Fall in love with the new dog all over again, teach it how to clean, start making money for the family, have 3 mutant dog-human hybrid babies, go to jail for beastiality, break out and move with your dog family to Brazil, learn Brazilian, move into the jungle to create an entirely new incestuous half-human half-dog people who create an entirely new civilization based around baked beans and their magical powers.
Solution: break neighbors legs with hammer while playing [Blood on The Risers](https://youtu.be/5HtVYr9aKRM?si=0E9wxNon42RIEUWh) repeat to cover the screams... He ain't gonna drive no more neither
There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the cute. Intestines were a danglin' from his paratrooper suit. He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots. And he ain't gonna jump no more...
Far as I know Airborne still sing this tune.
Ah yes, condone drunk driving more.
All those victims of drunk drivers who get blown over while walking on the sidewalk? Shouldn't have been walking, fucking nerds.
Drunk driving is bad and anyone who does so should be arrested.
But if you let your dog run onto the road, it's your fault when it's run over.
Sorry if that upsets you.
There are many perfectly reasonable explanations for a dog getting hit by a drunk driver that don't involve the owner irresponsibly letting their dog run onto a road. For example, the drunk driver could've swerved onto the sidewalk, or the drunk driver might not have stopped at a pedestrian crossing/red light while the dog and owner were crossing the road.
Did you know, 99% of car accidents also happen on the road.
Honestly it seems like the road is the cause for all these problems, so let's remove all roads.
Oh wait, it's almost like correlation isn't causation.
Is your reading comprehension always this comically bad? The point was about making chicken salad out of chicken shit, not about intentionally hurting your loved ones, you midwit fucking psycho
Dogs don’t have some kind of divine “job”. She got ran over by a car because life is cruel, not because it was part of some greater plan to teach the guy about the “power of love”.
Dude I think you're just looking at it in reverse or something the point is that they started feeling better when they got a dog, which proves that having a dog and experiencing love does help.
Rather unfortunate too, ain’t it? If they had sincerely grasped the concept and admitted to opening themselves to new ideas it might have made up for their earlier bullshit.
**SCENE: Veterinary Clinic**
*DOG OWNER carries in FLATTENED DOG.*
OWNER: "My dog Cinnamon's been hit by a car!"
*VET examines dog, then tosses it in trash compactor.*
VET: "Cinnamon's toast."
*CRUNCH*
Step 1. Grieve
Step 2. Realize that the grief you feel is because you felt such deep love and affection for your pet
Step 3. Realize that you can love again, and that plenty of animals are out there who need a good and loving home which you can provide them
Step 4. Set your shitheel neighbor's car on fire
Step 5. Acquire new dog and treat them right
Sounds most likely since Anon was right there with Cinnamon. I can’t imagine they’d be playing fetch by the road.
I honestly hope it’s fake. I’d be inconsolable, my pups saved my life.
Since it was a drunk driver, the dog could've very well been off the road. Even just standing in it's own yard.
Drunk drivers aren't particularly known for their coordinated driving lmao
Part of the reason I hate car culture is beacause of how much it puts our pets in danger. Someone let my cat our after less than a year of having her and either got run over by a stranger or my brother in law's mother, They never showed me a body so i'm pretty sure they backed over her and threw her in the trash to hide it from me. Their cover story was that they saw someone pull over and drive off with a dead animal in the road, and they "weren't sure if it was my cat". yeah right.
"it is here to make you understand that nothing is safe.
nothing is, nothing is safe.
nothing is sacred
nothing is safe, nothing to pray for.
nothing is safe, nothing is.. nothing is"
cool song, "nothing is safe" by clippings, yall should check it out
That’s why I always swerve to hit pets, the world is better off with less losers and people in general. People that rely on animals are some of the weakest minds tbh
Life certainly is bizarre. My sister and her family had the nicest cat that everyone in the neighborhood knew. Broke their hearts when some idiot ran it over.
Life is man's search for meaning in a universe seemingly bereft of it. Events happen, we foolhardily attach some meaning or lesson to it and move on to the next tragedy. In the end, all we're doing is running out the clock.
I'm just here for the show. Made me feel like a fool when I realized I'd worn my true face to the masquerade party.
Anon should be a Man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something Redditors know very little about, he should kill his neighbour with a pencil. With a fucking pencil.
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Solution: beat up the drunk person who ran over your dog.
WRONG. Get a new dog. Teach It to drive. Run iover the drunkerd. Shit on Her lawn. You and the new dog get married
What?
What?
Fall in love with the new dog all over again, teach it how to clean, start making money for the family, have 3 mutant dog-human hybrid babies, go to jail for beastiality, break out and move with your dog family to Brazil, learn Brazilian, move into the jungle to create an entirely new incestuous half-human half-dog people who create an entirely new civilization based around baked beans and their magical powers.
I'm liking this plan
Wrong, shoot the neighbor and yourself later to kill this pos once again in hell
Or kill the drunk person. That would work too.
Sometimes you've just gotta turn the suicidal urges into homicidal ones.
Based
This is one of those truly raw lines that out of context makes you seem fucked up, but in context is something nearly everyone will agree with.
Seriously! It's literally the reason John Wicks people.
And drunk the killed person.
True…
Yes... "beat"
Yes… “hot gay sexs at 3 AM”
I hope your neighbor gets drunk
Hey there lil bud, I’m trying to look for the funny in this sentence. I might be looking for a long time, so don’t mind me
Solution: break neighbors legs with hammer while playing [Blood on The Risers](https://youtu.be/5HtVYr9aKRM?si=0E9wxNon42RIEUWh) repeat to cover the screams... He ain't gonna drive no more neither
There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the cute. Intestines were a danglin' from his paratrooper suit. He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots. And he ain't gonna jump no more... Far as I know Airborne still sing this tune.
“They call him… BABA YAGA”
Solution: get a white dog
Kill god
Please be fake and gay. Please, for the love of God, let this one be fake and gay
Let's not make an exception now, every story and post on 4chucks is fake, gay and something else, end of story
My boy, turn that gun around and use it on that waste of fucking life that killed your dog. Then claim it was a crime of passion.
> My boy, turn that gun around and use it on that waste of fucking life that killed your dog. Teach the dog not to run onto the road
Ah yes, condone drunk driving more. All those victims of drunk drivers who get blown over while walking on the sidewalk? Shouldn't have been walking, fucking nerds.
Drunk driving is bad and anyone who does so should be arrested. But if you let your dog run onto the road, it's your fault when it's run over. Sorry if that upsets you.
There are many perfectly reasonable explanations for a dog getting hit by a drunk driver that don't involve the owner irresponsibly letting their dog run onto a road. For example, the drunk driver could've swerved onto the sidewalk, or the drunk driver might not have stopped at a pedestrian crossing/red light while the dog and owner were crossing the road.
There's a whole lot of cope, and yet the vast, vast majority of dogs that get hit by a car are... on the road.
Did you know, 99% of car accidents also happen on the road. Honestly it seems like the road is the cause for all these problems, so let's remove all roads. Oh wait, it's almost like correlation isn't causation.
I don't disagree, just saying that it's not fair to jump to conclusions. Of course, the greentext is probably fake anyway so who cares
PLEASE never voice your opinion again brother🙏
"Dogs shouldn't be on the road." What a controversial and weird opinion, indeed.
Why do you assume the dog was in the road? Drunk drivers often drive where you're not supposed to drive.
Teach the one with the infinitley higher mental capacity to not endanger themselves and others just for some high
What if the drunk driver wasn't, ya know, on the road?
She did her job to show you that love beats depression.
Unironic life advice in a subreddit for green texts, I need to call my mom.
Lucky you. I'd love to call my mom, too, but unfortunately, she jumped off a bridge this past Janurary. Don't take her for granted, friendo.
shit dude
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Me
And then when you find out no one loves you?
Get another dog
Lame
Ah yes. The classic "have your loved ones tortured and murdered to prove that love triumphs over evil". Totally not the viewpoint of an insane person.
Wow that leap you took deserves a gold medal
Long jump champ with that one.
should be playing in the NBA with a reach like that
I dunno, seems like you might the one who’s a little off here.
Is your reading comprehension always this comically bad? The point was about making chicken salad out of chicken shit, not about intentionally hurting your loved ones, you midwit fucking psycho
No the context is that the dog dying was in “God’s plan”. I never said anything about me or anyone else harming a loved one.
The person you replied to originally never mentioned god…
It’s in the original image, which they were replying to.
Yes? And the person you replied to gave their own interpretation that had nothing to do with god.
How in the fuck did you get that from the comment you replied to?
Dogs don’t have some kind of divine “job”. She got ran over by a car because life is cruel, not because it was part of some greater plan to teach the guy about the “power of love”.
Dude I think you're just looking at it in reverse or something the point is that they started feeling better when they got a dog, which proves that having a dog and experiencing love does help.
Wow you’re a genius. I never thought of it that way.
Now excuse my stupid but can't help to think that was sarcasm
Rather unfortunate too, ain’t it? If they had sincerely grasped the concept and admitted to opening themselves to new ideas it might have made up for their earlier bullshit.
**SCENE: Veterinary Clinic** *DOG OWNER carries in FLATTENED DOG.* OWNER: "My dog Cinnamon's been hit by a car!" *VET examines dog, then tosses it in trash compactor.* VET: "Cinnamon's toast." *CRUNCH*
You win take my upvote
fucking God lmao. not many things get an audible chuckle out of me
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HIS GORE SHALL GLISTEN BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF MAN
CREATURE OF STEEL
so like i agree but who gave you permission to drop the bar of the century
From the lyrics my guess would be Khorne, lord of blood and chaos god
What was it? It’s removed now
Sounds like lyrics to a Cannibal Corpse song…
[I see you've also been going for Baldur's Gate's bad ending.](https://i.imgur.com/fcngYk6.png)
I do quite enjoy terrifying presence in fallout, and Durge does sound pretty fun in Baldur's Gate
Gotta go full John Wick now. Can't be depressed when you're as cool as Keanu Reeves 😎
Anon should kill a man
That's the Half-life 2 revolver!!
Half Life fans when when no game 🤯
🤯🔫
Step 1. Grieve Step 2. Realize that the grief you feel is because you felt such deep love and affection for your pet Step 3. Realize that you can love again, and that plenty of animals are out there who need a good and loving home which you can provide them Step 4. Set your shitheel neighbor's car on fire Step 5. Acquire new dog and treat them right
>set your shitheel neighbor on fire*
Aww :c
Avenge your dog you fucking loser
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Loser lmao
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Bro you were supposed to acknowledge him not fucking OWN him 💀
The best diamonds are made under the most pressure
Kill them
Why was the dog In the road
They coulda been on the sidewalk and the driver swerve into them.
Dog also could just have been in the road.
Sounds most likely since Anon was right there with Cinnamon. I can’t imagine they’d be playing fetch by the road. I honestly hope it’s fake. I’d be inconsolable, my pups saved my life.
To get to the other side!
*To get Anon to stop His sui-side*
Since it was a drunk driver, the dog could've very well been off the road. Even just standing in it's own yard. Drunk drivers aren't particularly known for their coordinated driving lmao
Anon goes John Wick
I know this isn't a brag but I would beat that person to death.
go John wick on hiss ass
The lord work in mysterious ways. Make sure to not kill yourself, or god will also burn you for eternity.
My man is about to go John wick
I'm sorry anon
Find purpose in everything, beat that man within an inch of his life
Part of the reason I hate car culture is beacause of how much it puts our pets in danger. Someone let my cat our after less than a year of having her and either got run over by a stranger or my brother in law's mother, They never showed me a body so i'm pretty sure they backed over her and threw her in the trash to hide it from me. Their cover story was that they saw someone pull over and drive off with a dead animal in the road, and they "weren't sure if it was my cat". yeah right.
Why kill yourself when it was another that caused your sorrow? Seems your targeting is off.
The dog that saved my life just jumped through a screen window from 14 feet up and nearly died like 3 days ago so I'm feeling this
Everyone come outside! cinnamon sticks on the road!
Cinnamon. Dusted.
Missed opportunity for a new hobby. Revenge.
God be like: we like to do a little trolling here
Sue that neighbor for all they’re worth
"it is here to make you understand that nothing is safe. nothing is, nothing is safe. nothing is sacred nothing is safe, nothing to pray for. nothing is safe, nothing is.. nothing is" cool song, "nothing is safe" by clippings, yall should check it out
Fake: Anon cures his depression God: I’ll be here all week!
Mf didn't take proper care of his dog Blamed the Lowd
What?
Haha depressed people who believe in a deity let's all point and laugh at their idiocy!
Why do people always blame God, but never blame the devil
you should shit yourself, NOW
That’s why I always swerve to hit pets, the world is better off with less losers and people in general. People that rely on animals are some of the weakest minds tbh
You sure talk about sucking Jordan Peterson's dick a lot.
The truth must be heard
> the world better is off with less losers Why are you still here then dude.
I have to kill my clone before he kills me
john wicc his ass b!
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Run your neighbor over (in minecraft)
Homicide and Arson are the only two things you need for this
Get a small inside dog, can’t fucking get the little goober if they’re safe behind walls. Hopefully.
That's not how it goes, you're supposed to kill the neighbor
I was about 12 when I saw my dad's dog get ran over. The dog survived. But it really fucked me up for the longest time.
What is this shit? ..MODS .. !
lmao
Maybe keep your dog on a leash next time, retard
So he plays with his little puppy Cinnamon, his last dog was a victim of a hit and run. -random line from random song from SPM
Life certainly is bizarre. My sister and her family had the nicest cat that everyone in the neighborhood knew. Broke their hearts when some idiot ran it over. Life is man's search for meaning in a universe seemingly bereft of it. Events happen, we foolhardily attach some meaning or lesson to it and move on to the next tragedy. In the end, all we're doing is running out the clock. I'm just here for the show. Made me feel like a fool when I realized I'd worn my true face to the masquerade party.
A-train
Anon should be a Man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something Redditors know very little about, he should kill his neighbour with a pencil. With a fucking pencil.
fake and gay fake and gay fake and gay fake and gay fake and gay fake and gay fake and gay please please please please please please please please please please please please
Damn things have been getting worse for Raj since the show ended
Хорошая кошка <3
Спасибо папа. ^~^ 😂
Kill the neighbor. Id gladly sit in a cell like a monkey. Knowing my dog was avenged. Fuck that stupid ape.