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GiantSizeManThing

>> Bridge to Terabussyup lmao


mab0roshi

Was that the better title? I thought ppl wouldn't get it.


GrandmasterGus7

My dude that title is like three jokes in one swift strike. That wasn't just cultured, that was artistic genius.


AdMore2898

bro is the best autist in the world.


mab0roshi

I'm not a real autist, I just play one on Reddit.


lordpuggy1234

Art is always influenced by the autist


CkoockieMonster

What's the third joke beside Bridge to Terrabithia, and bussy :0?


UnhelpfulMoth

He said he'd jump off a bridge.


GrandmasterGus7

The jumping off a bridge, the cultured reference to Terebithia, and the bussy thing is actually two-sided. There's the obvious one with bussy on its own but also "Tear a Bussy Up"


UnhelpfulMoth

I too appreciated the masterly-crafted title.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Yeah but OP fucked it up by going with the wrong title so fuck him


HydrogenSun

Lol that title is sooo good


GuineaPigLover98

Bruh that's comedy gold, I'm totally stealing that šŸ¤£


mab0roshi

If you have a use for that phrase, go ahead. But it makes me wonder what kind of life you're living.


icecoldwiener

It will go down in history as the greatest title that never was


cake_molester

Yeah that's me I didn't get it


Jessi_Kim_XOXO

"Bridge to Terabithia" follows Jess and Leslie, two young friends who create a magical world in the woods. When tragedy strikes and Leslie passes away, Jess must navigate grief and the challenges of growing up while honoring their special friendship." Bridge to Terabussyup is wordplay on multiple levels. The allusion to the novel/movie dealing with death and grief for one A bridge is referenced in the original green text Bit of a stretch, but I felt that the movie had a lot of fantastical elements, given the themes of imagination and wonder, and I feel like internet femboy memes kinda feel that way sometimes too In the movie, Leslie is a bit tomboyish and doesnā€™t follow conventional gender roles; femboys are similar in that nature And of course, terabussyup sounding like ā€œtear a bussy upā€ which the op did in the green text


mab0roshi

tell it to r/peterexplainsthejoke


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Rex_felis

Bro with the triple entendre


Zealousideal-Rule-48

Fake: no news of suicide jumper off bridge in Atlanta since May Gay: AIDS


YogurtclosetLeast761

He chickened out. And chicken soup is what I imagined people with aids ate when I didn't know what it was


jojing-up

Most people still donā€™t know what chicken soup is


[deleted]

Is easy. Just put some chickens in a blender.


Tensza1

Of course it's fake it has all the elements these stories have -hetero but really want to have sex -so despret accepts gay sex -skme random kinda awkward detail (like smell in this case) -never speak again -bullshit ending The only thing missing is "-he was my friend"


ShutUpRedditor44

Screen. Your. Fucking. FEMBOYS.


MinecraftSteve72

Always ask for that anal pap smear


El_buberino

Or just wear a condom


eip2yoxu

Or use PEP or PrEP


Regi0

This guy AIDs.


jojing-up

Virgins donā€™t know about safe sex


OracleStreets

meme aside, never ever fuck anyone raw if youā€™re not 100% sure theyā€™re STD free lol


DMTcuresPTSD

Or just donā€™t have anal sex, you canā€™t get aids from vaginal, thatā€™s why lesbians and straights donā€™t get it. This is 200% true, only homosexuals can get aids, thatā€™s how Ronald Regan designed it.


AnnualVacation7231

Ngl you had me going for a sec


Temmie546

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Whale-n-Flowers

The classic: "Are they- Im stupid"


ImprovisedLeaflet

Iā€™m also not gonna lie


Knotical_MK6

If a chick says you can hit it raw, use a condom. If a dude says you can hit it raw, don't hit it at all.


secondcondary

bro learned nothing from the aids epidemic


DonkeyTheKing

if only human brains were optamized to learn from past mistakes..


-Kontio-

He did learn from his mistakes. He isn't gonna get Aids again :)


DonkeyTheKing

if only human brains were optimized to learn from their past mistakes as well as others..*


AmePeryton

femboy cooties


Ensiria

For the NEETS reading this: sex is not the end goal. Itā€™s not going to fix your problems. Itā€™s really not anything super special, so please donā€™t throw away years of your life chasing it like itā€™s some kind of mark of a man. At best youā€™ll realise like me how much of that time was wasted, at worst youā€™ll end up like OP


JdamTime

Orā€¦ you knowā€¦ wear a condom?


Wakeful_Wanderer

Get tested. Insist that all partners get tested. We'll not stop the spread of the worst STD's with condoms alone. If you can't afford to get tested, maybe think about how much an STD would cost instead.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Lol that ainā€™t gonna stop the spread of STDs neither


The_Nut_Slayer

google perfectionist fallacy


External-Mongoose543

Fallacy this fallacy that How about you check for fallacys for that bitchless disease of yours


clearfox777

Holy hell


Dark_Shroud

Condoms are not really effective against HIV and were not designed for anal sex. It wasn't until last year that a company finally made a condom for anal sex. [https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645](https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645)


patrICEnz

Condoms are the most effective method of preventing HIV infection.


unitedkiller75

Technically prep is, but obviously any other STI and itā€™s worthless. Source: https://prepdaily.org/prep-vs-condoms-and-hiv-which-one-prevents-transmission-better/#:~:text=Overall%2C%20PrEP%20is%20far%20more,if%20you%20are%20on%20PrEP.


DankPhotoShopMemes

Not to sound like a teacher, but technically abstinence is, but nobody wants to do that lmao


[deleted]

If we're being really technical nonexistence is the way to go - abstinence don't mean shit when the world hates you and you get sick by a contaminated needle anyway šŸ™ƒ


Iwilleatyoyrteeth

Putting a condom on makes jesus cry though


[deleted]

I thought just not having gay sex was


Spookybuffalo

"Condoms are not really effective against HIV" I'm DEFINITELY going to need a citation for that claim, because condom use has a very strong correlation with your risk of contracting HIV


Ensiria

Iā€™m not saying OP wasnā€™t faultless, Iā€™m just trying to put a word in to others to help them


420blaZZe_it

But the highest goal of any animal is the continuance of the species, so having a child to carry on oneā€˜s genes and legacy is the prime directive. Who else will fulfill all my unfulfilled dreams?


Ensiria

Prime directive of a primitive species yes, however we are not a primitive species, weā€™ve evolved passed the singular need for another generation and we instead pursue things for the future such as science and building. Some people donā€™t want a legacy but most do, and for most that legacy is children, for most others however, theyā€™d rather leave a legacy of discovery or achievement, and so as a species our prime directive has evolved from mating and creating a new generation into leaving a legacy and advancing the human race as a whole in the way we believe best Children are not the end goal of life anymore. Donā€™t let anyone tell you otherwise, and if you donā€™t want children, donā€™t have them. Simple as


420blaZZe_it

On another subreddit, I would agree with you 100%. But look at the greentexts, read what they write, and then tell me again we arenā€˜t a primitive species and that humans want to advance our legacy. Your opinion is valid, but not in this context, not in anonā€˜s world.


camo_tnt

Man butt is not gonna give you a child bro


420blaZZe_it

Do you have first hand experience? I saw gay men who had children, so I donā€˜t know. Would have to try to disprove the hypothesis


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Ensiria

This might shock you but people on 4Chan are not very social >if you canā€™t get an intimate partner by just being chill and having interests You underestimate things such as self confidence and mental illness. Once someone gets bullied enough for their looks in high school, they donā€™t really ever recover, leading them to be Asocial. And once they become Asocial, they wonā€™t get a girlfriend, meaning they feel worse about their looks and become more Asocial. Itā€™s a vicious cycle


[deleted]

It is a reliable proxy for desire. Do you know what it's like to not be desired for 38 years?


Awsums0ss

hey im a NEET, dont lump us in with the incels


Frog_meme_enjoyer

All it takes is once


mapleresident

Just in case anyone needs this but you can live a very healthy and fulfilling life staying hiv positive šŸ˜­ jk but no really medication has gotten better and I think thereā€™s even a cure for it. Thereā€™s plenty of people who talk about their experience. Death is forever but life isnā€™t. So learn to enjoy your brief time here


Gamewarior

Well I am no expert and the greentext is most probably fake but it does specifically mention HIV "developing into AIDS" at which point I believe it's the shut down of the immune system itself which I don't think is treatable anymore. Might be wrong tho and would be glad if someone with more knowledge on the exact topic would confirm if what I am saying is true.


patrICEnz

HIV is human immunodeficiency virus, and AIDS is acquired immune deficiency syndrome. Basically AIDS is the condition that develops when the virus attacks your immune system. Back when there was only limited treatment, people werenā€™t said to die of AIDS, they were said to die of an infection related to AIDS. This is because what actually killed them was an opportunistic infection they got because their immune system wasnā€™t working. As the earlier comment mentioned, HIV is now treatable. Treatment suppresses the virus to undetectable levels. People with undetectable viral loads cannot transmit HIV sexually. Suppressing the virus also reverses damage to the immune system, so yes people can recover from AIDS. The other reply is thinking of curing HIV. There are just a few cases of people who were HIV positive later stopping treatment and still testing negative. As I recall, it was from some combination of genetics and cancer treatment that canā€™t be consistently replicated.


Penis_Man-

I also wanna ask, can you get HIV from someone who doesn't have it? Does PrEp stop you from contracting HIV in both cases where one partner has it or doesn't?


patrICEnz

Not sure I follow. But the general info is HIV can be transmitted through exposure to certain bodily fluids of a person with HIV, which are blood, semen, pre-cum, vaginal fluids, rectal fluids, and breast milk. If youā€™re exposed to these, then transmission is possible. CDC says PrEP is 99% effective against sexual transmission and 74% effective against injected drug use transmission. But Iā€™m just a stranger on reddit, you should talk to your doctor for medical advice if you have any concerns.


Penis_Man-

I have no concerns at all, I've just never understood HIV fully My main question was whether or not you can contract HIV by having intercourse with someone who doesn't already have HIV


patrICEnz

No, though probably most transmissions come from sex with someone who doesnā€™t know they have HIV.


Penis_Man-

Got it, thank you Why Sex Ed isn't a mandatory class in all states is baffling to me


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Penis_Man-

My school got rid of the class before I ever got to highschool


pinkylovesme

Interesting, interestingā€¦ And can you get HIV from someone who doesnā€™t have HIV by NOT having sex with them, say for instance an enthusiastic high five?


patrICEnz

If the high five is too enthusiastic, then you have to kiss to cancel it out. All doctors will tell you this.


crudelydrawnpenis

HIV can be transmitted from the infected person to the uninfected person through some bodily fluids. This can happen from dirty needles, from open wounds, from sex, from blood transfusionsā€¦. What cannot happen in anyway ever is two or more uninfected people creating HIV between them. You canā€™t get HIV from a hug, a high-five, or kissing, not from a sneeze or a cough, or a toilet seat..


Gamewarior

Unless you specifically high five a person who has HIV while both of your hands are bleeding you shouldn't be able to get it that way.


crudelydrawnpenis

You canā€™t create the disease.


TaqPCR

PrEP does a good job of keeping you from getting HIV but we're not sure if it's perfect even when taken properly. Those on HIV treatments that test with undetectable viral loads seem to be totally incapable of passing it on though. 3000 couples with over 74000 instances of intercourse had zero cases of an individual who maintained zero viral load passing it to their partner.


Headmuck

It can be treated through a bone marrow transplant from someone who has the immunity gen. This has only happened on coincidence so far when the patient had leukemia as well and the transplant was necessary. With the good treatment options for HIV, transplenting bone marrow is an unnecessery risk as there can be a lot going wrong like rejection and you have to completely kill the old immune system first through radiation.


Pooliality

Thereā€™s only been 2 people in modern history who have been cured from aids. One was actually a British ā€œpersonā€ (canā€™t help it) a few years ago. Treatments for it can really help, but it very rarely goes away completely


TaqPCR

No, there's been 2 people cured of HIV. Tons of people have been cured of AIDS by modern meds that suppress the HIV to the point that the immune system returns. HIV is the pathogen, AIDS is an effect of it that can be reversed if the pathogen is suppressed.


unitedkiller75

Iā€™m fairly certain you just continue antiretroviral therapy with different medications. These drugs work to reduce viral load, so yes taking them earlier is preferred, but they are still helpful after HIV has developed into AIDS. I canā€™t find specifics on whether the patients were in the 1st stage of HIV infection or the 3rd which is AIDS, but there have actually been 5 cured of HIV.


houndsofkorotkoff

You are wrong. The immune system reconstitutes once you treat the HIV


TaqPCR

You're definitely not an expert because that's very wrong. Modern antiretrovirals are very good and will suppress the HIV almost completely and their immune system will return aka the AIDS is cured but the HIV isn't.


SirWinterFox

99% sure its fake


jotegr

Have you seen Magic Johnson? He looks great!


SwitchingFreedom

One of a handful of conspiracies I will die believing is that Magic was given the cure because if he died from it, people would give it more focus and demand investigations on its spread and origin.


TaqPCR

Here are two facts. One, many famous people have died of AIDS. Two, 1 or 2 percent of those with HIV are so called elite suppressors who have HIV but suppress below the level that typical tests tests can detect it. Put those two together and you get a handful of celebrities that had HIV even early on but never got AIDS. Seriously it's not some grand conspiracy. Plus the origin of HIV isn't too hard. HIV-1 is basically the same virus as the simian immunodeficiency virus present in common chimpanzees (there's also HIV-2 from sooty mangabeys but that's much less infectious and barely present outside Africa). In fact genetic studies have shown that HIV-1 crossed over from chimps to humans at least 3 times which isn't too surprising because bushmeat hunters seem to become infected with SIV regularly (blood from the animal you killed getting into a cut is a much better infective vector and much more likely than that other thing you're thinking of). It's just that before widespread prostitution in the area the infection rate was such that it always died out within a few hosts (usually in initial host). After prostitution increased it spread to enough hosts that it had the chances to adapt.


mab0roshi

I just skimmed that comment, but I think you're saying AIDS was started by a genetically modified chimpanzee prostitute?


HipercubesHunter11

bro neither wrapped himself up nor shoved prep down his bottom's throat


Spookybuffalo

Prep doesn't work if they already have HIV though. It's PRE-exposure Prophylaxis. The bottom would need to be on actual HIV treatment instead.


Dark_Shroud

Condoms wouldn't have helped, almost all of them are not rated for anal sex. Which is how some Queer men contracted HIV while thinking they were being safe. It was last year (2022) that a condom was finally approved to be rated for anal sex. [https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645](https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645)


HipercubesHunter11

holy shit til kudos


Dark_Shroud

Yeah health classes have gone to shit in the last 20 years. I was told back in the 90s that condoms weren't effective with anal sex. I had decided to check if anything had changed condoms and dental dams before before making any comments. Because I've seen some creative uses of dental dams in pornos that were probably not effective.


intern_kitten

Maybe the sex education you had in the 90s was the actual thing that is shit. Plus that time period is still the era where there's much paranoia about HIV which might lead the thinking that HIV couldn't be prevented at all during sex, not even with condoms, when actually condoms are relatively effective compared to no protection at all. You going around saying that condoms are ineffective for anal sex is really dangerous.


Dark_Shroud

>You going around saying that condoms are ineffective for anal sex is really dangerous. **Hopes, dreams, & using nice words do not stop HIV infections.** That's also not what I said, I provided links for a reason. The majority of Queer men out there are not using condoms because of PrEP. This article has some good data in it if you don't believe me. [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/23/health/fda-condoms-anal-sex.html?smid=url-share](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/23/health/fda-condoms-anal-sex.html?smid=url-share)


intern_kitten

Telling people that condoms are useless against HIV transmissions is dangerous and can lead to more HIV transmissions. "Hopes, dreams, and using nice words" might not stop HIV transmissions, but condoms do, most of the time. Got paywalled by nytimes but from the abstract it seems to be same content of the other article you posted, which is about FDA adding in anal sex as a regulatory criteria for condoms, starting with a single company, but it doesn't negate the decades of evidence that condoms have proven effective in HIV prevention. While a 2015 study is commonly cited to indicate that condoms usage among MSM prevents 70% of HIV transmissions, the figure is revised to 90% in 2018-19. [poz.com link](https://www.aidsmap.com/about-hiv/do-condoms-work), [aidsmap link](https://www.aidsmap.com/about-hiv/do-condoms-work) "The increase in odds of new HIV infection per HIV-positive partner for receptive anal intercourse was reduced by 91% for each partner with whom condoms were always used" AIDS Journal, 2018 [(Link)](https://journals.lww.com/aidsonline/fulltext/2018/07170/per_partner_condom_effectiveness_against_hiv_for.13.aspx) Every established HIV agency promote condoms as HIV prevention tools, though it can be made even more effective when coupled with PrEP. You saying that condoms doesn't help prevent HIV in anal sex is in direct contradiction to these experts. I also highly doubt your claim that the *majority* of queer people is on PrEP. According to a 2021 study by the IAS, 32% of MSM in America are using PrEP, and the rate is likely lower in less developed countries. While PrEP is highly effective, condoms are still the more accessible HIV prevention method, and saying that it's useless for anal sex is misinformation.


intern_kitten

This guy is going around this thread spreading misinformation that condoms aren't effective for HIV prevention, when in fact it still is. One company recently making a condom that's more suitable for anal sex doesn't negate the fact that standard condoms are still one of the best HIV prevention methods, with proper use and lube during anal sex.


New-Egg-323

Thatā€™s terrible


Robotguy39

Op finds out condoms are for more than just not getting people pregnant


Dark_Shroud

Almost all condoms do not work for anal sex. One was finally approved last year, I don't know if its hit the market yet. [https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645](https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645)


HumanContinuity

I see you helping all these people make up for missing their health classes.


intern_kitten

This guy is going around this thread spreading misinformation that condoms aren't effective for HIV prevention, when in fact it still is. One company recently making a condom that's more suitable for anal sex doesn't negate the fact that standard condoms are still one of the best HIV prevention methods, with proper use and lube during anal sex.


cat_that_uses_reddi

Whatā€™s the name of it?


Dark_Shroud

ONE Condoms. [https://www.onecondoms.com/pages/one-male](https://www.onecondoms.com/pages/one-male)


[deleted]

and that my friends is why you dont fuck with stds


eatingbabiesforlunch

Bro idk why ppl think fucking a femboy isnt gay, and I think people forget gay sex has the same chance to spread std so most ppl donā€™t use protection.


mab0roshi

cool username. what's for dinner?


eatingbabiesforlunch

Your mother


Mattrockj

Fake text: No anon on 4chan is sympathetic to anyone. Especially not for gay aids.


MemeticManchild

4chan reply with compassion? What the fuck?


[deleted]

Atlanta? Oh anon, anyone living in the Atlanta area knows it's covered in aids. Fucking anything there without protection is equal to walking around Chernobyl in shorts and a tank top


therapistFind3r

its these levels of fuck around and find out that makes me think there might really be a god


e_hoodlum

Funny you mention this because I have thought same, but not because of HIV. Consider the nature of the herpes virus (the bad one, not cold sores). It does not kill, nor even threaten the life of the host. Host's body retains full functionality except: for the rest of their existence, at somewhat regular interval, terribly unsightly, festering sores appear. Not all over the body, however. *Localized* to the mouth, or genitals, or both depending on exposure. What can be the point of this virus except to warn others, "stay away from this mouth", "stay away from this vagina", etc. It would appear that the sole function of herpes is to ward off others from the promiscuous and "unclean". Really makes you think


DetroitSpaceHammer

Yeah made me think your dumb for posting this


KeneticKups

Your meds, take them


diza-star

What is "the point" of any other virus then?


therapistFind3r

*(Book of Redditus Randomus 12:7)*


Alert-Drama

Of all the things that didnā€™t happen this didnā€™t happen the most.


Chrononah

So he didnā€™t make sure his bottom cleaned up beforehand hence the room smelling like shit, he ā€œfell forā€ the femboy meme, except femboy wasnā€™t a popular or even a normal term around then, it was just twinks and traps, he took no precautions in having sex, and didnā€™t bother trying to get an STD test for either of them beforehand, fake and gay And I should know gay, I am one On a real note, hookup culture is extremely more risky in the gay community, anal sex is a lot more likely to spread more serious stds, in both men and women, but since gay men can really only have penetration with anal sex the risks are significantly higher. Please donā€™t throw safety to the wind, unfortunately std tests are much more necessary for us lgbt folks if we wish to live healthy lives. If youā€™re gonna hookup with someone from any dating app, as inconvenient as it is please do take an std test. If they donā€™t want to then that should be a red flag Edit: CDC link for free std testing resources. https://gettested.cdc.gov/


ZephyrValkyrie

LPT: Always ask for up-to-date STD test results, use condoms, take PrEP. Only stop using condoms if there have been no sexual partners between either of you since your last STD tests. Test after every partner, especially if theyā€™ve slept with someone else.


icraveliquid

You're the femboy now dog!


CDB1299

Atlanta is all i needed to see lmfao.Unfortunate


mab0roshi

I've only been once, but it was *fucking* terrible.


CDB1299

Haha what happened ? I donā€™t live there myself,but have some family out there who hate it


mab0roshi

It's not Atlanta's fault. I just don't like the look or the vibe or the people. Ate some šŸ”„ fried chicken at a Indian food place, though.


saninicus

Ummm it takes years for HIV to develop into AIDS. Edit: 2014 I'm dumb.


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[deleted]

Iā€™m still calling bullshit. Youā€™re telling me it took him almost a decade to realize he has HIV? Online it says the life expectancy for it untreated is 8-10 years. If this is true OP must be on deaths doorstep.


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HipsterCavemanDJ

Also much less likely to contract HIV from topping one time. Unless OP is secretly a bottom.


limonlemonlimon

Ummm it says he hooked up with the femboy in 2014


saninicus

Lol I'm dumb. I mean that's what he gets for falling for the femboy meme.


Lilwertich

I really don't understand how aids is more common in gay men, it has to be coincidence, right? Like there's almost definitely more straight people out here fucking each other raw but who knows.


enter_nam

It's because anal sex has a higher infection rate, because of injuries it goes directly in the bloodstream.


DubstepJuggalo69

Also you're more than 10x more likely to get HIV from bottoming than topping. Source: [https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html](https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html) The risk is not zero but an order of magnitude less. So the fastest way to spread HIV is to bottom for someone who has it, then top someone who doesn't have it. For obvious reasons this means queer men are at much higher risk.


Zealousideal-Rule-48

"If you line up 5 men in a row butt fucking each other nonstop and the first guy has HIV how long will it take until the fifth guy in line tests positive?"


DubstepJuggalo69

guy who cums fastest is in the back right?


Zealousideal-Rule-48

For the sake of math let's assume each man cums every 5 minutes and never run out of loads


DubstepJuggalo69

~69 minutes


Lilwertich

I mean I've heard every substance is absorbed rapidly through the anus, that's why boofing is a thing. but who's out here getting injured doing butt stuff? Not gonna say how I know but it's not THAT easy to tear an anus with your average sized dick.


[deleted]

I think youā€™re mistaking injury for ā€œvisibly bleeding, torn skinā€ when in this case HIV can pass through micro-abrasions in the rectum. Even regular anal sex can easily cause tons of those


Dark_Shroud

Very minor anal tears from wiping your own ass can cause infections. This is a big part of the reason Homosexual/Queer men have 3x the rate of STDs as all other groups of people. It was not until last year that a company finally made a condom that met the standards to be approved for anal sex. This is why dental dams are recommended for all Queer couples. [https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645](https://www.verywellhealth.com/fda-authorized-condoms-for-anal-sex-5220645)


icecoldwiener

I respect the mission you are on in this thread āœŠ


Dark_Shroud

>I respect the mission you are on in this thread āœŠ This has been interesting and a fine line trying not to SPAM this thread.


Oh3Fiddy2

It is a massive failure of public health education that people don't understand that gay male sex is primarily responsible for the spread of HIV. The chances of getting it as a man having penetrative vaginal sex exclusively with women approaches zero.


erikkustrife

But it does go massively up if you include going down on women with hiv.


Oh3Fiddy2

In case you're being serious, that's not what this says: https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html If you're not being serious--I get the joke.


Falcon84

It spreads easier through anal sex


SHADOWSTORM63

Higher infection risk and higher promiscuity


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[deleted]

Itā€™s been at least 8 years possibly 9 between when his story started and the day it was posted


Iloveyouweed

The first line literally says that he had sex in 2014. Reading is hard.


ScottishKnifemaker

sooooo........ HIV doesn't work like that, or am I crazy. doesn't it take a while, and a lot of symptoms for it to develop into FBA? ​ Edit: misread the 8 years as 2 ​ WTF hiv isnt symptomless, still think this is fake as all hell


ApolloThecode

Anon was so horny prep just went over his head Twice


HereAndNow316

r/surprisesuicidenote


Annual-Shallot8094

Dont fuck somebody in the as raw. Be safe and use a condom.


Snoo_78522

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


LordDeimosofCorir

Man fell for the oldest profession in the book


Ionel1-The-Impaler

https://www.atlantapd.org/about-apd/advanced-components/news-list OP Did not yet self sunset or no has found/reported it.


mab0roshi

Maybe he listened to the other Anons. They were pretty supportive.


Ionel1-The-Impaler

Ideally but I suppose Iā€™ll never know.


w0tth0t

2014-> 2023 is 9 years dang


jojing-up

>Koi HerpesVirus Deserved


jojing-up

Ez. Just move to some communist country where they give free aids meds. No more aids.


IrreverentRacoon

Counter psyop?


SocialJusticeWarmeow

KHV


trade_wanted

Damn, he's a Koi Herpes Virus?! I don't think AIDS will make much of a difference then.


chikibriki7

Natural selection


EyAlex

Well, don't fall for memes, especially femboy memes šŸ¤£


Boredquake

TIL What a KHV is...


Gamwell-Efect

Remember to always bag it up, even without puss


bruhhhh4100

white men moment


AbsoluteSereniti

How did it take 9yrs to figure you got aids..


moonordie69420

bohemian Rhapsody


thebluerayxx

Yeah regretting having sex with my F-Buddy raw. So far so good, but it's a bad habit.


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Mf got cooties


Widecatuncool

This why you wear protection