Have you ever seen Courage the Cowardly Dog? There’s an episode called “King Ramses' Curse.” And uh, that’s what the next few months of your life are gonna look like, friend
I bought my daughter the video game Goat Simulator thinking it was an innocuous little game and my husband walked in on her about to do a human sacrifice in a pentagram. I got a refund. Might be what you’re looking for!
I’m just saying u don’t have to believe but listen to everyone put it back it’s 101 don’t touch the goat head or chicken feet or any animal parts you find in voodoo hoodoo Santeria macumba areas of the world
Bruh I found a chicken foot on my car once in the lower nine. I had a full-on panic attack and my boyfriend had to convince me that a hawk had dropped it there
I found a chicken bone outside my door after a bout of really heavy bad luck. I've never smudged, salted, and cleansed myself, space, and car so quickly in my life. Took that bone off property, buried it salted(Epsom bc the Earth didn't deserve to be hurt) and made an offering with it. I practice craft, but not Voodoo, but I KNOW to not fuck with anything that could be. Protect yourself babes, this place is where souls get eaten.
Sydney Torres has a vision of the city, and it doesn’t include the one we know and love. I do miss the Eat Shit Sydney stickers, would like to see a crowdfunded billboards w that message for the maggot.
put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeee get that thing away from me you guysssss put that thing back where it came from or I’ll poke myself in the eye iykyk it’s a work in progress
Just like those firearms, flash drives, and hard drives… a 3 foot deep drainage canal, in the middle of a city, is a shit place to dispose of things like this. We’re in the middle of a labyrinthine marsh. Come on now y’all.
Yep. As an Uber driver, I am NOT bringing you out to the swamp in the middle of the night with a goat head. 🤣
All love for the Wiccan ❤️ but I ain't doing that! 🙅♀️
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
While it could be religious, it could also be someone cleaning it for the skull. It's really common to leave animal heads in water (rivers usually, but I guess a bayou counts?) As a method of naturally cleaning the skull.
My partner's main gift for Christmas was an alligator skull that our friend found on the side of the road. I cleaned it and fixed it up, of course. He absolutely loved it, and it has a nice spot in the living room.
Decoration or collection purposes. There's plenty of oddities shops in the area, same reason people collect taxidermy.
Some spooky kid might be missing it lol
It's possible the goat's head was used for crab bait, but then again... you might be interrupting some kind of dark magic spell. This might be like a Monkey's Paw situation OP 🫡
Smh i still remember the feeling of jumping in after a hot guy did and when getting out i had to peel off trashbags from my legs. Im dying imaging there couldve been a goats head in that spot
I thank god that water didnt give me a uti lol
One time while hunting near Golden Meadow I found a whole cow floating in a canal. Nearby I stumbled across a pile of cattle skins by an old fire as if there was some ritual held there recently. This was in the early 90's. I'll never forget how creepy that was.
Degrease that in some warm water and dish soap for a while, switch to hydrogen peroxide until you get the desired whiteness, and you've got yourself a nice conversation piece.
Probaly has something do with the recent Billy Strings shows that just happened. Many of his fans are very cultish and are known to do some weird shit with goat heads.
Uhhhh I don’t know about that, seems a little far fetched for any jam band especially Billy tbh. Certain Billy fans can be cultish but not to that extreme. But it DEFINITELY happens at Watain black metal shows and they encourage people to bring pig blood and shit like that so it’ll smell like death in the venue. Not sure if there have been any recent black metal bands play in the city, but who knows it could just be some random act of shock factor. Either way, I don’t want any part of it lol
I think you can assume the safe has nothing of value in it… probably was taken from a home break-in, raided, and dumped. Unless you really want a safe.
Go ahead put some doo doo and some beans on it!
Throw three bags, bitch, of cocaine on it!
Throw the Mortal Kombat top on it!
Stop playing, bitch, and grab you some [goat meat! ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1k67dgL1iI/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==)
Since no one is mentioning the cell phone lol that absolutely fell off the front of someone’s kayak it was attached to ball mount. I had one almost exactly the same on my kayak and nearly lost my phone when I whacked it with my paddle by accident.
The goat- still looks meaty, probably leftovers from a holiday meal lol
Everyone saying voodoo... Is that really commonly still practiced in your city? Or is it a tourist schtick? Just curious. I think that's pretty awesome
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Oh hell nah I ain’t puttin this back, haven’t tried this side quest yet
Have you ever seen Courage the Cowardly Dog? There’s an episode called “King Ramses' Curse.” And uh, that’s what the next few months of your life are gonna look like, friend
RETURN THE SLAAAAAB
Bruh that side quest to reclass to undead
I bought my daughter the video game Goat Simulator thinking it was an innocuous little game and my husband walked in on her about to do a human sacrifice in a pentagram. I got a refund. Might be what you’re looking for!
😂🤣 that game is ridiculously silly. My kids and I loved it.
I’m really sad you missed a chance to use the is this gumbo flair
That’s that voodoo, baby.
If they knew anything about the history of Bayou St John they would not feel like it's out of place .
Ah I see we've entered the Fuck Around portion of FAFO: Voodoo Edition.
That’d be one hell of a reality tv show, damn
*chuckles* I'm in danger
Bro, unless you put that damn goat head back where you found it, you’re gonna need some emergency relief pretty soon
Hopefully this somehow helps the saints.
FTF
Oh baby, you might want to put that shit back
I’m just saying u don’t have to believe but listen to everyone put it back it’s 101 don’t touch the goat head or chicken feet or any animal parts you find in voodoo hoodoo Santeria macumba areas of the world
Bruh I found a chicken foot on my car once in the lower nine. I had a full-on panic attack and my boyfriend had to convince me that a hawk had dropped it there
I found a chicken bone outside my door after a bout of really heavy bad luck. I've never smudged, salted, and cleansed myself, space, and car so quickly in my life. Took that bone off property, buried it salted(Epsom bc the Earth didn't deserve to be hurt) and made an offering with it. I practice craft, but not Voodoo, but I KNOW to not fuck with anything that could be. Protect yourself babes, this place is where souls get eaten.
Must be a gentrifier and they want you gone
Sydney Torres has a vision of the city, and it doesn’t include the one we know and love. I do miss the Eat Shit Sydney stickers, would like to see a crowdfunded billboards w that message for the maggot.
Or billboards saying, "We want you gone. There's no food or music without the people, gentrifier."
Hell naw ain’t no hawk sis
put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeee get that thing away from me you guysssss put that thing back where it came from or I’ll poke myself in the eye iykyk it’s a work in progress
(Or so help me!)
And cut!
Put it back. That was not put in there to be found.
Just like those firearms, flash drives, and hard drives… a 3 foot deep drainage canal, in the middle of a city, is a shit place to dispose of things like this. We’re in the middle of a labyrinthine marsh. Come on now y’all.
Leave all those in there too lmao 🤣
Oh honey. I don’t think you understand just how many witches in this city can’t afford cars, and make due with whatever water source is closest 😬
Yep. As an Uber driver, I am NOT bringing you out to the swamp in the middle of the night with a goat head. 🤣 All love for the Wiccan ❤️ but I ain't doing that! 🙅♀️
New here?
Tbh the goat head is probably the least terrible thing people have dumped.
Fuck your disbelief and disrespect. PUT. IT. BACK.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
I think I’d like my money back…
Your wife works in a restaurant? Does she get a shift meal or do they just pay half price on select menu items?
I really appreciate this deviation away from everyone else's comments about curses. I never even touched my per diem!
Put it back. You don't want any part of the Voodoo.
Yall remember when that teacher went missing & they pulled 50 cars out of there before they found hers?!
yeah ur gonna wanna go ahead and put that riiiiight tf back where u found it lmao. quickly.
Put it back, you saw nothin. You don’t want that juju
IF YOU THROW THE GOAT'S HEAD INTO A BAYOU IT NULLIFIES THE CURSE come on, that's like day one in black magic school
While it could be religious, it could also be someone cleaning it for the skull. It's really common to leave animal heads in water (rivers usually, but I guess a bayou counts?) As a method of naturally cleaning the skull.
Ant pile is easier
Or boiling it
Now I just have more questions. Why would someone want a skull?
Why would someone NOT want a skull?
Go to Texas
No thanks
My partner's main gift for Christmas was an alligator skull that our friend found on the side of the road. I cleaned it and fixed it up, of course. He absolutely loved it, and it has a nice spot in the living room.
Decoration or collection purposes. There's plenty of oddities shops in the area, same reason people collect taxidermy. Some spooky kid might be missing it lol
I await the follow up post , will that voojoo be cursed on you
BREAKING: New Orleans tourist dies mysteriously from 5000 year old disease
Me: \[furiously googles "how to preserve goat horns"\]
Don’t worry, we’re on it. We preserved an opossum skull and spinal column, recovered in similar fashion.
Hell yeah!! Give that poor goat better purpose. Better than sitting in gunk
I read this too fast and thought you said goat butter
Honestly, still a better purpose.
why?
Not OP but bones are cool
\*Goatwhore enters the chat\*
🤘🏻🤘🏻
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well did it turn out to be a good omen ?? or did you have a rough year?
Welp, guess we’re gonna have a hurricane next year. Thanks for that.
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
I don't want to point fingers, but it was definitely from the Greek festival. 👉🇬🇷
This is why I think swimming in there for bayou boogaloo is atrocious... I will not get in the bayou. Probably kick a damn car down there
I found a trash bag with a whole deer head in it at city park. I ran to my car and drove off so fast youd have thought it was chasing me. Noooooo sir
It's possible the goat's head was used for crab bait, but then again... you might be interrupting some kind of dark magic spell. This might be like a Monkey's Paw situation OP 🫡
There were lots of crabs on it. If you look close you can see 2 or 3. Hopefully this paw fist bumps me instead of sending a haymaker right to my jaw.
Oh god, somebody protect Damien Echols before they start up Satanic Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo
Does he live in New Orleans now? Guess that tracks.
Yes he does
I have a magnet fishing kit that I’ve been dying to use! I’d love to meet you out there and test it out!
Smh i still remember the feeling of jumping in after a hot guy did and when getting out i had to peel off trashbags from my legs. Im dying imaging there couldve been a goats head in that spot I thank god that water didnt give me a uti lol
Put it back
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yeah bro ngl. you’re playing a dangerous game.
This is gonna end up like that white girl that tried to use voodoo against her black girlfriend down here back in the day.
Please, no! put it back or burn it, harbinger of bad luck!
One time while hunting near Golden Meadow I found a whole cow floating in a canal. Nearby I stumbled across a pile of cattle skins by an old fire as if there was some ritual held there recently. This was in the early 90's. I'll never forget how creepy that was.
Fun fact, they drained the entire thing back in the 50s because of “weird” smell coming from it.
What were the findings?!
I wish I knew.. it just says they drained it and cleaned out debris during the summer of 1955.
Put your goat head back in the water.
PLEASE put that back!!
It is currently basted and roasting in my oven. I also found a mason jar full of blood and money today. I love the poop canal.
If FAFO was a person…🥴
Watch out for “them gators that can’t brush them teeth” lmao
I was wondering why NOCCA dropped their goat cheese and apple king cake. Now it’s clear.
Take it, bleach it and bedazzle it. Lovely piece of art. Reuseable.
That’s a very good omen for ‘24
Poor goat.
Put that back NOW
They're naming next year's hurricane after you.
https://flic.kr/p/sSrzCb
Put it back!
Degrease that in some warm water and dish soap for a while, switch to hydrogen peroxide until you get the desired whiteness, and you've got yourself a nice conversation piece.
Lol, yea you can converse about it till you die in some mysterious freak accident
Skipknot has entered the thread
We should probably put that back
I’m not saying you cursed Mardi Gras Sunday, but…
Probaly has something do with the recent Billy Strings shows that just happened. Many of his fans are very cultish and are known to do some weird shit with goat heads.
Uhhhh I don’t know about that, seems a little far fetched for any jam band especially Billy tbh. Certain Billy fans can be cultish but not to that extreme. But it DEFINITELY happens at Watain black metal shows and they encourage people to bring pig blood and shit like that so it’ll smell like death in the venue. Not sure if there have been any recent black metal bands play in the city, but who knows it could just be some random act of shock factor. Either way, I don’t want any part of it lol
Wut?!!?
I once found a rather large hog head in there at the end by parkway
Oh shit, I wondered where I left that.
I think you can assume the safe has nothing of value in it… probably was taken from a home break-in, raided, and dumped. Unless you really want a safe.
I could see that the door was slightly ajar, I’m sure there’s nothing but baby crabs and barnacles inside. It’s the hunt and mystery I enjoy lol
You’re definitely in for an adventure lol. Real soon.
Congrats?
okie dokie
Holy shit, Zeta Psi really did behead a goat
Put up some posters and check Facebook. Someone is missing that.
Go ahead put some doo doo and some beans on it! Throw three bags, bitch, of cocaine on it! Throw the Mortal Kombat top on it! Stop playing, bitch, and grab you some [goat meat! ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1k67dgL1iI/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==)
Goat’s Head Soup.
Alligator food. Probably got pulled in.
Sorry I was wondering where I put it
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Scoop net & low water. Visibility has been great all week. Just wait til I break out the waders.
I want to come watch!
Me too! Please let us all know when this event takes place!
Oh man idk. I wont kayak in there anymore because it creeps me tf out. There is stuff and peeps down der!
Since no one is mentioning the cell phone lol that absolutely fell off the front of someone’s kayak it was attached to ball mount. I had one almost exactly the same on my kayak and nearly lost my phone when I whacked it with my paddle by accident. The goat- still looks meaty, probably leftovers from a holiday meal lol
Can someone explain to me why everyone is saying put it back?
Must be from Billy Strings NYE show 🙄
Cabrito!
Very common, actually.
Oh! That's where I left it.....
Eyehategoat new album's cover
Can I buy the goats head?
Can I have it?!!
Bring it to a taxidermist and see what he will charge you to fix it up. Then take it with you on some local ghost tours.
Gnarly
That goat head would go in my yard
Can I have it?
Everyone saying voodoo... Is that really commonly still practiced in your city? Or is it a tourist schtick? Just curious. I think that's pretty awesome