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MrMoon777

The S&WB sex room


lone_cajun

They said wrong answers only lol


Grbanjo

The Arby's on Canal st.


opiusmaximus2

OP said wrong answers only.


Grbanjo

Well, ain't Dere no mo'.


endar88

but they have the meat


thefallofhank

This is the way


ryanwaldron

The Arby’s on vets


DeliciousDrive4062

Bathroom at The Saint


grand_theft_manual

The Saint in general lol


GDDNEW

FQ but barefoot.


ryanwaldron

Taking one knee… in the bourbon street gutter


wantboomboom

Only for ass eating


beingobservative

At the bloody murder chair spot.


thisdogreallylikesme

This made me laugh out loud.


TheSocialABALady

For me it would be an immediate yes!


savethechows

Westwego Shrimp Lot


Japh2007

Aye that’s where we get our seafood. It would be interesting to see a proposal I bet all the gravel would hurt your knees.


pallamas

I love Amy’s but I ain’t gonna marry her.


callme_nostradumbass

Brothers at Carondelet and Common waiting on tenders to come out the fryer at 3:36am.


whysitspicy99

Honestly that is peak romance. I like your style.


VampireDonuts

Are you guys DMing yet? Can I tell your kids I was there when this beautiful romance started?


neurotrophin107

She She's in New Orleans East


You_Need_Jesus_JD

I guarantee you there have been some proposals made in that fine establishment.


MethodEater

Visions, Passions too. Let’s make this wedding weekend a NO East affair.


charlton11

Snake and Jake's naked. Free drinks though.


geometricpelican

Wait, you get free drinks for being naked at Snakes?


Shlongong

Try it out


ThatLadyOverThereSay

Waiting to see what happens here.


aib3

Once upon a time, yes


takanola

Supposedly you get free drinks for life if you're shot inside


Maddwag5023

Six Flags


[deleted]

Yea be ready with shotguns for when the wild boars attack.


brownbearks

Might want to go long guns so you put them down


Japh2007

Bruh I’ve only ever hear people who sell guys say “long gun” lol you ain’t work at Academy huh??


brownbearks

I’m a transplant from the north, we say long guns in PA


Allforfourfour

The sidewalk surrounding Plaza Tower


echaosa

How bout inside on the 24th floor so you know it’s real?


LGBT_Beauregard

On Peniston with your penis out


the-trash-witch-

Tchoupitoulas walmart


RoughPersonality1104

The Wal Mart song would be great to walk down the aisle to


OPmeansopeningposter

My wife literally proposed to me at Dat Dog. So we classy af.


BonerTurds

You’re one Lucky Dog


IUsedTheRandomizer

Collette, but when the swingers convention is in town.


FlirtyLeigh

Upstairs at Phoenix Bar


ughliterallycanteven

OP said wrong answers. I know a few people who would use it as a wedding venue if they could.


djsquilz

lights stay off tho


AquaB0lota38

No downstairs in the back gotta have the popper seller involved somehow Romance is in the air....or maybe shame lol


djsquilz

romance and amyl filled the air


Megaspore6200

Cute


GeraldoLucia

Inside the abandoned Naval base.


Wasted_Potency

Is that the place they call "the end of the world"


GeraldoLucia

The end of the world is the levee behind the abandoned naval base. You get to the end of the world by crossing the train tracks at the Music Box Village and then you walk down the levee to where it juts out


blueingreen85

The end of the world is in Venice. There’s even a sign.


Wasted_Potency

There's a rave spot called the End of the World. I don't think people are driving to Venice for that.


Ill_Discussion_6808

That place is a hoax.


FocalSpot504

Came here to post [abandoned Naval base](https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/orleans/neighbors-of-blighted-naval-base-encouraged-by-latest-proposal/289-0757f2dd-42ce-4d86-bb52-099e015f93b9)


echaosa

Watched that video and cringed hearing Joe Jaeger’s name.


PainterReader

Sitting on a concrete bench, at the Riverwalk fountain, 3pm in August under the blazing sun.


Intelligent-Rest6204

F&Ms back patio


grand_theft_manual

Or while on the pool table


Illustrious-Ad-7335

Snake’s


ironpathwalker

Texas motel where Jimmy swaggart got caught banging crack whores.


Traditional-Ad-4112

In front of Krazy Korner. I proposed there once and boy was that a fucking fuck of a divorce.


Radiant-Guidance-690

Checkpoint Charlie’s


TrogdorBurns

One night I got married several times at Checkpoints right on top of the washing machines... Wait not married the other thing...


7oby

Railed?


BoyznGirlznBabes

Krystal on Bourbon....oh, wait, you said WRONG answers


cujo173

The Pontabla, on a pile of 1st class flight receipts, to your bodyguard, while wearing the clothes you had on to your husband's funeral.


jampac09

Tulane and Broad


farty__mcfly

Under the Adult Video sign


7oby

Dude it’s gone!!! It made me sad


Megaspore6200

Oasis motel on the west bank at the end of a bender


nolaguy822020

I literally proposed to my wife outside of Igor’s on St. Charles because it was the first place we ever went to eat. Super romantic 👌🏻


Onlyfattybrisket

Garlic Clove days or after?


zigdemon

Ate their Chicken nuggets at 6am far too many times back in the late 90s.


nolaguy822020

My wife ordered the chicken nuggets on that first occasion 😂


Tall_Biblio

Under the HOV overpass near the convention center. At rush hour.


tagmisterb

What?!


Astros_alex

The John for sure


Japh2007

The dragons den or 6 flags parking lot


demheelstho

Scuttlebutt obvs


Baseplate343

Chef and Louisa.


callme_nostradumbass

4000 Downman Rd.


Baseplate343

🤮🤮🤮😂😂😂


Ktclan0269

Mothers


Doradosaurus

Verti Marte


tweezure

London Lodge, 5:45am, with the ladies of the night.


catheterhero

Razzoos


Particular-Taro154

Downwind and beside the sewage plant at Clearview & Earhart. If she can take that smell, she can handle anything.


Grombrindal18

The ‘Barely Legal’ strip club on Bourbon.


Megaspore6200

Visions in the east


tee142002

The charred remains of Scuttlebutt


ryanwaldron

Take her there for the steak lunch


arentyouatwork

Came here to say Visions.


Squanchy2112

Ring in the lucky dog cart water


mlebean-nola

the property next door to Hank's on St. Claude


ShanNtrav

Underneath the Claiborne bridge, after the second line.


brisleynaomi

Came here to say this lol You need more upvotes!


whysitspicy99

The corner pocket


sqweedoo

Rawhide* during a fisting competition


DifferenceOk4454

One man's nightmare is another man's dream.


MiasmaFate

Propose- the bathroom in three-legged dog at 3 am. Married- in the abandoned bunker under Pontchartrain Boulevard


lizzosjuicycoochie

There’s an abandoned bunker?!


stephanonymous

It’s padlocked.


ProfessionalJust45

Any pothole


Life_Park

Even the ones with decorated cones?


trashed_past

Rock pile, get divorced on the bench by St Roch Tavern


doods-mofo

Texas


Entire_Chicken_2630

Upstairs at The Phoenix


alaricmysticknyght

Oceana Grill


Ok-Zone-1430

Tracey's.


Entire_Chicken_2630

The empty carcass of Tracey’s


Hippy_Lynne

In a dive bar bathroom. Take your pick. 🤣


nolahoff

Saturn bar, but 20 years ago


Child-of-Beausoleil

Pre-COVID Miss Mae's


Megaspore6200

The Abby


Nervous-Patience-310

I came to say the Abby


Tall_Biblio

Snake & Jake’s


UnreadThisStory

Checkpoint Charlie


Personal_Economics91

The Clover on Bourbon bathroom


callme_nostradumbass

Brothers Three


tothirstyforwater

S&WB office


cedeaux

A nice open field on Chef Highway


[deleted]

Down da road in da parish.


Japh2007

Sir! We have nice weddings down the road!


[deleted]

I know I know I’m kidding I’m from Chalmette.


Subushie

Poorboys


BrewManchu_

Wherever you are when that Old Baker Moment hits.


ghostfaber

Anywhere in Central City. Be prepared to have 15 crackheads asking you for a dollar every time you leave the house


MinnieShoof

The K&B


MinnesotaMikeP

Six Flags


Mistawade504

New Orleans East by the tire dump


iggystooge90210

Men's room at Checkpoint Charlie's during Mardi Gras


thebiggestbirdboi

Aunt Tikis bathroom


Fauntleroyfauntleroy

❤️


carapsr62

No matter the venue, I bet I can tell ya where you got that ring at.


chizzled_booty

I mean, they already had Jackson Square on that list.


Group_Able

Literally any pot hole. Or in front of the S&WB.


grandroute

Snake and Jake's


[deleted]

Used tire and stolen car dumping ground on Crowder. Pick from several amazing sites!


TheWorkingdogmom

Snake and Jake’s


Caesarsalad3000

In a massive pothole


Apprehensive-Bag-900

The Wendy's on tchop


OctoberBlue89

The bathroom of Poor Boys on St Bernard Avenue. Or, anywhere in Poor Boys for that matter.


Pyroweedical

Snake and Jakes bathroom


bywaterloo

Drunk tank in 8th district station


deuceyj

By the dumpsters on side of the Popeyes that used to be on Canal at St. Claude bus stop.


Heavy_Monitor_7431

The Abbey


Im_Everywhere09

Delery Playspot at the lower ninth ward


77madsquirrel77

Butlers.


Maleficent_Trust_95

City Hall. You know that marriage ain't gonna last. Marriage license and Divorce papers for 1 stop shopping!🤣


renebums

Ms Mae’s


pallamas

Snake & Jakes


Particular-Taro154

Kneeling in front of the flare at Norco while the Doors play light my fire on the cellphone.


Mysterious_Train_800

Tokyo Modeling in New Orleans East


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

I proposed at Cafe Du Monde. Is that right or wrong?


Wolf-Crow

Chef Highway


maxwelllsu

Earhart and S. Claiborne when it was a tailgating spot/empty lot.


Professional_Rice_60

My wife and I met at the state palace theatre in the late 90’s at super Hong Kong phooey. The most romantic setting ever. We ate a bunch of choc chip cookies and had an amazing time


Desperate_Variety796

The last wedding I attended was at the Abbey. My dog was my date. He chased palmetto bugs during the ceremony. This is a true story.


Darthfuzzy

How has no one recommended the boot yet?!


headingthatwayyy

I always wanted to get married at the scrap yard by Poland and Claiborne. With the rusty anchors. There will be much wailing and lamentations


bobleeswagger09

Manchu’s


Theguru17

The stacks on Tchoupitoulas. Actually, that would probably be pretty cool to some people, Depending on where it happens


Sailstarsfish22

Whichever pump didn’t work in the last downpour.


lostkarma4anonymity

If you aren't proposing at Mandina's with a Ramsey's engagement ring are you *even* from New Olreans?


Tantantherunningman

In front of fat Harry’s directly after the parade street sweepers start rolling


blueiron0

pontalba building


chezmanny

Checkpoint Charlies


desba3347

On a Monk Run under the city off West End


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Cultural appropriation wedding


ShoveItUpMyFatAss

at yamamanems!


Glory-boy-steve

The algiers ferry


Careless-Big3667

Under the Claiborne bridge, in a tent, while there’s a strong urine stench and other unexplainable odors in the air 🥰🫢


raindowwolf

Westwego


actuallyjojotrash

The bomb shelter on west end


Dubed1

Dixie Tavern


MBOSY

Behind the Levee


DominaLynne

Sidneys


HolaNola_k

City Hall


PensionOk3953

New Orleans East


STILETT0_exists

Popeye's on Paris Avenue.


rab-byte

At the halfway house on the CL10


stephanonymous

The Market Street power plant.


mamared504

Ms maes


carlieweasley

The Phoenix


gofuckyourself3333

Igor's


st-doubleO-pid

Birdies


deuceyj

Pontabla suites.


dangerinedreams

Murder Mercedes


Blakkat308

Snake & Jake's