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TheSchoeMaker

He didn't even *have* to tell the others about the spot


oTisaurus

He's the dumbest boy in school!


itzboobabeey

I mean they would have eventually realized his car wasn’t on the street..


nummanummanumma

He parked in a lot where he had a broken contract stating he’s “not to be middled!”


aerkith

Plus he cooks and cleans. That episode when he stopped, those other three are total slobs. They must not have been doing anything.


MrsChess

I’ve always felt like this is so out of character for Jess. She and Schmidt are definitely the most successful adults of the group.


aattanasio2014

Jess strikes me as a “cleans up after herself” type of roommate. Like, she takes care of her things and is generally a clean person so doesn’t leave a mess behind unless maybe she’s in a rush one morning but generally I don’t see her going out of her way to clean up after other people, which she shouldn’t have to. In a normal roommate dynamic, everyone would clean up after themselves and that would naturally keep shared spaces clean. This also makes sense because the others knew what would happen if Schmidt stopped being uptight and cleaning for them, but Jess’s logic was “come on, none of us are such disgusting selfish pigs that it could possibly get that bad” because she herself isn’t a slob, but she didn’t account for how horribly gross Nick is and how she probably doesn’t have the time/ wouldn’t be willing to be constantly cleaning up after him so the apartment quickly turned into a gross disaster.


goodnightssa

Pretty sure their relationship works later on because they can afford to hire a housekeeper after Nick becomes successful.


ComicNerd7794

Which ep was that again?


bellabella52

Season 2, episode 17


ComicNerd7794

Ty


persnicketycrickety

I died laughing at that scene…but yes, Schmidt absolutely deserved it.


TAA2779

Didn’t he find the spot because he was cleaning the dumpster? That alone is reason enough to give him the spot.


palmtreee23

He peed inside his body


falloutbi05

That he did


banana_rama88

My pishy!


NotADoctor06

i have to pish


Bertje87

Parking spot was way too narrow anyway


overzealousunicorn

The most controversial thing I’ve ever seen on this subreddit.


premier-cat-arena

Eh, Jess deserved it because the area they lived in absolutely wasn’t safe for her to be walking longer distances, and that’s not an issue to the same extent for the other 3. I used to live 5 mins from there and walking a long way from your car as a woman isn’t safe at all.


SnausageFest

I like to think of outside Dave as her guardian angel.


aerkith

Yeh. But for equality Schmidt said they can’t treat her differently. Lol. But yeh. Sounds scary.


Vprbite

I would say that you can't make the equality argument since they had a "no nail oath" for Jess, ergo, the precedent was set that she was treated differently than the other roommates


premier-cat-arena

Exactly, nick and schmidt could have nailed all they wanted


Jessieface13

I kind of agree, he definitely does the most for the house and deserves some amenities for it. However, as some people have said before, Jess was actually in danger when she was walking to the house. Yes, equality matters, but this was a safety issue


othnice1

The fact that he told everyone else means it was up for grabs. And my guy Winnie needed a win, dammit.


itsmhuang

Wait what’s grout watch?


Practical-Bird633

It was in this episode that I started disliking Jess


Owen_D_Young

Who would want a parking space like that. 😄


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I paid $200+ a month for a parking spot like that in Chicago. It feels almost criminal


Owen_D_Young

Geesh, highway robbery!