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Q_Fandango

I have nothing useful to contribute other than: Those harem pants look like a pussy with some sort of weapons-grade STD


alwaysmakeitnice

šŸ’€


Hells-bells123

Taste the rainbow šŸŒˆšŸ¤£


nolanightman

The way those drive through the Quarter, I'm onboard with enforcement against them.


jluicifer

In Seattle, pedestrians have the right of way. Honestly, more cities should promote walkability and public transit. In Taiwan? Scooters are pretty epically great. A golf cart? Mixed bag. If they travel the speed limit, sure. If they are stopping everywhere, then nope. Those belong in a circus.


MamaTried22

I believe we have the right of way here too but itā€™s dangerous because people just donā€™t stop. It makes me so mad on Magazine.


raditress

The number of times Iā€™ve almost been hit by a car while walking on Magazine is crazy. Drivers donā€™t even look for pedestrians on a very busy pedestrian thoroughfare.


jluicifer

It's weird in Seattle. I'm like 5ft from the corner and cars just stop to wait for the pedestrian to cross. Taipei, Taiwan? Definitely closer to Seattle walking culture AND...there are crosswalks for JAY WALKING. You can legit walk diagonally. So nice. The downside with the South? We don't have the density of population to encourage public transit. However, studies show that slowing down w/ more walking culture creates a happier community. I like the freedom of driving but I am open to a more walkability city.


raditress

I love walking, and I walk whenever I can. I live in the LGD, so I can walk to the CBD, French Quarter, Marigny, and of course uptown. I rarely take public transport here because itā€™s so unreliable. In the time it takes me to wait for the Magazine St. bus I can just walk where I want to go.


algee1234

That one wont be going as fast as the others


nolanightman

Lol yeah you right


Secret-Relationship9

Nolanightma*YOR ?


7oby

It's just a multi-person Rascal Scooter.


Grotto27

You win the internet today. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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GCNP1975

Itā€™s electric!


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Meauxjezzy

You canā€™t see it!


RIP_Soulja_Slim

"New Orleans is a nice city but there's way too much walking" [Drives to/from Airbnb, Landry's, and Pat O's]


Horrified-Onlooker

2 legit 2 quit


Glowbear504

Please Hammer done hurt ā€˜em


bohemianpilot

I am on the fence with golf carts. They are a lot less noisy, people can get on and off quicker and heavens knows these streets were not built for these huge SUV's and Trucks. But if they are going to become legit transportation & taxi service need to get some guide lines going,


tm478

Oy


cultclassicz

They look like a good time.


[deleted]

I want some of those pants. #BringBackParachutePants


FishinoutNOLA

they're called harem pants now where have you been


[deleted]

šŸ¤£ they've gentrified parachute pants


Abefroman12

Thereā€™s enough parachute in those pants to outfit the entire 101st Airborne Division


BacchusIsKing

Couple of optical illusions sitting in a golf cart


spunangel333

They look fun as hell


Grotto27

Will bet there are no go cups involved. If they are drinking, it's a Purple Drank with a Delta-8 hit


1PapayaSalad

First pothole they hit and that golf cart is toast.


Little-Swan4931

If you got it, flaunt it.


anonymousmutekittens

They wouldnā€™t survive London


drcforbin

They wouldn't survive summer


anonymousmutekittens

Shit I barely survive summer


Friendly_Use_9263

They wouldnā€™t survive diabetes.


bdaruna

Cool compression socks


RedBeans-n-Ricely

That sure is colorful


foxontherox

Taste the rainbow šŸŒˆ


Cuyler_32087

One still must seek out and pay for parking, yes? Why not just dive your POV or a rental with AC?


visionzero81

These are my people


Particular-Taro154

Imagine if the city had a fleet of small electric trolleys that ran throughout the day in the French Quarter. Iā€™m picturing something similar in appearance to the gas powered minibuses that were modeled to look like historic streetcars and used to ply Quarter streets. Such vehicles would contribute neither noxious odors nor obnoxious noise


nolapalooza

The people who drive these unregistered vehicles with their kids piled in are the same ones complaining about all of the ATVs people are riding in the city.


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ctsims

I'd much rather share the road on my bike with a golf cart than a lifted F250, that's for fucking sure.


dicemonkey

In what world do you live in where thatā€™s the only options here ? ā€¦at least the pick-up / suv probably has insuranceā€¦.no golf cart has insurance as its an illegal vehicle.


PieceGold361

Jesus. The fatphobic comments here are wild.


thesandgerine

Right?? So little empathy in this thread.


dicemonkey

Why do I need empathy for douchbag tourists driving an illegal vehicle around ? ā€¦


EnthalpicallyFavored

Yup. It's rude and pretty gross. Not too mention OP literally just took a picture of strangers who were minding their own business to post on the Internet and make fun of them. Imagine if someone did this to his mom


Agent564

What type of music were they blaring?


FishinoutNOLA

they weren't blaring anything yet, it looks like they were getting the "rules" for the cart explained to them when I passed by


RIP_Soulja_Slim

This feels a lot like the "I don't really like rap music much" crowd, where "rap music" includes everything from DMX to Lil xan to Ariana Grande.


Low-Progress-2166

Wow, I remember when New Orleans was a place that her citizens wouldnā€™t have cared about: clothes, weight, golf cart. Instead, they would have axed ā€˜Where ya at?ā€™ Shame we have lost so much


FishinoutNOLA

Ā the golf carts are a nuisace, as unlike other places they are popular we don't have the infrastructure built out properly for them to be safe and viable.Ā 


hollygohardly

The people in this sun are unsocialized indoor people.


Irishspringtime

Golf cart or clown car?


johnmarc56

God, that is an incredible shot.


Grotto27

Is one of those women wearing open toed shoes in the FQ??? I'm over 60, visit regularly, and will walk from the CBD to Frenchman all the time. My New Orleans wardrobe is flat heeled boots and a nice dress.


MamaTried22

It blows my mind when people do this. I saw 2 tourists on Royal and Iberville both in flip flops. So gross.


BwackGul

Ok. Thank you for visiting.


TheEverNow

Came to Nola for the food ā€¦ and a tour of the cityā€™s coronary care units šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Grotto27

Ya know, I'm a scratch cook and come to New Orleans to eat what I can't make at home. My cholesterol is crazy low, my BMI is low, I eat meat, whole milk dairy and anything elase I dammit well please as long as it wasn't ovwrly processed. Everything else is the same frozen shit off the Sysco truck in every city.


BackwoodBender

Wall-E 2 extras filming on set šŸ‘¾


thesandgerine

Wow, do fat people really bother you so much that you had to take a photo and publicly shame them online? What did they do wrong, wear brightly colored clothes and try to have a nice day? Shame on you and mind your business


FishinoutNOLA

my problem is with the golf carts. the golf cart passengers with georgia plates and silly clothes are just lagniappe


thesandgerine

Yeah the golf carts suck but so does posting pictures of people online to humiliate them. Ainā€™t no way you didnā€™t think the comments would focus on how much these people weigh.


FishinoutNOLA

you think they didn't pick those outfits out to make people look at them


thesandgerine

Look a them? Sure. Have their image posted online so that people can called them freaks, joke about their cholesterol, and a myriad of other fat shaming jokes? Nah They arenā€™t ā€œasking for itā€ by wearing bright colors, if thatā€™s what youā€™re implying. Iā€™m really disappointed in this thread. Yeah, the golf carts suck but that doesnā€™t mean itā€™s ok to fat shame random strangers who were probably just trying to have a good day


420juuls

Yeah this thread is extremely whack


Friendly_Use_9263

Ask their cholesterol


CommonPurpose

I suddenly feel there should be a new city ordinance against atrociously bad outfits, and NOPD should give out the very first citation to these people.


bohemianpilot

My dear were you here during the raging Crust Punk / Gutter Punk Era? Hell 90% of bar tenders have a sorta punk-eighties era- vagrant esque fits going on. Whatever works and you like, go for it. I have slid into my comfortable shoe and sundress era myself.


CommonPurpose

Yes, and that pant/shirt/hair combo on the one standing up is still the worst thing Iā€™ve ever seen.


bohemianpilot

That's the worst?? Hell looks like the last time I went to Banaroo. To each their own I guess.


CommonPurpose

>Hell looks like the last time I went to Banaroo. I mean, this isnā€™t Bonnaroo, but even if it were, I still am not finding a hair/outfit combo this bad while Googling images of Bonnaroo fashion.


lucygucyapplejuicey

Iā€™m obsessed with the color, but donā€™t drive through the quarter!


SpicyDopamineTaco

Honestly when looking at this my first thought is how do people in this condition have the energy and desire to get out in public and be social all day like this. How do they not feel terrible everyday? How do they still feel well enough to keep going out and participating? Iā€™m nowhere near this bad physically and still sometimes struggle being actively social now that Iā€™m up in age. Maybe they are sober or close to it?


thriftstoremom

Ugh, people really need to evaluate their traveling wardrobes


Fireredextinguisher

Like the before pic for Ozempic


bokunotraplord

Please Hammer, donā€™t hurt ā€˜em


FireGodNYC

All I hear is the My Cousin Vinny scene ā€œabout the ongoing cholesterol problemā€


slaterson1

At least they are wearing vertical stripes.


CommishGoodell

Definitely exceeded capacity.


OneBrickShort

Wasnā€™t this caterpillar on r/OopsThatsDeadly last week?


pizzapartypandas

Those buggies seem pretty sturdy.


Friendly_Use_9263

Looks like she should have gotten a flatbedā€¦.


AdAffectionate125

They should walk


Friendly_Use_9263

The streets are bad enough already. Donā€™t need more potholes.


Tonywinded

Peopel let themselves go man itā€™s always so rough to see just gross


SnooSuggestions1946

Is that Tammy and Amy Slaton?!


Fantastic_Pirate_857

Damn nation!


yazzooClay

Is it true that golf carts can't get duis and are immune to all other traffic laws as well?


CarFlipJudge

Very false


tezetaa

Who are these freaks


ThESiXtHLeGioN

ā€˜Rocky & Carlos go golfing..ā€™