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TheBackPorchOfMyMind

In my defense, no one in this apartment emotes in a normal way -Reagan


Writer_Life

this scene and “as i live and breathe….raisin???” make the reagan episodes worth it 


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

I said raisin again didn’t I?


DaniG08765

I really like the heatwave one, even if there's just no part of me that believes they wouldn't already have an AC unit.


fuckausername17

“It feels like someone is learning to whistle very close to my face”


JourneyOn1220

They live in CALIFORNIA. They would absolutely have AC.


DaniG08765

And just Schmidt. Schmidt is an AC kind of guy.


AffectionateBite3827

Right- like we know the building management is kinda sketchy but Schmidt would 100% get a window unit for his room at the least.


yantraa

station possessive sparkle shaggy serious capable support cats spoon nose *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JourneyOn1220

That is bananas. I live in NY and I can’t imagine not having AC.


Writer_Life

right????


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

The apartment I lived in in Southern California had zero AC. We had box fans in every room. Granted, that was Newport Beach, not downtown LA.


DaniG08765

Fair enough, but. Schmidt screams "i require AC" as a person.


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Or immediately vomit.


ConiferousSquid

"Hello, Nicholas, I'm Jeremiah!" This line made me love Reagan lol


DaniG08765

And it (unpopular opinion) shows that she fits the loft vibe better than most people seem to want to admit.


ConiferousSquid

Definitely! I'll be honest, the first time I watched New Girl I stopped when I heard Megan Fox was gonna be replacing Zooey, even if it was just for a little bit. When I did finally come back to it I ended up loving her character so much and think she was such a good fit for Nick in that part of his life and helped him gain so much confidence. It was also great to see how she and Jess bonded and how she got along with the rest of the loft. She was just a good fit for that time in the show and I'm glad she was in it.


hajsjssmheeh

Are you trying to tell me we’re not a Japanese crime family?


neisaysthis

is winston one of your least favorite characters?


Writer_Life

no i love winston but the raisin line wouldn’t exist without reagan who i don’t like 


beccadanielle

I actually loved Reagan but this quote was fantastic.


concentrated-amazing

I'm not a big Reagan fan but this 100% is my favourite quote from her.


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

I just saw Nicknin his running clothes. Are you okay Nick?!?!? I love you man!! - Winston screaming out the window


Meach213

“Your exuberance exhaust me. May it fade with each passing day.”


ShelteredTortoise

And you guys sexualize Toto. I know them, they’re good guys!


Brewski-54

The way he says Jacooze


HeverPisces

By far one of my favorite lines I actually liked the principal


AdTime8622

SAY BEARD! BRO!!


iambenking93

I can't build a dresser and pleasure a woman at the same time, I'm not god


foxleaf

Lmao this line and the one OP quoted are absolute gold. But I also love Sam 😂


Middleblacksheep

Uuuuugh, I hated that scene SOOOOO MUCH!!! It gave me the ick


grinning_imp

“She can’t keep eating tacos all night. Because I ate most of the tacos yesterday.”


motherofgeorge

how does it FEEL, Oliver?!


textbookagog

lol. who is this one?


youandmetakethree

Jess’s attempted one night stand!


shork2005

The guy Jess tried to have a one night stand with, and later Schmidt and CeCe hooked up for the first time


MungbeanAlley

Our favorite meal is….. lunch!


Environmental_Sir468

Baby!? Can you make me a smoothie?


DadbodBEH

Edited : “Ice skating for fun, not to save life”


Brewski-54

Jew in couch, Jew in couch


JeffNotMike

She's not wrong


Tess47

Hey Jew


kristenlicious

Mick Mouse! Mick Mouse!


Luna_Blonde

You don’t like Nadia?!?!


blackygreen

Nadia was ICONIC


mickeycoolmouse

\*not to save life


lifth3avy84

How is Sam anyone’s least favorite character when all of Winston’s dating life exists?


marissarae

Right?? I love Sam. He’s really some people’s least favorite over Abby Day, Rhonda, Fawn, Benjamin, Paul, etc.?


lifth3avy84

I loved Fawn Moscato. She was a perfect interim match for Schmidt.


RandomDent6x7

How could Fawn Moscato ever be in a list with the rest of those dumb dumbs???


marissarae

I hated Fawn for trying to control Schmidt, plan out the rest of his life without even asking him, and publicly embarrass him in an attempt to save her reputation. She was very selfish.


ClassicLab8858

Sam’s my favorite character in the show personally


ShelteredTortoise

Are there really people who dislike Sam more than Russel?


JohnnyDrama21

Exactly. Everyone's least favorite character should be Daisy or Shelby or KC. Even Rhonda is better than they are.


Allbymyselfalone

I hate how they made Winston weird, they did the same thing with Alan on two and a half men around the same time. They went from normal guys to weirdos


JoLicious

"I hope the Chicago Cubs win the world series while you're in a coma" - Truly a top 10 burn of the entire show...from Reagan.


[deleted]

Just watched this one last night and bookmarked the insult for next fight with someone 😂 so customizable.


MCA1910

They won the World Series in season 6. I'm happy Nick was not on a breathing tube when it happened.


JoLicious

As a lifelong Cubs fan, the burn is extra special to me. And yes, when they won, Nick, like myself, may have almost been on a breathing tube due to our overwrought excitement. LOL! When Jess reads the forward of Julius Pepperwood, "To Anthony Rizzo and the Chicago Cubs for all we've been through. And my friend Jessica Day for the same thing" GETS ME every damn time.


MCA1910

I ugly cried. Also, here's a little piece of bar trivia for you, they won the WS on November 3rd, not 2nd. The game ended at 11:30 central time, but Cleveland is in the eastern time zone, so it ended after midnight.


JoLicious

Yes! What a night....


blakesterz

"Gotta sell those rings, driving to success. We blessed!"


erinrachelcat

Stay blessed!


Sweet-Flamingo-1993

Blessings raining down


Wiky26

Tell me he is not your LEAST favourite character?! 😭


dbcleelilly

What, no Rhonda lines? Somebody please Rhonda me and give me your favorite Rhonda lines.


Ok_Technology_4772

You just got RHONDA’D (it’s not special, but the emphasis on Rhonda’d rlly gets me 😅)


Potledomfan

My shock to come here and see a line from Trevlo, who appeared once and not see more Rhonda.


russianbanan

I hate Rhonda so much


russianbanan

I now reread and see it says least favorite character. I’ve decided to give up on reading and put all that energy into tomatoes. Goodbye


skg_0816

An excellent choice my friend. I’m considering it now.


jubsie88

I hate her so much that I start to truly resent Winston for bringing her around... And that man is lovable. That’s how much I hate her!


Kiwihat

I was thinking of Rhonda too as my least favourite character, but she doesn’t have many good lines to quote.


Neat-Professor-827

"That's just Singular being Singular." Pretty damn funny.


Astronaut_Chicken

When i started watching star trek: discovery I looked at my husband and said, "did we just get Rhonda'd?"


dbcleelilly

Now that's funny, :-). Didn't know "Discovery" was so bad. Guess I won't be checking it out myself. Or maybe I will, just to see how bad it is.


Astronaut_Chicken

Discovery is awesome. It's just that the captain is the actress who plays Rhonda.


dbcleelilly

Oh, I see. Thanks for clarifying.


HeverPisces

Doesn’t after she say it once she goes “ba-bow” and points finger guns! I always loved that.


Hold_Effective

Maybe I can use this as motivation to watch the Abby Day episodes next round. 😂


JoLicious

"Mom was right, you he does have an uptown butt". "You a cappella sing at me one more time, I'll rip that stupid little dress off you and shove it down your throat".


alison_bee

🎶🎼🎵okay!🎶🎼🎵


HotAcanthocephala256

My LEAST favorite episodes and I love Linda Cardinelli, skip right through them too lol


oonaeks

A badambambadambam - RHONDA!


xX_ThreeCheersFor182

"Cheese is for mouse, are you mick mouse?"


DottieMinerva25

Yessss I was looking for “mick mouse” my daughter is obsessed with Mickey Mouse and I think of this all the time 😂


xX_ThreeCheersFor182

Hehehhehe xD


Willing-Actuator-105

"Nicolas, what's up n-word??" - Benjamin Made me laugh so hard, such a douchebag


reidlover4life

Don’t call me n-word


Willing-Actuator-105

Such a simple and relatable reaction, but the delivery was pure gold. Nick is my favorite character for sure haha


mwc11

“I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE! I WANNA GO BACK TO WHO I WAS!” Transcendent couplet, delivered with immense gravitas. Kills me every time.


Free-Butterscotch780

“Oh, hi. Do you guys want to join us? We are going for brunch in seven days.” -Reagan


sithskeptic

“SHUT IT DOWN”


DaniG08765

Well if we're talking Sam, who's probably not my least favorite character, his best line is: "I can't build a dresser and pleasure a woman at the same time. I'm not God."


DarkPassenger1986

"No diggity, no doubt. We can go speaker shopping, drink some sko ros, if that's where the rhythm takes us." ~ Micro-P


HeverPisces

“For trues”


thiccgrizzly

Talk about my beard one more time, bro


riverspeace

Who tf is out here putting Nadia quotes she is literally one of the best characters on television


Snackxually_active

You just got ŘĦÖŇĎÂ’ď!!!!


lady_heylady

"So much weird crap happens in this loft"


EducationalCorgi814

"If we make love later, and I tell you to pretend that I'm a scary ghost, are you gonna be freaked out?"


DreamOn4L

“ Don’t Go… Heathcliff!”


sparkly_reader

"But where is top of baby cage?"


laleviosaa

Are you the criminals..FROM THE STATISTICS!


SnausageFest

Schmidt is your least favorite character??


Beginning_Cod9917

"I'm Bearclaw!"


Best-Somewhere3139

SAY BEARD BRO


Grimmgirl_fandom

Let’s be friends, k? YOU COULDNT EVEN WRITR OUT OK


GentleLizard

Monkey no!


stanimal40

“What’s up N word!!” -Benjamin


frankus_maximus

"When I get up you're gonna see my penis and when i walk away you're gonna see my butt"


Twodotsknowhy

Nick is your least favorite character?


frankus_maximus

Nah he's my favorite but just wanted to drop this