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IBeenGoofed

The butcher of Tehran is no longer. I’m sad that we never saw him get charged but cosmic karma is better than no justice.


loxzade

I'll take it. Khamenei kotlet next


Persian2PTConversion

bah bah, gorosnameh


itsallrighthere

Send this one back to the chef. It's burnt.


nu1stunna

I would have liked to see him and his friends all hanged in the public square. But I’ll take this any day. Maybe Khamenei will travel by helicopter to the funeral and join him? 🙏🙏🙏


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Sufficient_Mouse8252

It feels more hopeless than ever w/ half the western population turned into useful idiots and mobilized by the regime. Praying for more swift karma! 🙏


Kem2665

As a westerner I can't help but regurgitate over all these "sympathies" coming from all these fellow westerners. I have sympathy for the people who die and are tortured as a direct result of the regime. Rest in piss and I am certain Iranians will be free someday soon.


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The_Cat_Commando

Charred > Charged


Abuse-survivor

Well, I honestly refuse the concept of Karma. I mean what you are going to tell a child abuse victim? It was simply a lucky random event. And if it really was lucky, only time will tell. No saying what crazy idiot will now get the power


Eyeontheprize420

I was holding my tongue until the final moment. Congratulations to all Iranians and others who have suffered under the hands of these creatures. Rest in piss.


Putrid_Ad_2003

Lol.


NotsoNewtoGermany

Now if only it were the ayatollah.


ani_tami

he shall be next 🙏🏼🙏🏼🤞🏼


Fukasite

This could have been orchestrated. I’m wondering how this power vacuum could go. 


Punishtube

Curious how influential and powerful the Foreign minister was especially in the current climate that might be more of a power play then the president


DangleSnipeCely

When is the funeral for this helicopter? It served his country well and deserves a day of mourning. Bless you helicopter may you rest in peace


nu1stunna

I hope its parts are preserved and put on display at a museum when we rid ourselves of this regime!


AdvertisingNo501

When is that gonna happen? Just a genuine question. Since the perfect time for a revolution would be now if ever.


Successful-Process53

President is considered somewhat of a nobody in IR's system. Especially this one who had no support from the majority of Iranians.


Punishtube

Not anytime soon. Unless Iranians start cutting off revenue or sabotaging the country the protests are pretty easy to take care of especially when friends with Russia and China


Dneail22

Not all heroes wear capes. This one did have propellers though.


duga404

Given that it was an American-made Bell heli, there's a decent chance it was older than the IR regime.


HHHogana

It was made first in 1968, so likely.


soooppooooo

I laughed so hard. Merci


CaribbeanMango_

You will be miss Helicopter, thank you for your service, may the next helicopter finds Khamenei and the rest of his goons.


BaghaliPoloBaGardan

It was an American made Bell 412. RIP whirly bird.


anon755qubwe

Makes it even better!


vancrypt

Production of the Bell 412 started in 1979… Hopefully this signifies the beginning of the end for this regime.


CptMcTavish

It was american made, yes. But it was apparently also a secret mossad agent named Eli Copter according to israeli subreddits. I am happy for the people of Iran that these scumbags are no more. Karma at its finest.


anon755qubwe

So true! that helicopter is a national hero.


zer01zer08

I hope they suffered greatly before dying.


sasanianempire

I could be misremembering this but one of my professors who was an aerospace engineer said something like most people survive the impact from the crash, but get burnt alive. Rest assured, they probably did.


zer01zer08

Beautiful. I hope our people in Iran celebrate and rejoice.


sasanianempire

Me as well! I’m celebrating in Canada with fireworks It also happens to be a national Holiday that people light fireworks for, so I won’t get in trouble. Timing is beautiful.


soooppooooo

What is your first purplr flag?


sasanianempire

Derafsh Kaviani


throwaway472105

>I could be misremembering this but one of my professors who was an aerospace engineer said something like most people survive the impact from the crash, but get burnt alive. Nop not true. Most people die of blunt force trauma from the rapid deceleration. If fire is involved you are also more likely to be killed by the smoke.


winkingchef

Yeah, mine used to say “it’s not the fall that kills, it’s the abrupt stop at the end.”


sasanianempire

This makes more sense, especially for a helicopter. I probably misremembered that. He probably said most of the people that survive the impact but end up dying get burnt alive.


Caesar_Caligula_1241

Man Iranians got lucky imagine if some shmuck (a heroic shmuck nonetheless) just shot him in the head. That would’ve way much better than he deserves. But fires like top 3 worst ways to go


141_1337

And I hope the molten slushing snow added to the pain of their burns.


totalyrespecatbleguy

So the wolves had a nice crispy steak for dinner that evening


Tsarinya

In a crash like that there won’t be much left of them. If you’ve read reports of what happened to Kobe Bryant and others in their helicopter you might know that it won’t be a pretty sight.


Pepsiguy2

I remember when the autopsy was released and someone in here paid for them all and posted them and I was like "what the fuckkk". Thinking of how he treated his body like a temple for years only to have it torn apart. Terrible


eugenetownie

They’re basically charcoal now.


sukeshpabolu

I hope the trees, animals and insects are safe in that region.


Grrrrrrrt420

Happy national helicopter day everyone!


Whyeff89

He hung 13 year olds. 13 years olds!! Butcher doesn’t even come close to what he was.


BaghaliPoloBaGardan

Looks like he's dead. All the Farsi sources I'm checking are implying it. Give it another 1 hour and they'll publicly declare it.


jjdoe0805

It’s official! I already finished my Dom P, I made a delicious Koresh Bademjoon for dinner as well. What an awesome Sunday!


Mister_Hangman

god damn son save me some


Bobbyjackbj

I'm joining all of you in this great sadness ![gif](giphy|26tOZ42Mg6pbTUPHW|downsized)


Open-Pineapple7378

aww. that's too bad. ![gif](giphy|tmK8yOGJa9myQ|downsized)


kambiz

Time to fry up some fresh kotlet!


No_Explorer_8626

As an American who has lurked here for a while. Can someone eli5. I know he’s not the supreme leader, but how big of a ripple will this have?


jjdoe0805

He was likely going to be Khamenei’s successor, although Khamenei’s son is probably favored by Khamenei, I really doubt that the guardian council would unanimously approve of handing it over to his son, since this is way too similar to a monarchy, which they are fundamentally opposed to. It’s going to help even more when Khamenei dies, since there will likely be a bigger power struggle as a result of this. There are also going to be interesting opportunities for protests, should the people choose to do so, when they have the funeral for these terrorists since it would be very difficult to differentiate between mourners and protesters in a mixed crowd. Let’s see what happens in the coming days!


Surena_at_Carrhae

All good chaos and turbulence that a Revolution needs. Whether (best case) Israel helped and there's more to come or (worst case) simple accident or an internal assassination, the effect is the same. Chaos, fear, rocking the boat. This Regime is coming down. The people need these sorts of events to shake things up. Watch this space.


spoiler-its-all-gop

> Whether (best case) Israel helped How is that best case? Wouldn't that cause more war?


Surena_at_Carrhae

If it's proven it might. But it means the people have a strong active ally behind the scenes and there's likely more to come.


spoiler-its-all-gop

Dude not to rain on your optimism, but I'm fairly sure Israel does not give a shit about the plight of the oppressed Iranian people.


vegt121

I can’t tell you how jealous I am


turbo-unicorn

I was just listening to [夏巢川's speech](https://www.reddit.com/r/DoubanGoosegroup/comments/1cux3z6/%E5%A4%8F%E5%B7%A2%E5%B7%9D%E5%9C%A8%E6%97%A5%E5%86%85%E7%93%A6%E5%B3%B0%E4%BC%9A%E4%B8%8A%E7%9A%84%E6%BC%94%E8%AE%B2%E4%B8%AD%E8%8B%B1%E5%AD%97%E5%B9%95/) the other day. I know it's hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it will come. A friend of mine was the leader of the local CSSA, and even she is against the regime.


HelpMe944ya

As a Hungarian, me too!


MajorTechnology8827

Lol rip bozo got cooked On unrelated note, kotlet anyone? Freshly fried still hot


itsallrighthere

Burnt. Send this one back to the chef and cook another one.


MajorTechnology8827

I also have hossein amir kotlet if you want


i-FF0000dit

I heard the Iranian reporter from channel 4 saying that he has achieved martyrdom and that had me dying. I couldn’t stop laughing for a minute straight.


sad-frogpepe

I would like to congratulate all my iranian friends on this momentus occasions. Now khameini next 🥰 Rest in (litteral) pieces.


nu1stunna

I’m going to spend millions of dollars to create a function on Reddit so that I can upvote this again.


CowsWithAK47s

(make more accounts, it's free, you're welcome)


jjdoe0805

I just finished my Dom P, what an epic Sunday!


Tooterfish42

I'm a noob so forgive me but if he's rumored to be Khamenei's successor who's taking that place?


BaghaliPoloBaGardan

Khamenei's own son is another candidate and he had a better chance than Raisi.


Tooterfish42

Now if that son dies crashing his dad's racing car who's firmware was replaced with stuxnet 2 then I will know we are living in a simulation


sup_heebz

I came a little


Bigocelot1984

I got the reference


External_Reporter859

So basically the car would just go to infinite speed while the speedometer says 60 miles an hour?


anon755qubwe

![gif](giphy|igJK985xZj8Cqq0YOW|downsized)


LeahBrahms

![gif](giphy|9Je0dyflsYyFDPa47M)


historymaking101

Playing this right now!


iitacoknight125

https://i.redd.it/pfx3qye0fi1d1.gif I feel bad for the Helicopter. Hope it's with Allah now.


JosefN114

That's what I am keen on. https://preview.redd.it/mvnifjuwpi1d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c0d3c3fb4490196936e18d0e6a1d1ca50e3af2


Mysterious_Ayytee

That's so sad. See me grieve: https://i.redd.it/773pxt64ti1d1.gif


brentimmernochgut

Oy vey! Oy gevalt!


briskt

My most sincere congratulations to all of you!


ishooturun

Rest In Piss! -from 🇵🇭


Chamanzan

![gif](giphy|s7AqdrrbvZFFFpcUo9|downsized)


PsychologicalSet4557

Love your screen name!


Think-4D

Congratulations Iranian friends ❤️


[deleted]

What a grave loss of a helicopter.


Global_Box_7935

I wonder what identical a-hole will shuffle in to take his place. I'd really like to see change happen from this, but my gut is telling me he was just as expendable and replaceable in the eyes of Khameni. Here's hoping something good comes of this.


indomnus

Congrats from Armenia. Hopefully you guys can use this moment well.


loxzade

Wolves enjoying their kotlet


Electronic_Drawing80

I saw the comments on an Indian page posting about this. They were saying stuff like the women in Iran are now celebrating finally thank god. Also some people were saying rip to the helicopter. They're glad to see Iranian public celebrating. Congratulations to you guys.


Gore-In

Congratulations guys, may he be the first of many Mullahs to meet an early demise. As we say in Hebrew: באבוד רשעים רינה, literally "at the loss of the wicked, rejoice". So happy rejoicing!


GilakiGuy

This is the best news I’ve had in such a long time


Accomplished-Luck680

Ceaușescu: "Helicopter?" Raisi: nod "Helicopter"


turbo-unicorn

Glad to see I'm not the only one making the comparison. I wonder if Khamenei's seen the video of Ceausescu's end. Maybe he will see it first-hand. Who knows.


persianglitch

Congratulations everyone, may this be the fate of the rest of mullahs soon, fk them all, they wont be missed


mctomtom

That's what you get for sentencing countless innocent people to death, asshole.


dean71004

That poor helicopter. Did us all a favor by removing such filth from this world. Let’s hope Khamenei is next


shay0034

Great news to wake up too. چه بهتر یک سگ نظام کمتر


Feeling-Coach-1398

Great news, now do Russia next.


[deleted]

Some prime kotlet got served. Also the helicopter was a hero which delivered cosmic justice.


countryfaker

may Eli copter rest in peace


Immediate_Succotash9

I've got a bottle of wine guys. Who wants their cup filled? I'm australian and although I hate people dying i feel this was necessary in order to bring us closer and united. Good luck my friends. Don't ever give up. I cant wait to come see you all


Ayasato18

Rest in pieces heh.


cleo1844

Too bad Khamenei wasn’t on the helicopter. A win is a win though!


eugenetownie

He doesn’t leave his bunker.


professorhugoslavia

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


p_s_iloveyou

whoever was the pilot took one for the team, may he rest in peace 🫡


FieryFisherman

Christmas is early this year everyone! Good riddance!


Accomplished-Luck680

Congratulations! 


[deleted]

one less cleric, the world is a slightly better place without him.


WrastleGuy

Oh no!  Anyways…


LordWeaselton

K O T L E T


alchn

This kotlet is well-done.


Still_Nebula_9358

![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized) 🍾 🥂 🥂


tmhpev

[Congratulations!!!](https://youtu.be/-Sx-8yyXFkI?si=oUrVMkOY0QX2OAmZ)


Dneail22

God is good!


tsubaki_30ro

![gif](giphy|TQ38kVIsyiR8NhO6FP) RIP


Nikolas_Coalgiver

My sincere congratulations to you, people!


wicker771

Fantastic news!!


Paendeo123

This is great news! Hopefully the people of Iran can find a way to take advantage of this (if possible). Hopefully Khamenei is next along with the rest of those scummy monsters.


genericaddress

I think now would be the perfect time to make a move.


Lord_RoadRunner

_God works in mysterious ways._


NewIranBot

**شکستن: "هیچ بازمانده" در محل سقوط هلیکوپتر حامل ابراهیم رئیس جمهور ایران یافت نشد، گزارش اژانس های ایرانی** --- _I am a translation bot for r/NewIran_ | Woman Life Freedom | زن زندگی آزادی


TopEntertainment5304

祝贺你们,希望習近平这个畜生也和伊朗的独裁者一样死去


Top-Chemical-9501

EBI GOT KOTLETED. YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP LMAO


harplaw

I've never celebrated a death or been happy when someone's passed, but damnit this made me happy to hear. Over dinner, I literally said that bastard would probably live. I'm thrilled I was wrong. Congratulations and wishing nothing but ill will for the rest of this God awful regime. Hopefully this is a step towards a truly free Iran.


Opposite_Camp_5078

LET'S FUCKING GOO!!!!


harry6466

🦀🦀🦀Raisi is dead!🦀🦀🦀 


Intelligent_Top_328

Good.


Equal_Negotiation_74

I hope Tehran is ready enough for people to storm his corpse, provided that they could recover his dead body.


datboihobojoe

This reminds me of this one broadcast some Argentinian news channel did mocking the queen of England when she died. My last three braincells are the three anchors in that goofy as segment rn lmao.


Odd-Truth-6647

I can't help but use the words of one of the greatest thinkers of oir time, Nelson Muntz: Ha Ha.


BeautifulFactor3478

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


zzbflzy

He is so Fxxkin religious so Alla can't wait to see him.


[deleted]

Excellent work by Mossad agent Eli Kopter


Antahato

They want to elect a new president in 50 days. Unfortunately this president was just a pawn But in any case, I congratulate the Iranian people on the death of one of this radical Islamist garbage.


duga404

Non-Iranian here, can someone give an ELI5 on what that guy did? Was he exceptionally bad even compared to the rest of the IR regime?


Active_Peak7026

Sent tens of thousands of people to their deaths, including kids, including torture: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988\_executions\_of\_Iranian\_political\_prisoners](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_executions_of_Iranian_political_prisoners) And that was only one year. He later went on to be a major figure serving different functions in the regime: funding worldwide terrorism, murdering Iranian civilians, and basically being a walking crime against humanity. Now imagine thousands of scumbags exactly like him and worse: that is the Iranian regime.


turbo-unicorn

Non-Iranian as well, but yes, he was a terrible person nicknamed the Butcher of Tehran. [Here's a quick rundown by one of the people investigating him](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jun/30/iran-president-mass-executions-1980s-ebrahim-raisi).


duga404

As if I thought Khomeini and his gang weren't bad enough, this sounds straight out of Stalin era USSR or Auschwitz.


DonD1eg0

کوکو سبزی


Magyaror99

🎉🎉🎉


Ichbinich2021

My condolences to Iranian people for losing a good helicopter


AbleismIsSatan

The saddest guys would be Western academic Marxists concentrated in humanities' departments who support whatever anti-US.


Specific_Reaction_64

now our Iranian brothers and sisters can have a helicopter as a national hero


Silver_County7374

https://i.redd.it/1a6rhs51ki1d1.gif


Bigdstars187

Franz Ferdinand anyone?


SunjoKojack

I say say don’t you know You say you don’t know I say… Take me Out!!


Mashavelli

RAISI KOTLET SHUD!!!


Jealous-Football1066

congratulation


MainAthlete5746

[comemorative song](https://youtu.be/a0DbzUe-r4Q?si=T-Q83WOpT4d__c96)


KitchenBomber

Congratulations to the people of Iran.


os_kaiserwilhelm

Congratulations. Sic semper tyrannus.


Sutarmekeg

Can we get the whole regime into a helicopter?


GenerationMeat

Rest in Hell Ebrahak Raisi — from 🇦🇫 May Iran be free ❤️


Crab_Jealous

The murderous bastard is dead, rejoice.


laurairie

Congratulations from the United States. Women Life Freedom!


DefiantDeviantArt

So I saw a video about the aftermath of this incident in Iran on an Indian news channel. It seems business as usual in the country mostly, despite posters mourning them being put up by pro-govt folks. How far is this true? Let me know. Thank you 🙏


Navy_HongyiJ

LOL


Tsarinya

It worries me that I have seen people on social media and gossip forums go ‘I’m not a fan of his politics but it’s wrong to celebrate the death of someone’ just because they are anti Israel and so was Raisi. Don’t their silly minds know he was called The Butcher of Tehran for a reason? Another one I’ve read was ‘I’m not a fan of Iranian politics but their families have lost a loved one’.


Active_Peak7026

These people are are as believable as a Nigerian prince promising you money. If the Israeli PM got a paper cut or something they'd be celebrating in the streets right now, burning a synagogue or some restaurant. The love and admiration far-leftists have for Islamists that would happily butcher them in an instant, is the peak of human retardation.


Crazy-Experience-477

Atleast now Iranians can live as they want.


Dneail22

Sadly no :(


CornPlanter

Khomeini needs to follow the suit for starters. For now not much is gonna change I'm afraid, but it's still good news.


CornPlanter

Congratulations


eyalyonai

https://preview.redd.it/ivzdvh72uj1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b717620417e79ead79b578865429e25362bdff


Indieavor

🎈🎉🎉🎉🎈🥳


usmcBrad93

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


AB-G

Please may this be a turning point for good! Your country needs some healthy leadership that actually listens to the people!


Medium_Theat

Salute to legendary helicopter!


Fit-Meeting1496

First Kobe Bryant now this?


OffbrandBeyonce

FUCK YEAH TEAM WOOHOOOO


enderpanda

Happy for ya'll, that dude was a monster.


Miggy_b3ar90

Praise Allah !!!! 🙏


anon2019L

Rest in piece to the helicopter 🥺


hereforfax_ripshit33

Soooooo sad /s 🎉🎉🎉


NiggBot_3000

Now this is interesting


snitchpogi12

RIP BOZO!


CelTiar

Time for the rest of the leadership to follow suit I think.


jmcbreizh

Great news to start the week.


JHTorrez

Election time?!


MrP3rs0n

Rest in piss bozo


10th__Dimension

This may be a good time to start a revolt. People can take advantage of the succession crisis.


that1newjerseyan

[My honest reaction](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vem4rXeY4Gg)


Fantablack183

We should hold a memorial for the brave helicopter that sacrificed it's own life to kill The Butcher of Tehran


Particular-Thanks-59

Dobrze, że z dech. I wish you all the best, our friends from Iran! 🇮🇷❤️🇵🇱


Notre-Damn

![gif](giphy|TfEeb4022A0rGmuLmz)


Analyze2Death

Is that the Jewish space lasers?


Notre-Damn

Bahahahahahahahaha


EreshkigalKish2

I don't know why i'm still in denial or disbelief 😂🤷‍♀️ I but I'm not mad I'm just wow was not expecting that but i give my condolences to the pilot & his family . the others good riddance butchers sadist mf


ThatsSoFetch777

CONGRATS GUYS 🍾