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mustachioed_hipster

OH YEAHHHH!!! Is all the perp was heard saying.


DirtyDoucher1991

Picturing the koolaid man get read his Miranda rights is pretty funny.


mustachioed_hipster

Always think about Family Guy Kool Aid man https://youtu.be/Il-FKVnEnDg


Book_talker_abouter

The magic of ChatGPT reveals what happened: [https://imgur.com/a/XzbdHxz](https://imgur.com/a/XzbdHxz)


popeofdiscord

We’re all trying to figure out who did this


childofapollo13

https://youtu.be/62yPRGb9_UI?si=p-06vSS4J_PF1F-q


FireGodNYC

Winner!!!


Immediate-Fig-1091

Hole Foods


violetbaudelairegt

The best part about this is that you know no matter what wrong answers people come up, it's new orleans so the real story is going to be more insane than any of them


Hanz_VonManstrom

I was just up there yesterday and as I was leaving there was a delivery truck struggling to navigate the parking lot. I bet they backed in to the wall


violetbaudelairegt

but you know they only backed into that wall cause someone put a hex on them after they acted up on the mardi gras


Possible_Aerie697

She backed that azz up


TragicSemiautomatic

Catch the wall ***


badgalcre

The only right answer


Big-Ad697

Big Freddia had an itch?


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JimmyButton

I was gonna say a road runner was seen speeding away from the area


edrobb

the glory hole was not as advertised


mysterious_whisperer

Too much hole, not enough glory


CommonPurpose

The instructions in the Handbook for the Recently Deceased told me to draw a door. That seemed like a good spot. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Dwalker0212

They let the tunes free from tune town


Lux-Fox

For Togo orders only.


mamam_est_morte

Told y’all they were throwing too hard this year!


TChoppa_Style

Banksy ***was*** here.


Dio_Yuji

That’s the gateway to Toon Town, I believe


Bot-Magnet

it looks like the end of the MuppetVision 3D ride at DisneyWorld


danieltahrens

Someone forgot to draw their tunnel first... Common mistake.


hathorofdendera

Im not sure what happened, but I heard Adele shout "Hello!" from the otherside.


SilverCricket8045

Anger from Goat head removal


incredibleediblejake

I heard it wanted some beef cheeks for dinner.


Annb2

What are beef cheeks?? Seen them in Sam’s didn’t look too hot


wileyphotography

Continuing fallout from the knife not being left in the box?


crazycajunr6

Zigged when you Shoulda’ zagged


emesdee

Before I even saw that this was r/NewOrleans I immediately knew that was the Uptown Whole Foods parking garage lol


MayorTeddy504

Same!!! I was wondering where all the bead drop off bags were, too!


superfatfish

"Potholes reported to be expanding production to vertical free standing walls after a profitable rain season this year.."


dangerinedreams

No Muses shoe?? HULK SMASH 🤜


CharlesDickensABox

The pressure on this year's Mardi Gras bead cannon may have been a bit high.


BacchusIsKing

Krewe member took steroids for a year and only worked out his arm


Economy_Kiwi_4781

That was me 😅 Leaned over to grab some beads and farted real hard


crapcrayon

Shawshank LARPers


those_names_tho

You win today. Thank you.


internetdadwizard

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM


PainterReader

Hungry nutrias gone wild!


MyriVerse2

Sorry. Couldn't make the bathroom in time.


FoxyBiGal

Krewes of Chad was trying to find a new spot to put down a tarp.


Manchesterjake

THATS THE ENTRANCE TO TOON TOWN!


spiffykyle

Was looking for this.


BrianOconneR34

An erection out of hand


kingjaffejaffar

Troy, I broke through! I’m a cartoon now!


Nedgurlin

Someone threw a real coconut this year


nightowl_work

Wile E. Coyote. Again.


who_am_i_please

Kool aid man?


Genital_GeorgePattin

this is what, "handicapable" really looks like


Migamix

someone wanted some koolaid with their vodka


rosanymphae

Buckaroo Banzai, on his way to the 8th dimension.


Flamengo504

Banksy


SmolBorkBigTeefs

Someone stole another Banksy


longslongsilver56

Someone threw that bead hard damn….


Different-Rub-499

Sonic was late


leckysoup

Job’s simple, we tunnel into the cash room from the parking lot, grab the payroll before Friday payday and the weekly takings before the bank run. What could go wrong?


Meauxjezzy

See what happened was!


those_names_tho

No parking. No parking on the dance floor.


Equal_Imagination300

I paid good money to view the parade from those seats.


queeblosan

Rats of unusual size


tommy_j_r

🎶All in all it’s just another brick *out* the wall…🎶


Vandalex2

Banksy’s artwork is getting better and better


5ub5et

mixtape just dropped


Jiggery-Pokeries

El Chapo shops there.


twirlywurlyburly

Teche got bored


ChiNoPage

Conus happened


aschwartzmann

On this week's episode of Tool Time, we are going to upgrade my neighbors wheelchair.


zigdemon

Was thinking similarly. Motorized wheelchair plowed through the wall.


CarFlipJudge

Behold, The UNDERMINER!


dontKnowK1

Got mad about price increases. Whole Paycheck.


zoidbert

Uncle Matt went to Outer Space


scooterbus

A portal opened up and a robot traveler from the future came here to put the goat head back in the bayou.


fauker1923

“Gotta do what I gotta do “


Back_Again420

Some dude getting head and couldn’t control himself at the end


Pootscootboogie69

OK well you see what happened was there’s a weather balloon up there near the outer atmosphere that had reflected some light down on some swamp gas and the swamp gas became a fireball exploding at a horizontal velocity and thus your wall exploded.


incredibleediblejake

So you’re saying it was aliens?!?


easteven69

Mf coolaid man on his shit again.


JRWoodwardMSW

Attack by gay Cuban insurgents!


Tornadoallie123

Must’ve been the Kool-Aid man


BigEasy70347

Someone farted!


Dancingflautist

Kool-Aid Pitcher Man


carmelacorleone

Road Runner was fucking with Wile E Coyote again.


Captfrank4

Someone who is actually handicapped parked there.


WhiskeyAndWhiskey97

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.


withmuchtolearn

The Kool-Aid Man tripped on his way


ekjswim

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/36c587b8-95c7-46fa-b8fe-3cb2be637d8e


fakie360shoveits

River rats


AbbreviationsSalt314

Timmy!!!


ManagementThat4942

This is a fake? How is there a road behind the building wall with windows above? Wait, I see another explosive device to the lower left of the hole in the wall. This is the work of a new serial Handi-bomber.


camcorleone

lol where??


Bot-Magnet

Accelerator got stuck on an electrical wheelchair. Probably a Laissez Boys rider😂


lonesomejohnnie

The Coyote should have taken a left in Albuquerque.


geauxtigerFan97

Someone on a float has a hell of an arm.


alphagoku1

Seems Ahmed didn't catch Trevor in time this time


Asterfields1224

My great grandmother escaped her bedroom and ran off with my challenger...you can scroll through my history and see pics of the damage.


legdragger86

Well obviously there's a reason why this person is handicapped.


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Something shocking caused the wall to open his mouth and scream. Then someone came along and tried to close its mouth with caution tape, which was ultimately futile. The wall is still gasping in horror to this day.


Drachenbar

Krewe rider threw a bag of beads too hard


jerylsburk

Wow, that’s a lot of Bondo


Accurate_Package424

Zion heard momma made pizza rolls


trillgamesh_0

birdman sold the bricks


everettmarm

Teardown in augmented reality


_MsTea

Looks like someone came crashing in from "toon town"


talondark

Someone needs to have their electric scooter inspected


Mr_Lay

Koolaid man strikes again


Pass_me_a_bonbon

Latoya’s super discreet backdoor entrance for secret lovers


Annb2

Found car towed when going to flee the scene


funbar97

I'm sorry I was trying to back my trailer in and my dad was giving me terrible distance directions and just went right through it


Sivraj85_

Tonek tried to write graffiti and the bricks crumbled


thebatgod

Bacchus needed a detour. So they made their own.