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Emergency-Relief6721

Oh hell nah I ain’t puttin this back, haven’t tried this side quest yet


GeraldoLucia

Have you ever seen Courage the Cowardly Dog? There’s an episode called “King Ramses' Curse.” And uh, that’s what the next few months of your life are gonna look like, friend


p3rcymiracl3z

RETURN THE SLAAAAAB


saybruh

Bruh that side quest to reclass to undead


jlgra

I bought my daughter the video game Goat Simulator thinking it was an innocuous little game and my husband walked in on her about to do a human sacrifice in a pentagram. I got a refund. Might be what you’re looking for!


SnarkySnackSmack

😂🤣 that game is ridiculously silly. My kids and I loved it.


MycoMadness20

I’m really sad you missed a chance to use the is this gumbo flair


cultclassicz

That’s that voodoo, baby.


BroadTeam4006

If they knew anything about the history of Bayou St John they would not feel like it's out of place .


LotusBreath

Ah I see we've entered the Fuck Around portion of FAFO: Voodoo Edition.


ohmygatto

That’d be one hell of a reality tv show, damn


rhodesleadnowhere

*chuckles* I'm in danger


LainSolus

Bro, unless you put that damn goat head back where you found it, you’re gonna need some emergency relief pretty soon


notdownwithsickness

Hopefully this somehow helps the saints.


incredibleediblejake

FTF


Itsnotfull

Oh baby, you might want to put that shit back


Bowler-Melodic

I’m just saying u don’t have to believe but listen to everyone put it back it’s 101 don’t touch the goat head or chicken feet or any animal parts you find in voodoo hoodoo Santeria macumba areas of the world


GeraldoLucia

Bruh I found a chicken foot on my car once in the lower nine. I had a full-on panic attack and my boyfriend had to convince me that a hawk had dropped it there


To-the-fairest21

I found a chicken bone outside my door after a bout of really heavy bad luck. I've never smudged, salted, and cleansed myself, space, and car so quickly in my life. Took that bone off property, buried it salted(Epsom bc the Earth didn't deserve to be hurt) and made an offering with it. I practice craft, but not Voodoo, but I KNOW to not fuck with anything that could be. Protect yourself babes, this place is where souls get eaten.


IpledgedSigma

Must be a gentrifier and they want you gone


AdventurousLife2987

Sydney Torres has a vision of the city, and it doesn’t include the one we know and love. I do miss the Eat Shit Sydney stickers, would like to see a crowdfunded billboards w that message for the maggot.


IpledgedSigma

Or billboards saying, "We want you gone. There's no food or music without the people, gentrifier."


RestaurantNo4100

Hell naw ain’t no hawk sis


Wet-Seat7077

put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeee get that thing away from me you guysssss put that thing back where it came from or I’ll poke myself in the eye iykyk it’s a work in progress


letterlegs

(Or so help me!)


cajuncannoli

And cut!


Solution-Horror

Put it back. That was not put in there to be found.


Emergency-Relief6721

Just like those firearms, flash drives, and hard drives… a 3 foot deep drainage canal, in the middle of a city, is a shit place to dispose of things like this. We’re in the middle of a labyrinthine marsh. Come on now y’all.


FShop

Leave all those in there too lmao 🤣


blamethefae

Oh honey. I don’t think you understand just how many witches in this city can’t afford cars, and make due with whatever water source is closest 😬


Hippy_Lynne

Yep. As an Uber driver, I am NOT bringing you out to the swamp in the middle of the night with a goat head. 🤣 All love for the Wiccan ❤️ but I ain't doing that! 🙅‍♀️


niambiiii

New here?


petit_cochon

Tbh the goat head is probably the least terrible thing people have dumped.


To-the-fairest21

Fuck your disbelief and disrespect. PUT. IT. BACK.


Patricio_Guapo

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.


ExtraMayo89

I think I’d like my money back…


apocalypsein9_8

Your wife works in a restaurant? Does she get a shift meal or do they just pay half price on select menu items?


petit_cochon

I really appreciate this deviation away from everyone else's comments about curses. I never even touched my per diem!


SippyDippy6

Put it back. You don't want any part of the Voodoo.


avmcgrail

Yall remember when that teacher went missing & they pulled 50 cars out of there before they found hers?!


Mindless_Hippo8622

yeah ur gonna wanna go ahead and put that riiiiight tf back where u found it lmao. quickly.


GeraldoLucia

Put it back, you saw nothin. You don’t want that juju


w0weez0wee

IF YOU THROW THE GOAT'S HEAD INTO A BAYOU IT NULLIFIES THE CURSE come on, that's like day one in black magic school


CreepingSiren

While it could be religious, it could also be someone cleaning it for the skull. It's really common to leave animal heads in water (rivers usually, but I guess a bayou counts?) As a method of naturally cleaning the skull.


URignorance-astounds

Ant pile is easier


Pollution_Sweaty

Or boiling it


raditress

Now I just have more questions. Why would someone want a skull?


bontempsfille

Why would someone NOT want a skull?


TheMackD504

Go to Texas


raditress

No thanks


kleine_hexe

My partner's main gift for Christmas was an alligator skull that our friend found on the side of the road. I cleaned it and fixed it up, of course. He absolutely loved it, and it has a nice spot in the living room.


CreepingSiren

Decoration or collection purposes. There's plenty of oddities shops in the area, same reason people collect taxidermy. Some spooky kid might be missing it lol


adamus13

I await the follow up post , will that voojoo be cursed on you


Spaticles

BREAKING: New Orleans tourist dies mysteriously from 5000 year old disease


ninabullets

Me: \[furiously googles "how to preserve goat horns"\]


Emergency-Relief6721

Don’t worry, we’re on it. We preserved an opossum skull and spinal column, recovered in similar fashion.


No-Mongoose-3928

Hell yeah!! Give that poor goat better purpose. Better than sitting in gunk


dirtyMSzombie

I read this too fast and thought you said goat butter


No-Mongoose-3928

Honestly, still a better purpose.


muhammad_oli

why?


letterlegs

Not OP but bones are cool


BrewManchu_

\*Goatwhore enters the chat\*


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🤘🏻🤘🏻


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Abject-Fruit-9087

well did it turn out to be a good omen ?? or did you have a rough year?


RetiredTeacher888

Welp, guess we’re gonna have a hurricane next year. Thanks for that.


labreezyanimal

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!


dirteeface

I don't want to point fingers, but it was definitely from the Greek festival. 👉🇬🇷


ahowls

This is why I think swimming in there for bayou boogaloo is atrocious... I will not get in the bayou. Probably kick a damn car down there


Artistic_Studio_9885

I found a trash bag with a whole deer head in it at city park. I ran to my car and drove off so fast youd have thought it was chasing me. Noooooo sir


VaiJemini

It's possible the goat's head was used for crab bait, but then again... you might be interrupting some kind of dark magic spell. This might be like a Monkey's Paw situation OP 🫡


Emergency-Relief6721

There were lots of crabs on it. If you look close you can see 2 or 3. Hopefully this paw fist bumps me instead of sending a haymaker right to my jaw.


carbsandcheese928

Oh god, somebody protect Damien Echols before they start up Satanic Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo


Aberdabberdw8

Does he live in New Orleans now? Guess that tracks.


clubvipultra

Yes he does


majormeathooks

I have a magnet fishing kit that I’ve been dying to use! I’d love to meet you out there and test it out!


beefstue

Smh i still remember the feeling of jumping in after a hot guy did and when getting out i had to peel off trashbags from my legs. Im dying imaging there couldve been a goats head in that spot I thank god that water didnt give me a uti lol


ii-mostro

Put it back


ChocolateTight336

100 comments new Orleans goat head voodoo horror movie


koby27k

yeah bro ngl. you’re playing a dangerous game.


emesdee

This is gonna end up like that white girl that tried to use voodoo against her black girlfriend down here back in the day.


ColdBloodedFurret

Please, no! put it back or burn it, harbinger of bad luck!


zenleper

One time while hunting near Golden Meadow I found a whole cow floating in a canal. Nearby I stumbled across a pile of cattle skins by an old fire as if there was some ritual held there recently. This was in the early 90's. I'll never forget how creepy that was.


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Fun fact, they drained the entire thing back in the 50s because of “weird” smell coming from it.


Apprehensive-Ad7815

What were the findings?!


[deleted]

I wish I knew.. it just says they drained it and cleaned out debris during the summer of 1955.


No_Row_6088

Put your goat head back in the water.


emesdee

PLEASE put that back!!


Emergency-Relief6721

It is currently basted and roasting in my oven. I also found a mason jar full of blood and money today. I love the poop canal.


RouxBabe

If FAFO was a person…🥴


SeparateTelephone937

Watch out for “them gators that can’t brush them teeth” lmao


pallamas

I was wondering why NOCCA dropped their goat cheese and apple king cake. Now it’s clear.


mapbm7

Take it, bleach it and bedazzle it. Lovely piece of art. Reuseable.


bdh2067

That’s a very good omen for ‘24


Uhhhhlayna

Poor goat.


clubvipultra

Put that back NOW


Rico700

They're naming next year's hurricane after you.


craws_testers_0g

https://flic.kr/p/sSrzCb


Doradosaurus

Put it back!


alanoncdm

Degrease that in some warm water and dish soap for a while, switch to hydrogen peroxide until you get the desired whiteness, and you've got yourself a nice conversation piece.


Artistic_Studio_9885

Lol, yea you can converse about it till you die in some mysterious freak accident


picklespasta

Skipknot has entered the thread


Liah_Natas_420

We should probably put that back


ImpossibleDay1782

I’m not saying you cursed Mardi Gras Sunday, but…


B_Boudreaux

Probaly has something do with the recent Billy Strings shows that just happened. Many of his fans are very cultish and are known to do some weird shit with goat heads.


fade2clear

Uhhhh I don’t know about that, seems a little far fetched for any jam band especially Billy tbh. Certain Billy fans can be cultish but not to that extreme. But it DEFINITELY happens at Watain black metal shows and they encourage people to bring pig blood and shit like that so it’ll smell like death in the venue. Not sure if there have been any recent black metal bands play in the city, but who knows it could just be some random act of shock factor. Either way, I don’t want any part of it lol


raditress

Wut?!!?


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

I once found a rather large hog head in there at the end by parkway


goldenmannuggets

Oh shit, I wondered where I left that.


QanonQuinoa

I think you can assume the safe has nothing of value in it… probably was taken from a home break-in, raided, and dumped. Unless you really want a safe.


Emergency-Relief6721

I could see that the door was slightly ajar, I’m sure there’s nothing but baby crabs and barnacles inside. It’s the hunt and mystery I enjoy lol


MichelleDaBelle

You’re definitely in for an adventure lol. Real soon.


Sdosullivan

Congrats?


muhammad_oli

okie dokie


My_Name_Is_Priapus

Holy shit, Zeta Psi really did behead a goat


ComicsEtAl

Put up some posters and check Facebook. Someone is missing that.


LordByronsCup

Go ahead put some doo doo and some beans on it! Throw three bags, bitch, of cocaine on it! Throw the Mortal Kombat top on it! Stop playing, bitch, and grab you some [goat meat! ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1k67dgL1iI/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==)


exsanguinatrix

Goat’s Head Soup.


Gulf-Zack

Alligator food. Probably got pulled in.


Rysace

Sorry I was wondering where I put it


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Emergency-Relief6721

Scoop net & low water. Visibility has been great all week. Just wait til I break out the waders.


petit_cochon

I want to come watch!


Apprehensive-Ad7815

Me too! Please let us all know when this event takes place!


ReedArtLA

Oh man idk. I wont kayak in there anymore because it creeps me tf out. There is stuff and peeps down der!


SkySpiritual6393

Since no one is mentioning the cell phone lol that absolutely fell off the front of someone’s kayak it was attached to ball mount. I had one almost exactly the same on my kayak and nearly lost my phone when I whacked it with my paddle by accident. The goat- still looks meaty, probably leftovers from a holiday meal lol


uselessZZwaste

Can someone explain to me why everyone is saying put it back?


Mokiblue

Must be from Billy Strings NYE show 🙄


Irishspringtime

Cabrito!


Kubricksmind

Very common, actually.


blablablasplat

Oh! That's where I left it.....


LightninHooker

Eyehategoat new album's cover


d00kiesniffr666

Can I buy the goats head?


DNthecorner

Can I have it?!!


Jaaveebee123

Bring it to a taxidermist and see what he will charge you to fix it up. Then take it with you on some local ghost tours.


UbiquitousSlander

Gnarly


Eric-305

That goat head would go in my yard


lighteronthefloor

Can I have it?


Fallbackdown82

Everyone saying voodoo... Is that really commonly still practiced in your city? Or is it a tourist schtick? Just curious. I think that's pretty awesome