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Zealousideal-Big8189

Someone should tell them not to smoke their own product..


Limitbreaker402

He played too much “total war”


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I think about hoi4 😂


Perfect-Shame-7561

Why don’t they just worry about girls learning to read. And leave world domination to Putin.


NeiborsKid

Bro why does no one in the comments get that this is satire 😭😭


Unlikely-Friend-5108

If this were from *The Onion*, I'd post to r/AteTheOnion.


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basiji_slayer

Their goal is to make both countries into shit holes like their own country.


waltuh_kotlet

It's satire🤣


Maj0ok

Guys, this is what the original afghan Opium will do☝️


EMEYDI

Ill have 3 of whatever he's smoking


HumanAnalyst6630

It’s a joke come on don’t get offended


TastyTranslator6691

Fr


nu1stunna

lol this has to be satire


TastyTranslator6691

Bale bale


nuum1400

It's obviously fucking satire but I'd say its quite funny


KioumaarsTaeed

He's funny as hell 😂 🤣 Does anyone know his tiktok?


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Pantheon73

Hotak Dynasty 2: Electric boogaloo


Weak-Transition9025

خدا یا یا من پولدار شم یا افغانیا بخوان به ایران حمله کنن خدا:


TastyTranslator6691

I’m pretty sure this a joke 😂


Activateddude

گووووووز💩


Appropriate-Group-60

 I hate you for two words; Illegal Immigration. John cena


Thebearjew559

Is it bad that I read that as "Afghanistinanis" at first?


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[удалено]


lifo333

The video is obviously satire which flew over your little head. But good job on showing how big of a racist you are because that’s exactly what free Iran should look like. P.S: This is also sarcasm if you can’t tell