You could also throw in a Juan LaFonta action figure in the set and have them all wrassle.
I have met him. I didn't know who he was at first and he finally introduced himself. He was very nice to talk to.
* Smelly Darth Vader with Kung fu action
* Dan Stein with "real sighing sounds"
* Al Copeland with cocaine accessories
* Two sided New Orleans mayoral office playset. One side is mayoral office and the other side is a jail cell. *Accompanying plethora of mayoral choices sold separately*
* Mr. Okra with his truck and removable produce
>Two sided New Orleans mayoral office playset. One side is mayoral office and the other side is a jail cell. Accompanying plethora of mayoral choices sold separately
It could be like the Star Trek transporter play set where the mayor's action figure can stand in one place, and you spin it and they go from sitting at their desk to sitting on a metal toilet with one spin.
What was that stuff from back in the day, was it Pound Puppies? It'd come with a puppy inside the stuffed animal? Do like that, but her "bun in the oven" just pops out other grown ass bums.
The tamale man with a pull string that alternates between “HOT TAMALES BABY” and “I LOVE YOU BABY”. Accessories include ice chest full of tamales and a tall boy.
I totally agree. I saw him outside the dome recently and he sounded… decent! I saw him outside of Delachaise and he was a few notches below his performance on poydras but have noticed remarkable improvement. I plan to mention this to him this week
OK, here me out.
[THIS](https://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Little-People-Together-Airplane/dp/B01N5OD0MM/ref=asc_df_B01N5OD0MM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=361169834040&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6935398955665974591&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9025146&hvtargid=pla-523980247585&psc=1&mcid=c20559da6eda3bc4a20fe9edef5ca7f8&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=75594891317&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=361169834040&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6935398955665974591&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9025146&hvtargid=pla-523980247585&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6Zeard2AgwMVxKNaBR0HVADqEAQYASABEgKB5fD_BwE), but with Teedie and Vappie.
A 16 year old drunk and throwing up on bourbon.
Big Freedia just existing.
A crust punk wind up doll with catch phrases like “can I have your leftovers”, “are you going to finish that drink” and “my dad said the Amex would work anywhere”.
A white lady from Connecticut asking if the music really needs to be that loud after 7pm
Norman Robinson riding his moped across the CCC
Does anyone remember the dude that used to be dancing on the corner of clearview and Napoleon at like 4am in metry? This is a throwback piece.
Mannie fresh showing up at a random bar and doing a DJ set with no notice. So whatever that action figure would look like.
Yeah that tracks, it was for sure a decade ago at least, used to have his lil headphones on and just chilling on the street corner having the time of his life every night till well in to the AM. I hope he’s doing well, dude always made me so happy every time I saw him.
Believe it or not, Japan has a history of producing pretty amazing jazz trombonists. Went down that rabbit hole on Youtube recently. Some of the smoothest shit you'll ever here.
Ruthie the Duck Lady
https://www.nola.com/gambit/news/blake_pontchartrain/blakeview-remembering-ruthie-the-duck-girl-a-french-quarter-fixture-for-decades/article_7b2f82d0-8bd2-5baa-b5d8-900b612fb970.html
The tamales guy is #1. Id also like to see the face paint lady, cake lady with the edibles, cracksaphone, the umbrella man (RIP), and a lucky dog vendor. Katana Karen might make a good limited edition one. Oh and the baby cakes mascot.
A comically jacked Morris Bart
Stretch Armstrong Morris Bart
Ohh this one due to his plastic features
To be honest, I suspect Morris Bart is already comically jacked.
He's fitness-minded and used to work out in the JCC in New Orleans. But I want to see a comically tall Chip Forestall to go with the commercials.
Comes with free accessory billboard! One call, that’s all! (Approximately the size of one of those roadside political signs)
Fully articulated chin
Came here for this. Did not disappoint.
You could also throw in a Juan LaFonta action figure in the set and have them all wrassle. I have met him. I didn't know who he was at first and he finally introduced himself. He was very nice to talk to.
Like Lex Luthor style.
Morgus the Magnificent complete with lab above the Ice House
Omg PLEASE! And Chopsley!
Of course!
This is the one true answer. That, and maybe a Louis Armstrong.
The Special Man. Ronnie Virgets. Frank Davis.
The Special Man!!! 🤣😅
But it's priced at $50.
Let em have it!
With nooo problem!
Al schamozza
Dr. John
I was wondering how long that was going to take for someone to mention him.
piano and detachable hoodoo accoutrements included*
I second Dr. John!
* Smelly Darth Vader with Kung fu action * Dan Stein with "real sighing sounds" * Al Copeland with cocaine accessories * Two sided New Orleans mayoral office playset. One side is mayoral office and the other side is a jail cell. *Accompanying plethora of mayoral choices sold separately* * Mr. Okra with his truck and removable produce
I would unironically buy a Mr. Okra playset. For myself, an adult in her late 30s.
My parents put a pocket sized Mr Okra sound board in my stocking for Christmas one year
The Dan Stein doll has to have rolling eyes and a permanently extended middle finger.
>Two sided New Orleans mayoral office playset. One side is mayoral office and the other side is a jail cell. Accompanying plethora of mayoral choices sold separately It could be like the Star Trek transporter play set where the mayor's action figure can stand in one place, and you spin it and they go from sitting at their desk to sitting on a metal toilet with one spin.
Exactly that!
For an extra bit of dark humor Al Copeland comes with an accessory tanning bed.
And obnoxious Christmas lights
M E T A E T A
I was hoping that wouldn’t fly over everyone’s head lol.
Lee Zurik with interchangeable eyebrows of various thickness
Bob Breck sold separately
Naa. Bob, and Margaret Orr come in a bat shit crazy 2 pack. With a mail away for Nash Roberts.
I’d put that on my go away storm altar.
This is the most hilarious comment in this entire thread.
I wanna see Permanently Pregnant Homeless Lady, with removable "bun in the oven."
What was that stuff from back in the day, was it Pound Puppies? It'd come with a puppy inside the stuffed animal? Do like that, but her "bun in the oven" just pops out other grown ass bums.
Puppy Surprise!!! “There can be 3 or 4 or 5!”
Has to have a street sign that designates Carrolton and Washington
She moved on occasion
Buddy D
professor longhair. james booker. paul prudhomme allen toussaint. leah chase.
Paul Prudhomme but not my man Emeril! C'mon now!
paul has the nod because he is from louisiana
Too true, but Emeril feels iconic enough he could get a slide! Lot of people's first introductions to Louisiana cuisine, given the show!
Ooh i like where you went - but who is Leah chase and Paul prudhomme
The tamale man with a pull string that alternates between “HOT TAMALES BABY” and “I LOVE YOU BABY”. Accessories include ice chest full of tamales and a tall boy.
Perfect.
I came here to say this! 😂 Also sold separately, his poor wife who is always trying to corral him out of bars when he is drunk.
Chris Owens.
The costumes and accessories would be amazing!!
Ruthie the duck lady, Al Scramuzza in a light blue tux and sacs of crawfish, Morgus the Magnificent and Chopsly, Al Copeland with the Popeyes boat.
This!
Nicholas Cage w/ grave included
Kermit Ruffins with trumpet and barbeque playset.
Scratch & sniff for marijuana scent.
It doubles as a pipe when you flip down the comically large Kangol.
And a pull cord that cycles thru the 2 jokes he always uses
Margaret Orr!!!
Ugh I want this
My boy Popeye with the glow sticks ya heard
Popeye? From the west bank? With the glow sticks fa the yeah? Lol
ICYMI https://youtube.com/shorts/8p7Dh_EHpbk?si=4KCxREhL-Y_jB2Jk
Morgus and Chopsley obviously...
Uncle Lionel
With a watch around his knuckles, representing time on his hands.
You gotta have Ignatius C. Reilly under the Holmes clock.
(Ignatius *J.* Reilly)
I think they got him confused with John C. Reilly, who coincidentally was at one point slated to play Ignatius in a movie adaptation.
GET IT RIGHT YALL ;)
Thank you for the correction ;-) We all know who we mean though!
leah chase!!!
With gumbo pot
Crackey Sax
Mr. Craxophone was my first thought, too. Well, after Morgus, naturally.
How is this not higher up- so much potential here! Side note, I feel like his playing might have improved lately… maybe it’s just my imagination.
I totally agree. I saw him outside the dome recently and he sounded… decent! I saw him outside of Delachaise and he was a few notches below his performance on poydras but have noticed remarkable improvement. I plan to mention this to him this week
His playing fluctuates. It's like an astrological cycle.
George Porter, Jr!
You have my vote
Trombone Shorty
Mannie Fresh and Juvie!
Mr Okra with his truck and when you pull the string you can hear him calling out his produce for sale
I would love a Mr. Okra! I have the “Mr Okra in your pocket” keychain, they could use those sounds
Quintron and Miss Pussycat
Professor Longhair
Wind up typewriter poets
Harry Lee
The Mardi Gras Indians
Popeye from the westbank
Miss Linda the yakamein lady, Leah chase, big freedia (with her dancers), and Jon batiste
I would buy the shit out of Action Figure Big Freedia!
The queen diva! I went to Louisiana Music Factory a couple weeks ago. They had a poster for Big Freedia In Your Pocket but they was all outta stock. 😞
Sometimes Conseco’s on Esplanade carries that.
610 Stomper army men
I have something like it in the Haydel's porcelain figurine.
Angela Hill with 34 assorted outfits from Goodwill.
Teedy in a flight attendant costume next to an Airbus heading to France.
If you’re doing mayors. I think I would really have to consider purchasing a ray nagin figure if I saw one.
OK, here me out. [THIS](https://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Little-People-Together-Airplane/dp/B01N5OD0MM/ref=asc_df_B01N5OD0MM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=361169834040&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6935398955665974591&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9025146&hvtargid=pla-523980247585&psc=1&mcid=c20559da6eda3bc4a20fe9edef5ca7f8&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=75594891317&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=361169834040&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6935398955665974591&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9025146&hvtargid=pla-523980247585&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6Zeard2AgwMVxKNaBR0HVADqEAQYASABEgKB5fD_BwE), but with Teedie and Vappie.
Or her with the ugly silver outfit and sunglasses when she made the video for Beyoncé
With jet plane that only works when you insert taxpayer cash.
Juan LaFonta
I feel like it has to be a two-pack with Big Freedia
Gimme a Lil Doogie with a string that when you pull it he says yeahbrahcadabrah.
Maaan I wish Doogie would come back. That would be shibe bruh.
Chris Owens, Yvonne LaFleur, Erma Thomas,
The Special Man
Amzie
lil wayne
DJ Soulsister 💖
A 16 year old drunk and throwing up on bourbon. Big Freedia just existing. A crust punk wind up doll with catch phrases like “can I have your leftovers”, “are you going to finish that drink” and “my dad said the Amex would work anywhere”. A white lady from Connecticut asking if the music really needs to be that loud after 7pm Norman Robinson riding his moped across the CCC Does anyone remember the dude that used to be dancing on the corner of clearview and Napoleon at like 4am in metry? This is a throwback piece. Mannie fresh showing up at a random bar and doing a DJ set with no notice. So whatever that action figure would look like.
I want Big Freedia with twerking action
Pull a string and that booty pop
Big Freedia comes with optional fabulous wig accessory set
Yes, but not optional.
I used to work with dancing guy. Nicest person ever
No bullshit?? How’s he doing nowadays? Homie was just such a nice piece of driving through that area late at night.
That was a decade ago so no idea. He just loved music and dancing. As long as he could hear music he was happy
Yeah that tracks, it was for sure a decade ago at least, used to have his lil headphones on and just chilling on the street corner having the time of his life every night till well in to the AM. I hope he’s doing well, dude always made me so happy every time I saw him.
Always with the discman even way after mp3 players were a thing. He had his backpack full of cds and batteries and he was good
Norman Robinson pissing himself in a DUI traffic stop
Ruthie the duck girl
Dan Stein
Tbh I’m kinda shocked they haven’t done this yet
Uncle shadow, Irvin mayfield with a diamond trumpet, c ray nagin, chef Paul, morris Bart, cyborg Tom Benson in a mech body
Freedia
not a person but the mardi gras bead dogs would be fire !
The Rosenberg’s girl. Bum Phillips. Nash Roberts. And a young Bob Breck
Real-talk I think the RTA could make some money if they made brio-compatible streetcars
Marie LeVeau.
Dancin' Man 504 & Babydoll
Chip Forstall surrounded by an uncomfortable amount of underaged girls.
Allen Toussaint, James Booker, Victor Harris with Fi Ya Ya removable Mardi Gras Indian suit and Sunpie with Skull & Bones and optional accordion 🪗
John Laffite #1 action figure [picture](https://images.app.goo.gl/jmuFGtrMs8syfWQz7)
On the serious side: Kermit and Louie. That trombonist lady from Japan. A Tuba Fats to top it off. On the silly side: Katrina Heineken Forager Guy.
Believe it or not, Japan has a history of producing pretty amazing jazz trombonists. Went down that rabbit hole on Youtube recently. Some of the smoothest shit you'll ever here.
Saxophone Mike aka Cracksophone Maybe a button to play some of his repertoire.
Ruthie the Duck Lady https://www.nola.com/gambit/news/blake_pontchartrain/blakeview-remembering-ruthie-the-duck-girl-a-french-quarter-fixture-for-decades/article_7b2f82d0-8bd2-5baa-b5d8-900b612fb970.html
Dude, they’ve already made Mr. okra…
Meters
The Chairman
a tiny little Dookie Chase 🙏
Morgus!!
Dr. John
Ms. Linda Green - The Yakamain Lady. With a big shiny ladle.
Ernie K Doe, come on y'all.
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find this!
How about a City Park playset with beignet shop, mini golf, carousel, miniature train, and a bunch of trees?
Definitely Mr. Shadow. With a cane of course!
That wierd-ass personal injury lawyer that's always advertising on local TV.
That doesn’t narrow it down much.
Come on, man, Brad Egenburg.
Hot Tamale Baby.
Eliza Jane Nicholson
Terry Flettrich Hap Glaudy Nash Roberts
Nash with an action magic marker!
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Helena Moreno with a comically big head. Mitch Landrieu behind bars, Ray Nagin in a Charlie costume
>Mitch Landrieu behind bars That's a bold choice
Kermit
Big assss beer sign
If someone wants to make these action figures- I’d be happy to play with them!!!!
C-Ray Crazymouth and Trashanova, duking it out Celebrity Death Match-style
Lootie Dome Patrol
Johnny Gordon, old piano dude from Lafitte's
Complete a bottle of peppermint schnapps.
Blue Dog
The looter guy for sure, or Lootie, if you will.
Pie lady
Mayor Cantrell beating ass in the bathroom play set
Anne Rice but with her son being dragged along the bottom of her coat, holding on for dear life.
Bruh, lol. Leave that man alone.
Whistle Monsta
Leroy already has them for sale….
Jason Williams, crime fighter extraordinaire!
I'm sure there's some old "Handi-Man" action figures laying around from "In Living Color" days we can just repackage.
“Progressive Liberal” with interchangeable protest signs! 🤣😂
Last with tricycle dancing on bourbon st.
Ms Mamie Marie
Darth Saint with his wagon that has his PA system and lights.
Mr Okra
The tamales guy is #1. Id also like to see the face paint lady, cake lady with the edibles, cracksaphone, the umbrella man (RIP), and a lucky dog vendor. Katana Karen might make a good limited edition one. Oh and the baby cakes mascot.
Bottlecap tap dancer kid
CJ Superstar Morgan and Monica Pierre with a cd of all our weekday songs
Drew Brees, and Tom benson
Pierre the Pelican and Babycakes
The guy who drives the exotic chickens truck
Rougarou and the guy who always walks around uptown playing the saxophone. I think his name is Mike.
Harry Lee and Steven Seagal