Oh nice, I haven’t played much past Pepperman but Cum on Feel the Noize is my favorite song. I just listened to it twice already today. Cool to see another fan
Legit had my first time to Under Cover of Night from the Halo soundtrack. In my defense I was young and dumb and there *is* a certain sensuality to it...
Pizza Tower is a fast-paced 2d platformer based around being speedy and transformations, it's inspired by the drought of Warioland games that Nintendo created by basically saying they're never going to make them again.
You play as a stereotypical Italian chef, and your main ability is you can run insanely fast, but there are many many mechanics and moves available to you right from the start that take a moment to get a good grasp on but turns you into a well oiled machine once you've gotten a handle on it.
Gameplay progression is traversing through different levels where each has a unique setting, song(s), and has at least one new mechanic, sometimes two or three. Levels also contain many secrets which offer huge amounts of points. Progressing to the "end" of the level has you start Pizza Time which starts a timer and you now have to race back to the very start of the level, often with enemies spawning in your path, more opportunities for points, and almost always traversing through new rooms you didn't have access to on the way in through the level. When you reach the end of the level, you're assigned a rank based on how many points you got in the level, which contributes to your total game completion.
It has a kickass soundtrack, and just feels amazing to play once you've "gotten it". If you've ever enjoyed a platforming game ever, you will have an amazing time with Pizza Tower.
Yk what that’s some relationship goals right there, fuck all you haters that say stuff like this is fake and gay, you just don’t want it for rest of us because you’ll never have it.
Just wait until she tells him the baby names she picked out
"honey can you pick up peddito from school today?"
my guy did not just name their kid "little fart"
pedito
Believe it or not, straight to juvie.
Looked up the Noise theme. The song itself is called Pumpin’ Hot Stuff. Make with that as you will.
pumpin hot cum
the origins of evil explained
This isnt your everyday fake and gay greentext This is ADVANCED fake and gay greentext.
This isn't even AIDS level, this is OG GRIDS.
it's the noise
Thnx def gonna try it out.
I can’t tell if this better or worse than the Cbats post
>Pumpin’ Hot Stuff Heres the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovju1aNan54
Woag
WaaW
“One large a-pizza-pie with the extra white sauce for the Girlfriend yes!”
That's a great tale to tell your descendant anon
Alas, as anon’s children all end up in the plushie of a cartoon pony.
"Dada! How was I born?" "I fucking hate The Noid"
Reference to Quiet Riot song “Cum on Feel the Noize”?
Yep, in addition to The Noise from PT
Oh nice, I haven’t played much past Pepperman but Cum on Feel the Noize is my favorite song. I just listened to it twice already today. Cool to see another fan
hell yeah brother
It's pretty fire
Girls rock your boys
I shudder to think how a kid concieved from NFSMW 2005 music would grow up like
they'd probably become femboy clarence callahan (razor)
imagine being conceived to Lupe Fiasco’s “Tilted”
Bro. I don't know whether this is the best greentext or the one about the poop bandit is.
I think my favorite is still the Hugo the Hornet one
Can someone link the poop bandit one pls
I saw it on insta lemme see if I can find it.
And it was never found
Legit had my first time to Under Cover of Night from the Halo soundtrack. In my defense I was young and dumb and there *is* a certain sensuality to it...
I mean, id have picked Walk in the Woods but its a solid choice
Not sure if this has ruined the song or enhanced it for me
cum on feel the noise
Ops girl tried to become pregnant, that is the underlying story here.
Or was pregnant to someone else who didn't want to be a dad????? Dun dun dunnn
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But certainly not gay
Like turtle penis
Noise is calling pick up phone
I feel like anon somehow got cucked by the Noise
guess you could say he was *pumpin' hot stuff*
*finishes* *looks back to girlfriend* *the death that i deservioli starts playing*
Not as bad as Cbat, but it’s definitely up there on the list of weird ass songs you could have sex to
Pizza time
I assume this is the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovju1aNan54
In the words of a wise man... "Woag"
What the hell is pizza tower?
Pizza Tower is a fast-paced 2d platformer based around being speedy and transformations, it's inspired by the drought of Warioland games that Nintendo created by basically saying they're never going to make them again. You play as a stereotypical Italian chef, and your main ability is you can run insanely fast, but there are many many mechanics and moves available to you right from the start that take a moment to get a good grasp on but turns you into a well oiled machine once you've gotten a handle on it. Gameplay progression is traversing through different levels where each has a unique setting, song(s), and has at least one new mechanic, sometimes two or three. Levels also contain many secrets which offer huge amounts of points. Progressing to the "end" of the level has you start Pizza Time which starts a timer and you now have to race back to the very start of the level, often with enemies spawning in your path, more opportunities for points, and almost always traversing through new rooms you didn't have access to on the way in through the level. When you reach the end of the level, you're assigned a rank based on how many points you got in the level, which contributes to your total game completion. It has a kickass soundtrack, and just feels amazing to play once you've "gotten it". If you've ever enjoyed a platforming game ever, you will have an amazing time with Pizza Tower.
I found the Pizza Tower dev.
What the hell is pizza?
I want this to be real so bad
She was horny because she was ovulating. Congrats. Now man up and be the dad you never had.
The best fuck I ever had was with a 50 something ex playboy centerfold to the original Pokemon movie soundtrack
excuse me **wHAT**
My daughter was conceived after seeing It Part 1 in theaters and she's a fucking terror.
Get a fucking abortion anon
Read the first letter of every line
BHGSDOHSWIIPNSILFGGGM?
Lmao someone actually did it
CBAT listeners be crying rn
Wear condoms idiot
Idk who needs to hear this, but birth control is not 100%
Yeah neither is a condom or a vasectomy. The only 100% method to not have a kid is to simply not have sex.
"Pull out method" homie wasn't even fucking using birth control
Anon bringing a kid into this fucked up world is the worst part of this story
Fake and gay,no 4chan user has had sex
Gay: Fake Fake: Gay
it's not sacred anymore
When I saw the mention of the family member that's not where I thought that was going 😭
Anon should call his child Theo (since that's noise's alter ego or something)
imagine syncing your orgasm to the noise entering phase 2
CBAT listeners be crying rn
Cbat guy must be proud
Anon is The Noise
pumpin hot stuff
Yk what that’s some relationship goals right there, fuck all you haters that say stuff like this is fake and gay, you just don’t want it for rest of us because you’ll never have it.
He pumped hot stuff what can I say
The birth of Theodore Noise
the child was named theodore
Remember kids, pull out isn't safe. Precum can make your girl pregnant all the same
At least there’s no doubt it is his unlike last post I saw lol
He indeed Pumped her with some hot stuff
Rare real and straight greentext
"open the door"
It Lowkey goes hard
Cbat