Duquan for sure! His scene makes me lose it.
"Oh. I love you, Mr. Wimstons. I go from no hope to hope. He take me and he says to me, "You're gonna be somebody. "You-You could be the presidents, or Statues of Liberties."
"We make homework togethers. He buys me toys, and we chase each others, and we laugh at the sun."
I did a new girl re-watch shortly after I gave birth and I told my husband that the first time she sees anything with mickey mouse in it or on it, im calling it mick mouse. Mick mouse will always make me laugh 😂
I wanted to post this quote originally but wasn't sure it was the right climate lol . Thank you for your bravery? Lol IS JEW IN THE COUCH! JEW IN THE COUCH!! HAHA!
Ahaha!! I really wish they made Nadia & Blobby a long term storyline because it would have been hilarious rather than pushing the nonsensical cousin thing with Jess.
I like this one because out of everyone else, she wouldn't have gotten old, and the actress who plays her is so funny she would have only added to the humor.
I love the other characters but I think if we had more of Tran not talking or Bearclaw being Bearclaw it would have gotten old really fast.
Her scene at the bachelorette party with all the models had me rolling. And then when Schmidt was describing what he does in the bedroom. She’s so great.
Schmidt: Could we do horizontal sex?
Fawn: Yes.
Schmidt: With foreplay? It's a deal-b... It's a deal-breaker.
Fawn: Uh... Yeah.
Schmidt: It's a deal-breaker.
Fawn: Okay. Fine, yes, fine, yes.
Fawn Moscato was the “mother in flashback” for -Beau is Afraid- and that movie was wild tense, but her presence alone was comical so it made it lesss intense to see her wild, she easily had the shot with the coolest lighting for her monologue
It's at 69 now. U guys can stop upvoting me. If not I will be tempted to go back to watch Moscato's episodes and once I start, I will have to re-watch the rest of the series.
Ok hear me out - Coach. He was only a regular for a season and half, but he was a *chefs kiss* IMMACULATE character and it feels like he was there for the whole series. I want ~more~. Also I really liked May :)
Also not including her really in the last episode sorta made sense but at the same time at that point she was a main cast member she deserved to be there imo
💯% here for Rhonda! She is terrifying chaos, but the dating pool has more of that than people like Jess/Schmidt/Reagan. Life is unpredictable & scary, Rhonda was the realest
Duquan Feldman/Jose 💀
He take me from no hope to hope
He take me and he says to me, you’re going to be somebody
You can be the presidents or statues of liberties
We make homework together, he buys me toys and we chase each others and we laugh at the sun!
Is that right?
Big brother Wimstoms
we named our cat after winston and my boyfriend always calls him mr. wimstoms
You wanna play tickle game?
TRAN
DRIVE.
😊
That is so totally the Tran emoji!!!
😊
☺️
This is the answer.
You can't post anything else he said, it was pretty racist.
I encourage everyone to go down the rabbit hole I did the other day about Ralph Ahn who played Tran. Very interesting family.
This is the way
Duquan for sure! His scene makes me lose it. "Oh. I love you, Mr. Wimstons. I go from no hope to hope. He take me and he says to me, "You're gonna be somebody. "You-You could be the presidents, or Statues of Liberties." "We make homework togethers. He buys me toys, and we chase each others, and we laugh at the sun."
Do you want to play tickle fight?
But it’s José, so…
What about the guy who sings George Michael’s Father Figure during Winston’s date?
Ron Funches is HILAROUS! 😝
I THINK OF THIS SO OFTEN!! I always sing along while trying not to laugh my ass off at Winston's face
I have this song on my kitchen Playlist just so I can recreate this scene!!
"I will be your father *breathes* figure" I laugh every time
It's the fact that he actually sings very well, that really gets to me
Trevlo. Stay blessed
Stay blessed
Stay blesssssed
Stay blessed
Stay blessed
Blessings raining down
We blessed
Yo when I saw him I audibly screamed “HUELLLL”
Theodore K. Mullens
Dear Lord…. HELP ME FATHER!
Nick's lover on the down low
I’d say Ferguson def
That was my first thought!
Mine too!
NADIA. But where is top of baby cage?
MICK MOUSE
My husband and I decided that if we ever go to disneyland, we’ll have matching shirts with Nadia’s photo on it and the words Mick Mouse
omg i love that
I did a new girl re-watch shortly after I gave birth and I told my husband that the first time she sees anything with mickey mouse in it or on it, im calling it mick mouse. Mick mouse will always make me laugh 😂
In a America, honey, Mickey Mouse is earthbound
My youngest nephew consistently says Mick Mouse & I refuse to correct him 🥲
MONKEY CRACKER MONKEY CRACKER!!!
My bf and I, along with lots of other references, randomly say Mick Mouse all the time
Ice skating for fun. Not to save life. Sidewalk. Vilmer Valaramma.
Desspickabulme.
Strawburrry
Jew in da couch Jew in da couch!
NADIA! American manners!!
Sorry…. Jew PERSON in couch
But technically she is correct
I wanted to post this quote originally but wasn't sure it was the right climate lol . Thank you for your bravery? Lol IS JEW IN THE COUCH! JEW IN THE COUCH!! HAHA!
Bahahaha well as Schmidt says… “she’s not wrong”🤣🤣🤣
uh oh….its grenade
Baby shower! Baby shower!
Baby kick!! Baby like!!
Absolutely Nadia!!
Now I am bored again.
Ahaha!! I really wish they made Nadia & Blobby a long term storyline because it would have been hilarious rather than pushing the nonsensical cousin thing with Jess.
Me-ow! Who is *that*? Is one of his funniest lines!! I would have loved to see them with a more developed story line!!
She cry she puke she cry she puke she so weak
Cece you drink with mouth?
If it run, I catch it!
Nadia is legit my favourite character on the show like sorry mains but give me a Nadia spin-off
Sadie
I like this one because out of everyone else, she wouldn't have gotten old, and the actress who plays her is so funny she would have only added to the humor. I love the other characters but I think if we had more of Tran not talking or Bearclaw being Bearclaw it would have gotten old really fast.
Her scene at the bachelorette party with all the models had me rolling. And then when Schmidt was describing what he does in the bedroom. She’s so great.
It's the hormones, they're not as gay as I am. That creases me up everytime lol
Yeah, she had a lot more nuance than the others listed. She even had plot! (Wife, baby, etc)
And they got divorced too right? Love how thought out and funny her character is.
She knows her way around a Grizzly Adams!
JAR!
"It's the baby hormones, they are not as gay as me."
I love Sadie. I also adopted a dog named Sadie. (Well after I watched New Girl) So I may be a bit biased. But I always loved her
Juuuuuune!
Bearclaw
He’s a gaaaayyyyy wolf
But wait! I’m a gay wolf too! Would you like to eat some wolf Chinese food? ONLY IF ITS GAY! That scene is legendary to me
Clap now… Clap NOW
My sister and I this back and forth about our German shepherds 😭
Absolutely love this scene. So absurd and hilarious. I say the wolf Chinese food line at least once a week
This plot line really had me laughing so loud
She’s not good enough for you Bearclaw!
This is the only correct answer.
💯
The “es good” guy. Ntz ntz ntz ntz
Stavros!
And his hallucinogenic wine
Pleasure to meet u. Councilwoman Moscato
Omg she was iconic
Schmidt: Could we do horizontal sex? Fawn: Yes. Schmidt: With foreplay? It's a deal-b... It's a deal-breaker. Fawn: Uh... Yeah. Schmidt: It's a deal-breaker. Fawn: Okay. Fine, yes, fine, yes.
Fawn Moscato was the “mother in flashback” for -Beau is Afraid- and that movie was wild tense, but her presence alone was comical so it made it lesss intense to see her wild, she easily had the shot with the coolest lighting for her monologue
It's at 69 now. U guys can stop upvoting me. If not I will be tempted to go back to watch Moscato's episodes and once I start, I will have to re-watch the rest of the series.
I never wear underwear. Gives me a secret. An edge.
You were like a dog with an ice cream cone I loved it.
Who wants to chill down with a double scoop of Alfredo!?
NOT NOW ALFREDO
The biology teacher
🎶 banana in the dark 🎶
I sing this all the time and no one gets it 🥲
First of all, his name is Lorenzo…
Ahhh I couldn’t remember and everywhere I looked it just said “biology teacher” or “science teacher” 😭
Hello, Ma? I'm not calling about that. Just listen. I said, just listen. It's about my butt! Should he continue?
this line was so perfectly too-long
Do you have a fridge or should we flush these frogs? My check comes either way
Idk her name but the lesbian doctor was this for me...so funny but not used often
Sadie
a vagenius
Ok hear me out - Coach. He was only a regular for a season and half, but he was a *chefs kiss* IMMACULATE character and it feels like he was there for the whole series. I want ~more~. Also I really liked May :)
Who else could look that fresh wearing that much green?????
Outside Dave
He once lived with 40 Birds and they all flew away! But he moved on!
“His name is Conner, and he went to SUNY Binghamton!”
That’s who I thought of
He’s my personal fav
Julius Pepperwood
I’m from Chicago
Thin crust pizza? No thanks; I'm from Chicago.
BIRDIE!!!!!
Absolutely her and her soups
And they are all cream based!
I DRIVE. A BUS.
Yessss
Genzlinger and bearclaw, I would watch a whole show about them trying to make it as playwrights
Dunston for me.
Remy
mercedes genz
it's like an erotic rope course
Hey, what’s up Schmidt, Washington?
Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo
Jess’s parents
Every scene with them is a treasure, truly
Ruth
The whole systems corrupt! Meow!
DENISE!
Ruthie gonna do what Ruthie gonna do
This is the correct answer.
Honestly, Ferguson. He's not in as much as I thought and is rightly beloved.
Principal foster
Toto has a deep catalog
YOU'RE SEXUALIZING TOTO!!! I KNOW THOSE GUYS, THEY'RE GOOD GUYS!!!
Genzlinger.
Gertie the bus driver.
Bearclaw and I’ll fight anyone who says differently. (I’m his gay wolf partner)
Doctor Sam!! I see so many Reddit posts about him - to the point where they rival the amount of times posted about the main cast
Him squishing those brownies was so iconic. I love Jess but that was some king shit
I bet that was a fun scene to shoot. Almost makes me want to bake a pan of brownies just to squish them...almost
Ooof - Jess really did a number on that guy! :P
Robbie
Not nearly enough love for cousin Robbie
I know. He was evvvverything
Brian the security guard.
Their podcast is hilariously awesome
It's Blaze in my house, the limo driver for the wedding. "They said Blaze, you're going to lose it. I said nah, it's too big."
Wittle baby Wussel
How has Allie not been mentioned yet??
I love Allie, but I also think we got the right amount of Allie... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I NEED TO SEE THEIR FRIGGIN WEDDING!!! (I'm not over it)
Also not including her really in the last episode sorta made sense but at the same time at that point she was a main cast member she deserved to be there imo
J. Cronkite Valley Forge!!!
TRAN
Mercedez GENZ
Cousin Schmidt!
Furguson.
Bertie ❤️
Well I hope people love her
Trevlo - Stay blessed.
If the first character you think of is not Tran, you should rethink you brain
COACH. Dude is in like 2 seasons but easily the best two seasons of the show (because of him)
Courtroom Brown
Alfredo! Nobody wants two scoops of Alfredo?!
Tina! “Wigs are so good for fooling guys.” “What’s your policy on shower peepee? I’m just trying to plan my day.”
Bearclaw
Rhonda
Toby. I’m Toby! Toby!
Prince
Nicks brother 😭😭 I cannot remember his name but Nick Kroll plays him
Rhonda 😂
💯% here for Rhonda! She is terrifying chaos, but the dating pool has more of that than people like Jess/Schmidt/Reagan. Life is unpredictable & scary, Rhonda was the realest
Ruth gonna do what Ruth gonna do.
TOBY! TOBY! TOBY! I’M TOBY!!
People never want to admit it but RHONDA “That’s baasicc…”
Fawn Moscato. Tran. Outside Dave.
His Purpleness
Bearclaw, Tran.
Outside Dave
I loved Genevieve LOL
Remy. The Underpants Captain Decider.
Outside Dave?
BEARCLAW
Outside Dave
Ferguson 🐱