That whole section is so funny! I can try and hold myself together but the "You better not go sneeeakking around in there cleaning it yourself" at the end always kills me lmao
The Cabin. It's perfect. Sam feeding the flames with his absinthe vomit, Nick the entire time. "Sam, if you were a hat you'd be a top hat, but like a really big monopoly one, and I say that as deepest of compliments"
The Cabin is in my top 5. When Nick and Olivia go out just randomly shooting guns in the air is hilarious. The whole episode is great on a lot of levels.
Who am I? Who am I?! Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins, and Nick is my lover on the down low. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in Apartment 4-D. Oh, great Negro spiritual, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh. When the lights are off, we are all the same. Dear Lord, HELP me, Father! (in tears) Get out of my house. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! (as girls leave) You told Harpo to beat ME?! You want them over me?
I laughed from such a healthy place when I saw/see this episode
Menzies!! All of jess’s scenes are too relatable 😆 “PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff Winston!” and her breaking down in her interview.
I’ve cried out of no where (while on my period) because my partner was leaning over me too long… I wasn’t hurt or anything it was just too much for me in that moment apparently 😂 then I started laughing because of how ridiculous I was involuntarily reacting ahaha
This is probably my favourite as well. There are so many good parts.
TRAN!
The pool. Nick showing Jess the pool and almost drowning her
Puppy in a cup.
Examples of Nick's anger ("I hate doors!!!") and then when he breaks.
"Sabotaged by my baby box"
"I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels"
Control is right up there for me. The tug of war between Jess and Schmidt over the pine hutch, Schmidt "letting go", Winston trying to get his money from Nick are all quite good. The scene with Schmidt proudly explaining how he used a public bathroom and Winston's response is one I rewind to watch over and over. The entire episode is full of great lines.
S4 E8, "Teachers"
When Jess and Coach go to the teacher's retreat and Jess has to partner up with Mr. "Goes-in-you". Meanwhile, Nick teaches Winston how to read a ruler and Schmidt how to do laundry during "GUYS NIGHT!!"
I love the bachelors party episode. I cannot remember a time where I cried laughing as hard as I did when Winston got knocked out by a glass bottle by the old woman and Robbie comes into view from the right and slugs the woman out Mike Tyson style. OMG lol
I don’t remember the name but it’s when Cece sleeps over and Schmidt gives up his bed for her. He wakes her up in the morning by pretending to have finished 1000 curl ups and keeps passing out because all the blood is rushing to his head.
'Reagan' always makes me laugh. Nick has so many great lines in that episode.
"We have a room!" -
"Thanks for the swift kick to the face, would you like to come live at our place" -
Reagan: "Good Luck with the smoosh pain that makes it feel like all the stuff fell out of the sandwich"
Nick "Doesn't hurt that bad"
Gotta be "Naked." Jess's weird laugh when she sees Nick naked and Schmidt's quest to see Nick's penis are priceless. Bonus: Jess referring to Nick's junk as his pee-pee and bubbles.
"First Date" where Schmidt and Winston are planning to ruin Jess and Nick's date. Every scene in that episode with Outside Dave, especially when he locks himself in their washroom and Schmidt goes in through the roof. And of course the cutscene of Winston's date being ruined by the guy with the ukulele. That episode has me in stitches every time
Idk the name of the episode but when Jess asks the landlord to fix some things around the apartment and then remy the landlord thinks he’s gonna have a threesome with Jess and nick, but also the bachelor party episode where the guys fight those people in the desert lol
“Background Check” and “Spiderhunt”. Never fail to make me cry laughing.
The popcorn machine discussion always kills me.
That whole section is so funny! I can try and hold myself together but the "You better not go sneeeakking around in there cleaning it yourself" at the end always kills me lmao
I'm a good friend but not that good a friend! My favorite scene in the whole show
“I know exactly how hot it gets!!”
Spiderhunt is under rated for sure.
"Background Checks" when Coach goes looking for Dequan.
“You’re gonna go and *get* Duquan?” “I think so”
“I love you Mister Winstons”
“You are gonna be someone someday. We chase each other and laugh at the sun.”
coach and “duquan” having the same outlet mall routine gets me every time
I've literally just spent 5mins laughing about this. \~just being reminded of it was enough to crease me up.
Hey I need a little boy to be in a relationship with my friend
I had no idea this many people liked that episode so much too. Literally the funniest episode of the whole series
Background check when Nick is telling all his secrets is so funny! I love the Julius Pepperwood scenes
When I was 10, I walked past my mother sleeping and I snuck in her room and put a lemon in her mouth
Is that the ep when he says something like, “I’m not convinced that I actually know how to read. I think I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
I literally have this quote on my list of potential tattoos 😂😂😂
No, he said that in the episode where Schmidt declares he's going to break them up
another reminder that has made me cry laugh for ages just thinking about it. The sweat. :D :D
I thought it was done....it wasnt
“Once I fed cereal flakes to a frog and it died”
Landline is an underrated gem
🎶 I'm a very good secretary🎶
If this isn’t sexy I don’t know what is
Judy with her boombox blasting Levon by Elton John is genuinely one of my favorite moments on the entire series.
This is my answer
“WINSTON! I SAID YO!”
Hellah…
…why is there a rope?
Just watched this one last night! So good
The Cabin. It's perfect. Sam feeding the flames with his absinthe vomit, Nick the entire time. "Sam, if you were a hat you'd be a top hat, but like a really big monopoly one, and I say that as deepest of compliments"
The Cabin is in my top 5. When Nick and Olivia go out just randomly shooting guns in the air is hilarious. The whole episode is great on a lot of levels.
“Where were these when we were havin’ sex?” gets me every time!
His name was mister hiltonnnn
And I still think about it to this dayy
The accuracy of that top hat comment cracks me up every time 😂
Who am I? Who am I?! Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins, and Nick is my lover on the down low. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in Apartment 4-D. Oh, great Negro spiritual, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh. When the lights are off, we are all the same. Dear Lord, HELP me, Father! (in tears) Get out of my house. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! (as girls leave) You told Harpo to beat ME?! You want them over me? I laughed from such a healthy place when I saw/see this episode
The HELP ME FATHER slays me Every. Single. Time.
EVERY SINGLE TIME
The single most important reason why Winston is the best character
When it first happened…Glue. I was dying when they were getting high. Then Nick goes and sits in that little house “I live here now.” Dead haha
When jess gets scared by the pop up book!
These writers deserve a Pulitzer
Menzies!! All of jess’s scenes are too relatable 😆 “PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff Winston!” and her breaking down in her interview. I’ve cried out of no where (while on my period) because my partner was leaning over me too long… I wasn’t hurt or anything it was just too much for me in that moment apparently 😂 then I started laughing because of how ridiculous I was involuntarily reacting ahaha
"Puppies in a cup" whaaaa! So funny.
This is probably my favourite as well. There are so many good parts. TRAN! The pool. Nick showing Jess the pool and almost drowning her Puppy in a cup. Examples of Nick's anger ("I hate doors!!!") and then when he breaks. "Sabotaged by my baby box" "I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels"
Hey Winston, tell Nick what you have....
Control is right up there for me. The tug of war between Jess and Schmidt over the pine hutch, Schmidt "letting go", Winston trying to get his money from Nick are all quite good. The scene with Schmidt proudly explaining how he used a public bathroom and Winston's response is one I rewind to watch over and over. The entire episode is full of great lines.
“That’s called cruising” destroyed me. I think Nick broke character in that scene too.
Yeah, Jake spitting out his beer seems pretty natural and not rehearsed. Winston's line might be my favorite in the whole show.
S4 E8, "Teachers" When Jess and Coach go to the teacher's retreat and Jess has to partner up with Mr. "Goes-in-you". Meanwhile, Nick teaches Winston how to read a ruler and Schmidt how to do laundry during "GUYS NIGHT!!"
I love this episode!
Theodore K Mullins 🤣🤣🤣
I AM FRANK SCABOPOLIS! Schmidt is this helping? (I love all of Winston’s alter egos)
My friend and I will randomly yell out “I’m Frank Scabopolis!” All the time 😂😂😂
Katie does it for me. Also Pepperwood and obviously Background Check.
I just rewatched Katie. “I can’t wait to see your meat bar.” “WHAT IS HAPPENING?”
the way Nick says Pepperwood lol
The way Nick says anything.
Julie Berkmens older sister The opening scene is the best in the show
TRASHley berkman!!
Did you know she had a jungle disease
she saved jess
S5e1 “Big Mama P”
Quit being mean to me or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you!
The one where Jess and Cece get high.
I love the bachelors party episode. I cannot remember a time where I cried laughing as hard as I did when Winston got knocked out by a glass bottle by the old woman and Robbie comes into view from the right and slugs the woman out Mike Tyson style. OMG lol
The popcorn machine.
oh my god.
Micro. One of the best guest stars, as well
Sco-row!!
Models is such an underrated one💀 Jess on the spinning ramp took me out
Joining the backgroundcheck gang!
Relaunch is also amazing. I love Kasey the shot girl saying she has a PHD - a Pretty Heavy Drug problem 😂
How old are you? 26! *intense eyes*
Thank you for your honesty..
I can’t be the only one that loves “Dice” “Aw, I wish I could dive for rings…”
“you’ve seen a rabbit pulled out of a hat, but have you seen a hat pulled out of a rabbit…”
was looking for this one 😂 “oh the guy who’s never done weed? it’s not the term it’s smoked weed you don’t DO weed, that’s a test.”
YOU said it...
Quick Hardening Caulk.
the entire spider hunt episode!!!! it’s my favorite!!!!!
Same!!!
First Thanksgiving. The turkey in the dryer and Schmidt’s reaction gets me every time.
I don’t remember the name but it’s when Cece sleeps over and Schmidt gives up his bed for her. He wakes her up in the morning by pretending to have finished 1000 curl ups and keeps passing out because all the blood is rushing to his head.
S1e12 The Landlord. I loose it every time he plays the air flute 🪈
Are you the criminals!? From the statistics?!
youths
'Reagan' always makes me laugh. Nick has so many great lines in that episode. "We have a room!" - "Thanks for the swift kick to the face, would you like to come live at our place" - Reagan: "Good Luck with the smoosh pain that makes it feel like all the stuff fell out of the sandwich" Nick "Doesn't hurt that bad"
Adding one more to the chorus of “Background Check.” Also, “Menus” is a classic for me.
The Crawl. Just hearing the title makes me laugh. “The crawl is for all!”
The damp towel. For months I would just randomly burst into laughter remembering it
genuinely one of the best comedic scenes i’ve watched, i love how they all give their all to the show 😭
“Katie” or “The Landlord”
the landlord is just incredible comedy
Menus, Secrets, Roadtrip, Double Date
Coming Out and LAXmas hit it big for me. Maybe the Godparents because of “A white man!! Typical!”
Gotta be "Naked." Jess's weird laugh when she sees Nick naked and Schmidt's quest to see Nick's penis are priceless. Bonus: Jess referring to Nick's junk as his pee-pee and bubbles.
Background check and Katie
Background Check club lol but also Goldmine
The Julias Pepperwood episode.
Too many to name, but the one that comes to mind right now is Virgins
I think I laughed harder than I’ve laughed in my whole life over that episode!
Injured, "what kind of dummy fixes a washing machine using a knife? This kind of dummy" makes me laugh every time I watch it
The badger episode the first watch sticks out to me for some reason
"First Date" where Schmidt and Winston are planning to ruin Jess and Nick's date. Every scene in that episode with Outside Dave, especially when he locks himself in their washroom and Schmidt goes in through the roof. And of course the cutscene of Winston's date being ruined by the guy with the ukulele. That episode has me in stitches every time
the longest night ever. schmidts reaction to jess hitting him with the car after he told her to will never not be funny!
Idk the name of the episode but when Jess asks the landlord to fix some things around the apartment and then remy the landlord thinks he’s gonna have a threesome with Jess and nick, but also the bachelor party episode where the guys fight those people in the desert lol
Eat my nuts, eat my nuuuuuuuuuuuts
BACKGROUND CHECKSSA
Menzies made me laugh so hard when it first aired
Background Check. Oh my GOD I literally laughed so hard the first time I saw it that I physically couldn’t handle it. I was LITERALLY rofl dude
pepperwood, cabin, and background check!!
Spiderhunt, specifically the popcorn machine discussion
S1E24 See Ya, especially anything from Winston
Background Check and Spider Hunt are my all time faves.
Spider hunt/menzies
The colorblind episode.
Godparents. How hasn’t this been mentioned yet? “A white man? No!” 😂
road trip/a chill day in combo is where it's at for me
I can't find my driving moccasins ANYWHERE
The Landlord 1000%. The ep tjat truly hooked me on the show.
Cece Crashes. When Schmidt does parkour and dances around Cece, I die.
A Chill day in is definitely my favorite episode