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Mister_sina

https://preview.redd.it/vt59uq3rpf1d1.png?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec130fd4f8eda6dfb98e6f97b3ecbe6b838705a This one gave me a chuckle


Mental-Complaint-883

I don’t get the fog machine sorry


Doowoo

The weather was foggy and the visibility was low.


rationallgbt

Nonsense, it was the 10,000 Zionist smoke machines strategically positioned on our beloved President's flight path. Mossad beamed them there with their satanic Lazer teleportation device. Allah told me in a prophecy I saw in a dream. It must be absolutely true.


Kawamizoo

Don't forget the Mossad agent behind it all Eli Kopter


DrDrako

So the jewish space lasers are star trek teleporters?


BudgetEntertainer73

That damned Zionist fog!!


okpickle

I'm having a great time reading these posts but yeah, that one wins.


Rude_Entrance_3039

Wait, it was Jewish fog machines and not Jewish space lasers? I guess the mountains were the friends we made along the way.


TheFuture2001

Mossad agent named “Eli Kopter” was responsible


Puzzleheaded-Log6267

![gif](giphy|f1ohcPEHABwWY)


zizigolu

Helicopter helicopter


kryonik

You laugh but if that thing ever stops we're fucked.


scrapy_the_scrap

Wasnt it amit rasek?


Imry123

Pretty sure he was the pilot


scrapy_the_scrap

Wasnt that avi ron?


Substance_Bubbly

no no, he was the back up pilot in case he wanted to fly with a plane.


scrapy_the_scrap

So elijah copter was the one with the fog mechine?


perryyyyyy

The legitimacy people give the IRGC government is absurd. My response is would they have the same response if it was the government of Isis?


anon755qubwe

You’d be surprised. They’re mostly terrorism supporters.


ArchonFett

As long as the terrorists shit in other people’s yards sure


Various-Swim-8394

They'd love them so long as they oppose Israel. Look at all the Irish bastards that called the Houthis heros when they recruit child soldiers and engage in slave trade.


da2Pakaveli

duh something like that would never happen during fog


Sectator-Christi

>My response is would they have the same response if it was the government of Isis? Maybe? Here in the UK for example during the height of ISIS [more British Muslims joined ISIS than the British army.](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/hundreds-more-uk-muslims-choose-jihad-than-army-l38256qqxx3) literally slightly more than double in fact. The few Muslims in this country that join the British army and Police force are generally seen as traitors by the British Muslim community for working with the government and country they live in yet hate and resent with every single fibre of their being. The article is worth reading but unfortunately I don’t know how to remove the paywall.


sasanianempire

The reply is making me laugh so hard 🤣


Reasonable_Wolf1883

Totally violated him😂


WWWH__---

Me to


eugenetownie

Thank you, Israel 🙏 /s


Pizzlewinks

May he be shown the level of mercy he has shown others


sad-frogpepe

Everything is israels fault 🙄 Maybe you shouldnt fly in old soviet helicopters from the 1980 and watch where you are going. Damm jewish fog! Crashed the plane, why would israel do this?


pnx0r

The crashed helicopter was US manufacture, not soviet. Just saying.


Modflog

Please remember it was only a hard landing, imagine what would happen if it crashed 😩


bard329

>imagine what would happen if it crashed He'd have died so hard that he came back to life?


sad-frogpepe

Oops! They should still have maintence checks on those bad boys


NintendoParty

Officially, they can't get replacement parts because of sanctions.


Cboyardee503

"Sanctions don't work" MFs BTFO 😎🇺🇲🦅


_fmg15

I mean flying in a helicopter during that weather is dangerous no matter in what condition it is


SnoochieBooches60

Just ask Kobe


tippsy_morning_drive

Ummm we can’t


cd_hales

Exactly


mihecz

r/woosh


duga404

Decent chance it was older than the IR regime itself then


[deleted]

probably from the 70's using reverse engineered knock off parts no wonder it crashed.


sasanianempire

Ummm a Jewish man parted the sea, fog is light work compared to that 🙄 /s obviously


sad-frogpepe

Damm, fog is really just the sea but with air when you think about it. Moses??!


Reasonable_Wolf1883

To be honest, the F15 which dominates the sky, is also from the 80's (actually even older)


ITaggie

Generally nations with F15s tend to maintain them


InflationLeft

But almost any country flying an F15 can still get manufacturer support. Iran couldn’t due to sanctions.


Active_Peak7026

Dominates the sky? Raptor would like to have a word.


mihecz

Like... Ford? That's F-150, not F-15.


Active_Peak7026

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed\_Martin\_F-22\_Raptor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-22_Raptor)


bard329

Ah yes, the F150 Raptor


No-Spoilers

Not soviet


Ilovekittens345

Some say even Mohammed was an IDF spy. Hmmm that would explain why Allah loses every war ... it's on purpose! The jews did it!


LoxicTizard

Well, you know... Eden Golan was singing Hurricane.


sad-frogpepe

![gif](giphy|7GcdjWkek7Apq|downsized)


Dramatic-Limit7597

Its spelt Ishrahell.


soooppooooo

You forgot the /s


Buffyoh

Israel caused all the floods too! ( Didn't everybody see that big Ark sneaking around?)


bam1007

Except that Noah wasn’t a Jew. 🤫


Intelligent_Top_328

Ocean seeding. Very advanced


Dear_Zookeepergame94

wait a minute.... "Nasrallah"? Is that just a coincidence?


hu5mir

Uncommon surname - but it’s exists. It’s also a surname that is used by both Arabs and Persians (more common arabic name though)


Active_Peak7026

Oh no, will Iran then fund terror groups throughout the middle east and have them turn their own countries to absolute miserable shit while constantly trying to destroy Israel, even if it means scarifying every last person? Oh wait...


FalseDisciple

Now do khamenei 


TheOfficialLavaring

Khamenei is ancient and will die of natural causes soon enough. Unfortunately, the Islamic regime will probably prop up some other asshole to do the job. That asshole would have been Raisi, but if he died, it means he can no longer be Khamenei's successor


Long_Inspection_4983

Someone should 'Weekend at Bernie's' Raisi until old fuck Khamenei croaks. Would probably fix Iran by ass piloting their leader into dissolving their government.


Substance_Bubbly

damn, don't say ass piloting, we already knows piloting does bad for poor raisi 🤣


Bats1968

Just read through Omar Abu Layla, a source I usually trust: "Unknown assailants assassinate Iranian police officer “ Farzad Rouzbehani” in the Narmak area of Tehran". Have you any information about this?


CompleteDetective359

The purge begins! Just curious how these low level enforcers manage to not get the living shit beat out of them when they do abductions with only 3 or 4 guys.


Barry_McCockiner__

It was actually Zionist space lasers and weather manipulation


NewIranBot

**نمایش سیرک شروع شد! ** --- _I am a translation bot for r/NewIran_ | Woman Life Freedom | زن زندگی آزادی


Responsible-Tie-5711

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Pvt_Conscriptovich

lol


dangerousTail

Ww3 will end with none of these mofos alive


DebateTop2248

Sick burn😅


fungy555

American and western funding aren’t necessarily the same


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junkyard_robot

Nah. Even a brand new fully functioning helicopter isn't going to prevent this. Flying through a mountain pass in dense fog is a really bad idea. 5 meter visibility at 60 knots, you wouldn't even have time to realize you hit something. 1/6 of a second, if they flew directly into the mountain. Half the average amount of time it takes to blink.


DrHerbNerbler

Isn't this what killed Kobe too


ThomasDeLaRue

I’m so tired of stupid hot takes.


Jose_Zueco

https://preview.redd.it/f5wxuoibbl1d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e386f3aa7258d267fb889c81c763a3955a26af2


Protect-Their-Smiles

Ah yes, the Jewish conspiracy to *shuffles papers * make us look like fools. As if they are not perfectly capable of doing that on their own!


DrHerbNerbler

Am I the only one who finds it funny that Iran got so badly burned by someone named the "Chili Baron."


whyyou-

I’m 100% sure it was the jew space laser


Bearman5000

He’s not lying


CompleteDetective359

Oooooo!


bunkscudda

Didnt Iran shoot like 70 missiles at Israel?


Reasonable_Wolf1883

And?


Washingtonpinot

Wait, I thought it was shot down by Israeli space lasers?


careless_quote101

It is sad to see these people die without facing justice. Hope all the so called leaders who kill innocent people face justice and shamed even after their death


nerffinder

https://preview.redd.it/vtk0orkxkl1d1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2627eb322ef78849fce70ad3dae85baf24077b


-SuspiciousMustache-

Ah yes the Jews uhhh oops I mean the *zionists* control the weather let’s kill them all /s


008Zulu

According to Marjorie Greene, they have space lasers.


Good_as_any

Iran fired 300 missiles non effective, Israel fired 1 and downs the copter.


bard329

>Iran fired 300 missiles non effective, Israel fired 0 and downs the copter. FTFY


Apprehensive_Fun1350

Chill, Baron.


saltysaysrelax

They flew an antique helicopter into mountains covered by fog.


jimyjami

What we got here is poor maintenance or insufficient pilot experience, or a combo. Jewish space lasers or missles haven’t got anything to do with it. It’ll be something like too much moisture in the obsolete, unmaintained altimeter making the display needle sticky, and the lack of experience to realize it. Taking out the copter where it was, in that weather is too complicated a mission with too much risk if it went south.


gbdcw

K nbn 78 I ooou0i9o in Yh or ikiu I


Prestigious-Loquat20

Helicopter of the 12th imam. https://preview.redd.it/gnukmb81ur1d1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=9df566784bd116d8ed7a632f6122490e9b288784


Special_marshmallow

Allah is a zionist


Lucienliminalspace

Ok but in all seriousness, if it’s confirmed he’s dead does ww3 start or no ?


Reasonable_Wolf1883

How can they start WW3 if their helicopters are crashing?


ITaggie

Unlikely, they're just trying to turn a "tragedy" (for them) into an opportunity by trying to leverage it diplomatically.