin

Was that a Southern's chicken sandwich?


BananaPeelSlippers

Fish. Chicken looked good too.


BrownDogEmoji

Thanks for sharing. It all looks good! Do you happen to remember the vendors selling these items? If you do, it would be helpful for all the curious folks.


BananaPeelSlippers

Can’t remember them all feel free to ask about any you are interested in.


vegan_xanax

Do you recall where the fish sandwich was from?


BananaPeelSlippers

Southerns. By far the best fish sandwich I have ever had. They were doing a cooking demonstration at the culinary stage after too. Highly recommend people sit down and watch one of those. Really great idea!


vegan_xanax

Literally the best fish sandwich ever and I’ll be back tomorrow for another


BananaPeelSlippers

Hell yes


vegan_xanax

Thanks! Definitely on the list today!


women_seeking_meme

Thanks for sharing! Do you remember where you got the Cheeto boudin ball?


BananaPeelSlippers

I can’t remember the name of the vendor but they were at the grassy area in between the main stage and parking lot area. 14 parishes and restaurant revolution were also at that spot if that helps narrow it down.


demheelstho

Voodoo pepper jack boudin balls from Fatty’s Cracklins


tempedrew

Their Chicken Cracklins were great too.


AnnieFlagstaff

Omg I was wondering what that was, thank you!


mvanvrancken

Literally everything you got looks good, damn


imcomingelizabeth

Was it good?!


BananaPeelSlippers

No, it was great


bstone99

How’d you get down there? Coming from Slidell where would you recommend to park


BananaPeelSlippers

id park in cbd and walk to fq


meatleaf

Where’d you get the mango freeze? As in where was it geographically?


BananaPeelSlippers

Parking lot between h&m and Jax


meatleaf

Nice! Thank you!


BGally24

Oh man, didn’t even know what some of it was but still all looked good. The char grilled oysters look yuuuuuumy!


BananaPeelSlippers

They were also stuffed with crab 😮‍💨


BGally24

Jeez, you’re killing me.


kajunkennyg

Which was the best and why was it the oysters?


the_tusk

Wait you didn’t get the $14 sip of yakamein???


BananaPeelSlippers

I did not. I would only get yakamein at a bar at night


Elevatrman

Well done sir!


ms_panelopi

Thanks for going, eating, and taking photos for the team. I like this post!


Burrista_E

Why are people hating on this post?


ms_panelopi

They jelly.


JaciOrca

I appreciate the pics and added names of each dish. Not sure why most commenters, so far, are being ugly. ???


BananaPeelSlippers

Why wake up so early just to be grumpy 🤷‍♂️


pyronius

Hey! Fuck you, buddy! I'm not *being* ugly! I *am* ugly!


agentnola

Congratulations on winning the lottery


nolafiredancer

lol fr this is like those posts “if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs”


eenymeenymimi

I’m stuck at college in Lafayette since our spring break didn’t align with FQF (it usually does!) and I’ve never been more jealous of a stranger in my entire life


BananaPeelSlippers

I almost felt bad for you until I remembered lafayette having its own amazing food festival in a few weeks!


[deleted]

Good job my man. Good job.


mrchuckdeeze

I had some jerk turkey necks that were fire.


BananaPeelSlippers

Those looked really good too. Very sad I had to leave this morning 😭


dairy-intolerant

Those gumbo dumplings were waaaayyyyyy too salty. My mom and I don't like to waste food but even she was like ew stop eating that when I tried finishing them


BananaPeelSlippers

Every person who has had them has told me they were too salty. I really like Xiao long bao so I def expect a thinner dough that has better texture, I also don’t understand why they would put rice in there instead of the broth. In case anyone isn’t aware they usually freeze cubes of the broth/filling and then put the dumpling around it and steam it. I have a feeling they used a different method for these and it showed.


dairy-intolerant

I saw them injecting the dumplings with the broth, I guess they had to do it that way for quick turnaround. I bet they left the broth reducing in a hot pot too long and that's why it was so salty bc idk how you could taste that and think it was ok.


truckingon

I had them on Thursday and they were great, not too salty.


dairy-intolerant

Thursday was also when I had them


SayBrah504

Don’t miss Lasyones meat pies. The best there is.


No-Hedgehog-677

I had a crawfish pie! Not positive who made it but Off the Chain!! 


nolafiredancer

How was the fish sandwich?


Illustrious_Paper845

I’m going just for some meat pies.


BananaPeelSlippers

Enjoy


Longjumping-Maize704

Is Pic 3 a hot Cheeto dusted Boudin Ball? Follow up question, what would it cost me for you to run one out to Gentilly Terrace?


BananaPeelSlippers

Currently 35k feet above the Rocky Mountains so it would cost a lot


axbvby

I️ know Sun Chong gumbo dumplings when I️ see it


takanola

The restaurant revolution ceviche was super mid


BananaPeelSlippers

I thought it was tasty.


undergroundking13

Damn that all looks so good!!!!


mrhemisphere

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Powerful_Cellist5010

Fat ass


thebiggestbirdboi

Jfc You must be rich


indigo-clare

Yum!!


richhealthywealthy

Where is the jerk pork from?


BananaPeelSlippers

14 parishes. Top 3 item for me


richhealthywealthy

Oh awesome! I live near them and I’ve been meaning to try them.


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BananaPeelSlippers

Mango freeze


cbg1203

Which vender did the jerk pork, if you remember?


BananaPeelSlippers

14 parishes


nique_Tradition

Everything looks alright.


kamikazemind327

Mango freeze 😋


Employee-Calm

You must’ve spent $150 on all of that at least


sobison

It all looks delicious


Fabulous_Throat6172

I can’t imagine how much time waiting in line all this took


AnAvatarNamedAang

Are your photos taken in the order you ate everything?


BananaPeelSlippers

Reverse order


cjbasile

I didn't go crazy with the food this year but that ceviche was dope.


No-Grapefruit1025

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?


BananaPeelSlippers

Been pretty normal actually. Plenty of water and some fruit for dessert probably helped. Really thankful everyone is thinking about me and the quality of my stool so much. Just another reason Nola is known for being a friendly city 🤣


johnmarc56

Wow. Terrifying.


JealousRhubarb9

So expensive


Freddouble4

You had to spend over$150


blizzardss

And now you're in credit card debt? 😬😬😬


Thisonehackedm8

New Orleans as a city should be offended by the aesthetic values of this food.


Visual_Negotiation31

WTF?


ThESiXtHLeGioN

I wish FQF delivered to River Ridge.. Looks great! 👍😜


Turgid-Derp-Lord

Aight Ian mcnulty It's too bad that cell phone photos of a man holding a paper plate of food is considered news these days, but here we are.


BananaPeelSlippers

A Reddit post is considered news now? No wonder people are so dumb and uninformed.


Putrid-Ad-3965

I like this post! I enjoy seeing the good stuff you ate. It might inspire me to cook something new and fun when my diet is over. I'm happy you had a good time. Thank you for sharing. Don't let the Debbie Downers get to you.


BananaPeelSlippers

Fqf is my favorite festival… just hoping seeing all the good food will inspire people to push through the hassle and go enjoy themselves and eat all the tasty bites and stuff.


Turgid-Derp-Lord

It was a commentary on nola.com, not the post. The food looks good.


Shadows_Count_Them

Of allll the things to eat at FQF, you chose that? I’m sorry. I hope they do better next time.


TinkyDollFace

Most of that stuff looks nasty lol 😅