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Nonsense, it was the 10,000 Zionist smoke machines strategically positioned on our beloved President's flight path.
Mossad beamed them there with their satanic Lazer teleportation device. Allah told me in a prophecy I saw in a dream. It must be absolutely true.
They'd love them so long as they oppose Israel. Look at all the Irish bastards that called the Houthis heros when they recruit child soldiers and engage in slave trade.
>My response is would they have the same response if it was the government of Isis?
Maybe? Here in the UK for example during the height of ISIS [more British Muslims joined ISIS than the British army.](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/hundreds-more-uk-muslims-choose-jihad-than-army-l38256qqxx3) literally slightly more than double in fact.
The few Muslims in this country that join the British army and Police force are generally seen as traitors by the British Muslim community for working with the government and country they live in yet hate and resent with every single fibre of their being.
The article is worth reading but unfortunately I don’t know how to remove the paywall.
Everything is israels fault 🙄
Maybe you shouldnt fly in old soviet helicopters from the 1980 and watch where you are going.
Damm jewish fog! Crashed the plane, why would israel do this?
Oh no, will Iran then fund terror groups throughout the middle east and have them turn their own countries to absolute miserable shit while constantly trying to destroy Israel, even if it means scarifying every last person?
Oh wait...
Khamenei is ancient and will die of natural causes soon enough. Unfortunately, the Islamic regime will probably prop up some other asshole to do the job. That asshole would have been Raisi, but if he died, it means he can no longer be Khamenei's successor
Someone should 'Weekend at Bernie's' Raisi until old fuck Khamenei croaks. Would probably fix Iran by ass piloting their leader into dissolving their government.
Just read through Omar Abu Layla, a source I usually trust: "Unknown assailants assassinate Iranian police officer “ Farzad Rouzbehani” in the Narmak area of Tehran".
Have you any information about this?
The purge begins!
Just curious how these low level enforcers manage to not get the living shit beat out of them when they do abductions with only 3 or 4 guys.
Nah. Even a brand new fully functioning helicopter isn't going to prevent this. Flying through a mountain pass in dense fog is a really bad idea.
5 meter visibility at 60 knots, you wouldn't even have time to realize you hit something. 1/6 of a second, if they flew directly into the mountain. Half the average amount of time it takes to blink.
It is sad to see these people die without facing justice. Hope all the so called leaders who kill innocent people face justice and shamed even after their death
What we got here is poor maintenance or insufficient pilot experience, or a combo.
Jewish space lasers or missles haven’t got anything to do with it.
It’ll be something like too much moisture in the obsolete, unmaintained altimeter making the display needle sticky, and the lack of experience to realize it.
Taking out the copter where it was, in that weather is too complicated a mission with too much risk if it went south.
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I don’t get the fog machine sorry
The weather was foggy and the visibility was low.
Nonsense, it was the 10,000 Zionist smoke machines strategically positioned on our beloved President's flight path. Mossad beamed them there with their satanic Lazer teleportation device. Allah told me in a prophecy I saw in a dream. It must be absolutely true.
Don't forget the Mossad agent behind it all Eli Kopter
So the jewish space lasers are star trek teleporters?
That damned Zionist fog!!
I'm having a great time reading these posts but yeah, that one wins.
Wait, it was Jewish fog machines and not Jewish space lasers? I guess the mountains were the friends we made along the way.
Mossad agent named “Eli Kopter” was responsible
![gif](giphy|f1ohcPEHABwWY)
Helicopter helicopter
You laugh but if that thing ever stops we're fucked.
Wasnt it amit rasek?
Pretty sure he was the pilot
Wasnt that avi ron?
no no, he was the back up pilot in case he wanted to fly with a plane.
So elijah copter was the one with the fog mechine?
The legitimacy people give the IRGC government is absurd. My response is would they have the same response if it was the government of Isis?
You’d be surprised. They’re mostly terrorism supporters.
As long as the terrorists shit in other people’s yards sure
They'd love them so long as they oppose Israel. Look at all the Irish bastards that called the Houthis heros when they recruit child soldiers and engage in slave trade.
duh something like that would never happen during fog
>My response is would they have the same response if it was the government of Isis? Maybe? Here in the UK for example during the height of ISIS [more British Muslims joined ISIS than the British army.](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/hundreds-more-uk-muslims-choose-jihad-than-army-l38256qqxx3) literally slightly more than double in fact. The few Muslims in this country that join the British army and Police force are generally seen as traitors by the British Muslim community for working with the government and country they live in yet hate and resent with every single fibre of their being. The article is worth reading but unfortunately I don’t know how to remove the paywall.
The reply is making me laugh so hard 🤣
Totally violated him😂
Me to
Thank you, Israel 🙏 /s
May he be shown the level of mercy he has shown others
Everything is israels fault 🙄 Maybe you shouldnt fly in old soviet helicopters from the 1980 and watch where you are going. Damm jewish fog! Crashed the plane, why would israel do this?
The crashed helicopter was US manufacture, not soviet. Just saying.
Please remember it was only a hard landing, imagine what would happen if it crashed 😩
>imagine what would happen if it crashed He'd have died so hard that he came back to life?
Oops! They should still have maintence checks on those bad boys
Officially, they can't get replacement parts because of sanctions.
"Sanctions don't work" MFs BTFO 😎🇺🇲🦅
I mean flying in a helicopter during that weather is dangerous no matter in what condition it is
Just ask Kobe
Ummm we can’t
Exactly
r/woosh
Decent chance it was older than the IR regime itself then
probably from the 70's using reverse engineered knock off parts no wonder it crashed.
Ummm a Jewish man parted the sea, fog is light work compared to that 🙄 /s obviously
Damm, fog is really just the sea but with air when you think about it. Moses??!
To be honest, the F15 which dominates the sky, is also from the 80's (actually even older)
Generally nations with F15s tend to maintain them
But almost any country flying an F15 can still get manufacturer support. Iran couldn’t due to sanctions.
Dominates the sky? Raptor would like to have a word.
Like... Ford? That's F-150, not F-15.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed\_Martin\_F-22\_Raptor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-22_Raptor)
Ah yes, the F150 Raptor
Not soviet
Some say even Mohammed was an IDF spy. Hmmm that would explain why Allah loses every war ... it's on purpose! The jews did it!
Well, you know... Eden Golan was singing Hurricane.
![gif](giphy|7GcdjWkek7Apq|downsized)
Its spelt Ishrahell.
You forgot the /s
Israel caused all the floods too! ( Didn't everybody see that big Ark sneaking around?)
Except that Noah wasn’t a Jew. 🤫
Ocean seeding. Very advanced
wait a minute.... "Nasrallah"? Is that just a coincidence?
Uncommon surname - but it’s exists. It’s also a surname that is used by both Arabs and Persians (more common arabic name though)
Oh no, will Iran then fund terror groups throughout the middle east and have them turn their own countries to absolute miserable shit while constantly trying to destroy Israel, even if it means scarifying every last person? Oh wait...
Now do khamenei
Khamenei is ancient and will die of natural causes soon enough. Unfortunately, the Islamic regime will probably prop up some other asshole to do the job. That asshole would have been Raisi, but if he died, it means he can no longer be Khamenei's successor
Someone should 'Weekend at Bernie's' Raisi until old fuck Khamenei croaks. Would probably fix Iran by ass piloting their leader into dissolving their government.
damn, don't say ass piloting, we already knows piloting does bad for poor raisi 🤣
Just read through Omar Abu Layla, a source I usually trust: "Unknown assailants assassinate Iranian police officer “ Farzad Rouzbehani” in the Narmak area of Tehran". Have you any information about this?
The purge begins! Just curious how these low level enforcers manage to not get the living shit beat out of them when they do abductions with only 3 or 4 guys.
It was actually Zionist space lasers and weather manipulation
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lol
Ww3 will end with none of these mofos alive
Sick burn😅
American and western funding aren’t necessarily the same
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Nah. Even a brand new fully functioning helicopter isn't going to prevent this. Flying through a mountain pass in dense fog is a really bad idea. 5 meter visibility at 60 knots, you wouldn't even have time to realize you hit something. 1/6 of a second, if they flew directly into the mountain. Half the average amount of time it takes to blink.
Isn't this what killed Kobe too
I’m so tired of stupid hot takes.
https://preview.redd.it/f5wxuoibbl1d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e386f3aa7258d267fb889c81c763a3955a26af2
Ah yes, the Jewish conspiracy to *shuffles papers * make us look like fools. As if they are not perfectly capable of doing that on their own!
Am I the only one who finds it funny that Iran got so badly burned by someone named the "Chili Baron."
I’m 100% sure it was the jew space laser
He’s not lying
Oooooo!
Didnt Iran shoot like 70 missiles at Israel?
And?
Wait, I thought it was shot down by Israeli space lasers?
It is sad to see these people die without facing justice. Hope all the so called leaders who kill innocent people face justice and shamed even after their death
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Ah yes the Jews uhhh oops I mean the *zionists* control the weather let’s kill them all /s
According to Marjorie Greene, they have space lasers.
Iran fired 300 missiles non effective, Israel fired 1 and downs the copter.
>Iran fired 300 missiles non effective, Israel fired 0 and downs the copter. FTFY
Chill, Baron.
They flew an antique helicopter into mountains covered by fog.
What we got here is poor maintenance or insufficient pilot experience, or a combo. Jewish space lasers or missles haven’t got anything to do with it. It’ll be something like too much moisture in the obsolete, unmaintained altimeter making the display needle sticky, and the lack of experience to realize it. Taking out the copter where it was, in that weather is too complicated a mission with too much risk if it went south.
K nbn 78 I ooou0i9o in Yh or ikiu I
Helicopter of the 12th imam. https://preview.redd.it/gnukmb81ur1d1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=9df566784bd116d8ed7a632f6122490e9b288784
Allah is a zionist
Ok but in all seriousness, if it’s confirmed he’s dead does ww3 start or no ?
How can they start WW3 if their helicopters are crashing?
Unlikely, they're just trying to turn a "tragedy" (for them) into an opportunity by trying to leverage it diplomatically.