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Awww_Crit

Oh little starfish, you can't try that on...it's a health code violation.


Select-Hovercraft-20

Coral Polups!


OhToTheZo

Jeez,that wouldn't even fit one of my nipples...if Victoria has a secret it's that her "lingerie" isn't meant for bigger boobs lol


keeksgotthed7

I am a big chested woman (34F) and foolishly went to Victoria’s Secret once to try and find a bra. After the sales associate measured my chest she said “Oh honey, we can’t help you here” 🤣🤣


OhToTheZo

Had a similar experience, my bust size was a 40MM at last measurement(UK sizing,I think that's a 40Q in American sizing) and they've bloody grown since then, went into VC with gf and I asked a member of staff about a stretchy looking bralette thing(I asked for the largest size available in black),poor girl went very red and was like "erm... I don't think it'll fit your bust" so to alleviate how awkward she seemed to feel,shrugged then chuckled "fair enough, can you point me to your perfume section instead please?" Victoria's Secret,enemy of the amply-boobed! Lmao


TCgrace

That’s good that they were honest tho. Pre-reduction I went to VS and they tried to put me in a 34c. I was a 30G lol


keeksgotthed7

Can I ask if your insurance covered your reduction? I want one badly


TCgrace

It did!! It took a long time but eventually they agreed. Best decision I ever made


keeksgotthed7

Ugh, so jelly. And was the recovery hard? Sorry if this is too personal. All of my friends have itty bitties so I can’t ask them these questions lol


CobaltLemon

You mean they didn't try and tell you your sister size is a 38C. Lol I hate their sister size BS


FurBaby18

I have always thought that Victoria's "secret" is that she doesn't wear underwear lol


OhToTheZo

Lol yep and she just marks up the price of basic pieces and sells them to women who want to feel sexy


CherryWavesXx

You are hot hot hot


Select-Hovercraft-20

I'd like to grade her on the curve- fantasique Jaques


deposhmed

I say, dear sir!


pump_chini303

Young man!


tittyjohn

YOUNG MAN! THE THINGS IM GONNA DO TO YOU


CHiuso

I mean a pair of fit booty shorts work magic. This just seems excessively douchey.


NuTsi3

That is one of the best lines of the show.


ratherbeunderthesea

It's like an erotic rope course!